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  • in New Jersey we dont call them "chart bitches" we call them "Podium Princesses" (male and female alike) because the supervisors usually have a podium (atleast at my prison)

  • this is so damn true for ny state!

  • Damn, this is insanely accurate.

  • LOL!!! this is like one big inside joke. Stay safe Brothers and Sisters! shout out from UDOC

  • LMAO!!! I've been a C/O for 5 years now and this video totally sums up everything.

  • This is great! We here in WA. just took a 3% pay cut... lol. Cause we were getting so rich before.

    

  • Thanks for the laugh, humor is one thing that keeps is all going. It's so true but next time the piss test come round I'll be singing that song. Thanks a bunch

  • And u don't just have to pass a test u have to go through more grainy than cops

  • My dads a co at a federal jail I don't know about state but this is not right

  • Lmao wow this is so damn true but what this video didn't tell is you have to be 60 years old just to collect retirement. That means for me I have to drag my ass to a place 5 days a week for 39 years before I can touch a penny of the 200 bucks they take out of my pay check. Another thing is the inmates and their family can sue you for just about anything they want. Good luck to all you future co's

  • Im only 6 months in.... this is so true!

  • Hey towm8ter! change with the times! guess what ass hole the rules have not changed the officers have. i have been doing this circus shit for 11 years. your fellow officers use to have your back.

  • Never a more true story ever told on the face of planet earth.I think that whomever uploaded this has a crystal ball and is watching the institution that I've been dragging my ass to for the last seventeen years.30 year retirement.....Whoever came up with that should have their ass kicked until their nose bleeds.At no occupation will you wish your life away more than on this one.Can't wait for my 30 year sentence to be over.For anyone thinking about doing this job.....make it your last resort.

  • Ive been doing this crap for a few years and i still hate inmates

  • @frankylovesyall Hang in there bro. Corrections is an honorable job, if you do it the right way.

  • I've been a CO for about 7 months. I have been moving up the ranks rather quickly. I've been given better jobs due to my work ethic, and ability to control my area in a professional manner. This job has its ups and its downs and its downs and its downs..lol. But I love my job, and feel proud to serve in Corrections.

  • I've watched this vid over and over...and it's clear that it was created (in part) by a disgruntled C/O who is probably a 20+ year veteran who refuses to change with the times. He is too proud and set in his way to realize that promoting is where the money is and where you can actually affect some change. So his poor family suffers while he ignorantly sits in a tower, rotting, and wasting his (quickly dying) brain cells on meaningless bitching.

  • @towm8tr

    You must be one of the ones mentioned in this video... You figure out which one I am referring to! Why don't you just head on back to the bosses office and get busy!

  • @Jewelsb34 ...You're right...I'm the Lieutenant. Unlike many supervisors I remember that I too came from the line. I back my Officers as far as I can. I do despise the old cops who do nothing but bitch and complain about every change of policy while opposing management at every corner. The truth is, most line staff have NO IDEA about the other dimension to Corrections. It is a highly political environment that is governed by case law and arm my staff with that knowledge. Educate yourself.

  • @towm8tr ... I think that if you can not laugh at this video and find the truth and humor in it then you most certainly sir have a problem! I am educated, in life, in school and in corrections! My philosophy is... If you don't like it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it! I have a seen, in corrections, corruption to degrees that in a just world would have required legal action against supervisors! I have witnessed and experienced personally the BS described here, and I am a good CO! ; )

  • @towm8tr... And corrections should NOT be political.... PERIOD!

  • This video is spot on. 

  • Going to be a CO as of the 11 HOOAH!!!

  • This video is so true.

  • 5 years in . never heard of a chart bitch, Funny video.

  • I'll be hitting my 6 year mark this November. So much of this video is true that I could swear one of my brothers or sisters put it together. Watch each others backs out there and come home in one piece.

  • A friend of mine said that it smells like urine and body funk inside the prison but they get used to it.

  • I have nearly 5 years in and this video tells it like it is

  • "all they need is an abrasive surface to sharpen a piece of metal on and zip zip, they have a shank!" hahahahaah

  • so true lol

  • My dad is a corrections officer his old boss committed suicide

  • 2 years and im atill a co2

  • i got 2 years in Texas tdcj and i have 2 year probation due to a fat ass inmate friendly lazy supervisor who forgot that the cos he pissed on ran the prison and gave him that job.

  • I have referred this video to not only to co workers, but to family and friends. It's a funny video, but the sad thing about it is how true the video really is.

  • I'm a correctional officer in Arizona and have been doing it for 8 years this month. Everything in here is true.

  • @Acoustic0026 I'm 4 years this month, Happy Anniversary brother!

  • wow, might be the best youtube video i have ever seen! Bravo sir!

  • Nevada doc 5 years here. We call it riding the leg. Nevada sucks now, I'm outta here in a few months!

  • i am an 18 year corrections veteran i agree with this guy jager18903

  • Soooo Awesome!! Hahaha! Chart Bitches! We have a BUNCH at MSP!!!

  • Anyone think Rick Perry should watch this!!!! Since "a monkey could do this job".......

  • Lol. This shit is funny. Bro. Damm. Shitty smitty.

  • @Rosales806 Haha every jail seems to have a shitty smitty, some nutjob inmate that smears his crap everywhere and throws it at people.

  • Theres nothing to be scared of inmates are stupid

  • @santosandariana True but they have unlimited time to sit there and think of ways to get one over on officers, make weapons to poke each other with, and make ingenious items like a bunch of broken-off toothbrush heads toothpasted onto a used deodorant stick to make a comb/brush, or using a lightbulb to start a fire.

  • Man nobody has more chart bitchs then NV. MAX

  • this is bullshit... COs keep the murderers rapests and theifs people have to deal with and process them too keep them away from you and your family!

  • Lol, NSW Corrective services is FULL of Chart Bitches lol. Yeah you know who we are talking about!

  • Lol, NSW Corrective services is FULL of Chart Bitches lol. Yeah you know who we are talking about!

  • NC DOC yep thats where its at...

  • LMAO! VADOC THAT'S ME!

  • oh shit

  • It couldn't have been better said....much love to all my brothers and sisters...walking the halls of insanity every freaking day!!!!...I have been a co for 11yrs now...I love my dysfunctional family....and the carnival ride of my 8 to 12 hr shift....~lifer~

  • LOL. I'm a CO and can say this was GREAT! 100% True. Too...too funny! :P Greetings from the FDOC (Florida Dept. of Corrections). Be safe out there, my brothers & sisters!

  • 5 years walking High Security Administrative Segregation in TDCJ. I've seen fights, stabbings, hangings, various suicide methods, and the list goes on. Listen up if you've never seen those conrete walls and smelt human waste from the front door.

  • @originalShorai ... Only if the public really knew what we have to put up with inside the walls.... Stay safe brother

  • Don't care.

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  • This more true then anything ive ever seen love it! who ever dislikes this must be a convict

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  • Yep, jail Dep from VA. ZIP ZIP they have a shank!!! lol. We call chart bitches Office bitches, or book bitches depending... See we got it bad here in VA thanks to "independent cities" those cities have a "police" department, and a sheriff's office. we get looked down on by the cops too, along with the public, higher ups and inmates. But, the benifetsare good and the time of is great.

  • Ha ha ha. LOVE it!

  • All true lmfao,

  • This is sooo true.

  • I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes and my sides hurt....I am a CO in Michigan and this is exactly the way it is.......Love this video!!!

  • LMFAO! As a C/O in North Dakota DOC I think this the perfect video! Hit the nail on the head!

  • this is hilarious.... as a c/o in illinois doc im crackin up!

  • LOL@this guy conducting a cell search without a mirror

  • Lol... baby raper accuses you of something you never did and you get suspended...so true.

  • and if you are lucky you get to meet little stars like the booty warrior

  • I like the people I work with but I have to agree with this.

  • I have been violated too many times by too many COs to find this funny.... I was raped

  • @universalsingularity Some how I do not believe you. Your just trying to make us sound bad. Also any inmate woul say boss or guard. You arn't even an ex-con

  • @LegendStormcrow

    Wow, for taking my comment seriously you have shown me your true intelligence. You must be a genius to figure out I'm not a prisoner and that I was never raped.

  • @universalsingularity Your the one who typed it like such. Your a f'n deuce

  • I LIKE this because he is telling the truth for all of you who kiss ass on the job

    i feel every word he is saying ..He is speeking the truth......DEBOCOOL@att.net

  • SO TRUE GLAD I QUIT!! FUCK TDCJ!!!! FUCK TEXAS DEPT CRIMINAL JUSTICE!!!

  • At the 1:00 mark, check out how he pronounces "disciplinary", funny.

  • SO Stewy374 when that predator escapes due to the lack of experienced C/Os & hacks up you or your family I would guess you would be the 1st one sobbing on the news about how there aren't enough C/Os at the prison & you can't understand HOW this happened??? But yet you can post crap like that!!! The public needs to wake up & realize C/Os are the ONLY thing between them & the psychotic killers & rapists!!! And as it happens the economy has tanked & I haven't had a raise in 3 years & as a matter o

  • Much is being made about this video because of it's message to the general public.If you're a C.O.,you'll laugh like hell.If you're not,then listen and learn.This is a hot,dirty,dangerious,and stressful job.There's no up side to it other than decent pay and benefits,and a 25 year and out retirement (that's N.Y.S.,anyway) and with the budget tight they'll screw with that too.As a C.O. you are expendable.C.O.'s watch eachother's back because we are all we have to walk out at the end of our tour.

  • @jager18903 Well said brother. Stay safe

  • i don't get it . what is a chart bitch?

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    its seriously no bs cheapest site around for duty gear, alot better than galls. please check it out. under armour boots for under 100!

  • Words were never more well spoken.

  • this should have been on my stress class

  • this is honestly all true, we have plenty of chart bitches, that dont do shit and when they do have to switch a post they bitch so bad and cry about it, ive worked hard and its not getting me no where the only one who gets up in ranks are chart bitches or dirty C/O's

  • Wow, so many angry comments...

  • OMFG this freaking video is sooooo true that it hurts...I'm a veteran CO working around thugs all damn day...This video should be part of pre-service training...

  • I still think we should out-source Prisons to a third world country. Send all the thug gang banging crack dealers there and upon completion of there sentence if there family wants them back, let them go get them. There's no perfect answer, but let's try it, lol.....

  • yyyyyyyyyyy

    

  • This is so funny, yet so sad at the same time. The dude who made this video must have taken a lot of shit in this career.

  • LOL

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  • BC CO here; 16 + on the job... LMFAO!!! Too true, too true... Open to Max, mens or womens; all the same :-)

  • 4 Years In The VADOC And I Can Honestly Say That This Movie Is 100% True. Every Bit Of This Video Is Accurate.

  • Just dont Make fun of the director or you will be fired

  • Can identify with most of this after 31 years mostly in a Max. But where I work in WI we have stood together well from top to bottom because we had good system to work out fair solutions at a local level. That is all at risk now because we are caught up in politics. It is not about the money. My heart goes out to the family and co-workers of Jaymie Lee in WA and the too many that fallen before. We almost had it happen a few weeks ago.

  • Did CCPOA put this video online?

  • Damn jail guards

  • thats the best!!!!

  • @ Stewie u suck ass I'm a c/o in pa and they don't tell u everything get locked up and you'll see

  • LOL.....funny, but true!

  • @stewy374 shut up

  • @MY2SONSTV

    no shut the FUCK up

  • yeah... STFU! who else will do the job? your usless ass? i am a co, police pick thier profession also, whoelse will do the job?

  • yeah... STFU! who else will do the job? your usless ass? i am a co, police pick thier profession also, whoelse will do the job? that video is 100% accurate!

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  • @stewy374 Way to miss the point entirely

  • @stewy374 living here in wv there no other jobs unless you go to work in a mines or fast food place! and plus being a corrections officer is not for everyone....not any one can put up with crap us corrections officer do!

  • @stewy374

    That is why your not a C/O

  • @stewy374 < Part of the unappreciative public.

  • @stewy374 Shut up

  • @stewy374

    It's not about bitching, it's about being tired of people getting of sites like this and making stupid comments trying to sound 'Gangsta' and down cry CO's because they watched the Longest Yard one too many times.

  • @stewy374 You know, it's twatwaffles like you that embarrass the hardworking people of this country. They do this job because it takes a special kind of person to do it. If everyone quit because a job sucked, then we would all still be considered British. Don't post. Your a douchbag.

  • @stewy374 - Most of us didn't know then what we know now.It's called OJT(On the Job Training).You learn as you go.You learn your limitations quick or you pay for your mistakes.You sound like a sensitive,well-adjusted desk-monkey anyway.Who gives a shit WHAT you think?

  • @stewy374 You're right, we knew what we were getting into. We do a job that people like you do not have the guts to do. We took a job that the public doesn't want to admit exists, and when they have to they refuse to thank us.We took a job that most people won't take, and we did it because it needs doing. No other reason. COs are a very rare breed. I've had lots of people, including Police officers, tell me they could never do my job. It's not fun, its not supposed to be.

  • Fantastic!!!!!!! totallly true!

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  • I love this I worked for CDCR, for 21 years, But we did not used the term Chart Bitch we in Calif used the term On the leg..

  • The most thankless job ever!!!! Now in my state they are threatening to take 1/2 our retirement thanks to our new crook of a governor. He thinks that our job is no harder than a regular gov't office worker.

  • BOY..........I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED AT THE INSTITUTION I WORK AT! THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!!!

  • Great video!! And so true!! I just wish I could play this before court begins, or an I.A.. We may get a little forgiveness on our side. I do wise the victims just got a little more consideration. They are missing a couple of things in the cell. The t.v. and playstation.

  • So true and only people who do the job know.

  • Funny but sadly, this is true,

    The job is utterly thankless, except for the paycheck which they are going after by ignoring our contractually agreed upon and guaranteed raises which do not keep up with the cost of living.

    In my state, we don't have chart bitches but we do have superintendant's picks and other "kids". Same idea.

    God bless all those who walk the toughest beat.

  • 3 years in and this is so true. Them having more rights hits it on the head. Oh, and lets not forget the taxpayers that want paycuts and furloughs so they don't have to lose out on sucking the public dick for their pennies.

  • OMG, I love this! We always have each other's backs - grow up Alcortes! Someone just making a statement that just so happens to be so true. LISTEN to the video!

  • It is true.

    However. I could give a piss how the public views us. I dont hate chart bitches or managers because hate takes effort.

    I love and appreciate my job. Money is great, endless ot if you need it. Recession proof. It's all good, chin up.

  • Spoken like a true chart bitch!!!

  • What a true video, I've worked in corrections for 5 years. This video was def made by a co at the prison I work at.. Or maybe all prisons are like this. Either way its bullshit the way we get treated by the public, our superiors and the inmate population. People need to remember when they are so worried about the inmates rights and how mean the cos are that we put an application in to be there, its not always poor inmates. They are there for a reason and so are we.... Ours is just a good one

  • Hey I'm a chart bitch! But I bid into my job! It only took 12 years in the trenches until I got enough seniority and now I got weekends and holidays off.

  • this video is soooooooooo true!!!!!! afuckin men to EVERYTHING HE SAID!!!!!!!! I work in one of the highest paid county facilities in the country. now while im lucky to work where im at that chart bitches part had me lmao!!!! while im dealing with muderers rapists and god knows what else, you got punk mutha fuckas that are scared to death to work a block and they kiss up to the higher ups to get sweet posts.... theyre getting easy money while im making blood money!!!! its a damn shame..

  • haha SOOO true!

  • 27 yrs and a five minute video sums it up

  • Whats sad, I'm sure this was ment to be a joke. Its all true. Every word! Fuck, I need a new job!

  • well he sold me, were can i sign up?????

  • @zulu547 so silly zulu, lol

  • With the exception of the mention of sergeants - we don't have them - this is the Bureau in a nutshell. By the way, brothers - if you don't have too much time in to go fed, do so - same job, better pay (except in CA and maybe one or two other places). I was once coated in shit from boots to hat, and been treated by medical staff like it was my fault - it was the closest I ever came to becoming an inmate myself. Fuck everybody else (excluding SOME military guys) who bitch about their jobs!

  • If this is a recruiting video for WA State, You got my vote. Over 20 years of service, been there done that and seen it all. Now we're dealing with the murder of a Correctional Officer due to the cut backs and staffing level issues. RIP Jayme Lee Biendl, Jan. 29, 2011, her birthday Feb. 6, would turn 35.

  • HAHAHA!!!! This is funny as heck, I have worked both State max and Federal High medium, and this hits the nail on the head. Very funny shit here. HAHAHA!!! I about fell out when I seen this.

  • 2 people are chart bitches!!

  • @adamlesh

    You and the other one? HAHA!!!!

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  • Lol! What state are you a CO in? Sounds like my facility!

  • Chart Bitch... Hmmmm. We call them Dick eaters, Leg riders or suck a dicks. If you wanna be one of those, make sure you get your tonsils out and buy a LOT of TIC-TACS and SCOPE.

  • I dont care what state or city prison/detention center you work in,this video is 100% on the money. Its basically the scared and lazy officers against the fearless and brave-who make it safer for the punk a** cowards aka chart b****h aka bubble bunny where im from. Good job on the vid!

  • these videos have caught on like wild fire. keep em' coming

  • BTW, a female CO was just strangled to death in Washington state by a rapist w/ a life sentence. My thoughts and prayers go out to her family. Ya'll stay safe......

    Cap

  • @Latatum07 Was there noone else around????

  • 17 years and counting, and I can say with all confidence and authority that the DOC of any state would learn a thing or two from this video. Oh, and I got to be a Chart Bitch for a minute after knee surgery, but it didn't last long and by the time I was done I was actually looking forward to getting back into population.

  • My father has been a CO, from the time I was 5 or 6 and is almost ready to retire. I am now almost 31. This is so true, and this video made him laugh but at the same time say, "So true"

  • I am a C.O. and this is SO true!!!

  • I WANT TO BE A CHART BITCH!!!!!! WHOOOOO HOOOOOO

    :)

  • @ibreaker82

    More then likely you already are. :D

  • THIS IS 100% ACCURATE. 

  • wow, so much of this is true... luckily we kinda have job security! don't be dirty and only put in about 50% effort and you won't be fired!

  • @ejoelleduval

    At the federal level you can put in about 10% effort and still not be fired, I see it daily.

  • MY GOD!! I did not know it was some one out here who understands! Chart Bitch, Office Bitch that's funny, they are a growing breed! I got one who works with me who wants to join the ranks of the CB's/OB"s! It's f@#king sickning! For all y'all CB's and OB's develop some dignity and get your nose out of someone else's ass! I am not alone in my misery! There are millions of us. Hello Co bro's and sista's here's to us and those aspiring to be us! Keep it real!

  • MY GOD!! I did not know it was some one out here who understands! Chart Bitch, Office Bitch that's funny, they are a growing breed! I got one who works with me who wants to join the ranks of the CB's/OB"s! It's f@#king sickning! For all y'all CB's and OB's develop some dignity and get your nose out of someone else's ass! I am not alone in my misery! There are millions of us. Hello Co bro's and sista's here's to us and those aspiring to be us! Keep it real!

  • As a C.O for the past 7 years... This is by far the best fucking video on youtube!!!!

  • This is sooo funny....

  • Never heard the term "Chart B$&@$" out here in California, we just call them OB for short, Office B$&@$. Corrections is a small world I guess because it's like I did the last 24 years walking the tiers with that guy. Funny but then the funniest things in life are based on reality. Stay safe out there.

  • My friend who is a CO showed me this. Fuck no, I don't want to be a CO. Props to those of you that are - I couldn't do it.

  • connecticut c/o's are losers , I know because they serve me everyday, and I have a phone in H-cottage b-10 cell . counselor gives it to me.

  • @swami24u did you say H cottage? holy shit. youre a chomo!!! probably a fuckin check in. H cottage. !!!!you have balls just for puttin that up boy!!!H cottage. thats rich. hahaha

  • Stupid animation was stupid. Also should've used a real voice...

  • how true this is and the govenors wants to know why the moral is so low?? thank God I'm almost done with this profession getting ready to retire

  • This video is dead accurate!!!!

  • @megagamann u think the public hate you try being a Police.....they not only hate us they don't respect us....I had a CO in my life and this video is on point.....u talk about ur starting pay thank God for that cause down here not even we (PD) start so high....I think u need to calm down u can't always talk about the good things because sometimes the people need to know the nitty gritty of what goes on.....pray for us cause we praying for you be safe out there, brother-in law