Piss Up A Rope by Ween

[ultraguy14]

You crazy bitches!

[fullyhalfempy]

I heard this at an Olive Garden.

[elstroshitnonstop]

joe rogan experience son

[MrCharlesWhite1]

brain redban!!!!

[kronker]

Bald Rogan Experience

[military666able]

oooo hell noo!!!

[FriendsOfNone]

this was the first ween song i ever found when i was about 12 years old. love at first listen and i still know the lyrics 10 years on :D

[coolbreeze922]

28 people can feel the pissy dribble.

[raysphere1]

haha this song is soooooooo aawesome!!!! i can't belive ween isn't very famouse!!! this is my new favorite song!!!

[Gingerbug6]

I aint washing nooo bodies balls mmkay

[Tangiepie]

wtf



[lucif3erum]

best song in the world

[Ikaaruz]

Yet another incredible song demonstrating that Ween is the most talented and creative band alive today.

[TheCigarhett]

Doing this karaoke tonight.

[goldendawn7]

This is the most incredible song ever......

[8645538213]

@BlackGloryMonster how ironic that retarded is misspelled in your comment.

[sdawyldes]

I love this song! I think of my brothers x every time I hear it!

[BURN1NGx1NS1D3]

i'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk!

[sharqi666]

swift yellow, miss you guys. kingston you thereÉ

[mostfeared3000]

At my family reunion we had a sing off, and i sang this and won :)

[wtheglove]

CLASSIC



[tthomaselli2]

This was featured in the 1997 epic failure 'U-Turn'.; Regardless, this is an awesome song by an awesome band, none-the-less.

[MsPsychobunny]

this was me and my old man's theme song....hmmmm...what went wrong? oh, not much...not much at all.

[applesoup5]

ii dont need the hag



[kenzadelphia]

I love that he is telling her to get lost and demanding head at the same time!

[bigdaddywitts1]

this is fucking hilarious

[jdbandit1966]

27 have lost all hope.

[MordecaiKart64]

this seems like a great karaoke song

[Onnas3]

OMG!!!! I love this song...

[3551233]

OMFG! WTF is this! Its so damn stupid that I love it!

[moephishron1]

this song kicks fucking ass

[EverybodyEverthing]

OMFG I LOVE THIS SONG!!! :D

[CrazyRhino41]

masterpiece is low ballin it a little

[Elwoood13]

Indeed a fucking masterpiece.

[LilSmith434]

AMEN!! I'm voting Ween for President or a preacher hahah :D

[BiggieSmalls66]

27 people are big booty bitches.

[AxemanYako]

I don't like ween, but I love this song. :P

[1skullduggery]

this is the bestest song on the rekkid. "i'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk."

[75Jrowe]

How can you listen and watch this and not laugh your ass off! A dedication to ex-girlfriends.

[at11608]

I'm lesbian and was dating this girl who left me repeatedly, she left me again and my friend sent me this. :D Lol.

[rowsdowr2]

This one goes out to my ex-wife. Though she has a small booty and never got on her knees...

[eichbienyermaw]

haven't heard this song in ages. GENIUS!!!

[Bamasback1]

this tune has that 'been around forever' feel to it... PUT on ur SHOEz...BITCH!!!

[cinemaforever7]

My favorite lyric: "Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle."

Genius!!

[JDillaDudas]

How the hell can Ween create one of the best country songs of the last twenty years despite not having ANY experience in the genre??? Pure f-ing genius...

[32andsixpence]

what's wrong with 2% milk....

[chilliecheesecake]

i'm shrooming my balls of right now, and i can't get enough of this song. hurray!

[agaxtell]

Twenty people can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag.

[MrBOC69]

FUCKING GREAT

[48perkins]

kewl...

[swingAE86]

BEST COUNTRY SONG EVER

[KJPDude]

Feel the pissy dribble.

[Talloweed]

That solo is incredible. 

[Davidx3kerry]

one word...epic

[Melmac1974]

That woman's voice - or man imitating a woman, I neither know nor care - is supremely annoying ... I would kill someone just for making that sound.. how can u listen to this lmao

[clicklord1]

and your 2% milk

[013brit]

i freakin love this song! makes me laugh every time i hear it. XD

[daniel777891]

On your knees you big booty bitch start sucking

[michellewiederman]

This song always makes me laugh!

[TheScott0420]

the pluckin grassholes do a cover of this that ROCKS!!!!

[XVIOLENTPIMPX]

this is going in my faves. :)

[godsmackguy100]

faved

[FreeHugFriday121]

i found a CD on the side of the road... this was a song on it. ive been in love with it ever since :D

[popelauncher]

@FreeHugFriday121

How incredibly fortunate!

An angel was looking out for you that day.

[FreeHugFriday121]

@popelauncher indeed it was.

[Aurumk1]

@FreeHugFriday121 hahah whats funny is that it probably was that it was probably played for someone's girlfriend and she probably didn't like it and chucked it out the window and thus you came into contact with it, lol.

[AppalachianKnight77]

@FreeHugFriday121 you didn't find that cd my friend.....that cd found you!

[RMallory83]

@AppalachianKnight77 I laughed.

[AppalachianKnight77]

@RMallory83 People need to understand that Ween music guides us, binds us, makes us sing together, and at times heavily stimulates certain lobes of our brains.....do u feel me brother?

[c8h8e8c8k8m8e8o8u8t]

i sung this song at my talent show

[TheSantana289]

AWESOME!!!

Master pieces like these should be played more often at college cafeterias...

[clank4001]

true country music

[absalom2112a]

country music sucks, make fun of it at anytime...ween is awesome

[shawnd1101]

Steve McDaniel dose a great version on this song tbh it sounds better then the original 

[willbilly2fistmcgee]

Just what the doc ordered !

[xjamesxreedx]

That's such a weird solo, what effect is being used on the guitar?

[PieceofMindmusic]

@xjamesxreedx some kinda of crazy bit-crushing distortion effect, dont know the name of it though. sorry.

[jordanmaddox12]

@xjamesxreedx Who cares? Its fucking amazing

[jordanmaddox12]

People who hit the dislike button, go die from anal rape!

[Saladrazalahalahaz]

Too, too great. xD

[fudgeismedicine]

i love ween

[briant420]

Wow I don't like Ween, but this song is cool.

[defstoner18]

@briant420 You don't like Ween?  Hand in that 420 card, bud.

[melodykey]

i was in the states a couple of weeks ago, and heard this song, i couldnt stop laughing when i came back to england, i downloaded it, and i insist that everyone listens to it!!

[Woogy411]

-love it 

[Woogy411]

love it lololol

[OHFORSTANG]

I might try this

[TheDewOfMountains]

How does one piss up a rope?

[melodykey]

@TheDewOfMountains with great diffilculty!!

[scrumtralescent4]

This is a fucking masterpiece.

[Sparkle125]

funniest song ever

[sirjacko1]

I wrote this song for my dirty godless whore of a soon-to-be exwife.

[dd31406]

greatest song ever

[MrBarza100]

The best song ever for line dancing.

[MrSaturdayNight7]

Oh and while I'm at it, this song goes out to Alex Deal of Flagstaff Arizona. This song is just for you bitch, hope you still like working at Red Lobster!!

[MrSaturdayNight7]

12 thumbs down eh? Probably all from broads who fit this song perfectly. Go piss a rope!!!

[willbilly2fistmcgee]

LMAO !

[Gopugfacesjo]

HAHAHA win! xD

[kicker2666]

Hey Liz..this song is for you bitch!!!!!!!BYE

[Xeper1979]

This song goes out to susie lol even though she wont be watching this

[shanefire6]

good song.love it . but piss up a rope?

how is that possible?

[23atomic]

I once let this song 'play me out' from a job I was leaving.

[chigonzo]

God damn, I love this song. At least once a day for the last 5 years. Yes. More, please.

[thunder555scorpion]

FUCK YA MOTHER FUCKERS

[steekz]

this is a real song lol... jesus christ

[ratm006]

just saw gene ween last night. Played a bunch of ween acoustic songs, it was pretty cool

[willbilly2fistmcgee]

Hell yea !

[alonealotta]

is this the... I Hate Women channel cuz they Rule channel or just maganistic..or you really are unable to cope hahaha !

[mythicshadowz]

piss up a rope is to bee sipped by the pope... love it... pope on a rope is soup on a robe... go gettem fellas... the layDees are workin four the RONG man...

[MagicalFenfen]

BEST. SONG. EVER.

[ghoul61]

This song was written with my ex wife in mind. HAHHAAHAHA!

[smackythefrog23]

@ghoul61 this song was written with EVERY exwife ever in mind.

[rickydiculus725]

how could someone know my feelings so completely!

[enjoiskateing]

is there a version that isn't so country?

[dickship2312]

YEAH, THIS ONE.

[wrtyhop]

@dickship2312

Win.

[RobPLONG]

LMAO. This is from the album "Twelve Golden Country Greats". I'm guessing the answer is "no".

[godweensatan1]

I WANT THE REAL KARAOKE VERSION

[childrenofbodom3]

Til my balls feel SMOOTH

[Rebelmike069]

I love how it has that "country" tone but the lyrics are f*ckin wild!!

[dominatelife]

the first time i listened to this song, my friend was playing it on his computer, and i wasnt really listening since it was playing in the backround.

i thought it was a standard country untill i heard the chorus

and i was like, "what the fuck are you listening?"

[davidbwn]

Ahhh thank god for you tube. Yes women say they can do anything a man can, sure but the one thing they can't do is Piss Up a Rope

LOL

[11clawedfrogs]

We used to play this on the juke at the bar. Everybody sang along!

[organicsqueezebox]

"You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag..."

"On your knees, you big booty, bitch, start suckin'."

Ahhh, this song would suck like a motherfucker if it were censored.

[Triangelina]

This is old Country-tant's, like me, secret love

[yubbone]

tee hee

[herbalninja84]

turd paddle ?

[2bornot2b1984]

Beautiful isn't it?

[daviddowns81]

I requested this at our country bar and they told me to fuck off :(

[Satanstein]

what a shitty bar

[2bornot2b1984]

Totally. This is real country. With actual country session musicians and the JORDANAIRES.

Pioneering country artists would listen to Ween's country record over any of the country crap that's on the radio now.

[Zubirrex]

@2bornot2b1984 The music is real country. The lyrics and vocals are two hipsters who thought it would be funny to make fun of the country genre. This is shit.

[Shirokinukatsukami]

@Zubirrex

Ween are hipsters? Oh. Was Thoreau a hippie then? How about Stagger Lee, was he a gangsta? i like the recontextualization (although it is kind of dumbing shit down) but...

[endorphinvidmaker]

@Shirokinukatsukami ween fucking hate hippes, also they want to puke when they are called a jam band, they dont mind how braindead hippes are to buy there music and zap them of there money because they can take advantage of the burnouts, probably why I love em so much, LOL.

[Zeakual]

@daviddowns81 really ? that sucks im playing some ween on friday night lol

[Th2EyA0rEa1MoN2gUs]

@daviddowns81 What a bunch of pussies.....

[cigar420]

@daviddowns81 you probably should've told them to piss up a rope.

[ParticleMan420]

@daviddowns81

they should have told you to piss up a rope

[Woogy411]

@daviddowns81 why this is great looool

[Ekoostik100]

@daviddowns81 I play this on the jukebox @ the bar ALL the time

[88jenniwho88]

@daviddowns81 Hmm, maybe you should've requested Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat's "Throw The Jew Down The Well." Perhaps that'd have had a better reception.

[Kahuna10]

@daviddowns81 - Pretty shallow on their part if you ask me...

[fiftyfive]

@daviddowns81 that sucks they're obviously don't know what good music is. you should have played mister richard smoker to piss them off

[mojunjo]

@daviddowns81

[jojoluvtool]

@daviddowns81 that's KILLER!!!!

[Buurows1989]

finally somebody uploaded it!!! thx!!! i love it!

[somebodysomething]

" I'm Sick Of Your Mouth And Your Two-Percent Milk. " hahahahahah that's my fav part of the song

amazing Song •••

[mullahmugumby]

still brings a smile ...

remember the gig in dublin ireland 2003..

a very underrated album

[nickothompson]

It's one of my favorite, I'm not country fan or anything, mostly punk, but I dig some johnny cash, Hank the 3rd (but not the 2nd), Hank williams (again, not Hank Jr. he sucks). But this album is hilarious, and I would only change one thing, I wish they had a better lap steel player, because lap steel is the shit! Its a very emotional instrument.

[preachermeat]

that's a pedal steel, not a lapsteel.  lrn2difference.

[aRazorsEloquence]

hahaha lrn2difference, i literally pissed my pants laughing

[mdemedina]

what is ag?

[katotheother]

aggravation

[mdemedina]

tnx

[dookiefoot1]

aggravation

[xymbxxxya]

you can wash my balls...

hell yeah ween is Mr richard smoker!!!

[TheWorldsLastMan]

The first time I've heard this song is when I was watching U Turn movie. I still remember the lyrics.

[Blaise812]

this had been my favorite album for years.

[RadioBazterd]

Just great!!!

[rambleonrose93]

the background vocals sound like mickey mouse haha, but i love ween

[whitestripes1234]

Yeah it does

p.s

GO PISS UP A ROPE!!!!

[Fetrey]

This song proves that Ween can do anything. Not only can they play any genre of music but they usually write songs that are better than the genre they're spoofing.

[2bornot2b1984]

Agreed except for the spoofing part. What I mean is they weren't spoofing country.

This is country, and they have a full appreciation of it legit classic country. They just put their own humorous spin on it because they are ween

[hotsickle]

What a lovely song,...wonder why we never heard it on the Lawrence Welk show?