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  • HE's Really Funny but Seinfeld is better

  • @kourosh8517 ya ok u jew lover

  • All Hail! Too good. TOO FUCKIN GOOD

  • Lmfao, i feel like i'm getting more and more cynical as i watch his stuff but i'm laughing. Fuuuuu

  • I love the fact his shit is completely uninhibited. Completely unapologetic and still gets a shit load of a laughs. I bet the non-whites in the audience are even laughing at his brilliance.

  • Best comedian Ever!!!

  • but for now ... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • anyone else feel like a terrible person watching this? yes..? okay...? good you cracker

  • OMG i was just sitting here watching this while my girl was sleeping eating cottage chesse and crackers!!! LMFAO....

  • it's lovely here in the year 2! hahahah

  • Chuck Liddel did stand-up?! 

  • 14 people wanted to make their dog lick cheese off their balls when they were teenagers but decided not to cause they thought it was weird and are now pissed cause they realise after hearing this guy they could've done it and have had the time of their lives cause it's actually quite common.

  • hahahahha oh man.... it IS great to be white!

  • 13 people can suck a bag of dicks!

  • 13 people don't like to cum on a cat's face... no, wait...

  • How is he anything like George Carlin? Carlin ranted this guy is way nicer

  • @MrPectos This guy is alot like carlin

  • @MrPectos Carlin didn't just rant. He said Carlin not Lewis Black (who does rant). No one could construct a list as long as the ones he came up with on a rant. Go listen to his 'bad words' bit and tell me it wasn't well thought out. And next to Richard Pryor he is regarded as one of the greatest stand ups of all time. Eestlaneonvisa was obviously giving Loius CK a complement. (Even though to me Loius is wayyyyyy funnier.)

  • "Cum on cat's face once, shame on me..."

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­, he's fucking hilarious.

  • @libertad0903

    fuck I was just going to say that!!

  • its like his forehead is trying to escape from his skull

  • He sounded so much like Jon Benjamin when he said; "You can cum more if you drink milk..."

  • watch my video of louis ck

    

  • Fuck Romney.

  • Oh and he cried on stage talkin about it after george died

  • Louis admitted he discovered the secret to being successful in comedy directly from carlins advice

  • Why does everyone want to reincarnate someone they idolize.....lets evolve....cause lets be honest there will only be one louis ck!

  • But for now "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

  • i dont think hes much like carlin, he might look like carlin, but hes much funnier in my opinion

  • @crazysteve670

    Carlin was BORING; the same old shit "DOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT MANNNNNN!" pandering to butthurt kids about how fucked up their world was.

    Louis CK talks about FUNNY stuff, now how the USA is a bunch of old men enslaving them..

  • @ThomasKrypton yes i meant that ck is funnier

  • @ThomasKrypton You realize that you basically said the same thing twice right? Both comedians fit an audience talking about current events. Stop being a faggot and go suck a dick.

  • @TheDreadedCthulhu you mean a bag of dicks...

  • There is no re-incarnation of Carlin u idiot, there was only one legendary Carlin, Louie has his own style of raw comedy tho and it works hilariously

  • I never got Carlin tbh. This guy tho. Fucking great comic

  • what did this guy go to house.

  • WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Love this guy, but my dog is scared of him...

  • Turn on closed captions to make it twice as funny.

  • ....and we deserve it, but now WIIII !

  • i can't believe he admitted the cottage cheese off the balls thing, if it's real. i love him, but that's...beyond creepy haha.

  • bunch of tumours in her head, isn't that where the eyes connected to?

  • now i want cottage cheese

  • I was in such a sour mood, but this just made me feel tons better. love this guy

  • "hey cracker!"  "ugh ruined my day.." hahaha

  • Holy fuck this guy is funny. I laughed so hard when he was on Conan I had to check him out, OMG I'm like half laughing-half crying its too good.

  • @xJusteBx Same duude. is this guy like really popular? cuz idk the first time i watch his video while i was eating.. omg i literally had to drink water .. had to run to the kitchen laughing my ass off.. while he continue saying jokes and eventually i choked out when he said this big funny ass line. hahahah.. i had to stop the video! because it wasjust.. killing me LITYERALLY!! ahhaha xDD

  • @xJusteBx lol nice

  • cum on my cat's face once, shame on me..

  • Fuck peter kay, I don't give a shit about that faggot. Give me the Louis CK video!

  • I am in love.

  • lol at 2:40... I remember one time I passed by a doctor because I scratched something on my head and I wanted to know if it's a mole...

    She said "You might be fine, you might have skin cancer, goodbye" XD XD XD

  • at 4:30 actually if you drink a lot of water about an hour before having sex your ejaculate will be of a larger volume. true story!

  • best stand up around by far.

  • did anyone notice something weird @ 9:02 ???? mirror effect

  • @solmp5 Same at 5:10

  • "I'll cum on my cat's face, if she's watching she's gonna get a face full of cum, she knows that by now, it's her fault....cum on my cat's face once, shame on me..." lmfao

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  • 10 Aleve a DAY!...He almost said fuckin' head

  • "i made him an offer he couldn't refuse"!!!

  • faggot

  • damn gotta drink alot of milk!! oO

  • i know george carlin died while this dude was still around, but i seriously believe that he's george's re-incarnation.

  • @DownSetSilhouette not quite, hes good but dont insult george like that. George is God of comedy, he invented stand up.

    This guy just perfected it.

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  • @DownSetSilhouette george carlin was far more opinionated and political. Louis CK is just as funny, but he's still very different. he doesn't give the shit about anything lol.

  • @DownSetSilhouette He killed George and absorbed his powers of awesome.

  • @DownSetSilhouette I dont think his comedy is anything like George's, (some is, but not much,) but he sure as hell is as funny as him.

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  • @GuruPremierGangStarr speell cheks 4 puzzy's

  • @GuruPremierGangStarr I love how your wrong 

  • don't stop me now i'm havin' such a good time, i'm havin' a ball

  • @paz2001 so YOUR the famous replyer....

  • @Webster109 you're*

  • @luzo0o0 Touche....

  • @Webster109 Touché*

  • @paz2001

    Yeah it was. You said "we're not all like that" and I said "that's what pandas told god before the flood," because pandas are innocent and god killed them anyway. it's dark humor. And you're an idiot.

  • @paz2001

    It's a joke, you idiot.

  • @paz2001

    That's what panda bears told god right before the flood.

  • ill have white again please

    i waas lol'n hard

  • i have class in 7 hours, no sleep. this is worth stayin up for

    

  • @19ykcub I have class in 4 hours :P <---- bigger fan

  • @19ykcub so have I - in 2 hours :-)

  • A cat is fine too.

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  • Idk what it is about CK Louis, but I just wanna punch his face.

  • @swagteamcdk prob the fact that he doesnt give 2 shits about what anybody thinks and says whatever he feels..basically he has balls..maybe thats the thing

  • Love him. He's kind of a DILF too. Lolzz

  • The guy is suuuch an asshole. But funny. Ill give him that.

  • i hope a very large meteor hits you in the face.

  • this is good. and I don't laugh easy.

  • haha who cares . . . nobody gives a fuck, . . . you could not laugh your whole life and nobody would give a fuck

  • @monsieurhassan what? what are you talking about? you say no one gives a fuck if i laugh?

    you must be a fuckin jerk-off i dont even know you fagget. GO CHOKE ON A DICK.

    you diss people in the internet cause your too pussy to diss someone in real life little cocksucker.

  • ahahaha . . your comment was ridiculously attention-seeking . . . it was like everyone was waiting anxiously to know if you laughed at this or not . .. "and I don't laugh easy" . . . it was pretentious . . . so, really I mean, who cares whether you laugh or not ? no one . . . if you were offended . .. go fuck yourself

  • @monsieurhassan and you sound like a fagget. I can already imagine you with your girly accent "your comment was ridculously attention seeking" haha pretentious wtf you must be one of those intellectual faggets. well you have a sad enough life already so im just gonna say good luck with the whole dick sucking thing.

  • randomly clicking through and getting "cum on my cat's face" and "made my dog lick cottage cheese off my balls" makes him look like a real animal lover.

  • Louis needs to see a different doctor.

  • 8 people have shitty ankles and dont like too cum on a cats face

  • "ugh, see that dark area, its all hardened." lmfao

  • Yeah, he is white, and a man... But he's also a ginger. So there's the disadvantage.

  • come on my cats face twice, shame on her!

  • he should have talked more about older guys and younger ladies

  • spray all over your cats face...LOL

  • Bwahaahahahaha! Thanks for this upload!

  • hahahaha this guy is a hilarious sick fuck 

  • white ppl are truly sick neanderthals yet I really like his show

  • @illmath1 Fucking racist jerk.

  • @roverrider

    I was just joking..plus this is my roomates account so I don't care lol

  • @illmath1 what a truly simple minded post. thank you for letting me know you're too stupid to bother talking too.

  • I lote it that he makes me feel good about being an asshole.

  • @zolka90 that's not his intention at all you piece of shit

  • @pidgeon666 I like the fact that you are being rude, but im the piece of shit? ^^ Go fuck yourself, you are everyone who ever raised you (considering there were anyone)

  • @zolka90 I am everyone who raised me? You're a piece of shit because his comedy makes you feel good about being an asshole. If you don't want to be a piece of shit don't be one.

  • @pidgeon666

    How are you black because Louis CK makes you feel good about being an asshole? Seriously dude, you can't go spreading morals around Louis CK videos. It just doesn't work like that lol.

  • @Fluffypopcicle who's talking about morals? This is simple logic. Someone's been spending too much time around dumb internet commuties!

  • @pidgeon666

    You must have had a purpose for that comment. There is no point in posting a comment like that if you didn't intend to inform or persuade. I was telling you that trying this is pointless on Louis CK videos.

  • @Fluffypopcicle I don't think Louis CK would object to calling someone an asshole for being an asshole (whatever the outcome, who cares). That you'd suggest as such makes me question whether you actually understand any of his humor or just laugh because it sounds offensive and that's badass like family guy.

  • @pidgeon666

    There is a difference between calling somebody an asshole and trying to preach. I'm fully aware of Louis CK's style of humor. It's offensive just to be offensive often times.

  • @Fluffypopcicle indeed there is a difference. Exactly what I said. Notice I called him a piece of shit (another term for asshole) for being a piece of shit, and furthermore, reinforcing his feelings about being a piece of shit by misinterpreting a comedian's bit. If that sounds like morals or "preaching" to you I don't wanna see your pastor.

    Your bad internet-commnunity conditioning must be skewing your perception

  • @pidgeon666

    "reinforcing his feelings about being a piece of shit" which means you are either also an asshole that wants to make people feel bad or you're trying to convince to stop being an asshole aka preaching. So what are you, an asshole trying to make other assholes feel bad for being assholes or somebody trying to convince people to stop being assholes aka a preacher? You can take comedy however you want to, it's a form of entertainment. There is no right or wrong interpretation.

  • @Fluffypopcicle are you in special ed. I was just telling him that he's a piece of shit for feeling good about being an asshole. He can keep doing it if he wants, but not under the illusion that he's not a piece of shit. If anything it's semantics, not "morals"

    lol you're right! I'm going to interpret it as he's a homophobe and a racist. There's no wrong interpretation after all! Don't be stupid.

  • @pidgeon666

    You're much more likely to be in special ed considering that you don't when to end things with a question mark instead of a period. "lol you're right! I'm going to interpret it as he's a homophobe and a racist." That doesn't apply to a random youtube comment based on his own interpretation. It applies to the entertainer responsible for all this madness. He isn't under the illusion he isn't a piece of shit because HE CALLED HIMSELF AN ASSHOLE!!! Idiot.

  • @Fluffypopcicle ending a question with a period shows incredulity or apathy, ie, I'm sick of having to explain everything to you like you're a middle schooler.

    and GASP I was saying that as an INTERPRETATION of LOUIS CK's ACT: interpret it as racist and homophobic, because like you said, there's no wrong interpretation! Jesus christ, call it quits.

  • @pidgeon666

    Well, considering that we were mainly talking about the guy that you responded to made me think that you were talking about him. Common sense bro, common sense. Ending something with a period means the end of sentence that is a statement. End of story. Go back to kindergarten. A question requires a question mark at the end. End of story. You can't interpret Louis CK that way unless you interpret him as a liar. Only his dick is racist, and nothing implies that he is homophobic here.

  • @Fluffypopcicle imbecile. this is the internet, not an essay. I purposely used a period to convey a flat tone--in other words, I was being incredulous. Also, it was a rhetorical question.

    And you just contradicted yourself. There's no wrong way! I also think he truly believes all the stuff he says about his kids, and think he actually feels that way and doesn't love them at all! I'm actually amazed by how stupid you are, you must be like a middle-schooler who smokes way too much pot.

  • @pidgeon666

    How am I contradicting myself, you just agreed with me. I never took anything back. There are some things you can't misinterpret. There is an exception to every rule, but when he says that he isn't racist you can't take that as "oh, he means that he is racist" unless you think that he is a liar. There isn't any grammar rules about conveying tone over internet conversations. If you expect me not to react in some way to "are in special ed" then you are looney.

  • Most doctors are idiots. All they do is order a bunch of exams, i mean anybody can figure out with exams in their hands and the internet what the possible cause is. After you've gone once to the doctor you pretty much know the procedure.

  • @einbischen So, what about that time that my ankle started giving out, and it took the orthopedic specialist 5 minutes of looking at an MRI and pulling my foot to find out that I needed arthroscopic surgery? Also, how did that idiot do the procedure and stitch it up perfectly?

  • @ThePandaGun I said most. There is a group of great doctors in every field, the top 20% ,below that... You had a good surgeon good for you. Also traumatology isn't that hard to begin with that's why it's easy to detect, specially with an MRI.

  • @einbischen Fair enough.

  • that is horrible, adult dogs are lactose intolerant.

  • In all honesty, it probably was a brain tumor. Fuck yeah, neuroscience.

  • That doctor was brilliantly portrayed by Ricky Gervais.

  • oh my god he is sooo fucking funny

  • cum on my cat's face once shame on me...

  • this guys funny. I love mexican comedians

  • 7 people are dumb nigger cunts

  • ill cum on my cats face, if shes watchin shes gonna get a face full of cum she knows that by now

  • what the shit does it matter if he's mexican or half mexican or 1/4th mexican?? (not dissing eqsmooth) He's funny so just stop giving a shit.

  • HIS DOCTOR HAS TO BE AN ASSHOLE

  • Hey cracker, Oh ya ruined my day. :) I love this guy

  • 6 people aren't white

  • Cum on my cat once, shame on me........

  • oh my god he sounds like bryan

  • It's amazing how much this guy reminds me of Danny Elfman. The sense of humor, the mannerisms, everything.

  • hhahahah wtf!111!!!! cumming on a cat's face? who says that? ahhaha

  • Wwwwweeeeeee!!

  • 6 people licked cheese of their dogs balls!

  • 5:35 Louis CK's amount of shame and boundraies: 0.00

  • Just put it on a plate, why do I have to lick it off your damn balls.

    I can't tell you how many times I've heard that same thing.

  • 5 people like cheese.

  • No one is original anymore. Finally we've reverted to quoting the video we just watched, in lieu of offering our own thoughts. I wish a single tiny meteor would carve a sudden dime-sized hole thro.ugh the center of everyone's skull in the world, right this second

  • @BarbarianDragon - bro... this second? how about a couple of years ago when that was already old news.

  • @Mastersteef123

    I had just realized how prevalent it is, but yeah, ideally cosmic justice would be administered retroactively.

  • @BarbarianDragon People do it because it's so funny you can't not quote it.

  • @ThexNerd

    yes, you can not.

  • @BarbarianDragon Did you not think this is funny? you sound like this is serious business, it's a video of standup on youtube, relax

  • @ThexNerd

    I'm sitting on the floor in my boxer briefs eating a bowl of cookie crisp with a cat in my lap and my girlfriend sleeping on the couch. I've literally never been more relaxed. Also it's raining.

  • @BarbarianDragon Damn... alright... I'll be on my way

  • @BarbarianDragon do you have a twitter, because your life sounds awesome :D

    no seriously, gimme dat twitter

  • @Kingsizenerd56

    No, but I do write thousands of letters to complete strangers, just in case they wonder how I'm doing these days.

  • @BarbarianDragon Mate, that makes it sound like you wait till your girlfriend goes to sleep and then you start fucking your cat.

  • Pussy's pussy

  • @BarbarianDragon Haha, you're a good sport lad.

  • @BarbarianDragon 1rst of all! and 2nd of all, yeah like thats original! A tiny meteor killing 6.5 billion all the exact same way the same second.... Okay so there is no time but otherwise the last several billion people would be bored to death by the billion news reports of people dying the same way..and thirdly, don't desire all people to die by acts of a few cause i am sure (or hope) that there are more people like me who never did and hate all quoter's!!! Don't hate, communicate!(except me)

  • @deltaf484

    Communicate indeed.

  • @BarbarianDragon just to be safe... i wish that people didn't wish for stupid things because of the last wish i read