Hollywood Pitch

[carlosgarciagt]

i lov your movie it wasa asome thew waverly films were cool

[carlosgarciagt]

hi whats up

[IHaveAMask]

wtf did i just watch

[Limabeans1]

the phone falling in time with the crashing sound at 2:26 is just genius

[FenBolds]

I love how you use the names of other people in Waverly Films.

[Ranemus]

Thumbs up if you understood the joke when he leans forward to the phone.

Its so true when people do that ;D

[lozdisneylover07]

@Ranemus What exactly does it mean?

[Ranemus]

@lozdisneylover07 Its just common behavior for some people to do that, hard to explain.

But this was exaggerated.

[UniQueLyEviL]

This reminds me a bit of Tim and Eric, and it doesn't help that that one guy reminds me of Eric W.

[kylwntr]

I literally just cried from laughing too much!!! XD 10,000 stars!!!

[kattykattybang]

I was just wondering what happened to the aisan girl then realized shes in the beginning of this cool

[sperckensiedoitch]

The guy in the pink looks like he's trying not to lose it from 0:53-1:12...XD!

[MrAndyrewJLove]

I lagh everytime they put on a voice :D :D :D

[Fallanspel]

Come on waverly !! make more movies!! You're my inspiration !!!

[TheSquishMovies]

We demand the next video be the story of kisseh and his mission for delicious treats!

[AntiHyperChick]

WTF!?

Oh my god, I literally fell down laughing. Why was the bumble bee making traps?!?!?

[TheSquishMovies]

SOUNDS GREAT...SSSSSOUNDS GREAT.

[KarasuTakama]

"Although he would be better for the role of MYLKIES that gets LAPPED UP."

[kudjo24]

lol dude this is hysterical 5/5

[TBSproductions1]

I love my mylkkess

[Joethegirl]

AHAHAH i fucking love thits!!!!

[siskavard]

True insight into the inner workings of Hollywood. Great documentary peice.

[rhavvie]

"Doggy likes his bone, and chewin' on it, and bury it in the yard."

[BradFazner]

VERY funny

[shinchanlava]

lol his voice!

[My3rsAndy]

me and my friend have been sayin DELICIOUS MILKY TREATS for like weeks now its so funny and noone knows wtf were talkin about!

[TheSquishMovies]

Christmas Fingers!

[TehChort]

HAHAHAHAHA that was so freaking weird hahahaha

[Brastius]

wait, i don't understand. what's the motivation for the bumblebee to trap kitty meowmeow? what's their relationship? is there a history, or is a drive-by sticking? i think this story deserves some fleshing-out.

[ProbablyOkay]

Well done gentlemen! I'm so impressed!

[dannythefreerunner]

I think this is one of their best. they are getting better and better

[jonnybergins]

lovely

[boncqm]

Best video ever...

Hands down

[MrKneeDeep]

So im gonner go on freestyle again? concept set then just run it.. reason being the whole "kissey loves his milkies goes by the quick glance at the props placed, one being the book titled "CAT" .. ? then jake, made up alias plays the dog n bone n chewin on yard etc ... The genius of waverly is freestlye, improv.. and I love it. :)

[cottonceena]

OK Ford, no surprise that you made it to Hollywood. They may try to steal your writing ideas, but they can't steal your acting talents... you are the best!  Just don't give up Waverly films after you get the big acting role. :D

[OBEYWEEGEE]

KYITTEH, HE LOVES HIS MYILKIES.

[jennasXe]

Oh, vitamin water. I can't focus with you all up in the screen.

Is anyone else thinking Johnny Bravo?

[donkeypoodle]

I was thinking skwisgaar from dethklok

[erupshaun]

This video is so deep.

i cried at the conclusion.

[vikramvaranasi]

Nice picture on the wall ;-)

[mozzmanau]

Sounds like your typical Hollywood stealing ideas

[Doubi]

I love this style of shizzle. Funniest in a while I think :-)

[JWSiegel]

Love the ending!!

[lozdisneylover07]

Omg I love his voice when he does that!! Lmao!

[Joe22c]

It's a critique of the arbitrary and cruel nature of show business, specifically in western hollywood.

The non-sensical slurring by Ford emphasizes the inaneness of productions which are suggested to Watts in profit-driven settings.

The rituals that occur (ie. Watts moving his head down to the phone) further emphasize the mechanical, spiritual-deadness of the "art" of idea pitching-movie making.

Finally, Ford's idea cannot be accepted because of the market-saturation of ideas, one of

[Joe22c]

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one of which is deemed too similar. An attempt to make a collaboration is instantly shot down by Watts, again with no thought, which highlights the cruelty and inconsiderate nature of the business.

Ford is devastated but is unable to show it on an external level and so is forced to repress his anguish, resulting in the mental "walk to his car, car crashes" moment.

The car crash coincides precisely when Jon's head nudges the phone onto the table to symbolically emphasize how

[Joe22c]

[continued]

to symbolically emphasize how the arbitrary, cruel, and absurd world of hollywood film-making has destroyed the artist on an internal-spiritual level.

[FoGGeRdk]

maybe a bit overanalysing?

imo they are both obviously braindead with shit ideas. They just spraying around random celeb names to sell their movie, which is basicly the way hollywood works!

I've seen alot of hollywood movies and i been in usa. All they talk about is how much money is spend on the movie, how big the cinema picture is and which names are on the rolelist.

The story doesnt matter anymore! And i think that was what waverly was thinking when making this 1

[Stolanis]

...I can't decide whether you're being serious in your analysis or sending yourself up in a kind of postmodernist, ironic kinda way.

Either way - good job. ^-^

[FistLaw]

@Joe22c

very good analysis Joe, although

I think that the smiling adds an interesting

aspect to this short, that isn't explained

fully by your analysis, but I still agree with 95%

of what you said.

[FoGGeRdk]

and yes, ford gets his feelings hurt cuz he is so desperate to make his shit movie. Which in his opinion, cant be anything but good becuz of his oscar and dead writing partner (hence -> hollywood)!

[Zoasterboy]

It's all a satire folks. I love the Vitamin Water placement.

[poisedandashamed]

I CRACKED up when he said "bury it in the yard"

XD

[vatchkleyden]

his face froze so only his mind can leave with his car.

[verduras]

One of my favorite videos of all time.

[MasterStulf]

they got hairy

[lemonxjuice]

hahahhahhaha

[rabidfish02]

hahahahahah

[hq2x]

$10 says a majority of the video was made up on the spot.

[ulmwarrior]

kitty loves his milkys=love it

dog crap phone guy made=booooo

ending=WTFWTIAMABA

[bneo6]

first funny vid from you guys in a LONG time. Good job.

[JeseRocchild]

sounded like he made up the doggy story on the spot

[snakeandsam]

more videos like the older ones such as 'Snow Monster' i found those funnier

[CharlesDarwinIsMyBoy]

I've missed these guys so much, their shit is funny as fuck

[MikeMarino]

BEARD!

[thelmasss]

oh bastard, he steels his idea xD

awesome vid yeaiii :D

[babylonian]

this is far and away the best thing you guys have ever made. not overtly random, not obnoxious, not edgy, just really really great, alternative comedy.

fuckin splendid.

[pemblet]

c'mon guys.

[brantock08]

hahahahaha

[Sigma9870]

OMG crank up the random factor for this one. I fav'd it because I have no idea WTH is going on XD

[rkoots00]

lol funny, i got confused at the end

[tombom52]

1/10

[robtran]

You know what's both terrifying and depressing? Right now, somewhere in greater LA, a pitch meeting *precisely* like this one is ACTUALLY GOING ON.

[BrothersGroove]

My thoughts exactly!

[Chesterton7]

bizarre and funnv

[MrKneeDeep]

Kisseh does love his milkies!.. Hes loves to lap them up and has a fun time meowing! ok im leaving " - "imagines running over Jake" ... yes?

[KillingAzn]

??????? i didnt get the end..

[PuzzleboxFilms]

yet you understood the rest of it?

[chessydonut]

LMAOOO. KillingAzn ( smash bros refrence name ? ) Think. About. It.

[Chocaz]

awesome..^^;

[ballyho0o]

LOL! I fell off my chair when KIZZY LOVED HIS MILKIES! It is funnier still the third watch.

Love you guys!

[nicadeo]

hahaha i'm so confused

[elchupirichups]

wtf

[fatrice217]

LOL

[DaJugglingFool]

LOLWUT

[DickMcPenis]

Yes, "LOLWUT" is a pretty good description of this.

[Rincel]

So wonderful! I waited for this! Beautiful! Puts a REAAL smile on my face! I am waiting for your next clip'o'e'eek!

[MaimeTaffy]

LOLWUT I LOVE IT

[Emmybindi]

Youtube comments drive me INSANE. I don't know how filmmakers read them without wanting to give up entirely.

This video made my day way better, thank you Waverly, I love ya

[Pertrosfoliea]

I love the ending xD

[ulmwarrior]

love it

[alex0782]

I feel like I'm laughing wayyyyyy to hard at this......

Fuck it. IT'S HILARIOUS!

[PyrotechnicAnarchy]

lol, answering and hanging up the phone with your face; I must try it

[JCDenton29]

I really don't get it.....I guess saying kitty loves his milkies in a funny voice is hilarious? They've done much better....

[meeplem]

The humour of this situation is that something ridiculous and crazy is happening in a very believable moment that could actually happen. Or rather, something we're used to is turned into something wacky and odd, like that old comedy central show Stella where three adults acted like complete children throughout real life.

Maybe it's not your cup of tea but I find this type of comedy HILARIOUS

[JCDenton29]

I get the concept. I really do. there's just so much more they could have done with it.

Maybe someone saying one line in a funny voice isn't enough to make me slap my knee and acknowledge them as the Deities of comedy?

The good news is that if this is really funny to people, it's really easy to say funny things in odd voices in public places. You and a friend can entertain yourself for hours.....

[donkeypoodle]

They go much further with the absurd concept in a lot of their other videos, check out 'the tell'

[JCDenton29]

Agreed. I really enjoy a lot of their stuff. I'm a subscriber. My fave is the Hauntening.

[Thirdboy5]

Act III Consists mostly of Kitty lapping up the delicious milkie treats

[deathbeforelaceX]

i love this way too much.

[Stratocaster2000]

I waited months for this?

It should be entitled, "Mailing it In."

[tisbutafleshwound]

This is my favorite video of yours, it's just fantastic

[parlanus]

what happened at the end?

[LordOfZombies]

kitty got his milkies

[robotlogik0]

good vid, the ending was awesome.

[onjoFilms]

Funny man thank you man for another one. Loved it.

[PsychoProductionsLtd]

I'm glad to see WaverlyFlams making awesome videos again.

[abdigon]

milkies, among the things kitty enjoys.

[chobits710]

Freaking face in the phone, man.

[akasaart]

i was thinking "I wanna move to L.A", but then i was thinking "fuck L.A., I wanna move to Boston"

then I saw this video, and I'm thinking "fuck not moving to L.A."

thank you, Waverly

[srain69]

lol

[Shinbo23]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

[smpfilms]

You guys are so weird. I love it : )

-Cory

[AdilVlog]

Vitamin Water.

[RayRayluvsEarth]

Taretz? lol

[egyptiansushi]

Tourette's.

[skabot0045]

waaaiiittt what just happened?

[ratuse]

WOW!! I uh... ..uh ... WOW!

[PuppysKiss101]

wait..... did he die? like, i'm confused xD

[FoGGeRdk]

that guy and the fucking telephone..! 11 11111

[IWantCakePictures]

You make me cry at work.

[NinjasOfBadFortune]

that was not creepy at all...

[boondocksaint909]

and they're back.

[BSterny]

nothing else like waverly! love it.

[garblojones]

hahahhahaha good good

[RussianMummy]

"Caught in a sticky trap that a bumble bee made"? Oh Waverly, you make me lol.

[Flyborg]

..what the frak happened at the end? Wait.. I don't want to know. It's probably terrifying.

[lukasoccer]

hahaha had to watch it twice

[Rocky183]

KITTY MEOW MEOW

[Strikeyourface]

Is it weird that i understood everything he said?

[PlushBlondeBus]

yes! youre weird!

[Vicious516]

Jon got a beard. And you've both gone off the deep end at some deep fundamental level.

[JonnMcNally]

subscriber like his waverly enda.. WATCHIN' IT end yao toobe...

[aybadvises]

Yes! Waverlyfilms finally made a video worth watching! This was fucking AWESOME!

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

holy shit, that was classic

[MindSplat]

Hahaha waverly films on top form again :)

[sticksomething]

lol KITTY LOVES HIS MILKY!!

[007spoofyd]

that

that was beautiful

[lukeloseth]

christopher ford can have my babies.

[MountainMonsters]

OMG that is funny!!

[icebreaker1493]

did not get it.. but it was funny?!

[addeson]

2.22 ftw xD

[chopper753]

Kitty DOES love his milkies! He loves to lap them up, and he has a fun time meowing!

[2xCuttlefish]

...okay? lol

[WideGauge]

Guess they're all on drugs.  Nice to get our entertainment from the dregs of society.

[TheSmiterer]

As opposed to the rest of society who is...on drugs?

Everyone is on drugs, all of the time.

[stmordi]

Haha! Finally some good from you guys! Funny funny funny!

[dbkp]

what does the ending mean

[Ramsez]

it means ur gay and ur mom hates you.

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

it wasn't even about the hollywood pitch, it was about kitty all along, and kitty *does* love his milkies. the beauty of this wonderful truth persists, regardless of the similar project which precluded the hollywood producer from producing Kitty, He Loves His Milkies.

[ajesusgoat]

1:32 dick head in background walks into tree HAHAHAHA

best bit

[mo0ot7]

can someone explain what this video means

[raindog951]

It means to be funny, and it is.

[SliceDuce]

what at 1:56 does the lighting change? Is that an edit?

[blestcurst]

KITTEH MEOW MEOW

[quietthomas]

Jeff better get that film made! Ghost Jon will be very unhappy at this rate! Webcam blues! There could be web ghost mode blues!

...hmmm that could be a song.

[Graehaus]

Very cool, very funny. I want to see the kitteh one.

[SamuelDrake27]

DOGGEH LIKES HIS BONE N'....CHEWIN ON IT, ...BURY IN THe yard..

[heartcrux]

ROFL

[mitrieD]

perfect.

[verduras]

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[siskavard]

KITTEH LOVES HIS MILKEAS

[pallas1957]

Apparently Hollywood And Washington D.C. Have A Lot In Common.

[videomissionary]

...and thats how transformers 2 was born.

[theteler]

lol

[chainsawarm3]

Best comment I've ever seen.

[Nolanor]

Apparently I'm among those of us who just don't get it.

[ClownUnit02]

Kinda lost me there at the end...

[croasdaile79]

I was beginning to worry, but hey kudos on getting so into the characters. aaaaaaaaah.

[UGoBooMBooM]

This has Tim & Eric written all over it.

Anyone else feeling that way?

[andfastman]

the hell?

[evilPandora]

Did not understand.

[Spanxxx]

lmfao!

[wolfgar45]

jeff looks like jamiroquai

[jschrein]

Mr. Schreiner, and Jeff... this is weird...

[CommercialTalk]

Oh meh god! he is drinking some V-Wat!

[Pflargelt]

thank you for coming back.

[bordonthestreet]

Great. what he said. haha this ending is beautiful