Averaged Dysfunction. Getting Old 4

[frio109]

Zarbod,the Select. Coins were first made about 685-652BC on the Greek Islands of Lydia follwed by Ionian. They were made in gold, electrum and silver. Silver being the most common. Though there never were enough coins to use, intill Bronze coins (approx,200BC), for the ordinary every day usage. The introduction of Bronze coins revolutionized the world. Everyone now could get paid and buy with legal money, no longer needing to use a barter system for everything. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I bought a coin from a collector which had "237 BC" printed on it. Do you think it's worth a lot? Is that rare?

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Did it also say "Disney" on it? I have heard that Disney found this cache at their Florida location. It proved with out a doubt.....Plastic was invented by Indians. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Who invented silicon inplants?

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Dr Frank Gerow was one of the two inventors. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

One of two? Did he invent the left one or the right one?

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. I am not sure which side he invented. About a 150 Earth Standard Years ago Dr. Robert Gersuny in Austria was the first to do breast augmentation by injecting paraffin. Frio, First Science Officer

[Zarbod]

That's interesting. Even more interesting is that light years are a measure of distance rather than time, but--whatever!

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Even more interesting is watching paint dry. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Let me try that

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Paint drying is actually quite the entertaimnet with education. Why I can even show you how to paint the room. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Why don't you come over and paint my house to show me. I won't even charge you.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. I will be right over. Frio, Frist Science Officer.

[frio109]

Zarbod,the Select. I just read a Daniel Pipes report. He says polls and interviews show 82 to 85% of Israeli arabs living in the triangle, part of Jerusalem, that Olmert next wants to surrender to Hamas, want to remain in either Israel or Israeli citizens. They prefer Israel over Hamas or Abbas.

[Zarbod]

Well, as usual most people really are reasonable. Most don't want war. It just takes a few nut jobs.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. That part of the world has alot of "nut jobs". Frio, First Science Officer.

[cherryames123]

Well, truth be told, I had at one point found the "Golden Mean".....alas, my impairment in the realm of housekeeping has caused me to lose it amongst the dust. Sigh. :(

[cherryames123]

Wow, I average my dysfunctions all the time....it must be that I am a Jedia that makes me this way. Thank you Zarbod for letting the world know exactly how they should proceed.

[Zarbod]

Glat to help out. You just need to find the Golden Mean and it all works out.

[edenmaze]

CRAZY from the HEAT!

Buy a 20 year old and date a red corvette.

5 STARS!

[Zarbod]

It would be simpler if I could just find a 20 year old babe with a red corvette. It would save time.

[edenmaze]

Your not only funny, but your PRACTICAL...

Your really quite a catch, BREE must be Crazy not to have had your baby....

[Dog480]

Mikma wasn't here because YT disappeared him.

[Zarbod]

So sad. I don't think he was ever here :(

[DIZZYZAP478]

Least I still have my youth

[Zarbod]

They can't take that away from you.  Or can they?

[PlanetZoltar7]

A rigorous regression analysis including the dependent and independent variables indicates a high level of confidence that there will be a lot of uncertainty within the aforementioned parameters.

I hope that this makes things perfectly clear.

[Zarbod]

You can't write if you can't relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite

Who's chokin' on the splinters

[PlanetZoltar7]

Life is a non-linear set of frenzied vignetts all woven together into a semi-coherent worldview. We interpolate and extrapolate the interstitial and future values from a 4 sigma mental construct.

[Zarbod]

Are you saying that our intersecting spheres of influence are creating a moire of confunsion?

[PlanetZoltar7]

You know that you're getting old when you start rationalizing and trying to understand aging.

[Zarbod]

I don't ever rationalize, but that's ok cause I'm young at heart.

[distorteddogma]

You're not average...

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

A lot of people tell me that, though they pronounce it "Normal"

[Dog480]

Normalcy is highly overrated. Look around at all the normal people. BORING!

[Zarbod]

That's right. Boresville.

[Dog480]

One advantage of moving to Alaska is that it is full of non normal people...

[Zarbod]

I believe it is a requirement to immigrate.

[RiddleSpider]

Catch some salmon while you are there and have it overnighted to me. Packed in ice first of course. K?

[Zarbod]

Gotcha, pack some ice in salmon! Nothing could go wrong.

[RiddleSpider]

No, no, no I meant pack yourself and overnight yourself to me. I don't really want the salmon, I just thought it would be good practice for you.

[Zarbod]

Well Madonna said I should Express Myself. I wonder if I can Federal Express myself.

[RiddleSpider]

Try UPS, I know some people. If you get my drift.

[Zarbod]

Interesting. Must be interesting. I had a friend who used to work there.

[blackbart99]

Zarbod...Is a bear catholic?...Does the Pope

shit in the woods? I hope the answers to these questions brings you a little solace...or the 20yr. old you referenced.......

[Zarbod]

You never heard of Saint Winnie the Pooh?

But, yeah, I was hoping for the girls.

[ddlsr]

So, lemme see if I get this...

You're 55, and you wish you were 10, because then your average age would be something that is likely to appeal to girls who are 20. Or maybe to 20 girls. Anyway, you want to live with bears in Alaska, but you don't have a sports car to get there.

You could go by helicopter, I guess. Did you ever watch Airwolf?

[Zarbod]

It i$n't the age which appeal$ to the girl$.

Did you ever notice how the cabin in Airwolf was tiny on the outside and massive inside? Like the TARDIS or something.

[ddlsr]

yup

And it's also like the TARDIS b/c it was designed to be operated by more than one person, but they always managed to make do with only one or two.

[Zarbod]

That is odd isn't it.

[vainihminen]

phew... now Alaska is a lot better than facebook...

[Zarbod]

Well, Facebook hasn't made me popular with the ladies yet, but I'm holding out hope.

[vainihminen]

I heard little grey folk are very popular among ladies in Alaska

[Zarbod]

I hope that is true. There aren't too many ladies up there for some reason.

[vainihminen]

yeah but it don't matter if you have them all wink wink

[moomay11649]

OH, SO YOU'RE AFTER THE YOUNG ONES, EH.

[Zarbod]

I'm pretty much after the first one who will go out with me.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Z, when you say "go out with me", do you mean "get in my van"?

[Zarbod]

More like "Can't get out of my van after she wakes up" but those are just details.

[GregGallows]

bear infested wild :o

I guess it's a good thing that they still make bear mace :)

[Zarbod]

That stuff works too. Last time I ran into a bear it sprayed me and my eyes burn for a week.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Z, I thought that you would have become immune to pepper spray and mace by now.

[Zarbod]

Bears say we taste better that way.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Little known fact:

In the better towns, the police don't use pepper spray. They have a Pepper Steward come over and grind some fresh pepper into your eyes.

[Zarbod]

That's fantastic service.

[fuzzfoot]

Who needs a sports car when you've got an intergalactic space cruiser?

[Zarbod]

Works for me.

[qiranger]

Awesome vid... but if 80% of the population has the "dysfunction" then we're normal.

[Zarbod]

True but those are different measures of behavior which need to be differentiated. Dysfunctionality is defined as a condition exhibiting difficulty in performing expected function (Ref: DSM5). Abnormality simply means you're skewed from the norm. So you could stray from normalcy while remaining quite functional. Or something.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Dysfunctionality is stipulated on a guide line of normalancy and for Aliens this means Modulation. For Human Earth Women it means=they are crazy!!! Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I'd have to disagree with you there. You can stray from normalcy without being dysfunctional. You're not really dysfunctional unless you can't function. Check out the DSM.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. If, I, an Alien, failed to comply with Alien normal behavior pattern association, then I would have tran-mutated in to a Human Earth Loser......Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Oh don't do that!

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Going native i.e. trans-mutating into a Human Earth Loser like my loser friends would be ......crazy. they are such losers.......Frio, First Science Officer.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select, DSM-V is not dued for publication till the Mayan Year of total Earth Destruction, 2012. Do you see a connection? About the general neurosis of Human Earth Women. They appear to be delusional about their Psychosis. They are thus crazy, Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I do and it's crazy. I thought V was out. Of course I used to work with DSM 3R so I'm old school. Did you know back then they still said that gays were abnormal? True story.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Imagine for DSM 3R they considered and then chunked out pre-menstrual dysphoric disorder. Now THAT's crazy. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I think it's because the editing staff was taken over by a band of PMDD lesbians.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. True, they were appointed by Bill Clinton's Lesbian militant political correctness hit squad. Truely the really evil bitches of the westcoast.

[Zarbod]

Why do I find that so easy to accept?

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. The Truth is the truth. Frio, First Science Officer. These bitches are still causing troubles......

[Zarbod]

Yep.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. The truth is always the truth. Bill Clinton's political correctness alnost destroyed this country with their intorance and militant Lesbian Bitches.

[FiremanMajor]

Major was here!

[Zarbod]

Is that where he was? I've been looking.

[ladypn]

Is THIS what they mean by "the NEW MATH"? LOL :)

[Zarbod]

Kinda. I'm working ona vlog about math right now.

[UnificationNow]

Oh Zarbod!

[Zarbod]

yes dear.

[justwatchin07]

yay the office!

dysfunctions are fun.

[Zarbod]

I love the scene where Dwight is watching Michael through the scope of a loaded rifle.

[moscowmasha]

That episode of "The Office" is awesome!

"The Office" in general is awesome!

You're awesome!

[Zarbod]

That's one of my favorite shows since it's pretty accurate.

[moscowmasha]

Is it really?

Oh dear.

[Zarbod]

Yes, Actually.

[Faerie75]

An alien playing in the woods of Alaska... be careful with what the government does to aliens, Zarbod :P

[Zarbod]

I'm always on the run from the Men In Black. Alaska is a good place to hide.

[fuzzfoot]

And the HAARP antenna array means you'll get great TV reception, right?

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod.

I wonder if your desire (obsession) with a homestead in alaska,is a deep rooted need to poop in the woods like Grizzly bears?

[Zarbod]

Does the Pope poop in the woods?

Are bears catholic?

Of course that's it.

Just wait for my Moose Hunting vlog. It explains it all.

[tyrbolo]

You can tell you're old:

When you stop telling old people how to act.

When you stop listening to young people who

think they know what old means.

When you think global warming is causing

mass retardation.

[Zarbod]

Is that what's causing the retardation? I thought it was TV and city water.

[Rowdyeh]

It's the no inheritance generation because I'm going to spend it before I go!

[Zarbod]

I came into this world broke and I'm going out the same way.

[Blargaldalien]

I came in naked...

[Zarbod]

Came, Stayed, and will go that way.

[petrus4]

oh darn...second. ;-)

[Zarbod]

So close!

[petrus4]

First to watch, first to post! Great video Zarbod. ;-)

[Zarbod]

Thanks my friend.

[Rowdyeh]

Hey i'm first at last!

[Zarbod]

You're the king.