Josh Thomas Comedy Festival Gala 2009

[Hungryloco]

ahhh, not funny

[blackhorse099]

i've seen some monologues where he's really funny...people shouldn't be SO harsh.

[ThePeanutBrittles]

Did anyone else notice how he wattled off stage?

[AbsotivelyNothingful]

I keep watching solely because of his adorableness, I don't even find most of what he says funny.

[pakman10]

hes not that funny.. im try not to be a hater here

[shortstackfan4eva]

seeing him in 2 days :D

[shortstackfan4eva]

@shipwreck63 strongly disagree, theres some real not funny comedians but he isnt one.

[MikiMystery6]

:P

[whirlpoolzend]

Welcome to Tasmania Josh! :)

[GabbyJibblit]

He's so awkward and cute! :3

[aandrewlol]

this guy is such an unfunny ugly faggot. Dirty ButtPirate.

[chimmister]

I'm a straight man... I wanna hug him and put my hand down his pants

[blackhorse099]

@chimmister that's disgusting. and you're obviously not straight.

[chimmister]

@blackhorse099 Good one.

[MrFlyingZebras]

Lol my boyfriend's name is Josh Thomas :) this is hilarious.

[missvogue222]

I love josh thomas, too bad he is gay :(

[PRINGLELUV44]

Lol my bestie is related to him and got him to give us this awesome joke book with a signature on there :)

[iloveSHORTSTAKK]

FREE HUGS. <3

[stephanieaslanidis]

54 people got punched in the dick or some shit

[jamieedg]

He's so beautiful

[7CellarDoors]

Why does everyone want to hug him?? Im afraid if i were to pat him on the back he'd dismantle. A hug would fucking set him on fire.

[pigfarts100]

@7CellarDoors It's Josh do you really think he has the power to do that? He's too cute. <3

[FenderJenX]

I totally love this kid. He's soooo awkwardly charming.

53 people should get punched in the dick or some shit.

[imqueenbify]

he is so cute i am in love with his hair

[SOyouTHINKurFUNNY]

umm

[br00tal23]

ahahah his so awkward lol ^_^

[WizardSmoker]

Hahaha His funny

[AGirlNamedLydia]

Why is he so gosh darn adorable?

[brettj751]

This guy is so terribly un-funny. The only time I even smile at anything relating to him is at how pathetically unintelligent he is on TAYG. He seriously couldn't find his own arse with two hands, a map, a compass and an arse-detector. If I were a Gen Y'er, I'd be ashamed to have him represent me for anything other than dress sense (since he's apparently pretty hip). I honestly can't understand how anyone finds him funny at all.

[MJlover3307]

@brettj751 then why are you watching his videos

[pigfarts100]

Are we selling Josh or his mother? Coz my god I will buy Josh And hug him all night >_<

[pigfarts100]

he looks like a guy in my grade O_o

[Katzenbergerr]

I love josh but this was a bit boring

[Hannahmt19]

Lol this was before he came out!! How funny!!

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

I thought he likes boys.

[echothechipette1]

@1939PlymouthRatRod it was before he came out

[AussieGirl411]

@1939PlymouthRatRod this was before he came out

[jonastised]

Josh thomas , im obsessed with you

[barbs19788]

un funny gay little turd

[slayer1395]

I freaking LOVE josh thomas!

[rara211212]

F - - K BUDDIES!

[IloveyouAndyC]

are you available too ?

[babyduck1]

This turd is one of the most irritating people on the planet.

[Asainboy17]

@babyduck1 This "turd" is probably one of the funniest people on the planet. I seriously would love to see whatever you do, make it look better than this. If you dis him, u have issues, like big, fat, issues. Or your just another old grandma. Or you are his mum.

[babyduck1]

@Asainboy17 No, he is not funny. He is a spoilt little rich kid with a fake accent.

[SnowballChik]

@babyduck1 if u hate him, WHY WATCH HIS VIDEOS?!?!?!

really, common sense

[babyduck1]

@SnowballChik To troll precious little whiners like you? I thought it was obvious.

[lordbloodbone3069]

what the hell! is this supposed to be funny? wasted 3:20mins of my life and I just want to punch him in the fucking face your not funny josh

[CalmBlue]

@lordbloodbone3069 Oh please, at least that's 3:20 of your life that doesn't involve you being a vitriolic twattercake unnecessarily criticising a video that no one forced you to watch in the first place.

[lordbloodbone3069]

@CalmBlue I'm lucky I didn't see the whole thing or else I would be Isaac Clark in DS2, and I don't care if I'm being as you say a twattercake good mix with words btw but you can't be serious in backing up Josh? if you are your just another typical human who would laugh at anything without considering the complexity and serial points projected to be a issue of either the presenters life or society past present and future, Josh is just talking about his fucking mum, no imagination or thought

[HellAngelsBells]

@lordbloodbone3069 Thanks for your opinion. You can go away now. :)

[emmaemmahh]

i love him : ) hes so cute!!!!!!!!

i get this big dopey grin every time he speaks !

[yoguysoffm]

haha good investment

[Gwidlet]

This is on the official Josh Thomas contact page! Thought you might want to know.

[00perfectlyimperfect]

Who cares if he's gay  he's adorable

[DibbsIsHere]

I dunno about his "being gay" thing. Having seen him doing stand up comedy quiet a few times (mainly at sit down comedy in Brisbane) he's done several shows where he's made jokes about always being called/thought of as gay. In these jokes he always says he's not, but takes the piss out of it anyway. Eitherway, he's a funny guy.

[0kim0]

@DibbsIsHere but he came out this year, so i'm thinking he probably is :-P

[DibbsIsHere]

@0kim0 Yeah that would be a pretty secure way of finding out the truth then. hahaha

[samin101]

Siff he'd be gay, he'd get all the ladies

[heyheydidthathurt]

@samin101 no he really is gay

[Cool2brownjo99]

This was a year ago so im not sure if he was gay then but i dont care. Josh is so cute 'ladiees!'

[hasher22]

wow who gives a shit if his gay... seriously, appreciate the comedy...

u dont see me going around other comedians saying "oh his straight right?" ... geez just a judgemental world we live in

[jakers3739]

F dash dash K

xD

[amandajoyceisabella]

He's not that great doing stand up but I do find him quite funny on the various shows he's a part of. Tayg and GNW, namely.

[KilledCZ]

Pussy

[JaydenExpelliarmus]

He is Bi, not gay. Just so everyone knows.

[theweirdkids1]

@JaydenExpelliarmus wow really? SCORE

[Cool2brownjo99]

@JaydenExpelliarmus

Nah i follow him on twitter and i am 1 million % sure he is still gay.

[MrDomzo]

Like seriously I'll like punch you in the dick or some shit xD

[minkiyellow]

So he's definately gay? So he AND his brother are gay? 

[Gashban]

Josh Thomas is not funny. He gets all of his support for being that "cute little gay guy". Nobody is actually paying attention to his less-than-average material, he's just "OMG SOOOOOO CUTE I WISH HE WASN'T GAY :( :( :("

[boogie124]

@Gashban I watched him live, I'm a 17 year old straight male, hes funny

[lovekarma999]

He really should stop denigrating his sex life.... oh, he's such a tease!

[Stevie2Sxc]

"i'll punch you in the dick or some shit." - least intimidating threat ever!

but...GOD he's so cute, i wanna hug him

[shadowlord9999]

@Stevie2Sxc

gtfo

[Karl145]

Awful. How can they put him on the same show as a genius like shaun micallef

[boogie124]

@Karl145 He is funny

[wigaz]

He is NOT funny. I don't get why he has made it as far as he has? He has a weird fake accent and reminds me of someone on meth but that's as amusing as he gets.

[gnarkillkicksass]

Funny, back in the day when he caught my bus in Kenmore before and after school he had a normal accent....

[vermilion268]

gayest comedian ever. pun intended

[ExoticFireGirl]

i knew he was gay the minute i heard him talk. he does seem like a very nice fella.

[SuperHaylz26]

1:28 and after = HA!

"F dash dash K buddies" =D

[xXxXDisasterpiece]

i cannot believe he's gay! T_T

[Possesd]

@xXxXDisasterpiece How is it a shock?

[xXxXDisasterpiece]

@Possesd um....cause he's awesome? and eh...cute?

[TheJackSW]

i love it that he's gay :D ...  i love him

[arcanesage77]

His performances seem rather self-centred and focused mainly on poking fun at stereo-types as well as relying too heavily on assumed experiences. I've no doubt he has potential but when I saw him live at the Sydney Opera House, he was absolutely terrible.

[ahyepp]

terrible

[richt42]

i hate this fucking poncy little airhead cunt..not only is he not even funny he makes the rest of us look retarded because he doesn't know ANYTHING.

[honan91]

@richt42 you do know its an act right? he is a comedian after all...

[richt42]

@honan91 nahhh i just assumed he was doing all that in front of a crowd to make himself laugh?? jeeez people should think before saying things like that......

[honan91]

@richt42 fuck you're an idiot...read what you said, then read what i replied with...maybe you should think before you speak mate...

[richt42]

@honan91 I'm sorry but if you think that his entire stand up set and all other media appearances are purely his acting and not a reflection of his actual personality then you are an idiot. I pointed out the fact that not only did I NOT find him funny, but that he also reflects poorly on modern society (Particularly Gen Y) because he is a stupid, shallow piece of shit. You then attacked me with some stupid obvious comment so yeah its YOU who should think. Go suck Josh's dick some more....

[honan91]

@richt42 most comedians aren't exactly the way they appear on stage, the put a lot of it on for laughs, since it is their job afterall. you talk about him being a poor reflection of "modern society" then make some homophobic comment? right....sure thats not YOU that is the poor reflection of modern society? your a dickhead mate, just stop talking, you're only making yourself look more stupid with every comment.

[richt42]

@honan91 I was actually not referring to his homosexuality at all, merely the fact that you seem overly eager to step in on his behalf and defend him so vehemently. I would have made a similar comment even if he was a heterosexual. I have actually not even referred to his homosexuality even once until now it was you who brought that up. And yes, he does reflect poorly on modern society, and that isn't simply because his stand-up comedy isn't very good, or that he is gay.

[richt42]

@honan91 Face facts mate. I came on here and put my two cents in about this guy as everyone else has. I said I didn't find him funny and that he was an idiot. (and yes obviously I am aware he is currently doing an act). Then YOU come out of nowhere and start saying shit about the opinion I am entitled to have and calling ME a homo-phobe when I never said anything about it? Get the fuck outta here man you have got to be kidding me. Yes you should think before you speak because you do look STUPID.

[lilgoofy209]

Good thing mentally I am a gay man...Hello Josh! ;)

[lovehurtsbad13]

He sounda a little bit Welsh :)) x

[creecarrie]

@xOxOxOxkAylAxOxOxOx grr i dont like u now

[Paige44442]

I LOVE Him :)

[bflav1]

"I'll buy you a carton or something, she's alright" hahahaha

[Lunaveir]

You can tell he's gay, but that doesn't change anything.

He's so cute<3

I want to hug him.

[ConspiracyClown]

is he bi? why is he talking about making out with girls??

[kyoujinkrista2]

@ConspiracyClown It was before he realised he was gay :P He came out early last year I believe, after he got his first boyfriend.

[h44512]

@ConspiracyClown he's just gay :) its all part of the joke.

[jonatanblack01]

@ConspiracyClown this was before he came out

[ChelseyKristyBABES]

awh hes gay :( but hes soo hott 

[boagshoags]

this isn't funny.

[thecholl]

@boagshoags I'm with you on that. And why does everyone think he's hot or cute, he's not!

[mmann66666]

ssoooo b4 u came out

[jr774]

I'm sick of all you losers replying back to me in defense of Josh regarding my comment. I'm allowed to my opinion of him and I stand by it, the guy is weird, he's not funny and he shouldn't be on TV. If you listen to Shaun Micallef you can tell he doesn't even like him. Josh is s a freak people deal with it...now all of you fuck off and get on with your lives.

[jr774]

Josh Thomas is a weirdo freak, he acts 10 years younger than he is, He's not funny and he's horrible and I can't believe he's a TV personality. I can't even watch '"Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation" because of him. He makes me sick!!

[irt3hsaint]

@jr774 Then don't go on his videos.

Stupid fuck.

[jr774]

I went on there especially to put that comment on there you fuckhead

[xBlink2009x]

@jr774 Piss Off... He is a proud, funny Young comedian, he should be admired || Youtube haters are retarded btw

[Aylviana]

@jr774 well sorry to burst your HATE bubble.. josh does not act 10 years younger than he is because he clearly dislikes the idea of a F*~k buddy and that is mature..!!!

josh is hilarious!

[jr774]

@Aylviana

The reason why he dislikes the idea of a fuck buddy is because he wouldn't even know how to have sex, I don't even think he has a dick he's such a girl

[Aylviana]

@jr774 why so angry jr774?? have you got issues? try not to turn to self harming.. but then you're so cheerful that would never happen.. ;)

[dibsquared]

@jr774 You mad?

[meintellygent]

I can't believe this guy is making a living from entertainment. Seriously some of the most average shit I've seen. What sort of a dick puts on an accent like this? Channel 10 is so so out of touch keeping this guy on air. If not for the talented Shaun Micaleff I would never watch My Generation. Josh congrats on turning nothing into nothing but somehow getting something.

[blupieblu]

where is he from? he's got a really strange accent - it's cute but i totally can't place it!

[ClaireDLP]

hey, he had trouble pronouncing his words when he was younger, so he just developed a fake accent.. which helped him to pronounce words better... crazy but it worked!!

[hermsentom]

God i have seen this video so many times and still piss myself laughing every single time!

[Haro615]

He went to my high school.

[PIGGYBANKWOOT]

He is not fat, no matter what he says. Josh, you are not fat.

[knightblade91]

Haha so sad his a great comedian and evry second coment is "his gay" don't really think that's what this vid is about I'm sure it's more about the jokes

[melroxlol]

omg ishe gay?????????????

[LittleMizzRandom]

@melroxlol

hes said that he was lit "90% gay" on some show..... but i still love him ;)

[MajorPsychoticBunny]

i love his accent, and particuarly because he doesn't know where it came from, and he just randomly started talking like that :D i wish josh was my pet gay

[Minority93amy]

I'd date Josh's mum... to get to Josh.

But you know... I'm a chick, and he likes guys so my plan is 1) dress up as a dude and date Josh's mum and then 2) date Josh instead. And then well I guess the 3 is 'see how long I can date him for before he notices'.

Perfect!

[LittleMizzRandom]

@Minority93amy he said he was like 90% gay... so you still have a chance ;)

[TCt83067695]

@Minority93amy oh i will date you!

[sophiemaywho]

hahahahahaha he's adorable :)

[gatersy]

"Do you want a drink of water? Let's have a nap" LOL

"I'll punch you in the dick or some shit"

[domstackfoh]

HE IS SOOOOOO CUTE

[YouveStolenMyEyes]

he's trying to be irish, what's that about?

[Tabroxfcc]

@YouveStolenMyEyes his voice is a little strange because it hasn't really broken yet, it's halfway between deep and high

[leahjoy09]

@Tabroxfcc and that explains his accent?? hahahaha right...

[leahjoy09]

@YouveStolenMyEyes His parents are Irish. He obviously has a slight accent too. He's not trying to be anything but who he is.

[YouveStolenMyEyes]

@leahjoy09 i disagree, i think he must be putting it on. unless he was home-schooled or something. my parents are british and i don't talk like them.

[richt42]

@leahjoy09

yeah....a fuckwit.

[dani1011001]

LADIES... OH LADIES!!

[TakerChick]

funni lol hes sayin ladys..... nd now hes gay lol!! how funni is that shit but still lov him

[billyjackbeatch]

Who cares if he's gay or not? There are plenty of funny gay comedians - he's just not one of them.

[pomegranateish]

Last night I had a dream that Josh Thomas killed himself. I don't know why.

[NotSoAmericanIdiot]

He has had sex with girls, but now he's gay. I went to see him at the comedy theatre, he explained it all. lol.

He is currently dating Tom Ballard, a triple j presenter.

[iisgonnasmackurface]

Wheres he from???? this is the oddest accent ever!!! is he an ozzy irish or summat???

[mattonearth1]

mate he is gay, hes dating tom ballard, from triple j breakfast

[pomegranateish]

If he was openly gay, he wouldn't have stuff in his routine about having sex with THE LADIES

[thereddoor]

@pomegranateish go and see his 2010 comedy show "surprise", he explains his coming out. in the new show, he's quite explicit about gay sex and stuff. it's pretty funny.

[forhericanbeahero]

fag

[sexiibeasts123]

hes openly gay . but he woulda been awesome if he was straight. hes kinda cute.

[ilkhj]

I LOVE JOSH THOMAS <333

he is so cute (:

[Mahagawaga]

I love this guy! He's such a cutie :)

[barbs19788]

i hate his accent but most of all he's an annoying little cunt.

[nothingsasfresh]

@barbs19788 hahahaha yes!

[luvavrilluvmiley]

@barbs19788

gosh, way to swear

[EllabellBlack]

I saw him last night!!!

[Tahleea16]

hes sosososo cute and funny.

[elliecay91]

@nvths50 your shit

He is awesome

[nvths50]

He's shit

[CjScott101]

he is so adorable

[UFClova]

no more lady jokes he plays for the other team now

[lexxixx]

naaw, he seems so shy :)

[psdrum]

going to see him on easter tuesday, hes awesome.