The Dark Knight Meets Superman Part 2

[FF35Pilot]

the difference between batman and all the other superheroes is that batman could actually be real.

[xXPauLL]

I think spongebobs the real hero here

[kaiiblack]

i fukin loved this... XD

[invincibleironman3]

outstanding!!!!

[dolomedesthreatening]

you and me we're done proffessionally LOL i see what you did there...

[lcpl4man]

hahahaha lol

[Groopzy]

Am I the only one who likes CAPTAIN PLANET!

[MauiWowieOwie]

Superman is a faggot. Batman is The only real DC superhero

[xdeadxskullzx115]

that needs to be the team in the movie

Superman

Batman

Wonder woman

Green lantern

Flash

[k8g8s8]

poor bat man poor poor bat man

[magmat0585]

Wonderwoman: "Your bat power is a rope?" Look at the kettle calling the pot black

[vegito1325]

lol lotas batman fans btu do yal realizie that if these guys exsited int he realworld and were not sissyfied and killed their villians i wuld rather have the alien hu can shatter planets, move galaxies on ma side than a man with gadgets i believe mr manhattan said it best even the world smartest termite poses no threat to me thats what bat and supes are supes jus has way to much power and potential hell he dont even have to kill bats he can outlive him till the end of time

[BountyHunter500]

"you and me man, we're done profesionally" AWESOME xDDD!!!

[Sirogi17]

Atleast batman has the baddest kevlar suit, not some kind a blue underpants.

[ajbuddys]

''werent your parents killed ny bullets? yea, well, my parents were killed by the planet blowing up''

[anthony00011]

skadooch.. yay its back

[rickneil01]

And thus to this day, there has never been a Superman/Batman crossover live action film

[htgnef]

"Your superpower is a rope?"

Like Wonder Woman has any room to talk...

[malaysianmetalhead]

the real Batman would bring Desert Eagle pistol as emergency weapon if he's out of those Bat gadgets.

[wtfnamestaken1]

Batman's last line was hilarious if you know what it's referring to. 

[XxxDJSKxxX]

it would be nice if they made more like batman meets other super heros lol

[bibladify]

the difference between superman and batman is that batman can use " I'M BATMAN", superman can't

[sexuallobster134679]

Lol, Batman's powers are plot devices.

[xxxmastakilla]

at least batman is somewhat possible and realistic but this is still funny

[ZeroAnnihilated]

"We're done professionally." From his rant, lol.

[WhatsY0UTUB3]

Please make this into a series.

[MOETORE]

I'd still want to be Batman over anyone else.

[graablarbl]

@MOETORE then ur a female right?

[JamesIcepick]

Ever seen Batman's bullet resistant chest plate that was too expensive for the miltiary!? Or his cape that stiffens into a glider instantly!? How about his sick Ju-jitsu skills!? Not to mention he's the only hero who's actually been on the wrong side of the law, and hence understands criminals!

[ZeroAnnihilated]

@JamesIcepick Superman is bulletproof. He can FLY which is just better than gliding. Who needs ju-jitsu skills when you can crush any human with your bear hands, I mean really. Just try getting Superman in an armbar. Oh, and as for being on the wrong side of the law... in the third superman movie, he totally goes evil. Superman ftw, lol.

[16m49x3]

@ZeroAnnihilated wait! does superman have bear hands?? O.o wow

[ZeroAnnihilated]

@16m49x3 lol... how em"bear"assing. Good catch.

[aidenmccloskey]

Have College Humor ever read any DC comics? No. They've only watched the movies. Of'course. Anybody who reads the comics will know that Batman could easily defeat the majority members of the Justice League and The Avengers for that matter.

College Humor fails.

[southboy99]

@aidenmccloskey You got to be fucking crazy. The only reason Batman could defeat REAL super heroes is because of the fucking writers. That is it. Nothing is going to make me belive that a guy with no powers is going to kick Wonder Womans ass. Just wont happen. Wolverine will cut through his ass in a second.

[MegaLonewolf20]

@southboy99 batman would pull a magneto and just find a big magnet to defeat wolverine, or he would attack Wolverine physiologically there is more than 1 way to defeat a hero's super powers. By the way none of these characters would exist or defeat their foes if it were not for writers. After all this is fiction. 

[aidenmccloskey]

@southboy99 ''The only reason Batman could defeat REAL super heroes is because of the fucking writers.'' - Do you realise how ridiculous that sounds? The writers created them. The writers created the universe which they inhabit. The writers make who they are and if the writers write that Batman is capable of defeating Superman, then Batman can defeat Superman. Fans can't dictate how it goes down through their own understanding of comic books and comic book characters - only the writers can.

[southboy99]

@aidenmccloskey It sounds dumb to you? Oh I guess a guy with now powers taking on someone like Darkseid and living to tell about it makes perfect sense to you. Dumb ass.

[aidenmccloskey]

@southboy99 Don't be mad, fan boy. Dark-side is a rip-off of Galactus. Even Wonder Woman could kick Dark-side's ass.

[southboy99]

@aidenmccloskey Darkseid is no rip off. Wonder Woman would get her ass owned by Darkseid. She can't even hold her own against Mongol.

[aidenmccloskey]

@southboy99 Yeah, bro. Dark-side is a complete Galactus rip-off who hasn't achieved anything in comic books. Boring!

[vegito1325]

@southboy99 dont mind them their just batman and marvel fanboys in reality if the two world clasged and it was a fight based on power and not this sissyness of good and bad u can belive that supes darkseid doomsday wuld be mad wining heck supes can shatter planets with a punch but chooses to and darkseid can atlead take his blows if nto beat him from time to time no mutant of human can withstand such a force and lets not even mention doomsday who completely ruthless

[TheLenity909090]

@vegito1325 I dunno who would win out of the two comics DC and Marvel, but a lot of the characters are the same... or a lot of the characters are extremely powerful, Apocalypse is basically Darkseid. And Thor is basically a Superman, Phoenix, Magneto, Juggernaut, Hulk; there are countless from Marvel, as well as DC, who are practically unstoppable. I think it would depend on who fought who, or how they strategized; wits would win, not power. Seeing that there are omnipotent ones from both sides

[vegito1325]

@TheLenity909090 true but if we r takin bout maximum powe levels supes is second only to god plus mutanst arnt as powerful as aliens coz their humans its one of the things that limits them

[Erdemkayacan]

batman was so amazing in videogame :ı

[ganareporever]

the fact that batman doesnt have superpowers makes him better that all those douchebags

[southboy99]

@ganareporever No it makes him pathetic. And only morons would belive a guy with no powers could take on someone like Darkseid and live.

[reenieandmarebear]

Batman is way smarter than these guys give him credit for.

[kingStormySky]

this is spot on. I've always wondered: what's the fuckin point of batman anyways

[wd1250]

@kingStormySky batman is awesome

[epilogue7000]

Superman's a pussy. I don't read him anymore.

[qudratzazai]

@epilogue7000 do we looks like we care?

[midniter666]

Batman ur such a fake.. ;(

[Georgebushpimps]

Funny but truth is in Frank Millers The Dark Knight And Dark Knight Returns, Batman beats Superman with brains, twice the end result being Superman getting his head out of Lex Luthors ass and doing whatever Batman tells him to do, while the daughter he had with Wonder Woman frys Brainiac from the inside.

Just sayin Batman is the most super of heroes because he has no super powers, hes capable ingeniousness , and always always makes the right plan

BATMAN PWNS!

[phishfoood]

so much work went in to this and its just not funny

[dragom2009]

batman and green hornet, they are the real deal, I mean, they don´t get fucking mutan power, or came from a alien planet, but they got skills and brains, dude, they kick every single villain ass without any power

[NineTaledGundam]

@dragom2009 if batman really fought darkseid one on one.. he would get kill in like 2 seconds.. seriously..

[southboy99]

@dragom2009 Yea, let's see Batman take on half the guys Superman does and watch his ass get creamed.

[dragom2009]

@southboy99 he still do man, batman has every fucking gadget you can think of, besides, superman gets fuck by just one piece of rock

[southboy99]

@dragom2009 Come on man. Mongul and Darkseid don't even see Batman as a threat. And one pice of rock? Has anyone ever beat Superman with this rock? No. And Batman can be taken out by a bullet. Something very common lol.

[dragom2009]

@southboy99 thats my point, he is human but still can take guys like freeze, and yes, over and over superman gets fuck by kryptonite and he still doesn't learn that, by this time if that would happen to batman he would manage to create something to protec himself

[southboy99]

@dragom2009 Yea, but again were talking about comics. Batman can make a suit that helps protect him from bullets. Yet Superman doesn't make a suite that protects him from the radiation of kryptonite. Yet Superman has the technology and science of 6 different galaxies far more advanced than anything on earth. But if he didn't have a weakness to that then that would just make him too overpowered. And you would think Darkseid would atleast try to use kryptonite as well. 

[dragom2009]

@southboy99 yes that is about it (Y)

[vegito1325]

@southboy99 the whole point is to create balance supes dont need a league if he got rid of his weaknesses whihc happens overtime due to sun exposure what wuld be the use of batman when u have an invincible superman hell in the end of dc supes becomes the golden god second only to god himself

[shanksy67]

SKAAAADOOSH ledge

[paradolian]

"You and me man, we're done, professionally." LOL Christian Bale's rant!

[dk7901]

@7g7g7g Dude you need to see a doctor

[generalxad11]

What they didn't mention is that batman has mastered death....DEATH!!! seriously no other superhero did that. Also batman has way to beat every single superhero and super villain and he has multiple times sooooo suck it superman.

[MRacer001]

@generalxad11 err how did batman master death?

[generalxad11]

@MRacer001 Ra's al Ghul taught him, in the comics right now batman is caught between life and death right now.

[7g7g7g]

BATMAN SUCKS

[amycarigale]

hes the best hero of the lot and it takes more then a bullet to take him down he has being shot blown up etc batman can not die he can kick all there asses go look up tower of babel nuff said

[gooched]

lol batman's costume was never actually blue, it was just painted that way to represent black without looking evil or demonic. Just old fashioned comic morals for you right there...but yeah I'm being pedantic. Sorry.

[Arsenalfanatic09]

Batman is more realistic which makes him more relatable, even if he has a ridiculous amount of money

[freedrugsLACentral]

@Arsenalfanatic09 A normal human mastering 127 martial arts and became a genius scientist and detective before he came out of his 20s yeah very realistic

[yrnehs1027]

Superman is over rated in the begining he didnt even have a weakness but a radio show made up kryptonite so he could be defeated

GO MARVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[naccass]

Superman is totaly worthless since every supercriminal seem to be abel to buy some kryptonite from any local convenience store...

[freedrugsLACentral]

@naccass obviously you never read a superman story before

[southboy99]

@naccass Trust me, it's not that easy to find. Not even Lex can beat Superman with Kryptonite.

[xxwiggy]

I would so watch this religiously if it were a series!!!

[xxwiggy]

I would so watch this religiously if it were a series!!!

[TheChromespy]

Niiice one noob.. LOL

[carlosandleon]

superman is boring because his fights are too short since his foes dont get that much a chance against him. batman forever!

[freedrugsLACentral]

@carlosandleon Supermans fight scenes are way better then Batmans. Look up Superman vs Captain marvel Darkseid Mongul. Supermans fight scenes in the movies will be better then Batmans to.

[MichaelKeehls]

"He's the most dangerous man in the galaxy."

- Superman telling Martians about Batman

[vkyle52]

@MichaelKeehls Batman: "It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then... he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him."

-In Superman/Batman No.3

[vegito1325]

@vkyle52 yh even batman knows that if supes wanted to hidden kryptonite or no he culd easyly take him and the league out but supes dont like kill but thats chnaged now with the reboot supes is gone back to eh old days where he killed his villians

[Gigaderp]

Well, Batman may not have any "super powers" but that is just one thing that makes him the most realistic superhero. Besides that Batman is the worlds best detective and he is often unseen and unheard.

[gamezob]

I said this somewhere else already and I'll say it again: Batman could totally take down superman, he's got the world's greatest superpower

[MrRossipoo]

it would take 1000 bullets to kill batman

[jippiandy]

superman went like "ICE FORM"... fucking dragonborn...

[abslimshady26]

batman dosnt need superpowers

[Sp4RkyMcG7]

LOL Christian Bale flipping out at the guy on set reference in the end! xD

[rabidninja]

Yea wel Batmans cooler than those super heroes cuz hes fuckin real man. Hes a possible reality. The other heroes are just too fantasical. Superman is just fuckin boring, besides.. batman would have got some kryptonite already to go if he ever needed to fuck superman up.

[Katalyzt]

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Katalyzt

[wingeddemon12]

I remember when batman was pretty awesome then this video cam out the I was like "okay..."

[GreenEyesDIU]

1 bullet can u belive this:))) haha 1 bullet=))

[MrSlik25]

Thats fucked up Batman is a bitch!

[rubberduck54]

batman has just the same potential as anyone and he uses all of his potential. if everyone had the same potential as super man, superman would be shitting through his mouth as he pisses blood.

[WhatTehFcuk]

@rubberduck54 not everyone was born into a billionaire empire.

[MinyBoy5]

ah Batman is a great hero representing justice however so many has forgotten he's only human, and just because he has no powers does not mean we can relate, how many people have billions of dollars and years of ninja training, see. While Batman is crazy prepared this video shows how vulnerable he is in a world of super powers.

[wattever333]

batman is ready for a career in prostitution.

[DocTubbs]

often times it is the heros with the powers getting an ass kicking and batman is the one who saves them

[theguywhoTROLLSall]

even captain can beat batman

[theguywhoTROLLSall]

i feel sorry for batman :(

[titiomy]

Hilarious to see all the butthurt Batman fans commenting on a College "HUMOR" video

[killinmaterial666]

Batman is an inspiretion for humans trying to show them that with pure logic and a lot of courage u can reach in a whole other level Superman in the other hand is a Jung's theory dressed with the american flag.I'm not trying to badmouth Superman but he is so overated...

[GiveMeMucels]

super man is a jerk (in every possible way) nice that someone other than me noticed it to

[Odakage]

I think my biased view of Batman is making it hard for me to enjoy this, yet I am still laughing, hm.

[krazy4games1]

First one was better

[cornbeefhash123]

...

[Khafleim]

So wait, Darkseid hits a building in the side and the structure falls as if pushed? Outstanding

[SuperKougra]

''one bullet wtf" kkkkk

[Xmare1]

lol

[Rangel316]

One bullet? I got shot like 5000 times in arkham city and still didnt die, and i beat up every dude in there and supervillains too as batman, and superman calls him fragile? I have also seen some clips where superman gets his ass kicked by batman so this video dosent give the dark knight justice.... lmao this video sucks

[Mugetsu309]

remember when batman's costume used to be blue? xD ahhh the good ol batman

[aizentaicho82]

Lol superman is a little more than a lumox with powers. He's the definition of superhero. He doesn't just save the word from multiple threats that could destroy the planet, he saves the universe as a whole by himself plenty of times, both with and without powers. And he doesn't need to be a dick in a flying rodent costume to do it. He don't need to talk like he has rocks in his larynx to scare people, or use scare tactics. He just lifts a building and everyone is scared shitless.

[xTheDarkKing]

@aizentaicho82 strong versions of superman can juggle planets lol

[vegito1325]

@xTheDarkKing strong version can move galaxies if nto for writers bats just doesnt stand a chance

[jonathan92485]

That was funnyyyyyy asss hellll

[SpazzyTheEmo]

the issue is that batman should never have been placed in the center of the justice league. His story itself is unlike any of the others. If anything, he should have been placed amongst the watchmen, both thematically and because of the realism...

[PizzaShinigami6]

As a big lumox that can shoot lasers and breathe ice, superman is good for all the big jobs like saving metroplis from godzilla or trying to stop someone from putting a GREEN ALIEN ROCK near his body. Batman takes care of the crime infested streets of gotham city using only gadgets, his years of getting black belts in all martial arts, his strength from training,his knowledge from traveling the world, and most important , his enemie's fear.

[dvdfan100]

yep, batman is totaly crap, my sister can do better, her temper can put fear into any Criminals,

Bitchy Bitchy moun moun scream scream stamp stamp, with killer looks, LOL

[Esharido]

If you have any magic rings you can use those..

[galactuskev]

AND this is why i hate superman

[xTheDarkKing]

@galactuskev supermans not a dick lol

[skynard117]

U and me were done professionally hahaha get it get it cuz that what Christian Bale said that one time he got super pissed off. Well I thought it was funny.

[DuykRuyk]

Batman would find the weakness of his enemies before going into battle.

[iambored2006]

Criminals in batman stories are way more sophisticated and interesting. I guess that's why he's so popular.

[freedrugsLACentral]

@iambored2006 No not really their just crazy all of his villains are the same except they have different gimmicks Clowns Penguins what ever.

[iambored2006]

@freedrugsLACentral Well, I prefer the prisoner's dilemma over sand powers or whatever.

[elite0702]

Batman is cool because his whole life story is a epic saga!

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

Batman may not have superpowers but he's the most realistic of them all, and the only one that could kinda sorta not really exist

[MinerrTheCreator]

batman make a serum for laser eyes or hulk transformation

[LieutenantYram]

Respond to this video...

[amazingred09]

awesome as usual

[zeroninjaful]

comment

[biorui22]

lol

[Myterac]

There's a new sound that youtube makes when you try to comment?



[showPLUR]

@Myterac no its just a trick for ppl to like his comment

[larsvonflars]

batman is the coolest,, no cheats like the other superheroes ;)

[blatantlyable]

1:51 motherbox darnit motherbox! lmao

[SantanaRuben]

then you put A ROCK in his pocket and he is just a scared little girl

[eatdatburrito]

super mans a douch

[harry968]

even though batman kicked superman's ass in the dark knight returns

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

More people like batman because we can relate to him. You dont need super powers to be a super hero.

[andoc]

The comments written by batgod worshipers are almost as fun as the video. ^0^

[swicked7]

@andoc

Agreed. Sure, having lots of money is pretty helpful. It's why one of superman's greatest villains is, amazingly, a bald rich guy. But it's no substitute from having the power to push the earth into the sun, or to squeeze the sun into a black hole, all on a whim. Superman beats everything everywhere.

...except Chuck Norris, I guess.

[ZeeJayBay]

Goddamn Supes you kick so much ass.

[faustrocket565]

two things: 1. why doesn't anyone ever make fun of other non-pwered heroes like green arrow? 2. how the fuck does rachel comes out in this video? didn't she died in the dark knight?

[Ravengaurd6]

@anthonylittleblues no! fuck you! I love you,but FUCK YOU!

(clicked like just because you asked)

[rkfan100]

@anthonylittleblues I see what you did there

[DKallyFWS]

@anthonylittleblues what sound

[lockoshamface]

@anthonylittleblues you cheeky divil....nice one , but ya prob stole it

[DuykRuyk]

@anthonylittleblues Good one.

[dagimmpy1]

@anthonylittleblues how come i dont hear it?



[shineyK9]

scyaaaadouch!

[nstokkart]

hard truth nerds batman sucks.

[Leonartis77]

@nstokkart Batman was only meant to be able to handle mortals... his whole inflicting fear act wouldnt work on some massive evil thingy... he's more to handle petty crimes that the bigger heroes dont have time for... he's not bad at his job but he's not meant for any title bigger than "special forces" for the police department...

[nstokkart]

@Leonartis77 i don't give a f**k geek.

[Coloc789]

@nstokkart hard truth? stupid geek... loser

[nstokkart]

@Coloc789 don't be mad because i'm right :)

[Coloc789]

@nstokkart I just pity you. Being serious about the "truth" of fictional characters is just pathetic... I just pity you, that's all.

[nstokkart]

@Coloc789 i just think your dumb bacause you think i thake this serious i just tring to piss people off and see who is stupid to reply me all the time xD

[Coloc789]

@nstokkart You dig again. Pathetic nolife

[nstokkart]

@Coloc789 i can't belive that you still trying xD

[Coloc789]

@nstokkart you're suffering fag, you're sufferiing.

[isikid]

WTF is this.Superman says that Batman can die with just one bullet, but he shouldnt forget that his weakness is a fuckin rock.

[rickames]

And you clowns think Batman can beat Superman? One bullet can kill this ordinary guy! LOL.