DANE COOK FULL MOTLEY CRUE ROAST

[eddiebain101]

he does suck.....i think he may be one of my least favorite comics period.

[chimko1111]

My favorite part was when he said the same joke over and over, but in different words.

[MF0ftheyear]

That kinda sucked majorly... I felt sorry for Mick :( <3

[CHRISALLENPowerTrip]

Wow, he REALLY sux... How is he famous????

[1910mats]

haha, he SUCKS!!!



[phillacasse]

Terrible.....



[shipthis2004]

I like Dane & this Blows!

[pgmurph301]

Look at all the troll comments lol

[66686Bloodbrother]

Dane cook is a disgrace to comedy!

[IzzyIsou]

He should work more on his jokes and less on his biceps. Looks like the typical college fratboy douche.

[IzzyIsou]

Wow, this is supposed to be comedy? Mr. Cook, you, sir, are no comedian.

[RalphCQ]

he looks like a dick.

[lirachsoto]

why does he insult mick mars so much?! he is just stupid!

[tizzod2002]

Please don't do that ever again, Dane Cook. I listened with an open mind, but that just wasn't funny. At all. You're not a roaster, old bean.

[checkurbrainfly]

Comedian? Dane Cook? yeah right ,this guy's talent is screaming lame jokes & acting like he's any cool just like any average dumb college douche dude duuh!

[MrWizardmeat]

hahaah mick is a rock'n'roll demon

[shelovesmisfits]

@tiffgreiner Chill. It's a roast. You're supposed to talk shit about people. Hense the name "Roast."

[tiffgreiner]

YOU NEED A FAT LIP if u want to talk about a cool band like that BC U THINK U CAN TALK SHIT BC U ON TV AN MOTLEY FANS WERE I LIV BOY U GET HURT U A MOTHER FUCKIN joke lol an JOKE ON tv LOL AN DUDE MOTLEY CRUE AN THE FANS AN THE CRUE FANS WERE I LIV kick UR ASS DUDE YOU NEED 2 watch wat you say u big joke on tv LOL you not that funny

[jaundist]

who slipped steroids into dane's drink !

[Chris269CJS]

Guys chillll lol he was obv doing this last minute, he was reading it. So its obv not gonna be very fluid or finished

[graberronnie1]

I didnt laugh at all this guy sucks

[graberronnie1]

Dude dont fuck with Mick Mars seriosuly you wernt even funny when you went to him

[junkmode]

man i used to think this guy was alright but godamn tht was unfunny

[rezkidnegroni]

wow..........

[rgg2112]

Comments section is way funnier than any of Lame Cooks jokes.

[TheTaskmaster]

damn that is some not funny shit.

[TheTylerGeissler]

Why the fuck doesn't Ozzy have a roast? Of all people...

[okpunky]

Master of what.? BORING PEOPLE, thats about all he is the master of HE IS A Complete BORE...YAWN...................­.....he sucks the BIG One, hey Tommy, where ya at dude, some crappy dude Dane wants ta blow ya............hahahaha

[okpunky]

he is NOT funny at all, and i am sure No matter what he had to talk about OR who he still would NOT be funny, he stinks.......PERIOD. NOT FUNNY BONE In this Morons body, ya would think , talking about dicks, he could have made some jokes and i did NOT HEAR One person laugh , not one, did anyone hear a laugh in this ??? cause I didnt.????

[okpunky]

Shit Man, this dude SUCKS and why was he even there,? not one bit funny and had to read from a piece of paper, he should get a real job, he is NO GOOD At this at all, and no good at anything else i bet...............HE SUCKS SHIT, HE IS NOT ONE BIT FUNNY, WHY DID THEY GET THIS IDIOT TO BE THERE, ALOT MORE FUNNINESS IN A KID then this idiot did...he should go bury his head in some dirt.

[BrentWilliams710]

Dane Cook is about as funny as a heart attack

[strigilives]

this sucks because louis ck never did a bit on motley crue

[Wanteddoa79]

I hate this so much. You mean to tell me that a legendary band like the Crue couldn't get someone better than this douchebag?

[jvs512000]

Dane Cook is a hack.

[NMI56]

this is fucking terrible.

[icebergbart216]

not funny

[BloodyKnukelz]

Everyone complaining about Dane Cook? LMFAO Come on now lets look at what he was talkin about? I mean if you are talkin about a band that sucks so much cock how funny can you be?

[AirbourneWrestling]

@BloodyKnukelz hes talking about a good band...hence the reason hes funny

[TheMattSchabel]

haha damn Tommy is a happy mother fucker

[powerserg8]

i wish i could have seen Motley Crues reactions during the roast.

[AndyCarter174]

im sorry, is this guy supposed to be a comedian/ entertainer? kickstart my dick? really???

[JaniceWernimont]

Dane, you're not funny and the fact that you had to read your "jokes" off notes is just pathetic!

[crazybrowsdj]

@JaniceWernimont most people who roast read of note pages.

[megshush]

Wow is he looking old.

[edthewave]

@megshush He's gotten more muscular

[TWOhits6]

wow ...that was funny... dane cook eat a dick!

[DirectorTurnerable]

@TWOhits6 clearly u cant take a joke

[TWOhits6]

@DirectorTurnerable terrible... no jokes here

[straps6661]

Dane is the master!!! so f*cking funny!!!

[ryanphooper]

weak.  Dane Cook sucks

[TheAmalgamut]

Shit. Where's George Carlin when you need him?

[Angryprometheus]

@TheAmalgamut deceased...RIP

[MiLoMac06]

Sorry Dane Cook, you're still not funny.

[x360wizard]

Milfs milfs milfs

[19vito93]

not going to write first cause I'm not a fagg

[s0nic777]

@19vito93

You still wrote it.

[19vito93]

@s0nic777 no,no i didn't

[Imtherealsaturnsonic]

@19vito93 thank you i'm so sick of them assholes that do that shit!!! lol