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  • Matuš, ideš !!!!! :)

  • Must have a massive shrink going on.....

  • u can tell he was in the SAS

  • what if there is no woods around and no fire

  • 2:57 bear fcuks the snows

  • I feel bad for the camera man seeing that ...

  • i felt so awkward watching him do pressups, naked in the snow....

  • imagine what a helicopter pilot flying over this guy would be thinking.

    "why is this guy naked and doing pushups in the middle of a snowfield, da fuq?"

  • I bet hes jumped into a volcano...

  • Bear chose a smart hole to dive into, there were 2 very nice hand grips for him to help him out of there! but still i wouldnt dream of doin that

  • the only thing dangerous in that water is bear grylls

  • Did I hear a fart at 1:46?

    LOLOLOLOL

  • Easy solution?

    Don't jump in the --king river in the first place!!

    Dick…

  • This is nothing im swedish so this is like being in a hot tub

  • So that's the key, huh? I always thought I was supposed to smoke a cigarette and walk it off.

  • THIS IS THE REAL FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS!!!

  • Common man... dont show your dick to everyone xD

  • i want a pair of those boxers

  • this guy must have a big dick otherwise he wouldn't wanna get naked so much!!

  • wish i was the camera man

  • "Damn! This icy water is numbing my entire body. Better drink my piss."

    "Gotta get rid of these wet clothes as my body heat is escaping quicker. Better drink my own piss."

    "Rub snow on yourself to absorb the moisture. Better drink my own piss."

    "Better do some pushups. Better drink my own piss."

    "Lets get the fire going. Ahh, that's better. CHEERS!"

  • lol the camera man is prob the first guy to see his penis, what an opportunity

  • man this guy is my fuking hero!!!!

  • OMG!!, this guy is sexy!

  • I ate my pets and drunk my piss easyyy /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

  • The smart way to get the heat going in your blood is to rub snow on your body....makes sense huh?

  • @iMCraZyBro thats not why he did it he did for it took all the water of his body it sucks off the moisture.

  • He makes it seem so easy (like how quickly he restarted the fire).

    But man I felt his pain just watching it.

  • Just found some icy water, better drink my own piss...

  • legend!

  • OMG do i have the hots for this bloke!!

  • + 1 Morale!

  • Okay, first thing I've gotta do is GET OUT.

  • this water is freezing.

    better drink my own piss.

  • FIRE!

  • ok if u fdis bear grylls ur sick coz he as got  the brains 2 do it

  • WHAT WE GOHTTA DO IS GET SOME BLAAD GOIN ON HERE, COME ONNN!!! LOL!!!! Pushups in the snow, epic

  • The biggest lie that u can tell me is that he is actually a human.

  • Dink shrunk to size of mini pickle so can't piss; better drink fish piss!

  • 1:29 did he fart

  • when he jumped into the water, i was screaming GET OUT OF THIER BEAR!!!!!!!!!

  • That guys a fucking soldier

  • this is fucking disgusting. what a joker

  • @RussianBear5OOO how is it discusting?

  • @babieejesse This guy exaggerates everything, I mean you can hear it when he talks. His facial expressions show it too. Naked pushups? We didn't have to see that, just go by the fire. Could he have his damn underwear on? He's a fucking asshole

  • @RussianBear5OOO haha your so jealous its embarrassing, bear would eat your eye balls and sleep in your gutted stomach

  • @redzer06 He's a sick bastard, I'm sure he'd like that. He slept in a damn camel while drinking camel piss.

  • @RussianBear5OOO You're an idiot. The show is meant to TEACH. The situation is if you were too fall into freezing cold water.

  • Bare Frills is, as usual, utter and complete bollocks, a closet-gay, (it would be better if he came out) and embarrassment for England. Discuss.

  • Snow, of course! Nature's towel!

  • He seems so casual towards the start.

  • OMG I think I need to jump in that icy water after seeing Bear naked.. sheesh

  • fell in the ice

    better drink my own piss

  • @xxxBakeneckoxxx Well actually, a golden shower would be surprisingly suitable at that point. @nalabear1987 likes to pee on other people, ask that person.

  • holy shit i complain when i got snow wedged in my shoes between my sock, but this guy jumps in freezing water just to demonstrate to us!

  • How many bears could Bears Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WTF THAT MAN IS TOOOOOOO FUNNY......PUSHUPS AND RUBBING SNOW ON HIS FACE......FUCKING LEGEND

  • creates the fire naked... omg i just burnt my cock off!

  • he must have major shrinkage 

  • @bo0chie9 Like a frightened turtle.

  • *insert joke about Bear drinking his own piss here*

  • Better drink my own piss for warmth.

  • blow on grass - make fire

  • this would be a good porn video

  • @Crazyheadlessguitar

    After swiming in cold water ?

  • His piss is probably frozen.

    Hmmm.....pissicle?

  • If cold water comes from extremities fast to your heart you die

  • doing some pushups naked on the snow

    better drink my own piss

  • @TheJohnnyisawesome hmmmm just try this with water and you will see......

  • JUST DRINK A WARM GLASS OF PISS

  • Just beeds a nice warm glass of piss

  • feeling really really cold.

    better drink my own piss.

  • so why did he jump in to the water again? O.o

  • imagine the shrinkage! o.O

  • Did they even need to blur out his penis?

  • He is a fine specimen of a man.  Not one bit afraid to take his clothes of is he?

  • Keep calm and bear grylls on

  • Oo i think he is really in a pinch since he is pretty nervous when the fire was unexpectedly off

  • Two Words: Small Penis.

  • @Noodlsoup123 4 words ur gay for loooking

  • 3:22! HAHA when he said "fire" it was like nothing to him, he created that fire like nothing, he was so cold he jus wanted to get that fire in there haha, i would have fucked up and died easy

  • Too cold, better drink my own piss.

  • He woulda got warm way faster, if he had drank his own piss!

  • The first part when he gets in the water and out is totally copied from the Canadian Discovery Channel with Dr. Gordon Giesbrecht. Almost word for word... Plus this "survival guy" takes a camera crew with him. The only credit I give him is he does do some incredible things I wouldn't do, but he is a fake in a lot of ways.

  • @bchost dude shgut the fuck up. this show is so he can show you what to do in these scenarios. he even says each scenario has been set up so he can show you how to get out alive. you want to see how good he really is. im a good friend of him. ill let the two of you go to Yukon or anywhere really and try and track eachother down. no crews just a few supplies ... who is going to win. not you... so stfu

  • @Bryden13 I gave him credit for doing some incredible things, but he's a bit fake compared to the Canadian Survivor Man. As for the Yukon, I lived in a Cabin 60 miles out of town for the last 5 of my 15 years in the Yukon. You're just rude and uneducated obviously, there was no need for that childish a responce. And this is copied from another video, watch it and find out for yourself. or you have no truth to what you say...

  • I fell through the ice on the river when we were out on a school walk when i was around 15 perhaps, i jumped out and walked in my wet clothes across town to my mom's workplace so she could drive me home.

  • @VicariousReality7

    Did you employ the techniques that Grylls has?

  • @AltairEgo1 I just walked away

  • EWWW! PENNIS!!!!! AHHHHH HES SO CRAZYY I WOULD DON'T LIKE TO SEE HIM IN REAL PENNIS

  • This guy is seriously nuts. And he's having fun

  • he is Crazy.

  • I almst spilled my glass of water when he went down and did push ups naked.

  • I once heard a rumour that there was an episode of Bear Gryll's where he DIDNT do naked press-up's. . .but someone must have made that up!

  • Hahahaha I just lost it when he took off all his clothes and just started doing push ups while naked in the snow XD

  • he's got balls... well he had them

  • @jeehoondevil lol blue balls

  • I WANT YOUR BODY ! ITS SO SEXY ! 2:58

  • like if he reminds you of Royce from Predators

  • lol in russia we swim in icy water at least every year

  • how long a person stay like that for???

  • if he can I will can too

  • I don't understand all these negative comments about the Bearman... He's a bloody super man!

    ps: Aardvarked88 you're such a mongoloïde

  • @k1kuj1r0 You can't even spell mongoloid, good job.

    You don't understand the negative comments because you're an absolute moron who doesn't understand the monumental hypocrisy in claiming to be making a survival program yet you set up everything with a stunt crew behind you and perform idiotic actions that could easily get you killed or seriously injured in the wild.

  • this guy is a moron

  • The Flag!! :D

  • Ice is affraid to fall in bear grylls hands!

  • Oh, wow!

    Just "by accident" there were these two holes in the snow where he could grab in to get out! How lucky's that? ..... pffffft!

  • i think ..now Leonardo Di Caprio is gealus

  • How does he stay so calm?

  • He was simply SHOWING how to survive if this ever happened to you... None of this accidentally happened you fucking idiots!!

  • I did a zip line into a frozen pond when I was younger and I thought I was going to die beause the water was so cold.

  • so to recap...when you fall in icy water, you should get naked, rub snow on you, and do push ups?

  • that was in norway, close to a city called Bardufoss

  • @sindreostbo Nope that was in Northern Sweden..

  • This guy rocks! Anybody who has something critical to say about the reality of what he does either: a - is jealous b - is a serious sissy c - is a brainwashed pawn or d - all of the above

  • @MicahBen10 i agree 100% xD

  • hahaahhaha he took his pants odff

    hahahaa

  • If he would have gone near a fire too quickly his blood vessels would have dilated too quickly causing organ failure.

  • Where did those convenient hands slots come from?

  • thats how you shrink your penis right there. lol

  • I need a Drink!!! COLD WATER

  • Retarded:

    1. He deliberately jumped in, did not fall in unexpectedly.

    2. He had a fire right there ready to go.

    3. He had something dry to put on.

    4. There was probably an IHOP or something just out of frame.

  • @falcoperegrinus82 It's a survival guide, not someone actually falling in.

  • Some definite shrinkage there, I'm sure.

  • WHY IS THIS ON FUNNY VIDEOS UK? THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST HELPFUL VIDEOS IVE EVER SEEN! BEAR IS AMAZING!

  • I have been in 0 degree water, and after 30sec u get paralized.... what he says is absolutely true

  • How the hell does he do these things??

  • Why is this in Funny-Videos.co.uk?

  • Yes, I was wondering were those convenient holes came from too...

  • how small do you think his dick was after that

  • What do you morons do for a living????????

  • This is even more stupid than when he drinked elephant poo juice and his own pee.

  • *someone walks by* ummmm sir are u ok? where's the nearest phsyciatric hospital...

  • Camera man: " Daaamn Bear, you work that body. Awe yeah, get that blood flowing real nice. "

  • What a man...

  • Bear Grylls is so bad-ass that he survives cold through doing push-ups naked in the snow.

  • @Crow667 make sure to do some pushups before attempting to make a fire out in the cold.

  • That's it, if you find yourself in ice cold water, grab hold of the conveniently placed holes in the ice and pull yourself out.

    Fraud.

  • @Aardvarked88 Fraud seriously?....... They are being safe....... use your head for once..... He does all this to show people how to SURVIVE, what needs to b done and why you shouldnt. He could save lifes with this "fraud" and all you can say is bad things..... his saving lifes.... your trolling the internet loool

  • @karimani01 I suggest you follow your own advice Einstein.

    How is pulling yourself out of pre-cut holes in the ice teaching people how to survive in that situation? If you still don't get it you're not worth talking to.

  • @Aardvarked88 it helps because MOST people would just panic and not know what to do..... people don't put themselfs in those situations on purpose.... thats WHY they have to pre-cut holes.... to make sure they can show the basics, seriously you have no logic behind your arguement. its not about pulling yourself out its about keeping your body under control..... yea don't talk to me lol you obviously have no idea....

  • @karimani01 Are you actually retarded? If he's showing how to survive if you ACCIDENTALLY fall into ice cold water, what fucking use is it to climb out by using holes that either he or the video crew cut in a couple of minutes before?

    You can talk about using logic when you stop being such a complete fanboy and think about this video for 2 minutes.

    Most people would panic even more once they tried to pull themselves out and realised they had no conveniently placed holes, idiot.

  • @Aardvarked88 like i said before.... its about CONTROLLING your body not pulling yourself out.... you might not make it out... BUT if you do.... then he shows how you can keep your body under CONTROL!!! so please don't go on about logic when you don't even understand the point of the video.... "idiot" lol funny :) rethink that ^_^

  • @karimani01 The fact you still don't get how retarded your line of reasoning is astounds me. He's trying to show you how to deal with falling in ice water you idiot, how is this useful? The rest of the video is irrelevant when he's pulling himself up with things that would never ever be there in that situation. It's like giving advice on how to survive falling over a rock edge and prefacing the whole thing with climbing up a rope ladder that happens to be 10inches from where he fell.

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  • @karimani01 Yes, stopping the body from shutting down is really going to be productive when you're stuck in ice water. I'd imagine that relaxed state is going to be greatly helped when you try to pull yourself out and find it's nowhere near as straight forward as this dipshit is making out.

  • @Aardvarked88 "The fact you still don't get how retarded your line of reasoning is astounds me" your words not mine :) stop saying things that apply to yourself ><' he was NEVER stuck in ice water... he jumped in the water to SHOW what must be done if you get out!!! if it was about him being in the water.... then why did he get out?!?!?! wow please think it through. have a nice day :) Peace!

  • @karimani01 Please tell me the benefit of telling people what to do if you fall in ice water and get out without providing adequate instructions for getting out in the first place? "Why did he get out?" is the dumbest thing you've said so far.

    "Hey guys, I'm going to jump in ice water, I'm not going to get out so I'm just going to stay here and die. Enjoy :)"

    Moron.

  • @Aardvarked88 wow you really have no logic do you? your putting no opinion or reason to why you think what you do..... just insults...

    i asked you that question because it was in hope that you would realise...... the FACT he jumps into the ice water is to drop his temperature. Then he can get out with the holes u cleverly noticed to SHOW you how you can stop your body from going into shock.... learn how to speak to people before you make a fool of yourself please. Peace

  • @karimani01 I gave you plenty of reasoning, you chose to ignore it and go back to blindly drooling over Bear Grylls and his soap opera survival show.

    Tell me, in plain English, what use telling somebody how to survive falling in ice water is when you don't even tell them how to get out of the ice water in the first place?

    "Just use these conveniently placed grip holes that somebody has coincidentally left 50cm from where I fell in and you'll be fine :)"

    Such a drone, be quiet.

  • @Aardvarked88 the grip holes were left by him scrabbling at the ice, dumbfuck.

  • @qingian Hands down the dumbest fucking thing said by anyone thus far.

    Take another look at the video, try making use of your brain and see if you come to another conclusion. The holes are there before he even jumps in the water you complete and utter fucking idiot.

  • if you look even closer, the holes were left by his feet before he jumped into the water, much like holes would be left if a person was walking and suddenly fell in. you've never been out of your room, have you?

  • @qingian If you look even closer, you'll notice that the holes are to the right of where he was standing. Also, if you had any intelligence whatsoever you'd know that you don't make deep holes in ice by jumping off it.

    You're a complete and utter moron, stop trying, you failed.

  • @Aardvarked88 "go back to blindly drooling over Bear Grylls and his soap opera survival show" hahaha i dont even watch this tv show :) before i even made a comment on it tho, i checked out which episode this clip came from and why he was doing it. im done on this convo, i told you what is available on the internet, you argued/insulted back, Clearly you have no sense of reasoning, too much hate...... Peace

  • @Aardvarked88 wow your logic is screwed.... it is impossible to predict any kind of icehole you would fall into, so its pointless trying to give tips on how to get out... did you even watch the video?!?!?! did u notice him STRUGGLE to get out??...... the whole reason he shows this is to prevent yourself from going into shock..... who cares if its the right or wrong way of getting out a HOLE.... get over yourself. Peace

  • @karimani01 You have no sense of reasoning. You're trying to argue this is a useful video on how to survive falling into ice water despite the fact that he uses pre-made holes that have been cut in the ice by his production team to pull himself out with. It's like making a segment called "How to survive falling in a deep cave" and using a ladder to get out.

    Clearly you're that far removed from reality and logic you're never going to get the point. Bye.

  • @Aardvarked88 The holes are from where he was stood when he jumped in, and then he grips on to them and they melt a bit as he still has some heat left in his hands.Bye;)

  • @h1a2n3n4a5h6 You don't make holes in solid ice by standing on it, nor where the holes where he was standing anyway. You can see them when he's standing next to them - look to the right. Bye ;)

  • @Aardvarked88 Yeah you do.... Its not ice anyway its compacted and frozen snow. bye;);)

  • @h1a2n3n4a5h6 Funny how his hands don't even make a dent in the ice when he first starts to pull himself towards the edge then isn't it, Einstein?

    The marks weren't even where he was standing, you are a complete and utter retard. Bye ;)

  • @Aardvarked88 Ha ha quite clearly they do... are we watching the same video?

    Douche;);)

  • @h1a2n3n4a5h6 Have fun being a braindead fucking idiot for the entirety of your life.

  • @Aardvarked88 Pahaha.... Lost your argument did you hey;) byyyye dear;)

  • @h1a2n3n4a5h6 Trying to work out if you're trolling or genuinely mentally challenged. Can quite clearly see you're wrong by looking at the video, then again somebody who adds a rubiks cube tutorial video to his favourites is obviously a bit of a mong anyway.

  • @Aardvarked88 Trolling?? What sort of a backwards phrase is that... are you american? or just plain idiotic...

    Yeah because being able to do a Rubik's would make me completely mentally challenged... good bye Sir Mong;) ;)

  • @h1a2n3n4a5h6 I'm sorry, but how have you been on Youtube for 5 years (almost as old as Youtube itself) and not heard the term Trolling?

  • @ollytennant Clearly I don't spend enough time on here... Hardly an attribute to be missed....

  • @h1a2n3n4a5h6 It would seem one had only just introduced oneself to the internet a few days ago, if one had not heard the term trolling =P

    And seriously, woah I can't believe the length of the angry argument above here. It's Bear Grylls, not some controversial political issue...

  • @Aardvarked88 also you might wanna restrain yourself from giving people abuse just over a comment.... i never once said anything bad to you :) only corrected a misunderstanding you had. so please have more respect ^_^ its only a comment

  • penis

  • I love that guy.

  • water

  • useful

  • Im cold... I think Im gonna take all my clothes off... ( and WTF? Union jack boxers, I gotta get myself a pair of those!)