Voicemail Theater: Season 2 Ep. 20

[WARMAKER1814]

There a girl,...we don't know her name though back in my day girls didn't have names

[MrMagicalToast]

there's a lot of girls on xbox, but a lot of times they sound like little girls

[SUPERyoshi95]

I'm a girl and I play Halo, it's not that big of a deal. Lol

[sharpshooter33]

LOL why is the girls voice so clear?

[FindingFraser]

OMG A GIRL

[rominkiller]

OMG its a girl lol

[Resgmix]

LEAVE PS3 ALONE!!!! lol nice one

[SexyHobosRus]

lmao i loved the last part xDD

its so familiar tho...o w8 its just about every1s

reaction to when a girls playing halo

[thelondongeezer]

lmfao @ omg a girl comments hahaha , but yeh the soudn of one hand clapping is fap.xD

[benaaronjosh]

lol its a girl

[LolcatsMunch]

wasnt a girl, it was a smart ass 13 yr old. literally

[honourbound101]

rofl no it was a girl

[LolcatsMunch]

proof? no NO!!! NO U DONT!!

[monkeys1189]

omg a girl?...really...-_- we're gamers too!

[itsmeohmeandme]

Lol that was amazing "ITS A GIRL"

[malicios]

Clever....

[ismellfeet23]

lol OMG A GIRL

[UGonnaEatUrTot]

0:57 was stolen from family guy >.>

[gage674]

i can clap with 1 hand so it sounds like my fingers hitting my palm THERE PROBKLEM SOLVED

[MGOWNER1]

i can 1 hand clap lolclose and open your hand fastly lol

[702LowDown702]

girls r real?!?!

[Halo3taccom]

One hand clapping hmmmmmm well i tryed and i broke my wrist so a really loud snap then low crying from me damn u OMG GIRL!!!!

[DecoySteveO]

OMG a girl. that happends all the time

[Goey55]

FIRST! aha

[gydeme]

omg a gurl on machinma...fail

[xSTx0WN3Dftw]

win

[sweetballsofbungie82]

OMG a girl!

[AV524]

Jesus ftw :3

[wwDMBww]

Wow, another voicemail that has something from Family Guy.

Very original.

[zodiac23jj]

Why half life?

[kengenerals]

Omg Did machinima end voicmail theater?

[Galedas]

I know I sent them two vm's and they have YET to use them. I think I scared them out of making them now! ^_^

[ECWUSA1995]

lol, the last one was the best lol

[tuckertastic]

omg she's SOOO SO SO pretty

[Scrb]

I feel like I know you. |:

[Scrb]

Haha heyyy I got on VMT. I'm the girl at the end. No kidding, I really am. :D Glad to see everyone enjoyed mine. :3

[lookitsbrandon]

lol

[YBRmuggsLP21]

No, you're not.

[Scrb]

Give me one reason why I'm not :3

[YBRmuggsLP21]

.....

[Scrb]

Exactly!

[JEXSCOvideoUnit]

Woot! I'm the old dude

[Nerokidkill]

Wow a Zen Guitar reader! (the girl at the end) nice voicemail, finally one that doesn't suck ass!

[343GuiltySparkO4]

Amen! I saw the one at the beginning, and realized it was just a nine-year-old, not a girl! A that point I'm like "Oh this is gonna suck," but hey, we got a funny one!

Too bad the editors had to ruin it with sexual harrasment!

[Bassachusetts]

Nah bra that was me on the first one with the maple syrup, I'm actually 13 and I was trying to make my voice more high pitched figuring I'm supposed to sound like a fg when I say that joke

[qpOffBeatPanda999]

@Nerokidkill u should date her

[xXd4rklightningXx]

OMg it's a girl! amazing! mmmmmm shes so pretty

[canucksroc98]

hey whens the next voicemail theatre?

[eruption777]

i entered like 1 voicemails and finally im in one! im the hairball guy

[garka]

wow some of the nerds watching this including machinima is so fucking gay just cuz a girl is on vmt. youre fucking desperate if u were like OMG A GIRL

[ECWUSA1995]

thats the point loser machinima was making fun of those people

[bryndylak]

OMG A GIRL MADE VOICE MAIL!!!!xDDD

[XxKINGCABOOSExX]

ANY GIRL COULD MAKE VOICEMAIL~!

[xSIHOCIKx]

you must never talk to girls then

[redrum7894]

this sucks

[XxKINGCABOOSExX]

YOUR A HOOKER!~

[DigitalPuppeteer]

you'rE illiterate

[XxKINGCABOOSExX]

how am I illiterate?

[JEXSCOvideoUnit]

YES! I'M ON VMT!!! Nice effect with the balloon

[eggymean123]

Normally i would say go ahead and all the stoners will kill themselves off. But then i realized that innocent, intelligent people would get hurt by the stoners. So no, i wont be calling.

[Dark94Flame]

Yeah, first of all, a phone call doesn't legalise weed. Secondly, why the fuck would you?

[riottto]

It would pretty much mean all the useless people (like me) would stay inside. But I pretty much don't care since I live in a country where its legal anyway.

[Roulette515]

LOL 1:45

[canucksroc98]

my belly button smells like maple syrup

listen for me in the next episode, im the guy saying

hey machinima, (fart noise) oops i farted (in really wierd accents)

[Bassachusetts]

i said the one about maple syrup ;P

[youwannayub]

LOL at the girl part XD

[detpackman]

agreed ,my favorite part this episode .

[UltramarineFTW]

lololollolololololol a girl thats like a guy in a dress.....not unheard of but kinda wierd, but to some people in a good way.......

[machblade]

i know jesus he is a good friend of mine

[zayo27]

first part is funny

[JNApictures]

WoWi like almost everyone besides the Jesus guy here acts like they never seen talk or dated a girl and like seeing that girl now was like seeing bigfoot to them.

~Wat up Jesus~

[4gup]

MMMMMM she's so pretty. lol XD

[BulldozerNDF]

OMG A GIRL!!!

XD

[bronan19]

TRAIN

[LordOfCt]

first 1 is 100% truth

[DoubleMoonz]

Yeah... no kidding :P

[Fluffee94]

FINALLY MINE MADE IT ON THE SHOW :)

i was the jesus part

[BountifulKill]

i was the jesus guy, look at my youtube name, listen to it again, then look me up on xbox live, the only difference is, i put a space between Bountiful Kill

[xS1L3NTSC0PEx]

dude your joke is old someone did that in the first season of VT and actually did it right, you sucked

[PlayJE]

so. your joke sucked

[BIB16bear]

i loved the last one go girl go girl wohooo

[fullmoonfalcon]

best for last, (what a clever comment)

[mightytank70]

putted?

[Rave7557]

"HEY JESUS WHATS UP???"

"Peace my brother."

[Odie147]

That joke was stolen from faimly guy BTW

[radius117]

OMFGIT'SAGIRLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Bassachusetts]

lol my second time being on VMT i was the one talking about maple syrup

[Halo22Crap]

1:00 ROFL!

[Bassachusetts]

lol he got that off family guy but its still funny the way machinima edited it

[shadowboy166]

OMFG there was a girl! Did everyone see that or am I the only one that noticed a GIRL! SERIOUSLY there was a GIRL! OMG!

[finalbout100000]

It's not that amazing??

[diehard951]

so?

[diehard951]

opps i should watch the video before i make replys.

[voltlord666]

i know how to clap my hand hit your fingers to your palm

[Steelbuckeye521]

mmmmm......

She's so pretty!

ROFL

[Andyman999999]

Haha that was a pretty cool ending. Finally someone on VMT thats not a dude.

[daggereye89]

Voicemail Chick Oh may god that's like the best thing ever, oh and this episode was the best EVER 0:40 was awesome and 0:57 and 1:07 and 1:31 (why can't you just answer the phone?)

[saltystuff]

Dear god this was crap

[pawnedbymagic]

Your face is crap :D

[DrummerNigel7]

i like how all the nerds r like OMFG A GIRL ON A GAME or A GIRL ON VMT!!!!

[hypnotizedpro]

i wonder if there are girls in voice mail theater episodes i wonder how many views the video will get in one day

[HLGNaDe]

ONCE AGAIN

GAY

[KidKapelski]

the funny part is my friend can clap with one hand

[Wordup94]

HOLY SHIT A GIRL ON VOICEMAIL :O

5/5

[runnaWorkman]

lol the balloon one

[paintballmasta69]

this used to make me laugh.

Now it just fails.

[BountifulKill]

THE JESUS ONE IS ME!!! YES!

[KHORDIxPRODUCTIONS]

FUCK OFF MATE THE JEZUS ONE WAS ME !

[BountifulKill]

dude,.... listen to it again, I say "Hey it's me BOUNTIFUL KILL"

[DPbg94]

OMIGOD A GIRLLL!!!!!!!!!(head explodes)

Joking...joking...Really tho whats the sound of one ha...oh f*ck it

[xMETALHEADx124]

OMG ITS A GIRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL

[Magicmojo22]

>: l i agrreee this is sexualy discriminating

[xMETALHEADx124]

its joke learn to take it

[TheBurningPie]

Masturbation is the sound of one hand clapping. And Machinima has no body, so he cant answer the phone.

[HeavenlyMike]

i found this a little sex discriminating...

[Magicmojo22]

u go girlfriend :P

[AppleAmmo]

I find your name sex discriminating.

[HeavenlyMike]

... how is it sex discriminating?

[bugspray19]

How?

[HeavenlyMike]

yes AppleAmmo said that he finds my name sex discriminating, so I was wondering how he finds it sex discriminating

[Benjowith91fries]

Leave PS3 aloone ! D:

[UpErL33t95]

A GIRL!!!! OMG o.0

[Halo3Happens]

hey jesus whats up pease my brother

[Ongbok06]

the jesus has been done before (and OMG a GIRL)lol

[HardcoreFlea]

WOW A GIRL! .. Why is everyone freaking out? It's like Swine Flu all over again.. is that still around?

[GazTheFox]

Yep.

And everyone is going even more bonkers over it (some have good reason, but I think my country, England shouldn't worry so greatly)

[rascalpound]

Holy shiza a girl in halo

[zazzoa]

1.-copy and paste

2.-paste it in 2 different videos

3.. hold breath for 10 secs

4.-Think how much of a idiot you are for beiliving this

[H0rizon1]

Or maybe your an idiot for spelling 'believing' wrong?

Woop.

[zazzoa]

well, i just copied it really

i dont give a shit if the one who did make this can't spell

[glyphion]

OMG A GIRL THIS IS AMAZING! lol

[spartan1hg]

mmmmmmmmmm sheis so pretty

[JepoH3nkka]

A Giiirrlll????!!!!!!!

[altoid2k4]

WHOA, WAS THAT A GIRL?!?!?!?

[dudleland]

i knOW FUCK SAKE!!!

[BamBamNinja]

i dont get why some people freak out about girls on XBL (i kno some people are joking) but really im surprised some have mics in cuz then they get harassed by pervy 12 year olds.

[XDDolmioXD]

I don't wanna talk with a mic in Halo. Cause I got a lot of stupid comments xD. But whatever - it's worth it when they get owned by a girl xD. OMG! All the screaming!! It's so fun xD

[nikhello111]

it's fucking weird there's loads of girls on left 4 dead.

[CheesusTheGreat]

are you sure that they are not 12 year olds?

[Drake14161337]

12 year olds don't sound like girls. I have some 12 year old friends and some sounds like they're 16. I hate 12 year old harassment. It's freaking stupid. Should I say 40 year olds sounds like they're dying when they're not? Or should 12 year olds say wee sounds like [insert good example here]?

[maddogs1000]

yeah i have some friends on live that arnt that much older then 12 and they arnt so bad but im 16 and ppl call me 40 all the time for some reason idk why

[BassManiac07]

Yeah.

[CheesusTheGreat]

true, I also have some 12 year old friends who found like 15/16 year olds....

BTW- the only reason why people harass 12 year olds on XBL (and possibly other consoles) is that they are too young for the games that they play, and are more likely to be influenced by the game material....

but that is mostly emphasised by the media, which they blame video games for all that shit

[jaredb4213]

I notice that same shit. I've never seen so many on XBL except for on Left 4 Dead. I wonder why that is.

[DSJeffers]

lol.. yeah pimping on XBL sure aint easy..

[gmanleader0]

he should've said "even me"

[johnnyh117]

lol omg a girl mmmmm..... she's so pretty haha that was hilariuos

[SwiftOmega]

OMG ITS A GIRL!?

[PrincesTomboy]

wtf...

[pawletoe]

lol

[KenshiUchiha]

jesus a pimp and a girl all that was missing was a monkey!

[HaloforDummies]

fail

[Zokmag]

OMG A GIRLQ!!1111!!

[scarface199408]

OMG AN IDIOT!!!!!

[ycrippledninja]

LAWL Peace My Brother LAWL

[bijm007]

omg Its a girl. ROTFLMFAO!!!

[Nebr66]

wow, i wish i had an Xbox in my kitchen like the girl at the end

[LIANGE1011]

HAHAHAHAHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHHAHHAH­AHAHAH kk i got a joke............how many girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?...........bitch can cook in the dark

[AwesomeAndReal]

? what ?

[Symph89]

???????

[kripking4lyfe]

haha why dont you just pick up the phone? haha! omg a girl? hah mmmm she was pretty, lmao

[schrin]

man that picture of that pimp masterchief

is awesome whahaha

[halo24evr]

"Peace my brother" XD

[fragclone]

OMG its Jesus!!!! XD lol

[ProjectD13X]

lol 1 hand claping

[Dadrumdrummond]

the omg a girl one was good...

[dreadful0chicken]

if there were less perverts and retards online gaming wouldn't be almost exclusively for males

[DeusFps]

What.