Ke$ha - Mr Watson - Lyrics

[brynnu04]

oh hetalia i wan to get with u

i wont tell a soul what we're gunna do ;)

wanna get my hands in your army pants

russia china !

wht cha' gunna do?

cuz see i am comming onto you <3

[sickofjessii]

We've all been in this position. :) Although its totally wrong, it's still funny the idea of making a nerdy but sexy teacher uncomfortable that makes me like this song.

[SweetyGirl3121]

@wickedskater42

Ieww that's gross

I'm gonna barf seriously ;D

[beamodel1]

mr fitz from pretty little liars

[mallorynielsen]

i really like this song my email is mallory.nielsen@hotmail.comm but i have no clue what a pm is lol

[Bluepenguinily]

ezra fitz. (;

[laura151511]

@Bluepenguinily like 65897469485 people have said that xD

[Bluepenguinily]

reminds me of ezra fitz. (;

[XxherbestnightmarexX]

I have a Teacher kink...

[irokthebox2013]

Hahahha my last name is Watson :P

[mirandawerner]

Could u please send me that song mirandawerner@yahoo.com thanks :))

[mirandawerner]

Will u please send me this song mirandawerner@yahoo.com thanks :))

[0933913224]

End song :

Taylor Swift - Thug story ft. T-Pain xD

[0933913224]

My teacher is Mr. Watson ;)

[fantasyfreak089]

lol this song reminds me of my math teacher when i was a senior XD

[TheFantageGurls]

thers a teacher at my skool named mr watson he hita on all my friends grabs their butts and calls them hot

[hippyxhaley]

my history teacher wasn't named mr.watson, but i do have a MASSSSSSSSSSSSSIVE teacher crush on him. <3

[sammiluff]

This sounds like what every guy thinkgs about Ms. Kempf

[sammiluff]

This sounds like what every guy thinkgs about Ms. Kempf (shes a total whore.)

[sammiluff]

This sounds like what every guy thinks about that slutbag of a teacher Ms. Kempf. She is so stupid, we all know how she got (and is keeping) her job. Sometimes she would even walk in like five minutes late and her hair would be messed up and everyone knew what she had been doing (but who knew who it was with.) And to make it worse is she has a boyfriend of like seven fricken years!!! Shes such a whore

[NoRmAlIsOvErRaTeD515]

this reminds me of dont stand so close to me!!!! :)

[TiAiSsOcOoL98]

actually she likes fat guys with beards

[lagoonablueluver]

@TiAiSsOcOoL98 and guys who cant see well. (so they cant look at other girls :P) she said it in an interview. :)

[85637787]

My Spanish teachers name is Mr. Watson O.O"

[19BlueJuneBug19]

My friend has a teacher named Mr. Watson!

unfortunately he looks like a total creeper ;(

[muffinsluffer]

Lalalalalalalalalala~

[2910cristian]

i dedicated this to my french techar...at the end i hooked up with him

[ReadMyCrimsonLips]

Change it to Mr Billington and it's perfect ;)

[ismileex68]

LMFAO I HAVE A HISTORY TEACHER NAMED MR WATSON. after hearing this song, i could NEVER look at him the same....

[lilwabitgirl]

i knewsomeone who had a teacher called mr watson, they called him dr watson though

[MidnightBlondie97]

People;; let's respect the older men (30-45) who are actually good looking :DD.

I had a sub once , mmm-mm.

&& my gym teacher.

&& my history teacher.

;DD.

[IAmMeh4ever]

could you send that song to me?

[IAmMeh4ever]

i want that song :T

[kittykaty233]

Poor sherlock...

[WolfEars]

MMMM. Coach Lewis :) i love his baby blue eyes and his khakis :)

[xSakuraxHatakex]

I have the biggest crush on my history teacher X_X

T.A <3

[Keshasebert24]

I have a teacher named Mr. Watson!!!

[Missoscarnominee101]

All I can think of is Sherlock Holmes. xD lulz.

[ConverseSk8erGirl]

ahhaha, Ke$ha your too much <3 ily !

[TheBlackSwan888]

this scares me. cuz the head of my school is named Mr. Watson. and he is old. and has gross teeth. and is old! DX

[LittleMissCaia]

24 People are named Mr. Watson.

[SakuraHaruno824]

I have a teacher named mr.Watson :D he wears khaki pants Every day :D

[SakuraHaruno824]

Can I get the song? Please? X/ I want it. Please.

[dialjforjuicy]

oh god, this whole song describes how i feel about a guy....hes my dads age,hes not handsome,(nowhere near) but i find him so sexy. hes not a teacher though, and there's no way on earth i could be with him but i want him so bad. -_- can't believe a kesha song describes part of my life. lol.

[earlie789]

I got this on my kesha animal album by instead of the song Stephen it was replaced with mr.Watson

[lhaloween]

ThUG SToRY

[missblondie2000]

Now Ke$ha is still in school? Oh well more to love about her!!! :)

[CoverProductionz]

oh and then there's my geography teacher..

[BrooklynGirl11]

Mr. Watson made all those accounts and disliked this video.

[DemiLovato1112]

My french teachers name is ms.watson o.o

[JasmineRose03x]

My history teacher is called Mr Watson :l

[thatgirlwhoskates]

Here's to betting ke$ha was failing the class!

[JennaJoker]

Oh god mine was Psychology and human geography. I swear to god its all the history and science classes

[zebralicious102]

it's like aria from pretty little liars, how she got with mr fitz XD

[ekogrand]

doesn't someone sound like a w.horeXD

[SexiifiedGlitterChic]

ke$ha's favorite subjects were math and history... coincidence?? i think not lol

[cdoherty95]

i want this song! Send it to me!

[smorepup]

Reminds me of aria from pretty little liars

Thunmbs up if you agree

[smorepup]

thumbs up if this reminds you of Aria Montgomery from Pretty Little Liars

[TheFantageGurls]

thers a teacher at my skool named mr.watson and he calls girl students sexy to ther face..........

[lighshayymin]

My teachers named mr.watson (A lot of people find him very handsome XD but i dont like him 0-o) Hes 28 and dosn't know who Ke$ha is! They belong together -_-

[KibaStrawberryLove02]

This is just like my math teacher smokin sexy !!!~ X///3

[claregaga]

oh how i think my teachers good looking but my friend goes and tells him but damm he`s hot!

[omickiyousofine010]

OHMYGOD! I HAD A HISTORY TEACHER NAMED MR.WATSON! WE SHOWED HIM THIS SONG... he didn't find it as funny as we did. o.o

[lagoonablueluver]

@omickiyousofine010 XD lol

[ismisebiebersgirl]

@omickiyousofine010 thats actually so funny :)

[brandi13blondish]

Algebra class :)

[KerstenFreakinNoel13]

she just needs to change history to math and mr watson to mr thomas AND IT WILL BE PERFECT <3

[GoMeggie]

this song is like my life, except all my teachers are hairy and scary.

[Lexiwhitesiderox]

@GoMeggie Funniest freakin thing ever anything i've ever heard ever.

[Funkofalltrades]

I had a Mr.Watson last semester

[wwhitebird]

love this song sent it to meh A.S.A.P! :D

[FOREVERshelby1]

Who the hell would dislike this it's soooo funny I crack up every time I hear it!!

[sammi3nate]

my friend molly loves my history teacher mr carlson and she hates this song but she sings it a lot and i LOVE this song sooo much

[minovioyyoporsiempre]

i have a teacher named Mr. Watson and his 26 years old, with muscles, and a beautifull hair and a smile.

[minovioyyoporsiempre]

i have a teacher named Mr. Watson and his 26 years old, with muscles, and a beautifull hair and a smile

[sammi3nate]

i love this song sooooooo much

[jerseyshorewhore86]

As soon as I heard this song, I thought of Aria and Mr. Fitz from Pretty Little Liars :D

[NANAxOZAKI]

Haa ! It's Like my story with an history teach :$

[TheMilochick]

Weird....i have a history class with a teacher named Mr. Watson...this is extremely odd. Ke$ha what have you been doing?

[WhoCares7991]

I had a history teacher named Mr. Watson.

It was really awkward because after I heard this song that's what came into my mind when I went to history *vomit*

[xxJoeJonasluver555xx]

This reminds me of my friend xD

[MoxieBratz]

hii



[thebrodcastinggirls]

u know thiz song iz acctely in itunes i have it on my IPhone ( im only 11)

[XDcraziXD]

MR. CAUSARANO<3

[MariMarlin1]

I can imagine a teacher named Mr.Watson listening to this just like.. O.O I needa find Kesha !!!

[soccerskull99]

my history teacher just got a mohawk beat that totally awesome

[AnnaConda1209]

*In class, I'm listening to YouTube on my computer with headphones, I have a female teacher*

Me: Oh boy, I just can't wait for history class.

History class teacher: You're already here!

Me: It's my favorite hour of the day!

Teacher: Really? That's great!

Me: Up on the chalkboard, I just love your ass.

Teacher: O.o Wait, we're both female. What are you talking about?

Me: When you write notes that shake shake shake!

Teacher: O.O What?

Me: *Takes off headphones* Oh, hi Mrs. S! How are you?

[xSakuraxHatakex]

@AnnaConda1209

Thats the funniest thing I have read all day xD

[JuliaKrystinaCongedi]

I used to Fancy my Pe teacher but he left :P

[ToshakuraXSakon]

My tennis teacher....Dayumn :B

[ThePINKprinses]

mr watson what will you think when you hear this song? 8D

[ThePINKprinses]

keshaaa

i wanna git with you !

i wont tell a soul what were gonna do!

wanna git my hhandz down your skirt

kesha kesha watcha gonna do

cuz im comiinnggggggg on to u :3

just kidding im a girl.

(:

[cellur111]

@ThePINKprinses lady gaga i want to get with you

i wont tell a soul what were gunna do

wanna get my hand down your meat and condom dresses

lady gaga watcha gonna do

cuz im coming on to u

just kidding..im a boy

[ThePINKprinses]

keshaaa

i wanna git with you !

i wont tell a soul what were gonna do!

wanna git my hhandz down your skirt

kesha kesha watcha gonna do

cuz im coming on to you :3

just kidding im a girl.

(:

[ThePINKprinses]

keshaaa

i wanna git with you !

i wont tell a soul what were gonna do!

wanna git my hands down your skirt

kesha kesha watcha gonna do

cuz im coming on to you :3

just kidding im a girl.

(:

[xTaylorFrigginLynnx]

@superstewcat . Your stupid . Get a life .

[ashleybrooke6071]

Mr. Slater, I want to get with you:D

[JennyDinosaurRAWR]

aha, i havee a crushh on ma favee subb, Coach Allen<3((; He Subss For Ma Sometimess For Ma Sciencee, History<3, && Home Ec[[Egg Babbies, Baby Yolko(:]]

[Ingerstyle]

my fav kesha song for sure!

[theoriginalmeh]

There's a Spanish Teacher in my school named Mr. Watson. O_O

[Suzumii]

i´d prefer martin freeman-watson ._.

[Electra2012]

My Global His. teacher is soooo hot!!!!!!!!! too bad his name isnt mr. watson :(

[Kalynrox12]

i want thi$ $ong!! Can you send it to me? thanks i will send you a message with my email later

[Ingerstyle]

What's the song at the end af the video called??

[Ingerstyle]

What's the song at the end of the video called??

[chickOfpersia]

LAAAWWWWL<3

[MoxieBratz]

i bet mr. watson is a 44 year old man with a mistache,baldness,and,glasses

[laura151511]

@MoxieBratz no! Ke$ha likes beards & long hair!

[wickedwizard22]

this is prime example of why i don't usually judge songs by content XD

[AnnaConda1209]

What's the end song called?

[Crystalettes]

why are the history teachers always men lol... honestly this song is catchy, and a bit disturbingXD

[nikkiaah]

lmao i sing this all the time and sing my teachers name instead of watson XD hes sooooo hot

[chloeblackie1]

Send it tooooioooo mee

[nikkiaah]

LOL i feel this for my math teacher

[singer0403]

Talk about the themesong of mr.Fitz from PLO :) he is soooo sexy:)

[FlyleafKaraoke]

@singer0403 I was just thinking that! He is sooooooooo fucking hot!

[catluva96]

Send it 2 me!!!!

[thebnr1997]

please send me this song

[MsMegaDollar]

I am seriously like in love with my teacher

[1997nutmeg]

Can I dedicate this to a substitute at my school? I call it! lmao

[halohali32]

this song is so sexy lol

[1997nutmeg]

Am I the only one that loves PLL so much that I swich Watson with Fitz? and obviously history with English??? :D (;

[greeneyedgirl235]

My gym teachers name is Mr. Snyder....he wore khaki pants the other day ;) he has big muscels too lol

[kmbwoof]

I had a teacher named mr Watson last year so this was funny yet disturbing

[jewelryismyfriend]

Taylor swift raps?

[pengeny2]

i wonder why she madae this?

[CBuckingham14]

I have one lol that's funny

[loveravenclarae]

hahaaha oh i love this song because the student-teacher at my school is teaching history, and oh what i wouldnt do to get my hands in.... (: well you get the point. :D that boy is fine...he looks just like Ezra Fitz from pretty little liars.

[FlyleafKaraoke]

@loveravenclarae Lucky bastard ;)

[hannahebee72]

my history teacher.. yum. <3

[hannahebee72]

My history teacher.. yumm.(: <3

[SissyBell1]

omg wowwww.....what a slut.

[SissyBell1]

what a slut....

[SissyBell1]

what a slut.

[ThePINKprinses]

Ke$haaaaaaaaa i want 2 get with u

i won't tell a soul what were gonna doooooo

wanna get my handz in yo kaki pantzzz

ke$ha ke$ha watcha gonna dooo?

cuz im cominggg on 2 you !

just kidding im a girl. ><

[ThePINKprinses]

Ke$haaaaaaaaa i want 2 get with you

i wont tell a soul what wer gonna doooooo

wanna get my hands in yo kaki pants

ke$ha ke$ha watcha gonna do?

cuz im coming on 2 you !

justkidding im a girl. ><

[ThePINKprinses]

Keshaaaaaaaaa i want to get with you

i wont tell a soul what wer gonna do

wanna get my hands in yo khaki pants

kesha kesha watcha gonna do?

cuz im coming on to you !

justkidding im a girl. ><

[GangstaBieber]

..................is it just me or does this tune sound familiar? or atleast the chorus!

[Muse4use]

@GangstaBieber The Click 5 "Just The Girl"... at least that's what it makes ME think of.

[vampireshan]

ok so I TOTally understand that most of us crush on our teachers but is it just me or is it usually history and humanities teachers? and maybe the rare exception to the physics teacher.

[laura151511]

@vampireshan no! All the humanities teachers that are male at my school as OLD xD

[LightOfGodKayleeBee]

@vampireshan mine was my math teacher...and english. haha

[indianpearl20]

@vampireshan soooo true, at my school it was just that. ALL the socials teachers and the physics teachers and even science it was crazy, i'm suprised i payed attention in class >,<

[bblover45]

@vampireshan naww man english teachers

[LMFAOes]

@vampireshan LOL yep, or gym teachers and science. Mr.W (:

[theveronicasfan95]

@vampireshan or language ;D

[pssuu]

@vampireshan Wow, I just turned the light bulb on my head on and realized that my teacher crush indeed teaches history. Rofl. And by the way, he's damn hot man.

[LaLaDangerField]

@vampireshan It's ALWAYS history teachers!

[blove2345]

AJLSKDJFLAKSDJF FUCKKKKER okay so I have like a teacher fetish. I swear to God, I always have crushes on teachers. They're too fucking sexy oh my God. THAT WOULD BE SO HOT/illegal but that's fine by me! ;))

[ItssEmilee]

I wish I had a teacher named Mr. Watson

Thumbs up if you agree

[theoriginalmeh]

@ItssEmilee I do have a teacher named Mister Watson. O_O

[Mirbear1997]

@ItssEmilee I do...this is the creepiest song I have ever heard. And he is the weirdest teacher ever.

[BurntSunshine96]

Oh come on, we've ALL had a crush on a teacher at some point !

[FlyleafKaraoke]

@BurntSunshine96 HAHAHAH! No. I wish we had a hot teacher. Might give me some motivations to get better grades >.<

[laura151511]

@FlyleafKaraoke I feel ya.

[XxXJRFLEGETxXx]

my history teacher is mr watson but hes really old

...... and ugly:P

[agnis2]

@XxXJRFLEGETxXx lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FighterXSoubi]

I had the hots for my history teacher too. Mmm



[MalibuSurf8]

my history teacher looks like he is wearing eye lines and mascara and he is hidious

[zeeteamvampyr]

my history teacher is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazypie12]

This should've been on Animal or Cannibal

[Bellascookies99]

this song is a story of my messed life

[6soccerchix]

HOLLYYYY CRAPP MY SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER HAS A DONKK AND HIS NAME IS MR. WILSON!!

[paulinaaa12297]

woahh this song is awkward because i have a teacher named Mr.Waston but hes my science teacher lol

[kkcalley]

the song chorse sounds like a different song i know ?? i just can think of it lol

[1998DARKLOVE]

mr.watsons a perve lol

[emoSASUKEgrl]

Mr.Sallese I wanna get withhh you <33

[Hazelb429]

Theres an intern at my school named Mr. Mcilvain and he is fine ! lol . Everyone thinks he is cute but they call me mrs mcilvain all the time cause I am most obsessed . lol . I have a pic of his car haaa . Gotta love nthis song :P

[BubblsyKat]

good times, goood times

[loolie2000]

poor teacher..... lol

[caligirl19951]

Could u send this song to me? Thanks

[peyluvshockey]

my sis her teachers name is mr watson and he teaches history and he kacky pants

[findmeharry2]

I relate to everyone in here. I wish I was back in middle school... then my friends would sing it with me. Stupid high school. :) Anyways, love the lyrics. ;)