Dj Kris P. - My Dick - Mickey Avalon

[DyRTyClan]

my dick gets all the ladies, yo dick the size of a babies

[jeda212121]

My 5 year old cousin was sitting rapping this whole song and i woke up and i heard him saying "my dick!" i jumped out of my bed and tryed to see what he was listening to. then i saw this. i was laughing sooooo hard!

[funnydude462]

My dick is like a nuke... your dick is like a broken flute

[ronald991]

159 ppl r ashamed of der dicks...

[Pooploser98]

My dick is Big...Yo Dick is still the size of a pigs

[RJ71s]

Roger Smith sent me here

[Fis4finisher]

Heard this on American Dad and had to come look it up :D

[inadification]

this is not music

[tomhulcelover]

LMFAO!!! 2:30 is my favorite part

[elbuskabulla]

my dick the size of the 'like' bar

your dick the size of the 'dislike' bar

p.s. my dick got more than 1,500,500 "views"

[EpicPaintz]

My dick cums a quart, ur dick goes to court!

[XiTheCoDFatheriX]

my dick...use your imagination. yo dick failed graduation from special education

my dick, straight like nail. yo dick, tiny huge fail

my dick will faze ya and amaze ya. yo dick needs a shava

my dick impregnates the seed. yo dick will never ever breed

[XiTheCoDFatheriX]

my dick so big it bursts and needs stitches...yo dick aint ever get no bitches

my dick fucked yo mom...yo dick will never get some

my dick makes the niggers scream...yo dick is a justin beiber theme.

my dick it makes the girls freak...yo dick sees a man and starts to leak

my dick so big it nearly popped....yo dick looks like it got cropped

[awesometrickshot]

We get it youre dick is bigger

[darkarbiturerage117]

my dick......... nuff said

[Trance3happiness]

Seriously? You guys fail.. -______-

[SilbLPS]

my dick found osama your dick is like searching for waldo

[TheTrollOfTheTube]

My dick is a monster cock.... Yo dick like a piece of chalk

My dick is the alpha male.... Yo dick is small and pale

My dick holds bitches hostage..... Yo dick like vienna sausage

My dick like a limousine.... Yo dick is like a preteen

My dick thick like a coke can.... Yo dick broke and has no fans

My dick plays in clear HD..... Yo dick plays in 240p

[deathawaits22]

@TheTrollOfTheTube no no its My dick thick like a coke can...yo dick was chopped off by a fan

[Canteen926]

stupid

my dick is very, very big

your dick is not very big

okay, we get it

[myfamily1st1]

my dick iz large like king kongz yo dick lookz like a leprachaunz

[eliasirbouh101]

my dick.... OH STFU AND ENJOY THE SONG!!!! :D

[sharpenxbox]

best song



[skinnyjeanme]

My Dick Is Hot Like A Fever .....Yo Dick Look Like Justin Biebers.

[clondono2]

@skinnyjeanme Dude this shit is funny as fucckkk!



[killshot13000]

Everyone,if your DIck is bigger than a Bridge......see a doctor......please?

[crabycris18]

my dick chokes the girls your dick couldnt choke a squeirlle

my dick loves the booty your still plays call of duty

my dick bigger than a truck your dick never ganna get fucked

my dick broke my fan your dick aint much bigger than your hand

my dick puts the girls out of order your dick not much bigga than a quater

my dick huge and fat your dick looks like a hunchback

[nonasianfilms]

my dick mightier than Zues - yo dick hung its self from a noose

my dick makes all the girls smile - yo dick looks like a small childs

my dick mean machine - yo dick drama queen

my dick rough as leather - yo dick soft as a feather

my dick big as a mountain - yo dick spurts like a fountain

[geronimoordie]

My dick can kill chuck norris, your dick cant even keep with the chorus.

[BendikTV]

My dick is big your dick is not

My dick get pussy, your dick dont get that

My dick is very long, your dick is not

My dick is strong as hell, your dick is not

My dick is nice, your dick is not

[nakednewsblogs]

My dick on the TV set, Yo dick gets licked by your pet

My dick in yo mama's ass, Yo dick wishes it was

My dick so big you can't park it, Yo dick down like the stock market

My dick fought in Viet Nam, Yo dick comes in a can

My dick drives a Viper, Yo dick wears an adult diaper

My dick killed Osama, Yo dick limp like Obama

My dick has its own zip code, Yo dick hard like a lymph node

[grimreaper8537]

my dick bigger than your imagination, yo dick in special education

my dick always getting laid, yo dick got aids at a gay parade

my dick hung like david carradine, yo dick needs a vaccine

my dick on the yankees payroll, yo dick in your boyfriends butthole

my dick bigger than the earth, yo dick looks like papa smurf

my dick always gettin love, yo dick meganslaw.gov

my dick an overnight sensation, yo dick pre-mature ejaculation

[arsamservatyari1]

my dick bigger then anaconda, ur dick smaller then a cobra

[arsamservatyari1]

my dick bigger then bigger then a anaconda, ur dick smaller then a cobra

[mrpndaman129]

finally a video with good quality

[evansmatt93]

lol

[ninpou21]

My Dick don't need to pretend - Yo Dick has no friends

My Dick is long like bamboo - Yo queefs when you move

My Dick skeets like a land slide - Yo Dick smells like it died

My Dick is the female pleaser - Yo Dick pleases Justin Bieber

My Dick stays hard when i smash - Yo Dick is in your dads ass

My Dick smells fresh and clean - Yo Dick looks like a fried bean

My Dick hangs down to my knees - Yo Dick burns when you pee

My Dick flipped your girlfriends wig - Yo Dick snapped off like a twig

[EllMerrill]

Beeeeest !!!!!!!!!!! ;))))))))

[lordyossable]

what the hell is this bullshit at the end of the video?

[spongebob3601]

haha clean

[peachesj213]

My dick has a lot of girth, your dick same size since birth!!!

[mattisbosslike]

MY DICK IS LIKKE CHINA , YO DICK OH WAIT ITS A VAGINA

[kukluxklan3]

152 people let their girl go

[sethjackson11]

My dick... nuff said

[Jaymes420]

my dick, blows louder than a nose, your dick,is like shaq's free throws

[589adam]

my dick will go to yoga.

[CJarrard2010]

@589adam yo dick fruit roll up

[zealot256]

A livestream with Hutch brought me here. xD

[MrShmegmah]

151 people got their dick touched by their uncle

[minhnguyen96]

lol i hoped you guys liked it

[eplanti]

FRUAD! you don't put ur name before the artist!

[MrDoMiniCanPrinCe881]

My dick cant even fit in your girl, your dick smaller than a squirrel

[Zubiahino]

MY DICK



[MrFriendlyFella]

lol'ed



[ggglo1]

lol i was listing to this and my mum was like "What the hell are y are u listing to a song about dicks?" me: ummm i wasnt,.,,,,,

[MrDrugsarebad]

i dont recall it in harold and kumar go to whitecastle but i know it was in american dad

[Razzlelikescandy]

@MrDrugsarebad it was,when they go to the buttomless pool party

[TheReeturd]

lol my dick rumbles in the jungle your dick got touched by your uncle ROFL

[xXxReApEr316xXx]

whose the girl in 1:42!!!!!!!!

[MonkeyButt271]

@xXxReApEr316xXx isn't she from i love u beth cooper

[Razzlelikescandy]

@xXxReApEr316xXx she stars at the series heroes =x

[SammySnickerdoodles]

Best...song...evar. No doubt. Haters, go to hell.

[TheDagwood100]

its loves fred not sweat

[lmsidk]

Wtf Harold and Kumar? I just hope little kids wont start to sing this...

[JJustin0727]

Tour dick could of shop lifted THRIFTY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! this song is to funny!!!

[tritown85]

nice i love yo put the pics on and tht girl haha got to let yo girl go

[TheAced71]

my dik bigga than the earth

yo dick same size sence birth

[nakamori123]

what sucks is im filipino hahaha but whatever my dick like jesus

[agsskillmen]

my dick is as hard as iron man

yo dick is like an aluminum can

[fizygirl18]

ahhh!!! "we got dicks like jesus!" love this song!

[MrCountryboy778]

i love this shit man hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha­ha

[geronimoordie]

My dick, gets all the fat girls

Your dick, gets whoever you want.

[HaruhiMariotaku]

@geronimoordie ??? then my dick's better XD

[Antidunecooncheese]

@geronimoordie

lolololol

[AkronSkater13]

my dick tall as the eiffle yo dick make girls go suicidal

my dick got a nice tan yo dick gets blowed by a man

my dick bigger than a house yo dick smaller than a mouse

my dick make black ppl gasp yo dick makes asian ppl laugh

my dick bigger than china yo dick.......oh wait its a vagina

my dick really really long yo dick......dude ur wearin a thong

my dick bigger than yos yo dick dont work on hoes

my dick big yo dick little

[TheTriXGaming]

@AkronSkater13 Thats good dude

[AkronSkater13]

@TheTriXGaming thanks



[coolkat042495]

my dick spits like a llama, yo dick is dead like osama,

[Skylinerev]

chiminey? 

[Imananimegod]

If his dick has more mass than the Earth, then we're living on his dick? Fuck...

[stevesholiday]

dicks like jesus O_O



[geronimoordie]

i have a dick that smells like a turtle

[ZzxJESUSJESUSxzZ]

my dick is some funny shit....

[ZzxJESUSJESUSxzZ]

this is some funny shit...

[TylerRandom]

thanks american dad

[MrGabe98728]

well the cum shot from 'my dick' killed chuck norris...

[lavaunv]

i love this song its really funnny

[tiffzeatlow6]

150 people's dicks have an HIV.

[DMTwannaB]

@tiffzeatlow6 What's an HIV?

[MrNoface666]

@DMTwannaB something your mom gave me nahhh im jk

[DMTwannaB]

@MrNoface666 that's rude

[Imananimegod]

@DMTwannaB This entire song is rude...who cares..lol

[DMTwannaB]

@Imananimegod What about readling all of it dummy?

[tiffzeatlow6]

@DMTwannaB Look it up. ;)

[DMTwannaB]

@tiffzeatlow6 I've done that now and everytime I only find HIV. I can't find 'an HIV'

[TeamSmokenToken]

my dick...gets hairy by night.. your dick shrivels up in the light!

my dick...wont even bend... your dick smaller then your girlfriends!

my dick...Heaver then lead...your dick Nuff said!

my dick...Mr.Right.. your dick look asight!

my dick...Made into a movie!.. your dick out dated like the word "GROOVEY"!

my dick...gets more ass then a toilet seat...your dick look like old spoiled meat!

my dick...impossible to forget!... your dick sits on CHAT ROULETTE!

[homegDude]

i hav to sigh in to see this wtf

[dr77pedersen77]

jizz



[TheMageHax1ng]

148 people got teh H.I.V

[skater851000]

148 peoples dick went strait to dvd

[gmcglothern]

147 people ate at the dick luncheon

[amandapriencess93561]

wow dis is disgusting



[EraTheArtist]

Wha was that song in the end?

[JakaxBone3672]

My dick bigger than the ocean

Yo dick just says "oh shit"

[msjohnosn16]

My dick , rumble in the jungle...Yo dick got touched by yo uncle! my fave part... lol

[littlmoore44]

145 people have a dick that needs work.

[Theacb111]

Hey, I really like your song "My Dick" and I have put at least 100 views for you, and I am trying to use it in a project for school. But you do not have an instrumental. :(

Can you post an instrumental?? I mean, there is that re-creation and it is really cool, but it ends 50 seconds short. Is there anyway that you can do it for me??

[mergfkt]

@Theacb111 You're kidding, right? The first 9 seconds are looped for the entire track.

[Theacb111]

@mergfkt no ... then it doesn't have the same sound. doesn't matter, the projects done.

[sissaspissas]

fucking great

[MrTechnorway]

LOL

144 persons was the "your dick person"

[TheEric228]

Heard it From Harold & Kumar escape from G Bay.

[TkLv00]

herd dis shit 3 yrs ago , was my fav at the time lol ! miss this shitt !

[sointomusic]

Died laughing when he sed yo dick look liek Gary Coleman ! hell naww lmao

[gabeluvsbonnie]

seananners brought me here o.e

[punkgirl12894]

i love this song i listin 2 it like all the time

[BboyNsnow4life]

thank you Harold and Kumar

[3klazzick]

@BboyNsnow4life haha! thats hu brought me here:D

[cyberguy4]

that picture of the "girl" is soooooooooo scary

[cocokrispies213]

hahaha my dick is bigga than a bridge

[9RaoulDuke]

my dick looks like a polish sausage... your dick makes every woman nausious.... my dick could make anyone famous... your dick belongs in an anus...

[commanderGOOSE]

@9RaoulDuke thats terrible

[fehdrummer]

@sexybabycupcakepink ino right? jesus was middle eastern, who wants a dick like that?

[TheLynxPk]

My dick killed Osama, Your dick Suicide Bomber

[CyndiLu18]

Lol screw if American dad brought you here, Thumbs up if Harold and Kumar Escape from guantanamo Bay! Lol

[diedtome45]

@CyndiLu18 american dad kicks harold and kumars crappy ass movies ass

[AtomicoGames]

@diedtome45 u sir are a dumb fuck

[suthrnboi79]

@CyndiLu18 entarouge sounded off and I heard it again on american dad WHICH IS FUNNY AS FUCK so for a song named MY DICK you are pretty fucking up tight, maybe that is what you need is MY DICK or a beer, jus sayin.

[yondaimegenesis]

@CyndiLu18 harold and kumar first then american dad

[AlphaBearRS]

Thumbs up if u came her eafter watching Herald and Cumar! L0L!

[lilaussie1996]

My dick goes out and teases, Your dick disappointed jesus

[kenken361]

they kind of went to far

[hed2015]

Isnt a broken vending machine bigger than M16?

[ThePewpewz]

@hed2015 I don't think he's referencing the size, rather the functionality.

[gogeterdone]

future alcoholic baby with gian eyes for the win bitches 0:23

[69in89]

2:02 I know no one cares, but that's an M203

[gogeterdone]

@69in89 good eye

[gabeluvsbonnie]

@69in89 its an m16 with an m203 attachment -sigh-

[69in89]

Though it's not the right time to say it, RIP Gary Coleman

[ashleyatf1]

thumbs up if american dad didnt bring you here it was harold n kumra!!

[aleckzstiffler]

143 people were touched by there uncle

[TheBadShaman]

Funny how a white dude sung this...

[hed2015]

WTF IS IRONMAN doing at the end?

[freedomsk8park0]

the people 143 people that disliked these have small dicks!!

[Scarr0Corps]

well to pass all of you bitches my dig is so big it smacked god in the face! beat that o yeah it went in his wifes ass lol!

[rennaT2000videos]

fckin love this video

my dick bigger than china your dick o wait its a vagina

[rennaT2000videos]

fckin love this video

[asalvador67]

I Got This Song From Harold N Kumar

[basketball1836]

@asalvador67 same here... fuck american dad.

[hed2015]

@1231Samb Ikr harold and kumar is the best!

[JoshAlanMcphail]

@bab804 fuck ya!

[illacorp]

143 people has tiny wangs

[devon0627]

thumbs up if harel and cumor brought you here

[roxy420dash]

@bab804 hahahah heck yea!!

[Flaargleberry]

@1231Samb, Fuckin' yeah, Great film just finished watching it

[victoriaafrances]

my dick: 8=====================D~ (;

[oohsunchips]

My Dick Blocks Out the Sun, Yo Dick you don't got one

My Dick Hot Topic,Yo Dick Microscopic

My Dick Big For Sure, Yo Dick Premature

My Dick Just Had Sex, Yo Dick Never Gets

My Dick MVP, Yo Dick H.I.V

MY Dick Too Much To Take, Yo Dick Will Break

My Dick Takes it Nice And Slow, Yo Dick Wheres Waldo?

[sugarrush555]

ps the American Dad this was on was a week or two ago... titled "Liscensed to Till" hope that helps below comment

[sugarrush555]

OMG!!! American Dad TOTALLY brought me here! I was jammin when Steve was walkin down the hall and PRAYING there was more to the song...sure enough...easy as pie...I put in "My Dick" and BAM! long song...happy me!! cool song

[beestjah]

@bab804 me 2!!!!!

[TheClodfather]

my dick has length and girth, your dick hasn't changed since birth