Rick Perry; Play him off Keyboard Cat! (ORIGINAL)

[lushfauna]

I'm gunna cut some departments 3 of em the department of uhhh ummm uuhhhh ummmm

Ron Paul you fken shmucks!

[warrengonline]

Did we ever find out the third one yet?

[themanman870]

@warrengonline Energy.

[warrengonline]

@themanman870 Thanks!!!

[mrpossibilities]

Did third Agency of Government died?

[alirizwan09]

LOl although Rick Perry seemed very stupid there, more then half of you don't even know it yourself. So stfu.

[Hoopla151]

@alirizwan09 Why would we know what he wants to cut?

[xSeppuku]

@alirizwan09 Why would we need to know? He's the one debating.

You're a moron.

[alirizwan09]

@xSeppuku why are you even here then  watching this video?

[DeoxysDNA]

@alirizwan09 But I'm sure more than half us of aren't trying to be president. 

[jakobmichaelcarson]

Ron Paul was laughing his ass off lol

[FaiThN9ne]

Rick Perry is the next Bush. LOL

[aba2185]

@enderseircrj spam

[KingKongBrigade]

Keyboard Cat lives!

[Water4Jeremiah]

When Rick Perry gets sober for a moment he can't speak, but I don't think his problem is alcohol. You see Christopher Hitchens can be chain-smoking drunk dying of cancer and he still says brilliant stuff.

(Who knew religious beliefs are more rotting to the brain than cancer?)

[felya420]

there are three reasons why this man needs to be elected... there are 4 for the cat...

[Overvallar]

Here's why it's bad:

Everyone forgets words or says the wrong thing. Yet Perry forgot an idea. He couldn't even describe what he meant.

[DillonDee1]

Okay, Keyboard Cat is more intelligent than Rick Perry. So what?

[rebello4610]

(cat noises...)

[kingpineapplez]

C-c-combo breaker!!!!!

[PotentialWhale]

youtube partner's program is a joke. they specifically say you cannot use unoriginal material as a youtube partner, but this rule only applies if they can't make money off you. example: this video, or everything RWJ does.

[MaZe741]

There's 3 reasons why I like this video

The first one is keyboard cat, the second one is Ron Paul, and the Third.... am lets see here...

[rich64bit]

lol, I wanted to see the keyboard cat, who is this Perry guy? oh he is running for president of usa? oops

[AngieMFAK77]

I clicked purely to see Keyboard Cat :)

[DillonDee1]

You think it's an SNL skit -- but, no, this is real

[OhmegadJT]

Sure he forgot the name of the Agency, but his body language is what really hurt him the most. Did you see how he turned to Ron Paul looking for an answer because he knew that he knows better. Waving his hands, swaying back and forth. That is not presidential at all. He never had my vote and never will.

[creaturebotman]

The Republican debate is a mix bag of nuts. Seriously , if you take a step back and look at them all they look like a bunch misfits. This is the best the Republicans have to offer but, on closer inspection I'd say Ron Paul is the sanest one of the bunch. However Ron Paul looks like Mister Rogers. He is able to point out the problems but seems unable to offer realistic solutions other than "Will you be mine? Can you be mine? Wont you be my Neighbor.". But one things for sure. Rick is Done.

[7juaninho7]

He's not getting my vote haha

[smoke489]

Military spending is the elephant in the room everyone ignores.

[KrytakliAklaimd]

oops lol aha

[dizzymasekela]

Rick Perry wants to get rid of the Department of Education cause he wants to make all Americans as incredibly stupid as all the incredibly stupid hayseeds in Texas who voted him Governor.

[JimboVids]

@dizzymasekela

Americans are already stupid because we have the fucking UNIONS running our education system, Dummy.

[dizzymasekela]

@JimboVids Unions made the American middle class. Unions make America great. And don't mess with unions. We just kicked your ass in Ohio. Hayseed.

[JimboVids]

@dizzymasekela

Unions are a drag on the economy. Unions only contribute their dirty money to the faggot Liberals. And Unions didn't kick anyone's ass except thier own.......watch all the lay-offs to come shortly, Dumbass.

[Sylinic]

@JimboVids Extremely unintelligible, which admittedly isn't your fault, for you get all your news and form your opinions from Fawx Noise.

[mrfreedomdemocracy1]

What do you expect from Republicans? They cannot even remember want they want to cut because these are only electoral talking points without substance.They want to cut education (America 23rd in Math) and look what we have in these debates of ignorant goats!!! REPUBLICANS SHOULD ONLY CUT ONE THING ... THEIR TONGUE!!!

[yourtubenetwork]

The Gregory brothers are coming..... I'm sure they saw this one.

[MamoDad]

morans for Parry!!

parry is sooo smart and onederfull!!! he b a grt guvnr and prezident to!! woohoo!!

[KILLIAN2012]

I didnt believe that anyone could have been dumber than the last one

[gargantacortador]

9 people are morons

[baobubs]

The problem is americans simply don't vote logically -- it's just a popularity contest. This won't harm his chances, in fact it will probably make him more popular.

[zitaspo]

Perry statements: "Strike one, strike two, and... uhhh.... what was the third one? I honestly can't remember.... Oops"

[RitualLess]

Give props to Ron Paul for the assist... lol

[xiner]

@RitualLess Yay for the racist theocrat!

[42underscored]

The 8 people who disliked this were Rick Perry, Rick Perry's mom and..... Uh.

Never mind.

[rumbler227]

failure to prepare is preparing to fail

[dieptube08]

Rick Perry was so confusing. The best speaker and the smartest was Richard Nixxon.

[quizno1965]

rick perry created 8 accounts to dislike this.

[Charlesincharge42]

Ha! and I thought Bush was dumb!

[pyrovania]

Ron Paul pulled a Jedi mind trick on Perry, there.

[TrollBuster9090]

@pyrovania

"These are not the agencies you're looking for..."

[offwiththefairies77]

Reminds me of Obama and the 57 U.S states he visited. lol.

[johnsomnia]

@offwiththefairies77 Kind of a big difference between using the word "states" instead of "territories" (which include Guam, the Virgin Islands, etc). We're talking about what this guy supposedly believes in. He can't remember that? Pretty derpy.

[marlo999]

@offwiththefairies77 Oh...get off the 57 states thing. There are 57 primaries/caucuses in the various states and territories of the US. That's clearly what he was referring to.

[offwiththefairies77]

@marlo999 Ok ok!!! sheez, i only mentioned it once!

[vachief]

..Right on the ball...Rick...lol

[democratsaresmart]

RICK PERRY , I HATE REPUBLICANS , BUSH LEFT A MESS FOR OBAMA, BUT I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR FORGETTING THE 3 RD , COS I REALIZED WHAT PSYCHOPATH NARCISSIST IS RON PAUL. I KNEW HE HAS LOW TESTOSTERONE, HIS BRAIN TURNS INTO CHILDS STAGE, BUT THANKS TO YOU I SEE THAT RON PAUL IS A SERIOUS PSYCHOPATH, THE BEST PSYCHIATRISTS IN THE COUNTRY WOULD DEFFINATELY AGREE WITH ME, WAKE UP PEOPLE RON PAUL SAYS YES TO DRUGS, RON PAUL IS DR. KEVORKIAN IN POLITICAL COAT! NARCISSISTS NEVER WORK AS A TEAM!

[samn100]

@democratsaresmart LOL I LOVE TYPING IN CAPS LOCK TOO

[democratsaresmart]

@samn100 YOU HAVE A CARTOON PIC HOW OLD ARE YOU? HOW WAS THE CHILDHOOD?

[123GlobalFailures]

Sad thing is this man actually made it this far. Oh wait Bush... Time to wake up

[HeroOfChristArchives]

Instant classic.

[nousername21]

Fucking hell another dumb fuck running for the republican nomination...please vote for Ron Paul!

[xiner]

@nousername21 The anti-choice candidate? No, thank you.

[nousername21]

@xiner how is Ron Paul "anti-choice"?

[ckhodgesjd]

@xirfan. Too fucking many!

[coltor9]

He should just do away with his Ni99erhead Ranch, maybe?

[verisimilitdude]

Ron Paul trolling with EPA rofl

[UCVibes]

You can almost see in Ron Paul's face "boy what an idiot."

[PureEvilJester]

@UCVibes as funny as that would be. "EPA?" came from his other side, that's why he turned his head the other way.

[UCVibes]

@PureEvilJester look at Ron Paul when Rick Perry says, "I Can't". Ron Paul looks like he is saying you are an idiot.

[brydon189]

All of my upvotes to you sir

[yumagetbullet]

ohh this is so pure

[AtomicTestBlues]

More Keyboard Cat!

[stirmind]

@AtomicTestBlues More COWBELL! LOL!

[TrollBuster9090]

Finally I understand the main reason why Republicans are in favor of shrinking government.  They can't remember the names of more than two agencies. (Mind you, that never stopped Reagan.)

[TheElle91]

Ron Paul was lol'ing hard over there

[baraqiyal]

Keyboard Cat for president.

[websnarf]

Adios Rick Perry. You made for good comic relief for a while, but this is really too much.

[ch13fw]

@bootray Does this mean we are best friends now.

[makingmusic476]

This is most excellent.

[l2izwan1]

Had he said "Huh?" I would have voted for him.

[stonehengeeee]

"But you can't name the third one?"

"Huh?"

[delusionnnnn]

He's willing to get rid of education, and he's clearly willing to lead by example.

[RWRizzo]

Looks like keyboard cat has a higher IQ than Rick Perry!

[ChiefAce77]

Ricky Perry, what a damn moron! How did he ever get elected?

[PathogensQuest]

@ChiefAce77 Because Texas. That's why.

[boonpatrol]

goodnight sweet prince

[fioslags]

Isn't it energy?

[ironiridis]

@fioslags Yeah, the DoE.

[TrollBuster9090]

@ironiridis

Interestingly, the Department of Agriculture spends more than the Department of Education, the Department of Commerce, and the Department of Energy combined. But you never hear any of these Republicans talking about cutting THAT agency, or letting the almighty "free market" determine the price of food once you've stopped giving government handouts to farmers. Funny that.

[bucks100plus]

@TrollBuster9090 I don't get what you are saying?

[UnCivilXLiberty]

@TrollBuster9090 FALSE. Ron Paul vs Ed Schultz: Let's end the Department of Education and the Department of Agriculture

/watch?v=1G6gZuOFsaw

from 2009!

[TrollBuster9090]

@UnCivilXLiberty

Kudos to Paul for not being a hypocrite in 2009. So why has he changed his tune in 2011? Now he's only calling for the elimination of Energy, Education, HUD, Commerce and Interior. Can you cite a recent call by Ron Paul to kill the Department of Agriculture?

[UnCivilXLiberty]

@TrollBuster9090 (part 2) “I thought my first year was energetic enough,” Paul said.

carrollspaperDOTcom/main.asp?S­ectionID=4&SubSectionID=4&Arti­cleID=12910

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

[TrollBuster9090]

@UnCivilXLiberty

Okay, thanks, that's a good one. But, unfortunately, that amounts to Paul telling a small town newpaper (Carroll, Iowa, population 10 000) that he's in favor of getting rid of agriculture eventually, when asked by the reporter why he'd SPARED agriculture from his five agency elimination plan. Are there any recent examples of him saying he wants to eliminate agriculture to a large news outlet? ABC, CBS, CNN, FOX etc., or newspaper with national circulation?

[UnCivilXLiberty]

@TrollBuster9090 So why did he spare the U.S. Department of Agriculture? “I think the Department of Agriculture could be ended,” Paul said. “It’s just there. It’s just how much I could do at one time.” Paul said the government shouldn’t be involved in directing agriculture. “I’m against the farm subsidies,” he said. Paul said states could still “be allowed to deal with agriculture.” Paul said he would deal with killing the other five departments before taking the wrecking ball to ag. (continued)

[FactChecking101]

@TrollBuster9090 Farming is a matter of national security. When the shit hits the fan, we have to be able to feed our people. The Department of Agriculture needs a major overhaul and a new mission, but we should never allow farming to die in America.

[TrollBuster9090]

@FactChecking101

So, giving taxpayer-funded handouts to farmers to keep the price of fructose corn syrup artificially low is a matter of national security, but the secure disposal of nuclear waste (Department of Energy) isn't?

Alright, so what would the Department of Agriculture's new mission be, how would it be organized, and how much would it cost?

[FactChecking101]

@TrollBuster9090 The department of agriculture should prevent the import of produce that we need to produce ourselves for our own security. That's it. Nothing more. The tax payer supported production of high fructose corn syrup is a perfect example of why the government is next to useless.

The department of energy is useless. We haven't built a nuclear power plant in 40 years because of the department of energy. We should call them the department of non-energy.

[TrollBuster9090]

@FactChecking101

Okay, so you'd eliminate the Department of Agriculture and replace it with a tariff or ban on foreign agricultural imports. So you're a protectionist, not a free-market competition type?

The DoE isn't preventing anybody from building new power plants. All they do is regulate safety requirements, and the private sector has determined it's not economical to build them with so many safety regulations. They're always free to build plants in Fukushima, where there are fewer regs

[stmichael71]

@TrollBuster9090 Actually, you do. Ending farm subsidies is on the table of a lot of free market institutes, like CATO or Heritage.

[TrollBuster9090]

@stmichael71

That's true (at least for CATO, I don't know about Heritage), but I haven't seen any of the Republican candidates for President talking about it. Up to and including Ron Paul, who was for cutting the Department of Agriculture before he was against it.

[UnCivilXLiberty]

@TrollBuster9090 For it before he was against it? Other than you manipulating what he ACTUALLY SAID where did you get that from? Please provide a citation where he has said he is against it as you claim.

[fioslags]

@ironiridis so I can run for president right?

[nyustdent]

Keyboard cat for president. That is all.

[chad80210]

Wow, talk about a brain shart?

[alahos]

Thank you Rick! But our agency is in another castle!

[polo1892]

George Bush Jr the 2nd

[ACityInOhio]

Well, looks like Keyboard Cat is still a contender for the Republican nomination.

[Ismft]

looks like he did away with education too soon.

[abe2517]

@Ismft - Looks like his wife and kids don't like it either.

[BPatches701]

@Ismft It sounds like he's trying to copy Ron Paul but doesn't know what anything is called. He wants to do away with "The Department of Education" AW was that so hard to say? Yeah it has nothing to do with closing schools it has to do with keeping the government out of our lives.

[xiner]

@BPatches701 Ron Paul the racist theocrat? No, thank you.

[lushfauna]

@xiner He's not rascist... Theocrat??? Come on you don't even know him at all

[xiner]

@lushfauna Yes, he is a racist, and a wannabe theocrat. You are the one that's ignorant of the candidate. But what else would I expect?

[lushfauna]

@xiner Dosen't Perry have a pet rock named niggerhead? Oh ... Go fly a kite

[IdoloOcelot]

Rick Perry made a second account just to dislike this video.

[neutron7]

@IdoloOcelot

he could not even turn a computer on let alone make a youtube account.

[cmclymer]

Oops.

[NubSty1e]

This is too perfect.

[TormakSaber]

Rick Perry saw this video and disliked it.

[hypeserve1]

Congrats. Fast KC on this video. Well done.

[1977mrjeff]

Needs more Poly Sci classes!!!

[ap92310]

sup

[IdoloOcelot]

"Milk my awesomeness."

[AirPhforce]

Literally every republican is that stupid.

[TormakSaber]

Welcome to the Republican Party!

[Fyren13]

fred more like ded

[taotd]

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