tell it to someone 47 random colors, obscure stuff and things

[conor8262TV]

@dangerouslytalented ok thanks.

[conor8262TV]

Is this china?

[dangerouslytalented]

@conor8262TV No, it's a Buddhist temple under construction by the Maribyrnong river here in Melbourne.

[angrywhenroused]

never mine who won, who lost?

[JTlovesDexter2]

Dear Mr. Talent of the Dangerous kind:

How do you manage to get the hairless parts of your head so shiny? Is vegemite involved?

[cali4niaSon]

Dear DangerouslyTalented,

A couple of weeks ago my neighbor, Mr. Schrödinger, asked me to look after his cat while he was away. I was to feed, water and administer medication due to a recurring life threatening medical condition the cat suffers from. The problem is I have been unable to enter the residence to see if the cat is alright and if I break down the door I'm afraid I might accidentally kill the cat, What do you think I should I do?

[cali4niaSon]

@cali4niaSon

Now that I think about it, I think you may have covered this before, in which case I'll ask you a more important question.

Dear DangerouslyTallented,

I have a technical question for you. I'm having some computer problems at the moment and I'd really like to know if you think I should shoot it or burn it? Mind you, I've already beat on it and kicked it quite severely and still nothing.

In answer to your dovetail question, EVERYBODY WINS with DT!!!

[MrBenjamingeFTW]

Why aren't dragons real?

[SiriusMined]

1) will you ever answer my question on the show?

2) Michelle Bachmann. A bad idea, or the WORST idea?

[noswonky]

Why is Fox news?

[Themasterpiece6969]

Q: What are your thoughts on Occupy Wall Street and the rest of the protest in the rest of the United States?

[chthonios]

I see...

[PrecambrianLullaby]

what is the best place to get a bagel in australia? have you ever had a u.s. bagel? how do ausie bagels pair up? am i better off NOT going to australia for a bagel?

[Knightyme]

Dovetail:

Who won? As always the viewing audience.

Question

Why can't you just have one Pringles chip?

[no2religions]

DT Answer: the other guy.

Q: What would you rather sit though, a 5 hour stint working a gloryhole in a maximum security prison or a full episode of "fox and friends"? Which is harder to swallow?

[Dar0A0Nakk]

My Question did not make it in this episode :(

[Ujames1978]

OBSESSION WITH ASIAN GIRLS FTW!!! X-D

[troy2062]

An example to highlight the capacity of our eyes to adjust for significantly varied light temperatures can be seen in the changes which sunlight undergoes from sunrise to noon.

At sunrise, light temperature is usually around 2000-2300 kelvin. This has changed to around 5600 kelvin by mid-day, yet we do not take any notice.

[fonkymaster]

Question.

What should I ask?

[KaroKoenich]

So, we got a large hole in our ozone layer here in the north as well now. Did you guys from the southern hemisphere hijack that ozone to stuff your own hole? And if yes, can you sell me some sunblocker?

[firefly4f4]

If Autobots were evil and Decepticons were good, would Starscream still be a whiny, scheming b*tch?

[krissyeh]

Q: In this video where the bloody hell are you?

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

@krissyeh No shit?

[krissyeh]

@bamboo4tameshigiri

What the fuck are you going on about "No shit?".

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

@krissyeh I want to know where in the hell he is. 

[krissyeh]

@bamboo4tameshigiri

Don't you think it would have been better if you had worded it better rather than "no shit".

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

@krissyeh I'm currently a US citizen (hopefully soon to be an expat). "No shit" is a term of agreement here for my generation. Translated: "Me too" or "I agree".

[krissyeh]

@bamboo4tameshigiri

Where are you moving to?

Cheers.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

@krissyeh I made contact with the Australian Embassy. I'm also working on making contact with a couple others where English is the dominant language. Seriously. I'm sick of living in the worst country in the civilized western world.

[krissyeh]

@bamboo4tameshigiri

Hey, come on over to the best country in the world. You do know that we have an atheist Prime Minister but unfortunately she is not doing a good job with politics.

If you don't mind me asking what is your field of work? If you don't want to say here you can post on my channel.

Cheers.

PS. If you are a beer drinker our beer is a lot strong than yank beer.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

@krissyeh I was literally raised in a metal fabrication shop. I can do anything construction. I stopped that when the housing bubble collapsed, went to college to study medicine, but I had to drop out for lack of funds (college costs more in the US than anywhere else on earth). I carried a 4.0 all the way up until a few classes short of being able to test as a Nurse. My DREAM is to go to a 4 year college, and then go on to med school. I already have ~2 years of study in medicine, but no degree.

[csbair]

I just want to point out that one of the text ads I got over this video was "Artificial Insemination."

[nishbrown]

DT: Charlie Sheen won. And he continues to win. Didn't you hear?

Q: Would you agree that (insert 5 seconds of wind noise here) is the right thing to do?