Vampire Reunion

[dalesalsa]

Who was the guy in the cowboy hat with the rifle supposed to be...? 

And where is Vampire Hunter D?

[dudupoduappu]

@dalesalsa helsing

[jusk8lp]

Selene and Lestat should be here.

[Halotaku]

And this is why gathering the best vampires from across fiction will never work.

[halo3junkie55]

Akasha? Anyone? No...fuck this...

[cjsummi123]

what the fuck? Where is Adam? What the fuck?

[cjsummi123]

what the fuck? Where is Adam? Seriously? He is on YouTube himself! What the fuck?

[lazerbeam134]

Where was Lestat? D:

[mojoman10k]

who were the 3 vampires that didnt say anytihing

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

Wtf did i just watched??????

[darjpeg]

where... was... ALUCARD?!?!

[222056]

Why does Blade need Buffy and Van Helsing there?

[cjhurst1001]

Wait The had Angel and Edward but the didn't have Spike! Da FUCK!

[4everYGOTAS]

@cjhurst1001 i know! i love spike!

[Gwentheferret]

Wait, can't agree on how to kill them?.... Eh, let's just use all the methods. Something will work.

[cafebrown19]

If its a reunion of vampires why is edward there?

[trillination]

should have added sam and dean for a bonus

[trillination]

wheres decon frost

[princesscya]

buffy,van helsin and blade..awesum

[VeneticDiagram2]

where the fuck is blade???

[Abhraxxas]

@VeneticDiagram2 He's with Buffy and Van Helsing...

[dAntheredalien]

i was waiting for count count

[maddyreid18]

Where's Spike? And Stephen and Damon?

[BFKZ]

Shiiiit...Blade, Buffy & Van Helsing...Those vampires are fuuuuucked. especially edward....because he's gay.

[SmallRocker04]

i was waiting for spongebob to day NOSFERATU

[xMrxWhitexRabbitx]

Where's Keifer Sutherland?



[sajmeister]

Best vampire hunting team up ever :D

[grodskins]

The vamp hunters were blade, buffy, and van helsing unless i missed someone?

[Xfreak41]

Dracula would blow his brains out if he heard of twilight

[xXLiliumOo]

I'm just waiting for Selene to run in and kick all their asses.

[gunterdak]

WTF? I got here from the Hitchens/Blair debate!

[kissymissy08]

that Edward is hotter than the Edward in the movies.

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

@kissymissy08 Stfu.

[combatantlife]

why is angel one of the bad guys?

[KittyCattya]

@combatantlife He's Angelus now. His soul hasn't been returned yet.

[combatantlife]

@KittyCattya Oh yeah. He didnt get the gypsy curse thing yet. Now i remember.Thanks.

[rachelzworld]

WHERES ALUCARS AND SERAS!? :3 they b missin :3!

[rcarass1]

Needs more Lestat.

[princeigor1122]

Hahhahahahhah Anti-coagulate EDTA AAHHAHAHA WTF??

[littlemissdelaney]

Why does Angel have a shaved head?

[suzysuzysuz]

OMG that was funny XD

[supersonicsaiyan1]

Alucard (Hellsing) and police girl should have shot them all, because...

BITCHeS LOVE CANNONS!!!

[pegasusandtiger]

@supersonicsaiyan1 heck yeah!! the whole way through I was going "WHERE'S ALUCARD???!"

[TheTricksterfox]

Where's Alucard? =oP

[Foulhenchman1]

@TheTricksterfox Hes too bad ass to go to a shitty reunion, and would probably end up killing them all anyways.

[afromancer77]

@TheTricksterfox spell Alucard backwards. hes there.

[MASTER1LINK]

OI!! dont fuck around about Angel, atleast he is more vampireish then pussy boy Edward

[ToriTreble]

@MASTER1LINK Angel and Edward mind as well be the same fuckin character.. So sulky and self-loathing..

[MASTER1LINK]

@ToriTreble But he wasnt a pussy like edward :) he would kill ( even though the were demons) but he did turn one hell of a cold shoulder that one time when two vampire's killed a room full of people... Now that takes some real balls, balls that edward dont have

[afroebob]

@MASTER1LINK Count Chocula would still beat the shit out of him.

[MASTER1LINK]

@afroebob Quite possible. But atleast he aint weak like Edward

[afroebob]

@MASTER1LINK well im not going to lie i saw the first movie and despite how stupid it was Edward was strong as shit. Hes just to much of a pussy to do anything.

[MASTER1LINK]

@afroebob true.... plus, the sparkly vampires... damn not so much vampire things

[roflcopterannoysme]

Where is nosferato?!

[zainmehdi]

anti coagulant.....EDTA...its awesome



[sedwaykid]

uuuuuh where the HELL were Louis and Lestat???

[GriffinPilgrim]

@sedwaykid In a corner verbally masturbating as usual.

[darrencrissifyed]

Sparkle!

[sedwaykid]

@darrencrissifyed best part XD

[MrGOFIRETRUCKYOU]

Where is lestat?

[sedwaykid]

@MrGOFIRETRUCKYOU RIGHT!!!

[dublinblubber]

Seven! Seven Vampires!

[MikeNepo]

I half expected Simon Belmont to bust in and whip the shit out of all of them.

[1marinefan]

There all kick ass blade, buffy, van helsing,even angel

[MrMatto91]

who is the guy with the cowboy hat?

[VanVeghel]

@MrMatto91 Van Helsing... The Dutch vampire-hunter who fought Dracula...

[MrMatto91]

At least I don't look like Angel.

Al least I don't sparkle.

[1997Mileyfan]

Didn't see Spikey!!! Oh and was Stephen or Damon in it? I have noooo idea! :)

[karlfranz100]

Blade FTW

[DoctorHilarious]

WHERE'S SPIKE?

[whit3emperor]

rofl

[fluffybunny360]

They forgot Carmilla.

Lesbian vampires all the way.

[twilightwindwaker]

@fluffybunny360 That would be awesome :3.

[7JustME]

who noticed Alucard is Dracula in reverse

[thatonedude243]

Kain would swoop in, usurp that bitch in the cape and take over Nosgo-I mean Earth. All of the other vampires would have to bow down to his will (he's fucking Kain).

[DCdabest]

One Vampire, Two Vampires..ahahaha...*thunder sounds*

[daemon2797]

LOL did someone say count? XD

[LissiiWebber]

Where is Eric Northman :( He's a smexi vampire .... Edward sucks... he's no vampire he's a fairy >.>.... vampires dont sparkle in the sun Stephanie Meyer >.>

[PollyJuice]

@LissiiWebber

True. They smolder. How in the world did she come up with the idiotic idea of vampires being able to walk around in the sunlight? She said in an itnerview somewhere that she had never read up on vampires before she started writing about them, but please - how about researching the basic facts? What's she gonna write next, "Tasty Veal Recipes for Vegans"? XD

[LissiiWebber]

@PollyJuice HAHAHAHAHA That's hilarious omg hahaha but yeah I understand in some books or movies where they say that vampires don't burn up and die in sunlight but it still hurts them and irritates them but sun for vampies is always and should always be harmful to them it's just how it is. I don't like Twilight at all >.>

[xjedixwarriorx]

Lestat would kick all their asses

[13THELUCKY13]

Bloodthiners kill vampires?! Win!

[twilightwindwaker]

@13THELUCKY13 It did in Blade.

[TheHedgehogStudios]

lulz i cant believe he actually used EDTA... Ethaline Diamine Tetra-Acidic acid

[littleangelkai]

@TheHedgehogStudios jajaja Finally someone gets that joke jajaja I love it!!!

[jplabucay]

Where did they got that Vege Blood? 7 Eleven!

[Rozalie14]

If only that guy really DID play Edward.....

[blackbankai21]

actually correction count theres 5 vampires, edward is a fairy.

[LissiiWebber]

@blackbankai21 FINALLLY SOMEONE AGREES!!!!!

[kiarorin]

@blackbankai21 A fairy with a skin condition.

[GriffinPilgrim]

@blackbankai21 That is insulting to fairies. The Fae can actually be pretty badass in some mythologies, I mean a Redcap would have Edward for breakfast. Literally, probably.

[Squashylemon]

@blackbankai21 6 count again

[tigerlily7898]

Im a big fan of twilight books and i found this hilarious

[finmagik]

Lestat shoulda been there. Maybe Anne keeps him locked up.

[MCplBlinky]

@cocoanutt27 If this got turned into a full-length film it would be epic! Think "The Expendables" but with vampires. I would spend some hard earned cash to see that!

[xxxAirmidxxx]

lmao this one is awesome! Not Buffy and Not Angel are in it! HA

[cocoanutt27]

If this sketch were turned into a full length movie including all of the vampires from popular culture, it would end up being the best vampire movie of all freaking time.

[M00beezie]

Blade!

[M00beezie]

Blade!

[MultiSupersuperman]

Lies. That guy is to funny to be Edward.

[lygarx]

Edward is a fairy not a vampire

[VertigoX26]

DID SOMEONE SAY COUNT?!

[rhunin]

Is that Vladimir Putin?

[fireinthebuilding]

btw, where's spike? he's one of the most badass vampires!

[haogar5]

@fireinthebuilding And that's why he wasn't hanging around those losers

[LissiiWebber]

@fireinthebuilding He's the best <3

[GriffinPilgrim]

@fireinthebuilding If you've got one out of Angel and Spike you don't need the other. Same type of vampire.

[fireinthebuilding]

hey, fuck you edward cullen. angel's still pretty hot.

[ok2431]

They should make a movie on Vampire vs Cowboys

[on12nite]

@ok2431 they already did and it stars james woods i think its called vampires or somthing like that.

[Vampiretoshiro1121]

Is the cowboy hellsing?

[saiyinfox]

@Vampiretoshiro1121 yes

[BludyVixen]

@Vampiretoshiro1121 VanHelsing, yes

[GAF1987]

My sister would love this, she watches girly vampire shit.

[Youngblood1701]

Buffy, blade, but whos the cowboy?

[Barthinater]

@Youngblood1701 vanhelsing



[BlitzkriegLee0038]

@Youngblood1701 Eddie Van Halen ( Vanhelsing, don't take the Van Halen thingie seriously -_- )

[moresoshadow]

Who was that cowboy vampire hunter expose to be?

[fernanj003]

@moresoshadow Vanhelsing

[BlitzkriegLee0038]

@moresoshadow it's Vanhelsing ( or Eddie Van Halen should you wish him to be! )

[Spacekidd2]

Angel was awesome



[sophaliceus]

avoid the sun it makes us weak, SPARKLE!!!! :) <3

[dorianali1]

blond chick was hot hot hot ho thoth oth toh toh tohm

[godswhip0288]

Missing Count Vlad from Coppola's Dracula and maybe Orlock from Nosferatu.

[chetes15]

ONE, one vampire..., TWO, two vampires.... hahaha Love that!!

[clamz94]

But where is Orloc?

[LostMind1989]

1:24 sparkle! made me laugh

[DietCoke1217]

FAKE AND GAY!!! that guy is WAY too hot to play edward

[blackishlovah123]

the best was the ending hahaha

[pixigrl26]

OK A.) when Angel is not Angelus (that his vampire name for all of you twihards who are not down with the wheatonverse...cuz I geek like that!!) he is super super SUPER fine!!! and B.) SPARKLE!!!

[KillJoyRD]

Why would Buffy want to kill Angel?

[hahaxohelenn]

@KillJoyRD Well, Buffy did kill Angel in the show.

[crashrj543]

@cashiusTML yup, that's how movies work. Except for captain America. That was nice to see.

[ButtaUsagi]

Hay Hay Hay, leave Angel alone.....and where is Barnabas Cullens? He is one of the most badass vampires out there!

[CashiusTML]

I bet the black guy was gonna die first when they were gonna kill the vampires

[mmgringoire2]

I actually thought this was somethng else, but I am so glad I saw this. I could not stop laughing. The Count was fantastic. And Angel.

[balanceuser]

SPARKLE!!! : D

[anoobys]

But BLADE is also a Vampire. . . o_O

[ZeKe2300]

@anoobys Blade is a Dunpeal/Day Walker.

He's only a half a vampire.

[CIBOYPRODUCTION]

vampires are alive and well

[playradioplay121]

that edward guy is sexy holy, this is SO funny

[bryflip7]

0:01



[VanVeghel]

Van Helsing is right.. I say they put the sparkling emo-pussy down first..

[lavatun]

@VanVeghel agreed..



[AzureHarlequin]

the count beats all these curent day vampires and that especially goes for you mr sparkle you know who you are =)

[HippieBait86]

I love angel!



[potterinu]

@HippieBait86 Spikes better

[hahaxohelenn]

@potterinu Haha, I wish they had Spike in this video.

[dicksteele75]

is that bald guy supposed to be Orlok?

[SteelCrash]

@dicksteele75 no i think he is supposed to be from old film called nosferatu

[dicksteele75]

@SteelCrash Count Orlok IS from Nosferatu

[SteelCrash]

@dicksteele75 relax i just wanted to see the reaction :D

[yassodude]

Van Helsing kicks ASS

[Timlin71]

"Sookie is mine !"

[CommentWriter95]

please say the guy with the rifle and wig was NOT supposed to be from supernatural...

[Ratbagcath]

@CommentWriter95 Do you mean the guy at the end. If so then he's not from Supernatural, he's Van Helsing.

[CoolCarlos1985]

Imagine if Alucard (Dracula) from Hellsing was there, he'd probably laugh his ass off at Edward.

[heihei2300]

@CoolCarlos1985

He would let Seras Victoria rape him XD

[charlottaigirl]

EDWARD IS A WHINY BASTARD.

[kenziebarrett]

"Beware the sunlight, because it makes us weak"

"Sparkle!"

[starsintheireyes14]

Noooo they can't even poke fun at angel.... he's the only true vampire there (except dracula, of course :D)

[2LadyofShalott6]

@starsintheireyes14 HELL YES <3

[SeeingFlyingNuns]

Buffy and Angel FTW!

[BeautifulLyrics01]

Lol the edward Cullen in this looks so much hotter :S

[davidfordapple]

If this is a vampire reunion whats Edward doing there?

[MrMatto91]

May i ask who the guy with the cowboy hat is?

[spamsalot]

@MrMatto91 Van helsing I believe

[1roiboi]

where is Viktor from Underworld?

[sethcril]

that would make an insanely awesome action, horror movie/ not comedy. (but the video is still funny)

[longhronsforeva]

the count is such a boss

[LegendNeiotless]

@longhronsforeva The count should be a boss.  He is the boss of vampires.

[Hal0Sux]

@longhronsforeva That's because he literally is a boss. Boss of vampires xD

[youngmoneytrooper]

wheres Stephan and Damon?

[bevsy101]

hahaha the count:avoid the sunlight it makes us weak edward : SPARKLE :D

[awesomegal56]

Lol I love this video and my fav part is "you don't even have fangs!"

"You don't even have fangs!"

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