Best Sawyer Quotes

[hummelchen4]

This whole episode about this freakin boar was hilarious! I laughed tears! :D

[cardinalrefuge]

this isn't exactly a quote so it's not on this video but that one scene where Sawyer's reading "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" just cracked me up.

[GARDENERSTOES]

son of a bitch! 

[ksajcatb]

that SON OF A BITCH is freaking brilliant !

[ilvytjem]

Well i'll just stop bleeding then!

[zergb0ng]

best character on the whole show, i watched the last season just cause of sawyer

[munch2006uk]

dont worry about it excellent choice

[argurw1]

Josh Holloway looks like Kurt Cobain.

[HJtheminer]

I laughed so hard on 0:01

[ArthurChevelle]

"I don't know. He said he was going to the store to get a pack of smokes!" LOL

[caylashae]

The quote about Locke going to the store to get a pack of smokes was priceless! I burst out laughing when I first saw that. Classic Sawyer.

[8frankieee]

do i get a lollipop?

[MusicGirl1698]

I wouldn't mind the music if there wasn't already music from the show. When it overlaps, it kind of sucks.

[gannning1987]

The Long Con was a pretty great episode :)

[ArthurChevelle]

@gannning1987 One of Them was a pretty awesome episode ;)

[katscute100]

-⎝ҩ⏝ҩ⎠------

[cybermelk]

Peed on mah shirt

[muchadoaboutnoting]

yeah the music ruins it...sorry, won't bite you unless you're a chick.

[5thgroupwannabe]

Thank you, BOAR EXPERT!

[saintmmax]

Thank You!! BOAR EXPERT! hahahha.

[RecklessHole]

fuck the hell... smells like teen spirit in the vid and you ppl freakin out about it? go to heeel

[cardsmoviegal]

@teenwolfandlost4ever so go make your own video

[AsdaShoppingTrolly]

ahhh the times when john locke wasnt a big black smoke!

[Emineminy94]

4:21 best ever!

[yuvalhuri2]

wow, i just realized that he looks like kurt kubain

[wicksanu]

Wheres locke?

Uh he said something about goin to the store for a pack of smokes.

[undoneshoelace]

why would we not like the music? It's Nirvana! best band in the fucking world. It's a cover version anyway. Still an epic song tho <3 Kurt

[xtreme3xo]

Watching all the seasons again and I think you've possibly missed the best of his humour, when its between him Hurley and ROGER WORKMEN funniest bit of lost i've ever seen

[TheArthur1]

@xtreme3xo andin Season 6 where he tells Hurley & Jack that Sayid's gone over to the dark side a he's a zombie

[wmalongboarding]

LOL

[Beatleslvr4ever]

SAWYER HAS SERIOUSLY GOT TO BE LIKE THE MOST SMARTEST GUY EVERRR. only a guy like that is able to make the greatest comebacks ever.

oh sawyer...only you... :)

[DennisBayazitov]

THANK YOU, BOAR EXPERT

[Jamessawyer010]

Probably Bear village, how the hell do i know .

[yonib59]

he looks like kurt cobain

[Killerjosh89]

sawyer may have been a con artist, a lier, a thief, and overal dickhead at times, but he had a huge heart of gold

[xEB0NYR0SEx]

AAAGAHHHH! where is "You Got a bandaid?" (after he pulled the bullet out of his arm)

[Purity0031]

dont you just love sawyer? *_* his so amazing !!

[ReaLMaGGoT666]

easy jack-*ss lol

[marthamalfoy]

the music good and sawyer hot i'm in heaven

[bieberfever831]

i love sawyer!!!! He is amazing!!!!

[Firegirl6464Pro]

Saw a guy layin there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. I thought it might come in handy...guess what...I JUST SHOT A BEAR!

[AmedesTheKing]

you forgot one important quote you son of a bitch

[LIVERPOOLGIANT]

Where's my all-time favourite? 'Here comes Doctor Giggles'

[PMOSSNIPER]

Last one was legen wait for it..... DARY!

[TeaBaggins]

guess what? I JUST SHOT A BEAR!

[batelaha96]

SAWYER

the funniest cutiest ...my fav !

"how was your day honey ? " haha

love him

[christos7454]

and you gave him his knife back?hahahahaha

[TheStarSorceress]

What episode is 2:43-2:48 from?

[frankjelmer]

@TheStarSorceress I guess it is Deus Ex Machina. It is the 19th episode of season 1

[Novakaine6]

Sawyer could have been a country singer.

[iluvcheeseandpickles]

Well I guess I know why the shark is hanging around. Your shoulder.

AH, WELL I'LL JUST STOP BLEEDIN THEN!

[wawawana1]

I love when he says that Aaron looks less wrinkled...xD

[9189erbear1195]

@wawawana1 hahaha that was the best!! 

[nicekarate13]

whats the music in the back round

[ThePhi1ly]

Magic forest, jungle of mystery, boar expert, VH1 has-beens, bear village, bammo,dewey decimal,stay-puft, and sueing Oceanic.... thats why Sawyer is my favorite character.

[AnimeElf83]

"Well thank you, BOAR EXPERT!" haha Sawyer is just great :)

[HolyoakeD]

Guess what, we came to the video to listen to the quotes, not your shitty music taste.

[maleman6344]

@HolyoakeD Did u just insult Nirvarna?

[CosmicUndeadElf]

@HolyoakeD Guess what? I just shot a bear!

[KimCyrusLovato]

music from background is Nirvana!!!!!!!!!! <3

[nikasaneblidze]

i want a damn amnesia to re-experience lost again

[Allan9798]

Usually he is saying ''Son Of A bitch '

[Tracer626]

hey jack listens to nirvana too.

[RetroNerd17]

GUESS WHAT! I JUST SHOT A BEAR!

[pirospipacs]

new sheriff in the town boys..

Badass :)

[jgp1476]

Nice post, but the music is not necessary.

[myfajahas400children]

Oh happy day, here comes doctor giggles!

[SecretPrincess96]

I like when in season 5 he say, "your friend out there with the eyeliner," when he was refering to richard!

[MixtaTrixta]

'Do i get a lollipop'......CLASSIC

[angelbonesfan]

you cant do any thing but to love him

thnx

[Gleek215]

Sawyer is so hot! Gorgeous! <3

[spnmemories]

Well then I'll just stop bleeding then!

I remember theses episodes  now im on season 4.

[clayton7m]

@spnmemories I would stop watching youtube vids if you dont want to be majorly spoiled.

[Neikokoa]

Wow, someone doest have a life. :(

[hunterhendricks]

"Guess what? I just shot a bear!"

[endorphinz]

Background music bites ass, completely unneeded other than for youtube wannabe directors thinking they're being creative. Love the preemptive comments about the music, though lol..."Don't tell me the music sucks! This video would be completely boring without the music!! You can barely hear the music anyway!! Which means this video is barely above boring!!...No, wait....BITE ME, MAKE YOUR OWN!!"

[teen4373]

Keep worming Asian girls # lushfmlk.info #

[davidmordigal]

I loved the 2 when he was in the hatch, DK and Locke going to the store for a pack of smokes.

[grizzzler]

My favourite is "well i'll just stop bleeding then!" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[StickyFingersAJ]

u missed some of the best "well somebody's hooked on phonics" your gonna leave here with the mad scientist and mister I can talk to dead ppl"

[thedisneygirl1234]

"You're going to Jack". "DO I GET A LOLLIPOP" That was the funniest one.

[redsoxxx1234]

u didnt put in when sawyer said "oh happy day, here comes doctor giggles"

[baaaambie]

i'm like; this close to the highest score on Donkey Kong. :)

[Agaue22]

My favourite Sawyer quote was (I think) Season 3 episode 10 where Hurley gets the VW van going, and he says to Sawyer: "You know that beer's 15 years old" and Sawyer says: "Skeletor here seems to like it. Bottoms up!" and then whacks the skeletons head with the beer can.

[ReiAyanamiSAKURA]

I comepletly agree with LeGoMyGrEgO418, the background music is great!

[elvis3813]

Great Video!!!

[Krucius]

haha you got smells like teen spirit in the background makes me notice a resemblance between Josh Holloway and Kurt Cobain.

[SailorAmi94]

What episode is 1:13-1:24?

[cardsmoviegal]

@SailorAmi94 that one is from the 6th episode of the 3rd season

[osubeaver8]

@cardsmoviegal no, it's from a couple episodes before that, 3 or 4 maybe, still the 3rd season

[ShadowPuppetStudios]

@cardsmoviegal No, it's from the 2nd episode of season 3, "The Glass Ballerina".

[xNightmarexVampsx]

I actually didn't mind the music, I was too busy drooling over Sawyer to notice it.

[aae1234]

sawyer is Kurt Cobain

[Rothschild1976]

son of a bitch

kurt cobian

r.i.p



[juilp123]

haha i love Sawyer

"Do i get a lollipop?"

"Probably Bear Village! How the hell would I know?"

p.s i love the background music

[TheTurtlerocket]

WOO!

MY NAME IS SAWYER!!!

[ttroytaylor]

good music choice nirvana love the video

[chewiebrothaman]

smells like teen spirit is perfect for sawyer lol

[philh199]

i dont know if anyone else remembers this, but theres one scene at the work camp where the guy tells kate she can work with the dress or wearing no clothes. sawyer turns to kate like "how bout it?" then, seeing kate in disgust, turns back to the guy and says "how dare you!". i dont know but that was my favorite sawyer line

[smilelikumnit]

@philh199 Mine too! 2Und0fGfm60 <---- type that in, that's it C:

[philh199]

@smilelikumnit haha yeah thats it thanks

[marilucas292]

lost will not be the same without sawyer......james is awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[Danyhg92]

Why complain about the music? It's nirvana, nothing could suit him better. Btw, love this, thanks for posting it, now that the show's over it is nice to get all those quotes again :)

[tfbuckeyes]

you got addone

Locke: Any of this look familiar from when from when you were coming back

Sawyer: Oh yeah there's my favorite leaf, how could i forget this place

its late season two somewhere

[ninjapockets]

"One second.. i'm like this close to the highscore on Donkey Kong.."

It seems that everything that ever came out of Sawyer's mouth was amazing. ^__^

[JCGlock87]

2:18 is hilarious: "Well, I'll just stop bleeding then." The next scene is good too.  Sawyer was a great character. I wish they would have featured him more in the finale.

[cmaaman]

Great vid the music was cool Nirvana is always cool!!!!!!



[SupernaturalLover67]

Nirvana and Sawyer?

Interesting choice. Two of my favorite thngs!

[pinkjaguar12]

me too. i kinda liked the music.

I LOVE that quote "guess what? I just shot a bear!"

[vanebutterfly]

I also love that scene where they are drinking beer in the kombi and Sawyer teaches english to Jin... the best one for me ^___^

[DaylightDreamer45]

dude this just might be the best sawyer video i have ever seen. in the begining i got pissed that u had music, but as the video went on, i hardly noticed it and it even gave the video some awesomeness. i really really really like it.

[LeGoMyGrEgO418]

Best character on the damn show :p

[LeGoMyGrEgO418]

@cardsmoviegal I actually enjoyed the background music :p

[cardsmoviegal]

@LeGoMyGrEgO418 THANK YOU! You might be my new favorite person! :) I'm so sick of all the comments complaining about the music!!!

[GoodLifeGoodLove]

@cardsmoviegal i love the music with the video...

[SailorAmi94]

@cardsmoviegal What episode is 2:42 from? xD I love the lollipop joke!

[CHARLETTESAYS]

thank you! ... boar expert XD

[unknownuser8838]

What the crap is Gavin Rossdale doing on LOST?

[Butter116Fly]

sawyer and huge are the bestt! lol

[neo440x]

only reason i watch lost, sawyer!!! lmfao

[schnauzergirl43]

@neo440x me too lol hes the best

[VESS121]

you missed out "oh-uh, here comes dr giggles

[linegenrou]

lol Sawyer is great

until they ruined him in the last seasons

[Lhilee]

"Tokyo Rose" HAHAHAHAHAHA Sawyer's fuckin hilarious!!!

[Larrylarp]

Probably Bear Village! How the hell would I know?

Damn, Sawyer and Hurley are some the few characters who remained awesome throughout the show.

[Knowledgeseeker]

@Larrylarp Maybe that is why they are still alive.

[cooliovasquez]

@Larrylarp i lold at that line when i first heard it

[steee5]

What's the title of this song?

[csibatmanfan]

this song fits him so perfectly

[NlkOlVy]

2:05 best Part XD hahahahahahhaha

[amgrayso]

I love "Thank you, Boar Expert!"

[alonzoai]

@amgrayso i actually burst out laughing when i say that part!:p

[aubreysnow08]

light camma sticks.

lol!!!!love him!

[DWAmoldingmylife]

Does anyone else notice that Sawyers hair is the only one that grows the entire show, haha! Except Michaels beard.

[MilesTarrant]

@DWAmoldingmylife Jack's hair - he has a skinhead in the first episodes.

[LeGoMyGrEgO418]

You shoulda put the one where he takes the bullet out of his shoulder and says, "You got a band-aid?"

[DWAmoldingmylife]

@LeGoMyGrEgO418 Haha yeah I laughed my ass off at that one!

[BeauTifuLDisSasterRr]

i love sawyer :D

[Hyenix]

What about:

Hurley: did that bird just say my name

Sawyer: yeah it did... right before it crapped gold

that was a funny line too :P

[roadrunner223]

ha ha....a reject from VHI has-beens............that was what was special about Walt!!

[MrBennybeez911]

click me for UNSEEN LOST FOOTAGE MrBennybeez911

[telmob]

best character in the show. This guy im gonna miss, laughed my heart out with his crap :D

[clive31087]

SAWER: your in my light sticks

SHANNON: lights sticks? what the hell is that supos..........

SAWER: LIGHTTT *COMMAA* STICKSSS *points book towards her legs

lol

[MrLJWJ]

Sawyer is one of the best characters on Lost,hands down.

He always comes up with a good nickname for all the others and is a dedicated joker.

[lexmark99099]

"Bear village"

[bscfan1]

you shouldn't have cut the fish biscuit scene the next line was "It only took the polar bears an hour."

[cardsmoviegal]

@bscfan1 that is a totally funny line but not said by sawyer :)

[SlapphePikkur]

@cardsmoviegal

Well, gotta get more mad for not including the scene where hurley tries to say something offending as a comeback to sawyer, and only stutters a bunch of empty words, and Sawyer answers "Touchè".

[pixelglitter]

@cardsmoviegal Ah, but then Sawyer retorted: "How many of them were there?" It's one of my favourite lines. :)

[abercrombister]

@bscfan1 that was mr friendlyy :))

[thelonearranger]

1:36

Guess what??? I just shot a bear!!!

[thelonearranger]

my absolute favorite evar: 1:36

Guess what??? I just shot a bear!!!

[teddy4dvids]

and guess what i just shot a bear

[sparkandsplash]

this doesn't have his quote from season 1. "wow a doctor playing golf, what's next? cop eating doughnuts?" IMO, that is one of the best sayings sawyer has ever had..still this is a gr8 video.

[livie424]

bear village hahahahaha

[TheMindfreak1980]

SON OF A BITCH :( TO BAD ITS OVER:(

[mickjoG]

gonna miss Sawyer (the character) so much once the finale is over.. Sawyer & Jack have been the essence of what has made this show great. 2 heroes of the island.

WOuld so love it if they someday made a movie spin-off of Lost. (after the remaining survivors)- got off the island.... would be brilliant, but doubtful.

[whitnai]

steakpuff!! bahahaha

[HOVATHEGOD29]

guess what I JUST SHOT A BEAR!!

[danimoth2]

1:12 lol "Sun gets attacked in the jungle, you figure its a good idea to start the Dewey decimal system"

[goldengirlsben]

Lol when he refers to Sun as "Tokyo Rose"

[vanessathebutterfly]

I love Sawyer SO MUCH <3

[JemixNelenaxKashleyx]

lol THANK YOU BOAR EXPERT! I JUST SHOT A BEAR!

[zetterburger]

THANK YOU BOAR EXPERT

[lmofonseca]

My absolute favorite is:

Jack: Where is Locke?

Sawyer: I dont know...He said something about going to the store for a pack of smokes.

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­LOL

[captspaulding100]

@lmofonseca i agree! favorite sawyer line of all time! lmfao!

[lrhs993]

The King of Flip...Sawyer. I adore his nicknames, wish I could say something flip when the time comes! LOL.

[vonsquat2332]

Hey! That's Nirvana! Whoa! Can I bite you now?

Ha ha no no just kidding great collection of Sawyer quotes!

[7788nej]

love 4:41

[ProudAussie4ever]

the floghorn of LOST

[ProudAussie4ever]

love lost and a funny bastard

[holycowrap]

THANK YOU, BOAR EXPERT!

[MsRussianBeauty]

"Evil natives planted a ringer to the camp to kidnapp the pregnant girl and reject from VH1 has-beens." - Lmao.

Kate: "Your going to Jack"

Sawyer: "Do I get a lolipop?" - lmaaao.

You forgot a few tho. One of the best to Kate: "I dont need protection, I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock." - LMAAO!!! I had tears in my eyes after I heard that LOL.