Prisoner Eats His Own Eyeball To Prove He's Crazy

[sitvisjes]

this is 1 of the weirdest stories i've ever heard...missing a couple of things things upstairs and i'm not just talking about his eyeball LOL

[Snakepliskinist]

I think they should just execute him anyway. A life of blindness and insanity sounds like a living hell. Especially if most of your stimulation is the voices urging you to kill.

[demondance1]

eye find this hard to masturbate to

[TheGunnerx23]

and eye for an eye.. youre doing it wrong..

[youngatnaruto]

hmmmmm spaghetti and eyeballs

[Twestination]

Though he is blind now, eye think he made his point

[timmg3]

Dang, I almost feel bad for the guy. He wasted an eyeball for nothing. Hate when that happens.

[SPUNELI]

eye cant comprehend this

[Jedtumble]

The subtitles are shit!!

[etegikari]

Prisoner: "To be honest, I had a problem with the food."

[logoth80]

i could chop my hand off if it was somehow needed, but plucking an eyeball is just beyond crazy... how?

[bowser5295]

He didn't do it out of insanity, he did it out of desperation and the will to live.

[coltsrule5150]

jesus said if you see something that offends you pluck your eye out

[hooper2368]

@lemontrader1 Racist

[hooper2368]

@Dbane567 Racist

[Dbane567]

Dumb Nigger.

[octasian]

I once ate some stale pussy, am i crazy?

[thePENGUINandBISHOP]

I whapped my mouse during an ad freeze and the ad went away.

[Annabell1885]

"OH NO HE PLUCKED OUT HIS OWN EYE!" hahah

[DivineAbility]

eye can't believe what eye'm seeing with meye own eyes

Gf puns

[JOEtheHOTTIE]

i'd like to see someone eat his own balls to prove he's crazy

[lyrsisttillthedeath1]

what a crazy EYEdea that gEYEy had, jesus chrEYEst!

[alliencedful]

why wouldn't he eat his ear or something, atleast keep 1 eye

[BandaDK]

@alliencedful how would you rip your ear off with your hands?

[alliencedful]

@BandaDK LOL i don't fucking know! Was just making a point

[ChillingAllDay]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR??

[TheWhiteOp]

EYE cant stand these pun

[HorukuDark]

Blind surv-EYE-val techniques if you ask me.

[5GMofRAM]

whEYE is everyone making eye puns

[catlinmassier]

why are the subtitles on all your videos so weird?

[88791029music]

wonder what it tastes like?

[mansandem]

@88791029music ...probably like an eye.

[fonderbean754]

Thats how we are in Texas.

[PJLJ47]

EYE EYE EYE EYE da da du du du du du du du du GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!!

[MrKKEELE]

crazy maybe hes hungry??

[mario1136]

Eye can't believe that!

[LovelyLatinGirl]

@GDI109 and EYE think EYE wasn't talking to you :) jerk.

[LovelyLatinGirl]

hahaha i love all the eye jokes :P

[GDI109]

@LovelyLatinGirl EYE think you're a stupid bitch!!

[s21411]

@GDI109 AND I thnk its EYEronic that u are the stupid bitch and EYE think ur a complete ass hole

[DyNaMiCzOG]

@GDI109 YOUR ASS GOT FUCKIN TOLD! XP

[GDI109]

@DyNaMiCzOG i troll, thats what trolls do ^^

[HiImafag23]

@LovelyLatinGirl so do eye

[HuskyTwitter]

Where the hell did he get this EYEdea from?

[DirectInjected]

It looks like the defendant...

*Puts on sunglasses*

was in a blind rage

YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Murd3rKotik]

i have no EYEdea how he did that

[rushindulen]

he left not one EYE-ota of doubt. he's fucking crazing.

[msbfd]

It worked. He proved he's crazy. What's his prize?

[SniperWalrus]

EYE See what he did there.

[superflyhify]

Gosh Eye was wrong.

[ig2012617]

@killerbiller35 he said 4 not 40

[killerbiller35]

@ig2012617 my bad

[SniperWalrus]

@killerbiller35 Its 4.

[PoppaFrosty]

eye found this amusing

[marchmadness98]

(Insert clever eyeball wordplay here)

[PrivateSolo]

MOAR EYE PUNS PLZ

[handsomely3]

Stupid one good eye gone

[monalisalover100]

I'm afarid to watch this :-o

[warpedcomedy]

He probably did this only to be deemed insane and spared the death penalty, but I personally wouldn't want to live life permanently blind.

[Mis4el1973]

I dont see eye to eye that he did that.

[xXdeathXtheXkidXx100]

@Mis4el1973 haha lol

[XxSolid3nakexX]

now what if he wasent guilty after 5 minutes he did that...

[reneetjestar]

I don't care if you're crazy, if you kill a woman and her two children you don't deserve to live

[mbutunoi25]

That's eyeronic

[cayterr]

@mbutunoi25

HA

[mbutunoi25]

Well, he sure as hell proved it! Lol!

[budskate]

lol the subtitles @ 0:49

[MsEmogirl000]

EYE see what you did there!

[NDSMio]

They are both annoying

[MrResendes81]

shes hot, hes annoying..

[pancaikmix45]

Crazy He's Crazy

[Ratacon2004]

That is the stupidest law i have ever heard. you are crazy but sane?You are right but wrong, you are tall but little, You are ugly yet cute, You are gay but straight. Who the fuck is the oxymoron creating these laws?

[PoHakk]

@ChibiMiddleFinger Yeah in ONE eye!

[TamaNewb]

I never saw Anna with a top like that........ thank you.

[LMA629]

and damn! that was his only remaining eyeball too? definitely crazy

[LMA629]

i dont think you have to try to fake insanity to get out of jail if you're willing to pluck your own eyeball out and eat it. sure he's on death row, but he couldve done something else to make himself look crazy

[JesusLovesBeingDizzy]

You guys are shit.

Hope you read this.

[hayesism]

Damn TYT can be stupid sometimes. Commuting his sentence to life because no sane person would do this? To save your life, what sane person wouldn't?

[LMA629]

@hayesism um...I wouldn't. i could find another way to prove i was crazy.

[hayesism]

@LMA629 Like what?

[LMA629]

@hayesism just act insane. run around making animal noises, idk.

[WastedPo]

@hayesism, um, how many times have you ever heard of this happening before? For me, this is the only time I have ever heard of a prisoner doing this. If any sane person would do the same to get out of the death penalty, then why haven't we heard of this thousands of times before?

[hayesism]

@WastedPo Because it's fucking stupid and would never work. His sentence was not commuted as a result of this. His reasoning was ridiculous, stupid, and not thought out. But his desperation was totally sane.

[WastedPo]

@hayesism, I was disputing your original statement that  seemed to say that any sane person would attempt such a thing to save his life. Now you're saying that *no* sane person would attempt such a thing because it's a stupid idea. That's the opposite of your original statement.

I agree that a certain amount of calculation might have gone into his decision. Still, he's obviously not mentally normal to actually go through with it. I can't believe a sane person would be capable of that.

[hayesism]

@WastedPo No, I'm not saying that no SANE person would do this, I'm saying that no INTELLIGENT person would. And re-reading my last comment, I was very clear on that distinction. "I agree that a certain amount of calculation..." What? That's the opposite of what I said! I said he didn't think it through!

But if *somehow* it would work, doing it would be totally sane. If you were on death row and the judge said a mere ocular snack would save you, wouldn't you do it? It would be mad not to.

[stangabe1993]

He looks young.

[JesusTheRipper333]

Mine tasted like chicken!

Wonder what the other one tastes like ...?

[JesusTheRipper333]

@ChibiMiddleFinger yeah, hope they throw the bastard out of Libya soon!

[Lennybrucelee13]

Bullshit

[Godvida]

@NathanTheGr8 lol he aint talking bout those balls

[jimmyshitbags]

shit man... if I got sent to prison I'd get passed round like currency.

[Lennybrucelee13]

These are the worst reporters I've ever seen. Especially the girl, please stop.

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@Lennybrucelee13

They're hilarious. Go away. Loser.

[thekillingrafclan]

good thing he did not eat his other ball, lol

[wills4705]

thats so sick...........

[cabokevin]

Jesus Christ

[miadevries]

if you could save your life by eating your eyeball, wouldn't that be the SANE thing to do? classic catch-22.

[bradscicluna1]

@miadevries that is pretty much as catch-22 as it gets

[Parralyzed]

@miadevries How is this a catch-22?

[Gr33nkiwi]

@Parralyzed

If you don't eat your eyeball you stay in jail, meaning that you could still be found to be insane. If you eat your eyeball to get out of jail you clearly aren't insane, seeing as you thought up a plan to get you out of jail, a very sane thing to do.

[Parralyzed]

@Gr33nkiwi yeah ok with this perspective you're right, under the assumption that it is sane to eat your own eyeball, which is debatable ;-)

[LilTom895]

LMAO!

[cardude1992]

how is it even possible? someone else probably did it and then made him eat it lol

[xLavenderBlossomx]

he's coo coo for coco puffs XD

[mrselfdestruct23]

Did he cook the thing or eat it raw?

[LesPaul2006]

America is full of nutjobs. 

[halodystroyer44]

@LesPaul2006 So is every country

[MissLaazlo]

Eh..I think puttin him down would be the best bet.

[fablan6]

I'd rather die than eat my eye. Especially my ONLY eye...

So now he is going to live blind? And not even free? How much more can you be afraid of death? There has to be some limit!

[jessicarh87]

some people have all the fun..lmao he knew what he was doing he had his wits about him to plan the "insanity" plea.. fuck him

[lilw33zy43]

21 people lost their eyes

[jaymezabc]

" an eye for an eye my friend" -L

yea L not its and eye for no eye XD

[smashballbrawler]

@jaymezabc That's such an obscure reference that I think even Death Note fans (mostly) won't get it.

[jaymezabc]

@smashballbrawler ooooookay then well what brings humor to me and what brings humor to you are obviously different in someways, so why don't we call this a draw and not talk to each other that will work ^_^

[jaymezabc]

@smashballbrawler okay know i just read that over and it makes no sence -_____-' thats what i get for replying at 7 in the morning, sorry for that, and also, a lot of people do get it so ty

[smashballbrawler]

@jaymezabc I'm confused but whatever. I wasn't trying to be an asshole, I was just pointint that out, but whatever. Sorry if I offended you I guess.

[jaymezabc]

@smashballbrawler heh its fine

[omgafrenchfriXD]

@jaymezabc omg lol i thought u ment heh its fine about the guy pulling out his eye DX then i scrolled down :P

[jaymezabc]

@omgafrenchfriXD XD its okay, that made me laugh O.O what you just said ofcourse 

[capnbill1]

eye'll keep an eye out for ya

[GTA4Life666]

@ChibiMiddleFinger Ghandi wasn't real dumbass.

[fdyjt]

fucking black monkeys god damn allways the blacks

[likoly02]

its very normal in Texas, ya know

[pugdogy]

kill his ass

[Duvmasta]

I bet he went "Mmm, tastes like chicken!"

[chefpetey]

The point is the dude was SANE ENOUGH to understand NORMAL PEOPLE would consider his acts CRAZY. He grossly underestimated, however, just how totally NUTS the Texas Legislature is. Shoulda read his case law first!

[DarkWarrior103]

@ChibiMiddleFinger If you are blind enough to actually take out an eye out of someone, it doesn't really matter.

[JHR1987]

that nigger is afraid of the needle so he acts crazy serves 6 month in an insane aslylum than free to kill more wives and kids kill that mutherfucker and burn him in the cornfield

[Megajanitor]

@JHR1987 You're 80 years past your prime.

[reeceap92]

@JHR1987 Why are you acting like it's only colored people who did that...? xD

Talk about being a hypocrite.

[BoundaryShift]

I didn't see that coming. But the prisoner did. Then didn't.

[DeffingLeppard]

@BoundaryShift Good one.

[niemanickurwa]

@BoundaryShift I lol'd hard at that one, thanks.

[cringe84]

@BoundaryShift LMFAO!!!  GOOD ONE!!

[MrGish1]

@BoundaryShift Eye agree

[pontiacjustinss]

in the beggining it was just wierd...when i found out he only had one eye to start with....it was friggin hilarious!!!

[TheWantstop]

@pontiacjustinss lmao ikr he had only one eye to start i just wondered why happened to the other eye?

[scottandrewhutchins]

I heard that back in the '80s there was a guy on PCP who did this with both eyes right in the court room, then managed to escape police custody only to be found running around naked in an alley. That is unless Peter Keenan made the story up.

[LowLowSpinners]

@ChibiMiddleFinger Mahatma Gandhi at least spell his name right

[scottandrewhutchins]

@LowLowSpinners His name was Mohandas. "Mahatma" was a title that his admirers gave him even though he thought it was embarrassing.

[LowLowSpinners]

@scottandrewhutchins i know, mohandas karamchand gandhi

[TheSlamdunkan]

This guy laughed when he watched "saw"

[silencesoloud12]

Is it just me or is he going to need some strong glasses after that?

[Dominik520520]

"An eye for an eye, makes the whole world look funny because no one has eyes."

[TexasSwag817]

yum yum ..

[LickMaNut420]

news reports arent supposed to have an opinion this is fucking gay

[franzpolak]

FUK MAN DAT WAS HARDCORE

[DescentFromHeaven]

eye... i LOL'D hard then realized this was pretty serious. that guy should be kept behind bars

[GirtopolisArashiki]

Eye think this whole thing should stop...

[ticks4ticks4]

Okay, but what would the psych ward be able to do with him? Prescribe him antipsychotics and give him counseling?? How would that help??

[SniperWalrus]

Eye see what he did there...

[TheJacobf]

ayyye i literally laughed out loud

[MrLas74]

In Soviet Russia your eyeballs eat you

[MrLas74]

Maybe he wanted to see what his insides looked like?

[FourTwenny]

You don't eat your eye ball to prove your crazy.... you eat your eye ball BECAUSE you are crazy.

[MrCrasyLasy37]

eye caramba!

[DevasionRecords]

lololol the titles of these videos are not to be believed- they are southpark-worthy!

[CitizenZero00]

It's a Feast for the Eyes..no wait,It's a Feast of the Eyes...damn..he's insane..then put him down like a Rabid Dog.

[iUzair]

He's EYE-CONIC

[mrsbelcher1987]

There are some really screwed up people in this world.

[CALICOTV301]

@mrsbelcher1987 Eye agree! 

[sfsTrader]

i guess he had eye-dle hands

[mrzlaudet11]

Ouch. Well What Did It Taste Like? Lol.

[SuperLordMack]

@mrzlaudet11 like Chicken lol

[mrzlaudet11]

@SuperLordMack Lmfao! HaHa. Ewww.

[JosephusBlowesus]

Sounds like he was doing everyone a favor

[Shavarnarak]

So I'm guessing the other eyeball he'd eaten before?

Either way if you eat your own eyeballs, you're crazy in my book. So I'll accept his proof!