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  • this video is old. i would hate it too, but the video camera was on the table my mom was sitting at. i can hear her laugh and hoot out 'hee haw'. it was one of two times that my mother ever saw me 'perform'. i was lucky that room fool of people was really great that night. it was way better than the night i BOMBED in front of my dad on fathers day, that's for sure.

  • I've heard some of these jokes before, years ago even

  • @aesop911

    'some', not all. and how many is 'some' to you. and when a person is thinking of puns in our limited language the chances are that 'some' are going to be thought of by more than one of the 7 to 8 billion people on this planet. so excuse me, i thought of them too. i don't steal material. anybody that knows me knows that i hate hacks. also, how many years ago? i've been doing this for going on 7 yrs now.

  • @aaronpanther "Some, not all" So if you only stole some of your jokes, not all them it's ok? lol

  • @aesop911 don't miss quote me. i didn't say i only stole some of them, i said some of them are obviously going to be thought of by more than one human being...individually. by the way, your comment is VERY unoriginal. MANY people have said the same shit as you verbatum. you stole your comment from someone else

  • @aaronpanther

    Not trying to be a dick, but bascially your opener - AIDS joke, heard that in some 90's movies, I have AIDS..visual I mean, or I have AIDS, as in like people that work for you. The rapper 'rapist' joke, 'Thank god it's a dry cold' aswell, and really I think people just don't like being deceived with misleading titles and are therefore more likely to leave hateful comments or dislike.

  • @aesop911 how is the title missleading? it states, 'hey joe rogan (the main joke thief caller outer) i don't steal jokes. i'm over it. this vid is soooo old. it's just funny to me how it gets so many panties all bunched up.

  • @aesop911

    It is impossible to know every joke that was ever written and make sure it's not in your act, but it is possible to then take them out once you've found out they belong to someone else.

  • why put joe rogan in the title?

  • @lucky5th2 duh, to destroy the earth

  • @aaronpanther yea ur not funny. the reason you did it was to get views that you wouldn't get and thats just sad

  • @lucky5th2 there must be things that you should be sad from besides this. unless your life is that...sad. thanks for commenting though.

  • @aaronpanther there are, duh. but by ur logic we should never bust some one for stealing 100$ until no one steals more then 100$

  • @lucky5th2 i wouldn't buy your logic. i can get as much nonsense as i need for free. i exist, get over it.

  • title spammer! i bet all of your positive comments keep you warm at night, huh? go fuck yourself! who ever let you on stage anyway? oh well keep on plugging away, i'm sure the sitcom is right around the corner

  • @silverburzt thanks for commenting...again

    

  • :) & :(

  • soooooo 200 “ignant peeps” that need jokes to be spoon fed. keep it up bro i like that kind of comedy, i usually tend to lean more for this kind of stand up but i hate having to explain the jokes!! anyway great bid!!!

  • @RobROSjr it's really nice of you to take the time to write a positive comment. thanks a lot! that's too many good ones in a row...something's fishy? there wil have to be a bad one soon for sure. the nice ones take the sting away, so thanks again

  • @DiscipleofShaolin i'm speechless, so i'll type it. you covered every issue with your comment about this video and it's title. thank you very much for taking the time to write something positive. to me this is the best comment i've ever gotten about this video. i mean wow, you get it! thanks again

  • How does this involve Rogan?

  • @Pitbull81InsaneKilla it involves joe rogan because he calls out joke thieves. it is stating to the joke thief caller out leader that i don't steal jokes. read back over ther comments from the last 4 yrs to get moe daetails, if you want to. i wouldn't, but i'm so fucking over it. it's atleast slightly different than me putting 'big naked boobs' in the title. also, thanks for not being hateful in your inquiring.

  • They say the worse global warming gets the better solar pannels work

  • because you intentionally used joe rogan's name in your title to get views. and now that i've taken a second to read other comments, other people feel the same. yes, i'm a little girl and i did something with my life. i win

  • @silverburzt ok, so you do whine. anything else?

  • @aaronpanther yes, i realized that if you're getting gigs, then i could sell out madison square garden. you've given me hope

  • @silverburzt now you're exactly like an annoying fly. at least half of the comments i get are positive. not ALL of them are negative. EVERY comment people write you is very specifically negative in a way which indicates that you just go around commenting like a dousche, the dousche that you are. the door is open please fly outside and sit on some dog shit. enjoy the dog shit fly, and keep up the good work going around commenting on the internet like a fly, BZZZZZ

  • @aaronpanther why reply to people. it just shows your immaturity.

  • @cj397 i reply to every comment, no matter if it's good, bad, or just random. i don't agree that it shows immaturity i will say, for the record. if you were right than you commenting, especially first, makes you at least as much if not more 'immature'. besides, i don't want to grow up...(insert TOYS R US song).

  • i flagged this for spam, you dirty, dirty cock sucker

  • @silverburzt @tigersleafspats i flagged your comment as spam you clean clean cock sucker. you did something with your life. you go girl, keep changing the world for the better. you super hero you. oh, and how is it 'spam'?

  • this is actually hilarious, id rather know his real name

  • @tigersleafspats this was the comment i needed to read first after i was just released from jail. you really made me feel good. thank you so much!

  • THE END IS REAR!

  • good stand up, i thought it was funny. but why do you have to try to get views by plugging in joe rogans name? the video had nothing to do with him stealing jokes.

  • @McClinchey09 icy what you're saying. what's the point of views. when i put this up 4 yrs ago there wasn't much thought put into it at all. everyone was talking @ this Rogan calling out joke thieves. i put the name up there real quick just as a name to change later. it basically states, 'hey joke thief caller out dude, i promise that i do not steal jokes'. it got a bunch of hits by the next day so i left it. it's been very interesting. people have told me to die.

    and of story hue real eyes.

  • @aaronpanther there is a point to views and the problem is people who plug in names because they want views. in a way its smart if your looking for views but it pisses people off. With your explanation of it i see where your coming from and i dont think you are trying to get views or asking people to subscribe to you, like the 1000 other assholes who keep sending me videos trying to get views and subscriptions. That said, mad props for anyone who gets on the stage as a comedian it cant be easy. 

  • @McClinchey09 know, i hear you. i hate seeing 'BOOBS' in the title and then there aren't any boobs in the vid. i know what line i'm near for sure. i just couldn't get myself to change it. definitely out of some kind of morbid curiousness...and of course neediness was involved too.

  • @aaronpanther part 2 lol, are you still doing stand up? that "does owen wilsons dick look like a nose?" bit was genious!

  • @McClinchey09 yes i am, and thank you very much for complimenting. also thanks for the actual insightfulness. the owen wilson joke is still in the mix. i hope he doesn't get a nose job.

  • not joe rogan...dont bank off joe's success and expect people to watch this shit boring guy

  • @junipero111 we covered this in chapter one. it doesn't say he's in the vid. pay attention or you will fail the test for sure.

  • @aaronpanther fuck tests

  • @junipero111 You got that write!

  • " Visual AIDS" Every time I think of it I laugh!

  • The difference between you and J.Rogan is that you are FUNNY and intelligent and Rogan is an unfunny, sad, stunted, dwarf-like misogynistic waste of skin.

  • ugh audiso so badd cant even tell what the hell this guys saying

  • @jumppack1 gjgfj fbnejihfsyu dswuywgduygw

  • very good

  • @IdaSputum thanks alot for writing that

  • @aaronpanther - You are welcome.

    Joe Rogan hypocritically steals a lot of his material from old Rockefeller, the depopulationist. Rogan is shite, empty and for all his talk on 'evolution' being HIS excuse for being mean to 'stupid people' - Rogan chicken Josh hasn't the first clue how far down the ladder he is. But I HAVE!

  • @IdaSputum trolls. i was gonna write something long and pointless. but you will still just be a bitter person and i cant change that. peace suckas.

  • @TheSleazye666 - so being dim, you felt  better keeping it SHORT and POINTLESS - like your pal, Joe-assbandit- Rogan - haaaa!!!

  • @IdaSputum You are too dumb for words, and have no worthwhile opinion. keep your mouth shut.

  • @ThRoWBaCkTeXaS You're stupid. That was another very astute opinion from me. What ya going to do about it.

  • @IdaSputum Your comment/opinion was neither astute, or relevant.... Not once in your entire statement were you close to a valid, reasonable analysis of his demeanor or opinions. Not understanding his intuitive rationalizations doesn't mean he is empty... it simply means you haven't expanded your mind past what your parents, teachers and society have brain-washed you into believing is life. Next time you talk to a friend about something, STOP look at them... and shoot yourself in the face.

  • @ThRoWBaCkTeXaS Yr sick.. U & NOB Rogan both see yrselves as advanced when you're just 'wow pot, wow' -both at the level of 14yr olds watching "Animal House" "Meat Locker" is the most degrading NWO 'animal training' show ever. Rogan is the lowest level prostitute, He's either very stupid - or worse, he KNOWS it's TV to break down the public for Fema. He's low. His 1st reaction to '2girls1cup' is "how much do i pay them?"

    Nothing he says is enlightened. Just erroneous & arrogant - like you

  • @IdaSputum Implying someone lacks intelligence after that debacle of a sentence you just typed is an abomination.... Your theories lack any relevant logic, and are completely absurd. It's obvious you lack the mental capacity to understand neither my, nor Joe's logic concerning life.... so I'll just let you remain ignorant for the rest of your miserable life.

  • @ThRoWBaCkTeXaS - Pretending to be bllind eh? A lousy 3rd rate ruse. I rest my case.

  • @AdamJohnWilliams move this to the top...

  • loneguitaristyannis, you already have more of an unjustified sense of self worth that billy corgan, which is who you sound like you wish you sounded like.

  • @Ioneguitaristyannis how could you leave such a hateful comment to a child? you really must have a shitty mother.

  • here's his MySpace: Adam John Williams

    double u double u double u(dot)myspace(dot)com/adamjohn­­w­illiams 

  • O.K...am i going overboard with this? the answer is no. we all know that hecklers are lowest of life forms. obviously artists and performers know it better than others. so for a 'performer' or 'artist' to heckle someone else is...not supposed to happen. but we all know, artists, performers, and everyone in general, that you don't 'heckle' (or try to beat down or hurt their feelings) any child. you be a roll model and nurture them. you don't beat them down so they quit trying.

  • So Adam John Williams, i want you to imagine that that kid may have looked at your vids and been inspired...but that's not what you're about. it's all about you. just look at the names of you vids and the comments/descriptions of you bragging about you. that's why you don't have any 'natural talent'. i found you because of that kids video, and now i can only hate your 'music', which isn't that good even if you weren't a douche.

  • farts are funny??? thumbs up? or down?

    i will be the first to thumbs that up

  • lets' settle this once and for all...

    thumbs up me if you like me, thumbs down me if you do.

  • What do you do when you suck as a comedian? Use another comedians name in the title...

  • @weepaul666 write on friend!

  • @weepaul666 what do you do when you just suck in general? what do YOU do, besides get upset over nothing and comment about it anonymously on the internet? didn't any of your mom's boyfriends teach you any better?

    i love this shit

  • @aaronpanther Haha. You're tryin to make out that I went crazy as fuck about your video. Chill out, brutha. That would be pretty lame to get upset about your video. I'm just calling it out as it is. Anonymously? How else would I say it? Do you want my name, address and phone number at the end of it? lol. Yes, all of my mom's boyfriends never taught me any better. You're right. lol. I can see why you've failed as a comedian if you're coming up with typical, lame, childlike jokes like that... :O)

  • @weepaul666 so you say 'That would be pretty lame to get upset about your video'...after you started with, 'you suck as a comedian'. then you write a long ass comment about not being upset. you need to calm down. you should also try to be a nicer person. you tried, and continue to try to hurt my feelings. you can't, i've been through too much and met too many of 'you'. SO, do you contradict yourself often or just always? each it and i...

  • @aaronpanther lol. I dont know how you're imagining how I came across. Yeah, I guess it slightly annoyed me clicking on your video, because I thought it was gonna be a video about Joe Rogan. There's too many people that do what you do to get attention. I just called you on it. Although you're getting attention this way, it's not the best way. I doubt that anyone who has came across your videos on youtube has became a fan of yours because of the way you mislead them

  • @weepaul666 i'm too drunk to reply with anything write now except...you seem like an old bore. lighten up you ninny. also, my computer screen is so small that when you wrote 'clicking' it looked like 'dicking'. i guess clucking looks like ducking too, which fits? thhi is ad-lib bye the weigh it's 10...they don't have a 'cent' symbol on a computer keyboard! now THAT'S fucked up.m it makes NO sense...

  • @aaronpanther also, stop writing 'lol', that means 'laugh out loud'. your point is that i'm NOT funny. so go look up 'contradict yourself', then get back to me. smile face.

  • There is no pot in pot holes? :(

  • @DimmDevil are potholes the gateway obstacle? before you know it you'll be doing speed bumps, then it's the black tar...pavement, talk about 'hitting the pavement'.

  • @aaronpanther The movie "Heckler", yeah. Better see the entire movie. It's gold to anyone doing standup.

  • Dude.. That Christ joke was legendary...

  • @metal1nmybl00d thanks very much for taking the time to write a nice comment. it would take 1000 negative ones in a row to negate a good one. having this video up has been a learning experience for me big time. i have a different perspective of how my own commenting on the internet affects people. it's easy to be mean, especially when anonymity is a factor. i am not gonna lie, i needed a good one write now...thanks again!

  • @aaronpanther

    Just keep doing what you're doing man.  At least you're trying to do something.

    That's more effort than all of the haters that badmouth everything.

    It's good stuff man.

  • @aaronpanther Check out "Heckler" (2007) with Joe Roagan and others, talking about the guy who says "You SUCK!".

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  • you suck giraffe pussy compared to joe rogan 

  • @awbrown91 is it love that giraffter?

  • i dont like deception.. but i got over it because your set is awesome

  • @whatchutalkingbout my perception of deception is a little more evil but i am glad you got over it. thanks for the compliment and thanks for sure for the feedback. i know why it's getting views, but i stand by the original thought from when i named the video...i promise i don't steal jokes.

  • i lol'd at the owen wilson's penis joke, 

  • @fodabonita thanks. when he busts a nut it's like a sneeze....haaaaachooo!

  • jeepers, i'll explain it again...it doesn't say 'joe rogan is in the video'. it says, 'hey joe rogan, the primary joke thief caller outer, i don't steal jokes'. i just wrote that as the title a few years back after we were all talking about the whole rogan/mencia thing. i planned on making an actual title but it started getting a lot of views, so i left it. i am a horrible person. get over it. i got a quart of oil the other day and it had sea shells in it!

  • I was going to have Aaron Panther in my next shows coming up, but after seeing how his thumbs up are going...I have to pull him from the bill. Thank all of you for helping me on this decision!

  • @aaronpanther there is a reason your video has more dislikes than likes.

  • @GT37RB18C1 it's pretty close though. plus, negative people are more willing to write down their opinions. it happens all of the time with comment cards at clubs. but that's not why here. it's because i wrote joe rogan in the title, and i'm horrible. do you feel better now?

  • @GT37RB18C1 besides, you aren't fast without nitrous. i am a much better driver than you by far.

  • @aaronpanther that may be true, it's not hard to go through the h-pattern on the highway though, anyone who has any experience driving would know that. Can you keep up with a 400+whp B-Series on a track? Do you have any road course experience? Track days? SCCA? What about even 1/4mile passes?

  • @GT37RB18C1 i can parallel park a truck and trailer. you don't know about driving. i can out traffic pattern you with my trailer on. besides there is a reason that your video doesn't have even one positive thumbs up. you are 300% thumbs down to 0% thumbs up. so, what was your point? learn how to heckle, or shut up.

  • @aaronpanther and, i will whip your ass at ping pong.

  • @aaronpanther lol, I would hope people wouldn't give my video thumbs up for hitting the boost cut. First video I uploaded and over a year and a half ago. The difference is I'm not posting shitty stand-up comedy using someone else's name as a tag.

    People would have to look pretty hard to come across my shitty video.

  • @GT37RB18C1 not really. after you comment you know people are gonna look at your page and vids to see 'who' you are. i looked. i didn't watch your vid but because you mentioned my thumbs rating i looked at yours. i wonder if it bugs joe rogan as much as it bugs you that i put his name in my title. i explain how and why i put it in the title, and the meaning way back in these comments. i'm not doing it again. it's fucking weird how it could bug anyone so much. crap, i will explain it again above

  • @GT37RB18C1 to someone like me you seem pretty cool. keep being you, the kinda guy that i can relate to, bro. you are the man!

  • @CarIosMencia I see what you did there^ ;)

  • it's so hot and sunny in arizona today i had to wear my SB 1070. it helps keeps arizonans from getting too dark

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  • @1norcal415 don't you feel better for getting that off of your chest. i gave your life purpose. you are welcome.

  • @1norcal415 why did you remove your comment? it made you feel so good at the time.

  • @aaronpanther for some reason it posted twice, so i removed one of them, but stupid youtube removed both. glitch maybe? anyhow, you are showing a bizarre interest in my commenting. maybe if you worked more on your material and less on youtube, you wouldn't need joe rogan's name to promote yourself. just a thought ;-)

  • @1norcal415 why are you so obsessed with joe rogan? how is my own interest in the comments on my video bizarre? maybe you should worry about something important rather than something as stupid as the name of my video. now there's a thought for you. smile face.

  • flagged

  • @gatorvalle...flaggot

  • @gatorvalle I flagged it too.

  • @Jules242 oh noooooo

  • heard better in a truck stop bathroom glory hole while visiting your daughter's place of employment.. no seriously, this is like 8th grade shit, where do you find this many simple minded rednecks to laugh at this trash, or is it an open bar and meth lab..just curious. :/

  • @Burnz2much, how often are you at your truck stop hanging in the bathroom giving head, and how much do you charge? just curious...

  • @prtighe, that's an oxymoron. fart sound

  • You eat cock.

  • no thanks, you go ahead

  • Way to use a celebrities name to get views on your bullshit

  • @erodebucket I did it so you'd have something to bitch about...

    you're welcome

  • @aaronpanther 

    erodebucket - 1

    aaronpanther- 0

  • nice set man - start putting your name in the title so you're easier to find :)

  • @skulldriveshaft thanks for the compliment. i have my name in the search on my other videos. this one was a fluke that paid off in fool.

  • Awesome dude !! Keep it coming !!

  • that's nice of you to say. thank you!

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  • Really great material, keep doing what you're doing.

  • thanks a lot for the very nice comment. uh oh that's two positive comments in a row...and look, now the sun is finally peeking out from behind the dark gray clouds.

  • hahahaha this dude is fucking hilarious

  • this comment saved my life Saturday night. thank you!

  • For sure man. I loved this video. It saved my life the day I watched. It turned one hell of a boring day around. Hell I was laughing way after I watched it

  • i got e-mail saying there was a comment. i was sure it was bad. i read it before i went to perform in a show that was an important stressful tryout situation. i've been in a funk so it was write on time.

  • what does this have to do with joe?

  • he is the primary joke thief caller outer. it is stating to him, the primary joke thief caller outer, that i do not steal jokes. there was no real thought put into it other than i posted it back when i first was hearing about him calling out the hack thieves.

    is that your only question?

  • you know you can block and delete that blackjack douche's comments right? lol

  • i leave them all. i like it 'natural'.

  • i am going to be the best internet shit talker that ever lived!!! i am important

  • to bad i would knock your old ass out.. fuck your nearing retirement, and probably should just kill your worthless old self.. Scrawny old man thinks he tough shit haha, get a life you old fuck cause its obvious your old ass sucks at being a comedian! Your such an internet tough guy ahahah!

  • i know i look like an ass saying that because i'm the one acting tough over the internet and then hiding. nothing i say has any merit. i am just a punk bitch.

  • where do you wanna meet to beat me up?

  • don't be silly you big silly silly. i want to meet up so i can assault you sexually. you make me all hot in my little short shorts. you silly billy! i just wish you were black because I LOVE dark meat. LOL!

  • i wanna shoot your gun off! oow stop me...

  • hahaha my names aaron panther im 39 yrs old, i dont shave cause im a broke ass comedian who blows cock at life, and my jokes are fucking lame with not talent behind them thats why i still live with roommates and touch little boy pee pee's in tucson arizona.. Hahaha get a life you old piece of garbage, no one thinks your funny and your uncle really fucked you up as a kid molesting you.. Only a low life would take the time out to make a new youtube account that looks like mine LOL!

  • hahaahah and i knkow i look like a hypocrite but i rule because i go around and leave anonymous comments everywhere on the internet because i don't have a life. i am scared to say anything to a real persons face that's why i hide behind the computer. i will find out the hard way that being the punk bitch that i am while i'm young will bite me in the ass later. caliph

  • actually, now that i think about it logically, i feel like a jerk. i did come to you first with the verbally abusive comment. i came to you first then went even further. well, i apologize sir. i apologize for being such a douche.

  • on the other hand, winners, like me, go around trolling the internet to heckle others anonymously...

  • aaronpanther smuggles cock in his anal cavity

  • well you know what i think about your mother.

    that said, i googled your dumb user name and i saw all of the comments you left all those other people. i see you are just an ass. your bait won't work here.

    you're just a doak. stay a heckler and keep hiding.

  • blackcockjacking1...that's funny 'because you're racist.

    google the kook and see for yourself

  • shut the fuck up you idiot il kick your ass

  • il fight you

  • wut do you think a boot that?

  • we dont say aboot you racist fag

  • i'm not racist. butt YOU are a bigot it seems.

    either way you are 'THEBOREMAN'...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aawn

  • im getting tired of commenting here and im sure you are to, lets end it.

  • it's 'too', not 'to'.

    write on, let's end it.

  • arizona doesn't have earthquakes, california does. that's their fault.

  • @aaronpanther ha ha haaaaa!!!!

  • i don't think i have fans. why did you remove your comment?

  • your a homo stop useing joe rogans name

  • your mom is a homo

  • and it's 'you're' and 'using' by the way

  • why does every user on here critize spelling? omg im not a good speller get over it

  • neither am i. turn on you're spell check. but your grammer stinks too.

    why do people criticize putting rogan's name in a title? especially when the title doesn't indicate that he's in the video...

  • because they exspect to see joe rogan.

  • been through this...it doesn't say he's in the video.

    why does it bug people like you so much anyway? seems silly to me to get your panties all bunched up in your little short shorts over it.

    you started off by calling me a homo

  • how would you like it if i made a video called aaronpanther says he likes dick... see how that works?

  • that's dumb, i'm not derogatory toward rogan with mine. so no point made.

    butt, go ahead it's a free world...

  • k search for it tomorrow xD

  • you're so brave while hiding behind the safety of anonymity...not.

  • bitch come find me canada alberta peace river