Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) reaches 1 million twitter followers, declares himself new guard of media

[norb1937]

Demi must be hard up for dick to take up with this slob.I guess Bruce was not enough for her.

[christophersmith2304]

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[Siccwaves]

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[ameluz2011]

i cant find him on twitter 2menny fake Ashtons

[xYOSHIONMYARMx]

Where's your car, dude?

[Cmanisthecoolest]

I HATE ASHTON KUTCHER WITH A BURNING PASSION!!!!!

[xxxMarzikinnsxxx]

@Cmanisthecoolest

THANK YOU I FEEL THE SAME,CAN'T STAND HIM HE IS APPORTONISTIC BITCH HOPE TO GOD THEY WILL PULL THE PLUG ON 2AND1/2 MEN.

[heidileighanne]

loyal follower. I love you Ashton!

[nelsongosnell57]

I have to stay relevant or else the only reason anyone knows me is because I am that douche bag who married the old lady

[nelsongosnell57]

Gay as the day is long, who cares how many non friends you have?

[PapaLeGrand]

y is he dressed like an omish person?

[goodsport1]

hes hot

[parisbell66]

wow.... watching Hatin' on '09 and this was represented..... had to come watch, couldn't even stand to watch the full thing... was he serious with this, why is this such an accomplishment to him??? I get that people like to have fun, but c'mon

[anzerme]

Ahhh...Ashton Kutcher, the little boy that Demi aways wanted. I just don't see what someone old enough to be his mother sees in him. The Opie bangs? The silly white hat? His use of phrases like, "ding-dong-ditch" (which sounds like something a 5th grader would say or do (but, of course, poor Ash is probably not as smart as a 5th grader)). He is so immature, it almost makes Demi seem like a pedophile. LOL

[nigel65deck]

It feels like he is talking to himself in the back of a bus

[Mrs0Namikaze]

he has 4 million now

[7900gtx512pwnege]

Wow so how many fake accounts did he waste his time making, a million followers, you would think this video would have a million views, and million ratings.

[javg008]

what a big jerk

[sorbetedechocolate]

how can in earth have this perfect baby skin ??

[FansAshtonKutcher]

Ashton (L)

[pjvalisnochannel]

im citizen of twitter i have twitter to

[wickedcurve]

Also...at :17 is that Dustin Diamond in the upper right hand corner?

[wickedcurve]

Don't know what to say about this guy. A little over 10 years ago he was nothing but a punk college kid not even knowing what he was going to do with his life. Then someone suggested he enter into fresh face contest in IA and he won. Then someone asked him to model, he did, went to NYC, continued the gig there. Then he ends up going to LA to pursue his career there, auditions for That 70's Show and gets it. Now he's married to Demi, a millionaire, and over a million followers on Twitter! Unreal!

[darkelement1988]

3million + atm

[DuchessJulia]

new guard of media

wtf is that

and wth is he gonna do with it?

[diasporans]

I could not find any attractive points from this guy. He talks on and on with no point.

I have a problem how people rate and join club. I suspect though most of his audience might be young American girls. I sense that.....am i wrong help me understand ?

[ninja8dont8cry]

CHUPA

[xjma88x]

Fuck ashton kutcher the public image butcher!

[bcsk8ter]

lol funny ass dave chappelle poem

[wolfvisi0n]

lol someone is making a webpage

[90KW]

Hey guys, he's just fabolous! 2.086.043 twitters are thinking the very same!

[stil29]

Can't complain if you asked for it!!

[rhys21kipling]

i wish i had all the money he has

[soupie]

I wish i got to knob demi moore.

[lNoxtam]

Demi Moore is hotter by the day damnnnn

[donSatalic]

P.O.S. I hate this clown. I wish he would come to South Chicago so I could kick his ass.

[svanoost]

Whats with the hat?Looks silly.

Demi is so beatifull!!

[gmares]

Twiiter+Swine Flue = Ashton

[mslapettiebelle]

what's the point of twitter

I don't understand it

[jfriesen39]

lol no one cares

[BeasTerroR]

hmmm... Washed Up^

[Stutz1934]

I don't really even know what twitter is. None of my friends use it.

[elmo23househead]

idiot

[CannelleInOK]

He was an idiot on That 70's Show and I see he hasn't changed. Is this all these people have to do???????

[fasholike]

u gay

[muiere2]

don't people understand that this shit is taking over our life's? People twit non stop 24 hours a day. I was at Starbucks 2 days ago in Miami and 50 plus people inside with their faces in their cell phone. Twit Twit Twit. Today I'm in Italy at a cafe, and you can have a conversation with real people. I take that anytime over my friend in the states texting that he has to take a shit. We are so lame sometimes.

[SucceedsAtWill]

possibly a bigger faggot than any guy on BRAVO!

[poopydoolarroo]

very true ass koushon is a faggot !

[SucceedsAtWill]

hahahhahaha i never heard that before ass koushon hahahahha i hope i see him some day so i can call him that....that would have been GOLD on the play ground

[poopydoolarroo]

yeah he really sucks his so called comedys are not even funny he sucks balls bruce willis should kick the shit out of him !

[PuddingPuddin]

wow he got almost 500,000 new followers in about 11 days. Whoa.

[ChrEmil]

fuck you ashton, huge faggot!

[betogol123]

watch?v=458b2YnkjLg

[ifyoumustknowask]

He is making a charity donation so this is for a good cause turds

[minicarpooty]

omfg Ashton Kutcher i love you

i wanna suck your cock

[Tanks4sale]

that's disgusting dude!

[ExSoldierSith]

Ashton Kutcher you annoying suck-up sell-out loud bad actor loser. :D

[AnthonyMishima]

Won't someone please punch him in the face?

[1Solitude1]

where the fuck do u buy your clothes ASHTON ( cool name btw ) . You look like a fuckin knob-jockey !

Quit tryin to talk black anall , get yur own culture fuckin fags .

[pimpinnevaslipin]

i can't believe he is highly respect in America. . . .

[Tanks4sale]

i can't believe demi moore married his retarded ass!

[nkofron]

that was hot. i popped a boner. speaking of boner, i was at a wedding one time and this old ladie was dancin, and i was wearin these thin pants, so i catch a peak at this old ladies bloomers and i got a boner. so i'm tryin to hide my boner from her, cause i think she saw it, anyway so my boner is in full force, standing at attention, so i go and stand behind this partition, but what i didnt realize was that everyone had already noticed i popped a boner, so i'm behind this thing with a boner. wtf

[Tanks4sale]

FUCK YOU!

[kingcourt08]

This is like. Lame. Beyond comprehension. Someone's so happy about people stalking his words everyday? Oooh...big friggin deal. Apparently he has nothing else better to celebrate or do in his boring life anymore.

[ryan2993]

soulja boy is gonna reach the million by july

[fastfingersfunk]

WHO?

[imutterfree]

what's the point of this?

[jwiska]

hahaha, what a sad accomplishment

[b1ackic3]

he donated 100 000 $ fucking retard , let's see you do that , let s see you do something useful for this world except consuming our oxygen twat.

[jwiska]

oh damn,

twat, such a harsh word, i almost feel like laughing you damn paulmy

[b1ackic3]

it's supposed to be funny , retard.

[jwiska]

pop goes a beer, beer thirty

[nkofron]

i had a cat like that before. his name was Bobo the Elephant. we used to stay up all night and play card games like, go fish and rummy. one time we had a littl too much fun and Bobo the Elephant clawed me in my face. i freaked out and started screamin and threw him against the wall, and then i freaked even more. there was a bunch of blood comin out of his little head and i screamed, NO, NOT MY BOBO THE ELEPHANT, then i drove him to the vets office and she said i killed him. it was an accident

[pootartproductions]

WOW!

Now you can go fuck yourself!

What a human douche bag!

[IFknHateUTube]

This guy is a fucking douche. What kind of pathetic, uninteresting faggots would subscribe to his twitter?

[opinion56]

HOOORAY TO BAD NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

[kiba161]

to think he'd be able to afford a better camera with the millions he makes a year :|, come on demi help the guy out a bit

[3li3li3li]

get a life Ashton.....is that how you measure success by how many followers you get in twitter

[eon0noe]

What a douche.

[explo1]

i agre you should get a better mic and video quality

[nkofron]

if i ever got 1 mil twitter veiws i'd be happy. i dont have any friends so that would be cool. i havent had any friends for a while now, but i'm gettin better at makin em. i seem to have a problem keeping freinds. i say weird things sometimes and i dont know when to stop. speaking of twitter, what is it? i've never been on that site, can you make friends on there? i dont have much friends. i had a girlfriend onetime but she didnt like me, so anyway thats cool for this guy from that 70s show, wow

[pootartproductions]

You made me cry!

[nkofron]

why?

[explo1]

grats

[TheWiseCommenter]

audio is fucking shit. aren't you rich dude? get a fucking microphone.

[cloudzack1090]

twitter?....

[sharinganclan213]

congradulations....no one really cares

[ih4t3l33t]

Congratulations*

[Soxkse]

lol description!

"Kutcher donates $100,000 to Malaria"

does it even have a use for money?

[thebeast2102]

we still waiting for ashton to release the sex tape her did with demi moore daughter

[jadamu1983]

You say 50 cent - I say Disturbed

You say britney spears - I say Nirvana

You say akon - I say Foo Fighters

You say jonas brothers -I say Linkin Park

You say justin timberlake - I say ACDC

You say high school musical - I say Avenged Sevenfold

You say miley cyrus - I say 30 Seconds to Mars

92% of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop.If your one of the 8% who like to HEADBANG and DISTURB THE PEACE copy and paste to 5 videos KEEP THE SPIRIT OF ROCK!

[EyeamEJ]

Fuck Ashton and Oprah.

They ruined twitter.

[zkforce09]

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[3903foster]

be one of the millions surfing my blogs

[soulreaper108]

Wow stop fucking hating guys you guys would do the same if you had this much fame.

[toansj]

rewoah woah woah i got a million cyber follower.......wat an accomplishment.

[bluereaperz]

hahahaha internet fame is such a fickle thing

[flex2125]

seriously, who gives a fuck? dumass

[PwnNubtarzz]

Faggot's lucky he got such a headstart... He would of never called up the contest if he hadn't already been so close. Basement Dad is king

[Gonk]

eww gross Ashton Kutcher reminds me of a nasty lookin booger, god he's soo fuckin annoying who the fuck is following him on Twitter? really? sick...it must be those old cougar bitches who want him to fuck there cob webbed vaginas!

[Rikotistic]

Demi is a babe! Five!

[acsballa]

Why's his grandma with him?

[razorbackinaustin]

PUNKY BREWSTER AT BEGINNING

[mdtm16]

While he still has money to donate, I still support him.

[jmeiskues]

lol what a douchebag

[GayBooi]

whos the woman who kissed him? whoree

[Dizagaox]

That's actress Demi Moore, i.e. his wife, you reject.

[itscintra]

his wife? idiot.

[GayBooi]

oh ok, i thought its ur mom.

[Aldind2x]

Ashton Kutcher is the Fred of Twitter.

[biggynwo]

Nice Congratz, Check out my site! Comedy Vids!

[aliceXXXmika]

damn. he's hot

[wolfy2424]

There lies his greatest accomplishment in life...Can you go away now?

[Theboardsurfer]

Demi is so HOT XOXO

[SimplyPolitical]

Million, at least 25% of them are users who will never sign in again.

[efrainplaza7]

1,448,593 now

[spookypen]

GOOO JONB ASHON KOOSHER.

[cadreMe]

Ashton the boy who wooed a big movie star and now lives a kept life doing nothing. He's probably diddling his wife's kids - they are his own age. This guy makes me sick to even know that he exists. Pathetic - grow up and get a real job boy

[roadamerica2008]

Kelso!

[BraziliAna]

I enjoy his acting but I do not think this is as important as he makes it appear. I wish he had paid his wife more attention when she was around him on the video ie had celebrated with her by huggin her instead of have her nearly force him to kiss her. He seems to be too much into himself right now and I do not think this is great. He is very lucky she overlooks his immaturity. I would not.

[whiskeycss]

BraziliAna ladies and gentlemen.

*Round of Applause*

[mzright23]

Ashton never read these comments, they are filled with people who can not and will not find happiness in the little things... Congrats!

[klex269]

im not following u and i wont

[Tomgrrl]

I can't imagine a more meaningless piece of 'news.'

[underground24020]

In May 2008 Ashton Kutcher was on the cover of Details Magazine. On pg 92 of that issue is an article entitled, "Virtual Popularity Isn't Cool-It's Pathetic". How ironic

[motionmachinelabs]

Heh to me it's more of a popularity contest than a "social media milestone" as CNN puts it, but it's very interesting to see how Twitter is making people who were once inaccessible in front of an audience without a handler in between. While I hate celebrity news and the sort, imagine how events like this could bring business and academia into the public arena.

[luv4piggy]

I recorded the same thing!

I am glad I am not the only one.

we need to get the word out on the deadly disease, malaria

[carlosandresgomezc]

9:55 Yeah

[fadedyouthblogdotcom]

Ashton is an insufferable, self-important douchebag.

[kali4niadazed]

What a Ride, Rush, Allowing us to follow the live ustream and twitt with you for almost the last 5 thousand people untill you shared your chinese dinner then we continued. Sweating it out, getting excited, holy crap, what a way to take over the airways and take control. I enjoyed the ride tremdously excited about it all. Hugz Kali4niadazed