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  • I didn't even have to watch this particular review before to know Joe would complain about the 3d.

  • 3Dtvs' are actually pretty cool, its only in the cinema where its shit.

  • Personally I refuse to watch any of the resident evil films because it's not based off the video games. The movies look like they suck anyway!!!!

  • They should of gone with the plot from the video games.

  • They don't explain because it's so blatantly obvious to even the rare minority of movie goers. I have played the games, too much my friends say. I like the movies I think the characters are good, the soundtrack is phenomenal, the action scenes are great.

    Your so arrogant to say that anyone who has watched a Resident Evil movie is a common stupid movie goer, the well over 350,000,000,00 they have grossed from the four movies.

    Again you call me an idiot, check your comment then back at mine.

  • I always get eye strain watching 3D. Fuck 3d!

  • I thought it was good,not great,but good.

  • This review sucked, the soundtrack is awesome for one!

    Two it's not a new introduced character if you bothered to watch the second movie or play the fifth game you would realise it's Jill oh yeah and don't forget that Paul actually took the time to bring back the original Jill from Resident Evil2.

  • @TheCdeboy your a moron jill wasint in resident evil 2 it was leon and claire jill was in 1 and 5 dont speak if you dont know what your talking about you know nothing about the games

  • @twistedzombie5 Fucking idiot I was talking about from the movie, how the hell would they bring her from the game.

  • @TheCdeboy oh so they can butcher the character of jill some more still no thanks me the idiot here i think not

  • @twistedzombie5 So your not the idiot?

    You misread my comment, tried to slate me when you had no idea what your on about oh and don't forget the fact you can't structure a proper sentence.

    Do you remember how much of a fan base Jill had in RE2 (MOVIE had to emphasize that for you)?

  • @TheCdeboy not really hard core fans thought she was brought down cause she wasint the one to fight or kill nemisis so its better for them not to use her at all then make her character look weaker then the stupid directors wife main character and i can structure a sentance on the internet wow am i dumb and i did interperate your comment but just to turn it around and go against saying anything good about the horrible movies they make of a beloved game franchise my favorite one to be exact

  • @twistedzombie5 Look kid anyone with half a brain would realize it would be Alice against the Nemesis because Nemesis was in fact Matt who was mutated by the Licker in Resident Evil 1, so in fact hardcore fans realized this in at the end of Resident Evil 1.

    Schooled.

  • @TheCdeboy I AM TALKING ABOUT THE GAMES IN THE GAMES JILL FOUGHT NEMISIS SHE KILLED NEMISIS ALICE NEVER EXISTED THE FIRST MOVIE AND ALL OF THEM ARE BULLSHIT the games are better the movies are shit thats what im saying

  • @twistedzombie5 Alice did exist in the first movie.

    I think they're both great the games are phenomenal but the films has always had it's own difference that keeps it at the same timeline just different story.

  • @TheCdeboy ya she did exist in the first movie but not in the first game thats what point im trying to make dude

  • @twistedzombie5 Alice isn't in ANY of the games.

  • @TheCdeboy ya thats why she shouldint be in the movies either

  • @twistedzombie5 Then it would just be a stupid copy and paste of the games, for Gods sakes.

  • @TheCdeboy but if you havent played the games and thats what we wanna see our favorite characters doing what they do on the big screen except without all the puzzles maybe the ones where like they kill you like an indiana jones puzzle/trap

  • @twistedzombie5 You did see Chris, Claire, Jill, Executioner etc etc.

  • @TheCdeboy yes but they had no reason to be there they dont explain them chris should have been in the 1st movie claire in the 2nd etc. the exicutioner had no reason to be there he just came out of no where a sign of a bad movie sure people who play the games know who they are but commen movie goers dont this doesint change the fact its just a bad movie in general having nothing to do with the games just adds on to it

  • @twistedzombie5 Paul has spent countless hours playing the games and during EVERY movie development meet with the guys from Capcom and they BOTH extract ideas from each other, you can't say it's a bad movie because YOU thought the character should of been in previous films.

    Get out of your moms basement.

  • @TheCdeboy schooled

  • @TheCdeboy obviously youve never played the games so how would you know most of the things in the movie if they dont explain and its a shit movie cause they dont explain for people who havent played the games thats why its a shit movie so why do you like it? oh ya cause your the commen stupid movie goer that thinks everything they see is good even know its shit so yes like before you are the idiot

  • I'm a real fan of both the games + movies I enjoy watching these movies with cast/director commentary to see how as people they have developed in the film making industry, unfortunately Paul went from a grade A writer + directer to a definite C with this movie.

    That doesn't mean it's a bad film because it isn't theres allot of very cool moments extracted from the games, I just think he tried to cram too much into the film that should of been spaced, the biggest problem though is the pacing.

    7/10

  • 3D is good for adding depth to landscapes, not for throwing shit in your face..

  • they need to give you battery-powered shutter glasses, they are awesome, still annoying after extended use.. such as 15 minutes -.-

  • dude joe in florida it costs like 50 dollars to see a movie in 3d you should be happy you have to only pay 14 dollars

  • I knew this movie was terrible even before I saw it

  • Resident evil Movies are just terrible, end of....

  • angry joe the person at the end is jill valatine . it you watch the wesker fight is riped from re5

  • Why not just download it HD it's free.

  • Dear Joe...

    I love your reviews but please stop deducting so much fro 3D if you hate it so much wait for Blu-Ray.

  • This. 1 was the best of all the films not sure if that saying much

  • @filmmakerkenny The three films have grossed over 300 million so yeah it's saying allot.

  • @TheCdeboy 300 million so thats y w s anderson keeps making sequals its a cash grab and its worked 4 times now

  • @filmmakerkenny Pretty much and that figure is 2 years old so...

  • Oh yeah and there is a rumor that in the new RE movie Leon is going to be introduced. If they do that and fuck him up.....

  • This movie put me to sleep, literally. It was so boring and uninteresting. Also for some reason Alice just pisses me off when I see her face. Not the actress the character she plays.

  • To hell with 3D!

  • Good God I hate these movies. Big time.

  • seriously I'm just waiting for damnation and resident evil 6 saw this movie (on tv for free) and it was just awful/

  • try putting 3d in a good movie for once!!

  • Red/Blue Cyan 3D is way better! And it's old school too!

  • I'm never gonna get those brains cells back I've lost watching this abomination

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  • YOU GOTTA HATE FUCKIN' 3D!!

    ...and crappy movies of course =P

  • She can be sexy in a tomb raider reboot.. i don't want her in my resident evil movies. -_-

  • honestly why do people like these kinda bullshit films , please newcomers to this franchise if u want to know about resident evil please i repeat please do not watch any of these god damned awful acted films play the games and experience real horror , THUMBS UP SO PPL CAN SEE

  • Funny thing is that the Underworld series has reached Resident Evil level, with Underworld: Awakening. Everything that was said in this review for Afterlife I pretty much said in my review of Awakening.

  • Two words: Alternative Universe!

  • Hey Joe, did you know that there is a new Resident evil movie comming?

    Resident Evil: Retribution

  • I actually had fun watching this movie in 3D and I enjoyed the movie in general. I know that I'm going to get alot of hate for saying this, but after watching it in 3D and for having a good time: i will not only buy this movie on VUDU, but I'm also going to recommend to those who like this movie series (Like me). I cannot wait for Resident Evil: Retribution 3D to come out this year! :D Paul W.S. Anderson you have my full support! ;)

  • @powerbeam08 i respect your opinion

  • i still think these movies are the best video game adaptations too come out

  • i actually like this movie, its cool action movie, true it makes no sense with the story but still as long as zmobies die people win im happy, and the "Chris Redfield" idea and this actor that played in this prison tv series was kind of funny irony to me, im just saying its a fine movie

  • @SUPERSEXMACHINE100 I agree with you 100% My friend. I have to ignore angry Joe's review and see the film myself. and you know what, I had such a fun and good time with it. I am not kidding you when I say that the resident evil movie series is alot better than the idiotic transformers trilogy. did you managed to see Resident evil afterlife in 3D? :)

  • i guess he wont be seeing resident evil retribution in 3d someone please kill Paul w.s. Anderson

  • I only buy games I know are crappy used :D That way I know those people DON'T GET MY MONEY!

  • thats supposed to be wesker, pefff..haha wow

  • Well 3D sucks balls... Sucks so hard. Its just makes my eyes hurt. Becouse after 15 minutes I do not see any difference betwen 3d and 2d. This shit just makes my eyes hurt. If the movie is bad (and Resident Evil Afterlife is fucking retarded!!!) some 3D bullcrap will not make this fucking piece of crap any GOOD! God fucking damn it! Who...WHO need that all 3D bullcrap anyway?! Tickets for this shit are 3x more expensive than the regular ones! If the movie is good I can watch it on my crappy PC!

  • The first 30 Seconds was Hilarious.

  • $13.50 for a movie for 3d dont move to aus joe its like $20 for normal b4 you raid the candy bar

  • Zombie can't swim because sharks are in the water, Anyone see Zombi?

  • @twilightzoneseinfeld Actually, there ARE zombie swimmers, anyone play House of the Dead 2? Unless those things are something else.

  • @twilightzoneseinfeld i dont really count those as zombies i count them as swamp mounters

  • woah woah woah the character at the end of the credits is Jill, she was in the second movie.

  • If he's pissed at the price then he should come to hawaii! :D

  • I actually really liked the other Resident Evil movies, and then she lost her powers and the only thing that made the Resident evil movies interesting was lost and now its just been chucked in the massive pile of all the other zombie movies no-one gives a shit about.

  • @MAIDENCASTLEVANIAN oh I know, how glad I am that its not happening, at least from what I've heard... For the love of God, keep Anderson away from EVERY video game franchise in the future... It would be the same movie over and over I guarantee you: His wife kicking ass, and looking sexy at some point... Ugh...

  • I love that philosophical note. We can really dig deeply into it.

  • to be honest i only see those movies because of milla jovovich is attractive as hell

  • ridiculous movie... the Silent Hill movie is not so good, but way better than all the RE movies together...

  • how long will the movie actually be without slow-mo?

  • shes not a new character ... shes jill ...

  • 3d is cool in the right film. its being over used for money. go see a thriller in 3d where things come at you to make you jump. thats worth the 3d. ive also been to a 3d thing in imax watching a documentary about fish and the sea and it litterlally felt like you are under water. jelly fish swimming in your face that you litterally tried to grab

  • the only thing i like about watching 3d movies is that you get an extra big chair :D

  • @charmmuffin they give you a big chair? they dont do that wer i go

  • @imazombeh1 well uppsala in sweden is awesome big chairs!!!!!

  • @charmmuffin i dont

  • @agearmaster1 well im one lucky son of a bitch

  • Didnt like this movie much for the following reasons: 1# Uses slow-mo almost all the time and uses it unnecessarily in some scenes. 2# Zombies are no longer how they were in the other films .i felt like i was watching The Matrix and not the zombie horror i use to love. Then there is the part about continuing a movie with a game..that just doesnt make sence at all to me but thats just my opinion.

  • This movie is shit who agrees?

  • @TheMkreptile8860 Fuck yeah it BLOWS XD

  • @narutoluvsbleach20 first 10 mins already hated it lol im for real

  • I used to Like resident evil afterlife, but then i took a brain to the skull....

  • You know what... i dont find 3D anoying since the movie theaters close to me have ACTUALLY GOOD 3D.... yeah that seems horrible but its true, but the thing i hate is that 3D is in movies that don't really need the 3D element (like Pirates 4) Greetings from Finland.... + THE 4th RESIDENT EVIL FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!

  • That big guy looks like F***ing Hades from God of War

  • I agree with Joe : 3D sucks

  • to me the resident evil movies are just good ol' action and zombie slaying fun- nothing more :3

  • I used to think this movie might be good, then I took a pair of glasses to the face.

  • 8:23 to 8:31 "A new character we've never seen before" ? It's Jill Valentine, also it's the same actress who played her in the 2nd Resident Evil movie "Apocalypse" but this time around shes in her Resident Evil 5 costume and being controlled by Wesker.

  • meh i liked it since i didnt pay attention to the story/chars and havnt watched the previous ones

  • Lol @ anyone who has paid or even wanted to watch a movie in 3D

  • thank god I'm not the only one who thinks 3D is complete garbage.

    

  • @yujiro1337 I think 3D is cool but not needed

  • @yujiro1337 3D is one of the most pointless advances in technology ever!

  • @MrShizking totally agree

  • @yujiro1337 you're right on that its complete trash a stupid gimmick to take more money from people no matter how many times they try to bring it back its always trash

  • @yujiro1337 We really need to form an anti-3D army or something....

  • I've Never Agreed 100% With A Guy With A 70's Porn Mustache Until Now :)

  • Uhh Fuck you, Joe.

    Resident Evil 5 kicks ass!

  • @KennethMoreland As an over-the-shoulder shooter it is competent, as a resident evil game it is the most retarded thing...

  • @KennethMoreland Uhh Fuck you, Kenneth.

    Resident Evil 5 blows!

  • @KennethMoreland horrible compared to the other 6

  • the music on resident evil is crazy ! but the movies do need work

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocal! is not shot in 3-D. :D

  • I can't see movies r anything in 3D 'cuz I always get headaches after 10 mins.What's worse is that every theater has the movies in 3D,so I can't watch any movie until it comes out in DVD or Blue-Ray or pirated them(don't like that option but...).So yeah,f*ck 3D!

  • ...At least the black guy survives, OOPS DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD! :3

  • @DRAGOON2ONIONKNIGHT Nice. a little over the top but nice

  • These 'Resident Evil' movies are the worst, sadly I wasted my money watching Afterlife in 3D in which the 3D only made it SLIGHTLY better but overall, it sucked, although I was hoping it had improved. However, I agree, the resident evil 'movies' seem to be butchering the franchise along with the recent 'Resident Evil games'. Capcom seem to be doing absolutely nothing to resolve this and no longer care about what the true fans really want anymore and only care for the money they rake in, shame.

  • The only thing I didn't like about this movie is that I didn't get that feeling of being afraid for the characters getting infected.

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  • i remmember saw an article somewhere that say that most american hav esome weird eye problem and cannot see the 3d effect. maybe that's why angry joe can't see teh effect clearly.for me 3d is fine but i prefer not to see it

  • why do they keep making those?

  • zombie shark ftw

  • Why do people act like they're always being forced to watch movies in 3D?

  • @CynicalVision Because a lot of movies when you see them only have the 3d version so you ARE forced to watch in 3d.

  • you won`t enjoy 3d in theater...just pick HDTV more 50 inch and see how great 3D is

  • the only part i enjoyed was the shot for shot wesker fight remake from resident evil 5 until they started shooting wesker a bunch of times at the end of the fight, stupid.

    also i didnt understand why a random executio-oh wait your cover that already...

  • Resident Evil 5 is not bad game!!!!

  • @MrReiskaseiska Sadly, I would have to disagree. Resident Evil 5 cannot POSSIBLY be apart of the Resident Evil Franchise, I say the same for Resident Evil 4. Resident Evil started off as SURVIVAL HORROR and should have stayed as such rather than turning it into another action/adventure game, not saying all action/adventure games are bad but should never have changed this game series the way they have because now it is just going down the drain and needs to be put down if not returned to normal.

  • It's probably not good to mention that a fifth RE movie is on the way, and it will probably be just as bad, if not worse.

    Resident Evil: Damnation.

  • lmao, the prison break dude, in a prison! lol

  • HOLY SHIT!!! if you have poor eyesight, YOU DON'T NEED THE GLASSES! just take off your glasses and it will look clear!

    

  • you think $13.50 is bad? in Australia we have to pay $20, which is basically 17-20 american dollars

  • @MJMfilming in soviet russia, movies pay for you.

  • I would pay to see zombie sharks in a movie :P

  • @VengadorDorado91 if thats the case go watch Jaws. that fuckin shark always come back to eat people . if anything that fucking shark is a zombie

  • Ok i just watched for reviews of yours. Do you actually enjoy any movies or are you just a troll? GO RE, go Milla!

  • @ImBoyD20 Joe does not troll.

  • joe is the most retarded person EVER how do you not know the difference between zombies and las plagas

  • @timfromacounting they never explain what they are in the movie, if u played the games, u can tell what they are

  • @metirmavol15 hey fucktard . u do realise angry joe.is doin this for the sake of people and their money if you cant appreciate his work then fuck off.

  • Angryjoe,just imagine he throws the 3D GLASSES,because that's what you should do!

    fuck 3D,they sucks balls

  • worst RE movie EVER!!!

    in the beginnign of the movie all i saw was this 08:09 . just great 3d diarrhea

  • this whole movie is one big 90 minute slo mo music video

  • And if want to see a really good game-licensed movie? See the Mini-film Assassins Creed: Lineage.

  • Fuck you Joe! Me and my friends liked this movies!! Maybe because we're Hardcore Resident Evil fans... And we even like RE5...

    I am not gonna trust Angry Joe movie review ANYMORE!!!!!

    And i am a guy who accepts bad acting as a part of the character.

  • it's not aimed at the Fans, its only aimed for the Money and that's it

  • 0:10 terrible rip-off from almost identical scene in RE5

  • Is that much of the movie actually in slomo? If so then the movie in actuality is probably less than an hour long.

  • Slowmo makes your half hours long movies a full lenght movie..... 

  • this was so shit damm it 

  • Only thing good about Resident Evil is the soundtrack

  • Why's Wesker so bad ass? What's his lore?:o

  • try wearing fucking big ass 3d glasses over my glasses one time i was watching a awesome 3d movie and there was this fucking incredible 3d part and my 3d glasses fell off and i missed it i was so pissed

  • I like the movie but i also agreed with Joe they are fucking up the resident evil franchise.

    I really do not know why i like these movie

  • This movie is shit, DO NOR FUCK WITH a Game 

  • Although 3D doesn't give me headaches I still think its fucking stupid

  • Jill in the credits pissed me off

  • 5:29 THAT VFX WAS A TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!

  • too late .--.

  • 4:34 Multipass? ARE YOU SERIOUS?. That HAS to be the stupidest thing ive heard heard in a movie! and i thought "i did not hit her its not true its bullshit i did not hit her i did nawt.......oh hi mark" from "the room" was incredibly stupid but this is just horrendus

  • this movie is the reason why i havent gone to theatres to see a new movie.

    the last time i saw a new movie was Coraline. and that was 4 YEARS AGO!

  • I waited until i could torrent it, what a waste of computer memory... this movie offered nothing they just jumped on the 3d wagon as fast as it could, because they knew it would fade quickly.

  • C'mon, Joe, at least it was better than the 3rd one.

  • @maujo2009 No it wasn't, Resident Evil Extinction directed by Russell Mulcahy is by far the best of these inferior game adaptations.

  • @pypeworld Anderson was still connected throughout though, whether writing or producing, and now he has full control again with Afterlife...Ugh... So you thought the 3rd was the best? Well I hate all 4, so I can't say. lol

  • I really like how you repeat yourself a lot in almost all your movie reviews telling people to either don't see the movie or to go see the movie. Great job man! And I'm totally with you on the whole anti-3D thing.

  • In Denmark we pay 16,50 $ for a standard movieticket... And this movie sucks...

  • i thought it was good

  • i acctually like 3d :D, ohh n u should go back to special ed!!!

  • Hollywood: Brings you tomorrow's fails today

  • @ItamarO93 and turns yesterdays wins into todays fails

  • Yes Joe, I agree with you. Considering that 99.999% of 3D effects do not look good, you're basically paying more for a blurry movie.

  • Who the hell is giving rights to Hollywood to go make shitty films? Dragon ball, Last Air Bender, The whole fucking resident evil series was a joke. If your thinking of making a movie out of fictional games, do the world & the fans a favor and spend your money on something else.

    P.S~ Who the hell is Alice & why is she in the story?