Bad life, Choosing a University, Black Ops sound

[ElNeNeKOOl]

i dont know but in black ops i hear footsteps very clearly,but when i play mw2 and mw3 i dont hear shit

[BoliverManJose]

Minnesota has good colleges like UofM an UMD, come up herez!!

[pimpmyllama1]

oh. my. god. the first message was freakin epic.

[jaredanson123]

wow that guy went 0-29

[TheRadPlayer]

Education costs money?

MADNESS!!

[schnouttz]

@TheRadPlayer Madness?? THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[keshavtennisplayer]

@schnouttz

*Kick*

[0111langer]

get a fucking life u fucktard



[XxBlindLightningxX]

Lol perfect timing go to 6:09

[tastelikebutter]

for a second i thought woody was cold for laughing at the 1st messenger but then i started to realize the joke lol

[r4nd0mi1]

In Finland here in europe you have to pass a really hard test to get to college and the study usually takes like 5 years..After that u have to make the graduation work that has to be a 100 page work. Im 19 and i know that I like economics but I think that the graduation work would be to much for me. Im not much of a reader but I actually got really good grades on high school without reading.In college it could not be the case. should i pick polytechnics on economics 'cos its easier.?

[MyGamerbro]

I'm Greek O.o

[PastorelloPowerTeam7]

@MyGamerbro Me too.

[bngibbs]

I seriously did not get the first one until the last sentence. -_-

[RyanBrownTV]

that was great :D

[MrBoowner]

went he to minnesota?

[FrayedEnds0fSanity]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L!!!!!!!!!! The first one freakin genius.

Woodys the best for taken everything so well.

[MadMarcusProductionz]

The first letter was so awesome, whoever thought of that... Nice!

[icejetsrok]

I lmao'ed when I heard the last sentence of the first letter

[koolanator]

MW3 sound (to me) is good....

MW3 Mic System.... wtf happened there? They took the Treyarch audio system and morphed it into a mic system in MW3

[CodMaster601]

haha you think this sound is bad, Mw3's is the worst.

[noahj199]

lol at the first one

[alecpk97]

Omg dude i use the cheapest headset out there! The footsteps are one of the things that get me going! I USE NINJA ALL DA TIME. Its not hard, The footsteps dont have to be All in yo face to be heard, they are perfect the way they are and im acualy glad people think of it that way, Now i can soundwhore people without ninja. Now keep your hacker and 2nd chance you noobs while i pwn you from behind, from the side, and up front Cause i never lose. -Ps3 Alecpk

[JohnIsYoDaddy]

@alecpk97 They've patched the footstep sound since this video was uploaded. You're abit late mate.

[WastedMonkeyFilms]

GO MINESOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rej327]

It took me a second to get that first one. Genius.

[jachkofak]

why would you use a blue dot?? you can't even see it most of the time

[mbc14k]

the 1st one made me lol

[jenardude100]

HAHAAHAHAHA i didn't get the first letter but when woody said he was spongebob and i looked at the letter again and again and i figured it out hahahaha

[money1loser]

What college did you go to Woody??

[minimanjustin]

that awkward moment when the first letter was real D:

[dannyb13579]

so call of duty 3s sound mustve been pretty good

[MrMinecraftmaster100]

let only little channels in so it will be equal

[ltveco8]

that first guy was awsome

[golferguy251]

oh wow at first i didnt get the first one but then i did haha that was funny

[CJHGSY]

Woody, I am a great fan and I love your videos!

I'm 11 years old.

One of my old best friends is now saying that everyone in my year is talking behind my back! He is a 'Toxic Friend' but he is one of the 'cool' ones that everybody likes. I don't want to 'dump' him as most people in the year are good friends with him!

Please help me Woody!

It would be great if you could answer! But it probably won't go on Mali Monday as it is not about 'sex'!

[TheJoeKM]

The first letter was fucking genius!

[TJ3T151]

WOODY MAN I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!

well ever since my girlfriend dumped me 2 months ago no girls like me and i was wondering if you could give me some advice..

P.S. im a really big fan.

it would be a great pleasure if you can get back to me even if its not in mail mondays but please get back..

[iluvcake9]

WOODY PLEASE HELP!

Okay, there is a girl that likes me but I hate her. I just don't want to say it to her. She acts like a moron and gets annoying. She talks and never stops. She just won't leave me alone. Please help! How I found out, my friend told me that she liked me.

[DickInTehButt]

@iluvcake9 Tell her your gay.

[thebestmexican0]

@DickInTehButt btfu

[thebestmexican0]

@DickInTehButt btfu

[mattiebeast]

How can I message woody

[Spallone17]

i thought the first one was real until he said i live in a pineapple under the sea

[MrDavidponton]

@Spallone17 u soiled the surprise

[Spallone17]

@MrDavidponton dude its not my fault you decided to read the comments before watching the video, you soiled it for yourself and if your so pre-occupied with reading the comments before watching the video, you'll see that im not the only one out of the hundreds of people that talk about the guy living in a pineapple.

[AvengerB0i]

i just lost my god damn mind

[Vkroar]

I feel bad for the 19 year old guy who lives in the pineapple

[AvengerB0i]

@Vkroar UNDER THE SEA!

[AIUSTIIIN]

MN represent!

[TheSundayScoop]

thumbs up if you thought the first story was fake till you heard him say he lives in a pineapple

[hickshrtg2012]

i felt sorry for the first guy till i heard pineapple lol

[dannytruscott]

Oh my God, that first one was brilliant

[bigbats275]

omg totally didnt get the spongebob reference till woody said it

[tUrtledpantz]

Check out my channel, it would mean a lot to me!

[Luisgui76]

Dear Woody you often help people with girl issues so here it goes.

There is this girl that everytime i go to her house she flirts kinda like we are partially flirting with eachother so yeah i really like her snd she is one year older than me she often compliments me and asks to play truth or dare and spin the bottle type games. Now here is the problem She is my best friends sister. I want to go for her but i do not know how he would react so should i go for her?

[mexicanpistolero]

@Luisgui76 maybe its cause your black.....and gay

[Luisgui76]

@mexicanpistolero wait mexican? SOMEBODY CALL LA MIGRA fucking bitch 12 year old

[CODforCHARITY]

@Luisgui76 if he is your real friend it wouldnt matter, as long as you dont chill with your girl and your friend at the same time.

[MegaBelkin54G]

@CODforCHARITY Hey optigolfer!

[CODforCHARITY]

@MegaBelkin54G ahahahah hey bro!



[Miniman131097]

Thumbs up if when he said he lives in a pineapple under the tree you read the letter again.. and laughed xD

[mindmaster323]

the first letter was funny because my little brother is watching spongebob right next to me while i was watching this

[THCsGUNNERS]

fuck no its cold as shit here in minnesota dont come here

[afromaniac1000]

@THCsGUNNERS not this year

[instincttrickshots]

did anybody realize spongebob?

[woahbaby1995]

woody will u adopt me

[TrollFYI]

this looks so shitty on 240p

[mrliammcdonald]

worse than counterstrike js



[ShotDownChoppa]

Lolz. I Got A University Ad.  :P

[maulthewall245]

4:02 floating gun

[MasterJackPacker]

1st messager deserves a fucking medal! genius :D

[Jhon47807]

Only real man use purpel dots :D

[ForBelowTheAverage]

The sound from World at War is the best in my opinion, especially if you watch the video on what they did to give the different effects of the sound bouncing off the environment and how if your close enough you can actually here the bolt being slammed back after the shot. One of the coolest things they said, also that I've noticed, is the real-time breaking of the sound barrier when the bullets are shot.

[TheMinecratMaster]

IM FROM MINNESOTA

[yonisdiriye123]

@TheMinecratMaster me too!!

[Blarpacho]

Wii sound is fine :P

[ILYxIW]

1st one of 4chan copy pasta, what a fag leech.

[manuxsx]

in the middle the war you can hear the footsteps??? i don't think so.

[MrHjld]

Dear woody,

At my school district I hve the choice of goin to a gheto hi skool but with my friends or a supr smart high school where thy teach u completely diferently. With the first hi school it will be easier to go to college because of less competition so I look alot better, but it is constantly plagued by gang wars and etc. In the other 1, I hve a few friends going there but its very competitive and alot hrder 2 get into college but, the skool prepares u for college. Wich 1 should i go 2

[NightFox116]

@MrHjld Obviously, you go to a ghetto high school considering the fact that your spelling is terrible. I bet you don't even have atleast a 3.50 GPA.

[MrHjld]

@NightFox116 I spelled things incorrectly and etc. because Youtube has a 500 character limit. If you copy and paste my comment on Microsoft Word, you can confirm this. And I still go to middle school. Ohh and barely a 3.5 GPA? If I were in high school I would have close to a 5.0 (considering that I have Pre-AP classes). I got just one B and every other grade was above a 96.

[NightFox116]

@MrHjld There's no such thing as a 5.0 GPA. And why would you ever get a B!

[MrHjld]

@NightFox116 Yes, there is such thing as a 5.0. And I got a B because I was absent during the lesson.

[BoDogg93]

@MrHjld you cannot get a 5.0. there is no gpa higher than a 4.0. that is an a average. there is no grade higher than an a dumbass

[MrHjld]

@BoDogg93 How can you talk about my spelling when you don't know how to capitalize something?

[xxSCOTTxxs]

@BoDogg93

Some are based out of 7 now.

[asfadasfa1234]

@BoDogg93 If you take ALL ap/honors classes you CAN get a 5.0 if you get an A in every single one of them. AP/honors are worth an extra grade point

[crazyhand97]

@RadianceLOL YEEAHH BRO PC IS THE BEST

[DMTTMC]

@RadianceLOL hes a console game i dont think that is ubject to change

[xXCrosssfireKidXx]

hahhahah i get it!!!!!

[firecube60]

Floating gun at 4:03?

[DezmondBallins]

@firecube60 wtf are you talking about

[firecube60]

@DezmondBallins there's a floating gun to the left of the sentry gun.

[darkwolf8441]

OK NOOOWWW i get the first letter xDFD

[Mrnallum]

I live in Ontario and Im a senior what is the greek system Woody? :S

[yamachicken]

i'm drunk

THUMBS UP SO YOUR MOM CAN SEE

[AndyWolf9017]

Now I feel like a terrible person when I watch SpongeBob and laugh.

[TheElvemageFGamingCL]

spongebob is 22...

[TheFilipinoNinja10]

Wow, I never thought of Spongebob in that way.

[Kevorama692]

minnesota :D

[GeeFromDaBlock12]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 1ST LETTER

[stripe050812]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!! SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!

[erik22096]

the first one made think twice. then I was LMAO!

[Puckly2010]

hey woody if you just happen to read this. What are your favorite sports teams? you mentioned you went to a school in Philly, so i was wondering if you that swayed you in one direction or if you already had your teams?

[zKUBOTAz]

lol sometimes they are suicidal, he says it likes its nothing. lol

[thehuntman222]

GO TO MN its not that bad in mn

[P3NN4Z]

@thehuntman222 thats where i live



[venalx3]

Woody I think you should've answered the first one like you're pretending it was an actual mail without the last sentence

[martyrization]

I have mad respect for Woody

[mrnosy1]

You should be a life coach

[THEsadPENGUIN3]

@thommygun0 twice three damn times

[mrkrill1]

thumbs up if you fucking love the first mail :D hahaha :D

[SnakeeEta]

ahaha whoever sent in the first one is fucking amazing.

[zeztro]

in scotland college is free well all except accomadation

[rikkarit]

in my country we have to coose our career around 16 to 19 years old

[thCODking91]

@rikkarit

what country bro?

[rikkarit]

@thCODking91 Finland

[killerkombat428]

i loved the first one holy shit that was like a punch to the face it was so raandom

[Mrlukmania]

dont understand me wrong (not a hatter) but i found this funny

..sometimes they want a girl advice, sometimes they re suicidel ... lol

[sethz91]

dang ur from philly how can u become any greater

[BillyWatt17]

@thommygun0  dude i just realised what it was loooool

[SgtAwesome6]

LOL spongebob sent woody a message

[xsquirrelstewx]

1st letter was fucking hilarious

[zXThatNinjaXz]

@xsquirrelstewx

lol XD

[stickman1925]

at first i was like how could you woody be so mean to this person!? then i was like ooooooooooooo

[Zeightix]

Anyone else keep thinking about the Scooby-doo copypasta story told from the perspective of Fred when reading the spongebob mail?

Things like these are hilarious

even the pokemon story that ends with

"And all i ever wanted to be was a pokemon master"

just cracks me up

[Salvationman51]

yea, go minnesota.

[Graecicc]

I really feel for all the people that are upset about leaving their families for college/university. Here in Australia, we have a t least one university in just about any town with a decent size population and in my city alone there are about 6. After hearing the second mail ( the first REAL mail :P) i felt really lucky

[MrBalluba]

48 ppl dont like mondays

[DasNovaBoi]

zomg that 1st letter was lolcats

[ThatGuyWhoPlaysMC]

they messed up the sound but fixed it a different way, you make more vocal noises and non feet noises

[ThatGuyWhoPlaysMC]

ok, i was NOT expecting spongebob square-pants, even though i've heard that before.

[farhanpwns]

I ROFLED at the first one LOL!

[TheHalomaster64]

when i heard minnesota i pissed my pant GO MINNESOTA!!

[xXJoeeeBoYXx]

I saw that comment on one of the earlier ones, the first one xD

[iEatChickenz]

Whats a 'greek' system?

[mriawsome]

pot or ciggarets

[MrPosiedon12]

damn, 7:41 0-29 give him props for not rage quiting cause if that was me i would have raged quit at death 10

[TheHomieProject]

Go to the college in Minnesota that's were I live u go man university of minnesota

[WarrantCyanide]

Does anyone notice that the stamp at the beginning of the video says "1337" on it? lol

[XxRaNDoMbitCh135xX]

people are so personal wit him its weird

[5dg4]

Oh gosh someone write a fairly oddparents version of the first message

[100Mrfireman]

the first message was funny to me because i was watching sponge bob and had no idea what he was talking about XD

[Vip3rC4in0022]

LOL Krusty Krab = Local Cook

Squidward = Hates my guts

Sandy = Crush

Patrick = kid

[schmitz70734]

Haha I felt bad for the first guy at first and he played it back and I'm like it's so fuxking spongebob

[MrMaroonblitz]

The first one was awesome, the first time I heard him read it i felt bad for the guy then I watched it again and it was SO obvious that it was Spongebob

[BDUHBOB1]

LOL that was amazing!



[NinjaNation12]

that first one got me baaaaaaaaaddd

[b3nj1b33]

NO YOU WOULD BE ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM CAUSE IT'S FOOTBALL

[jckroberts10]

ahahaha 500 respect points to whoever wrote the spongebob letter

[Battlefield3ReconFTW]

Hahahaha was it a real letter or just a spongebob reference? :D

[johnkross999]

the one guy went 0-29  o.0

[hollywoodundead77100]

come on woody, that first guy really wanted some hepl and you just laughed at him, i know your not that kind of guy but that was really kinda douchy, i love your vids and commentaries but come on

[wv4life29]

@hollywoodundead77100 LOL! it was a spongebob reference. it was a complete joke. read very carefully and u will see its bout spongebob

[hollywoodundead77100]

@wv4life29 ohhhhhhhh i get it thanks haha i feel kinda stupid now

[Fredisyodaddyo]

Hey Im really into a girl but never had a gf b4 only rejection...she is pretty, fun, and were really dood friends maybe too good...but anyway I wanna ask her out...plz help I'm ok with girls like I'm not shy, as far as I know I'm funny, and I have alot of female friends...but no gfs plz help

[135792183]

@Fredisyodaddyo friend-zone,, ask her to go on a date not to go out, preferebly a bowling ally or mini put put and at the end try to give/get a kis and see how she responds, if she responds negetavily move on. (everything i just said was from different mail monday advices off of woody)

[wv4life29]

@Fredisyodaddyo you have to keep tryin rejection wont always be there. go for it and ask her out

[zzzzzzzzzzninja]

man i wish i thought about the cost of the school. im about to go in my 5th year because im doing a double major and have almost 50k student loan. :(

[deadhand45]

go to where the soccer team is!

LOL @ the emblem on his gun :D

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