FLOPPY DISK NINJA STAR!!! (with Tobuscus)

[Aiz4apple]

But what if I sneezed

[SolidOblivion]

/watch?v=TMGpgzwpTHE

[Bravepredator]

actually get hit this time lol jk

[Zarthen99]

WHY DOES TOBY HAVE TO BE A LIE? HE WOULD HAVE MADE PORTAL 600000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000 times better!

[silverlightable]

KICK THEM



[TKisforreal]

WHY DO I HAVE A BONER! No really i am quite worried.

[totallyINFAMOUS]

The top comments have been the same thing by different people since this video came out.

WE GET IT.

[roseannbutterfly914]

I saw Colonel Mustang in this video. I fangirl Squeed and faved.

[TieDieTigerz]

Hey did anyone else notice that toby must have fell after he left? Watch from here: 2:50

[pinkmountain99]

@TieDieTigerz Huh??

[TieDieTigerz]

@pinkmountain99 After he leaves his chair and you can't see him anymore, you can hear him say "AH!" quietly. Watch from 2:50 again (:

[pinkmountain99]

@TieDieTigerz Ohhh! Well, don't I feel stupid? Lol, thank you. :)

Audience Member--

OUT! :D

[TieDieTigerz]

@pinkmountain99 Ahh you're not stupid!

Other Audience Member--

BYE!!

[ezioaltairish]

easy, just hire baker assassins

[itsjustadrianfoo]

Excuse me, sir, I work at an "Assisted Living Facility." Not a "nursing home," it's not like there are a bunch of people breast feeding where I work!... At least not during the day, if ya catch my drift ;)... TWANSITION!

[Fandurith]

@itsjustadrianfoo Wait... Does that mean you have sex with the elderly?!?..... ewwwww.....

[itsjustadrianfoo]

@Fandurith nah, I mean they all have sex with eachother. It's pretty gross

[goldenbird12345]

@Fandurith I doubt that very much.........TOBUSCUS!!!!!

[goldenbird12345]

@Fandurith I doubt that very much......TOBUSCUS!!!!!

[Thatno0dleguy]

Tobuscature's second attempt at a dietetic at a poptart-like filling substitute resulted in a repulsion gel, a much sweeter, slightly less non toxic form of audience protective insulation. The filling caused subsequently ingested food items to bounce off the lining of the audience's distended stomach and out his or her mouth. Silly audience.

[JTheBard]

i am 7

[Mrcool210]

@JTheBard too bad no one cares

[D3OP1]

106 people got hit by the baker assassins from outer space!

[Tobuscusfan9001]

AH NUGGET

[supersayan52]

Ha Toby my armor gives +100 to magic defense

[SasukeATENarusRAMEN]

@goldenbird11345 idk I was young and obssesd with Naruto xD

[Rusechot]

@SasukeATENarusRAMEN once apon a time, i was a huge naruto freaktoo, i still love the show. now i watch all kinds of anime.

[goldenbird12345]

@SasukeATENarusRAMEN well he's gonna kill you.

[Dedonarivl96]

comment Ninja comment ATTACK

so err, NINJA ATTACK!

[earbitter]

Combat retro 80's ninja's by introducing them to the modern Internet....... They'll just go blue screen and freeze.

[Freddlliott]

1:50 COMMENTNIJA comment attack

1 second ago 1 thumbs up.

LOL

[carterroxify]

Toby, are you a christian? If so, I cant wait to meet you in Heaven :D

[SasukeATENarusRAMEN]

DOUBLE RAINBOW!.........what does it mean Toby!?! 0:10

[goldenbird12345]

@SasukeATENarusRAMEN who knows.......and WHY DID YOU EAT NARUTO'S RAMEN?!(referring to your username)

[web1bastler]

fight 'em with12 centimeters of holographic death! :)

[MegaPopcorn360]

lol chicken nugget! XD

[lolomgwtfun]

you time travel and then you go and make a flashdrive before a floppy disc

[MrBmantheman]

3.5 inches of death... Like my penis...

[puffthemagicrabbit47]

i can totally see you as colonel mustang :)

[izzylilshawty13]

Haha you can hear him say ouch at da end

[zachone99]

NEW TECKNOLIGY!!!!

[thewalkingpotofjam]

Comment Attack!!

lol

[thewalkingpotofjam]

106 people took a floppy disk ninja star whilst watching this video (and didnt sneeze, either)

[TheBlueSuperDude]

CHICKEN NUGGET

[CrystalClerBLUE45]

That Twansition is his cover photo on Facebook now.

[EpicDinoRawr1]

pause at 1:50 Funny!

[avpultramanxX9]

with music from the 90s

[eckelstein]

Hit 1 over and over to hear "That's your mom."

[BaguetteHD]

With DUBSTEP

[NarutoFreak8980]

Oh no! I sneezed during this video!

[AjentABC]

Theres a floppy disk ninja star, theres a floppy disk ninja star. Bow.

[COMMENTNINJA10]

DATS ME!!! o3o

[MrLegoLemon]

1:31 Toby says "nugget" 2:36 he says "biscuit" :D

[MrLegoLemon]

is 1:31 where he got idea for the nugget in a biscuit song?

[JNolan250]

I was playing Zelda: OOT when watching this.

[guyshaa05]

ahh... toby, hay... listen, I found out that your web-store deliveries does not go to Israel and that's just not fair.

I mean, I can ask my uncle in Netherland to receive my black zip-up hoodie, and send it all the way to me... but how am I suposed to get that awesome slap bracelet ??? I did sign up in the site YOU told me to and I did send you an email to the adress YOU told me to, telling you the adress to send it to.....

F..... dude! not cool. not cool.........

[MegaNinjaFTW]

I miss vids like this I still love your literals and tobuscus adventures and all the other random ones but now I'm watching tobygames more than I used to watch your original channel cause cute win fail is a turn off.

[SamuelCish]

Wow, it's hard to believe you used to be able to keep you train of thought on track. Now you go WEEEEEEEEW when you can't think of something to say, or just fake-vomit. YAY FOR TOBUSCUS!

[F1RickyC]

little did we know NUGGIT IN A BUSCUIT NUGGIT IN A BUSCUIT NUGGIT IN A BUSCUIT

[MrMoomington]

You'd have to have protective armor, then you can punch them to death, if you play a disco song. They will dance, and be vulnerable. Use cotton to prevent ears from bleeding.

[kevin1megan]

How do you defeat a retro storage ninja from the eighties you must use the disc young padawan

[GirlsWithCuties]

How do you defeat a Retro Storage Ninja from the 80's? With a BAKER ASSASSIN, of course! Silly Toby.

[mambjj1]

haha It says

COMMENT NINJA comment attack

[ufus630cpproductions]

@mambjj1 to make it more exact i adde a like

[acidjoker21]

@mambjj1 COMMENTNINJA Comment Attack!!! 1sec ago 1 like

[Hekatonkas]

@mambjj1 Um,What?

[tobuscuslover211]

thumbs up if you paused the video just to look at the comment attack

[ComedyKing20934]

@tobuscuslover211 what does it say

[tobuscuslover211]

@ComedyKing20934 it says Comment Ninja comment attack

[DjCrystalVolt]

MY FLOPPY DISC IS FLOPPIER THAN YURS

[teteringseballen]

its a floppy disc ninja star, its a floppy disc ninja star, baow

[WingsofFailure]

You will need JACKIE CHAN

[Mangekyou1999]

with a computer and a pair of tweezers.

[palmeraj826]

COMMENTNINJA cOMMENT aTACK!!!

1 SEC SGO 1(LIKE)

:D

[ChanellVah]

Subakuryu really seemed to get into it.

[ChanellVah]

Subakuryu really seemed to get into it.

[ChanellVah]

Subakuryu really seemed to get into it.

[ChanellVah]

Subakuryu really got into it.

[ChanellVah]

Subakuryu really got into it.

[Juice2981]

I miss the actual vlogs <3

[Darkness5671]

heh

[PiewHeadshot]

COMMENTNINKA Comment Attack

1 sec ago 1 like

[craterblast]

chicken nuggetz!

[sedeasedeasedea]

You already passed 1.5 million subcribers.....

[100clickproductions]

the comment said

COMMENTNINJA: comment attack!

1 sec ago one like

[SuperLogin34]

and now he has over 1 000 000 subscribers

[Ps3daym200]

I unsubscribed And re-subscribed so I could give him another

[TheLowDown93]

full metal alchemest? yes

[jakechubbardyo]

3.5 inches of death=Asian porn star

[nodiving1]

any one hear the ow after he fell off the chair? :D xD

[tarek12mig]

Comment attack!!!

[1172Sierra]

@DrBarmello I might be a little late on replying, but you sir or madam, are a freaking genius.

[bigman96100]

you fight them by putting a arrow in there knee

[PaisGreenapple3]

YOU KICK'EM IN DA SHINS!

[TheJackface21]

i wear shirts that color, i hate tobuscus!  just kidding your awsome :D

[Krisbuscus]

Flashdrive Sword!!!!

[iudgement22]

COMMENTNINJA  Comment Attack!!!

1 sec ago (1 thumbsup symble)

[Shahar333]

@iudgement22

symbol*

[NeoAvalon17]

Ever wonder why videos like this have dislikes?

[i7Cool]

Pause it at2:39. What is that?

[moonman57]

@Tobuscus A retro virus ninja from the 80's.

[bubbafinerty]

i do i do do do do subcribe.

[AyameNogichi]

*wears a black Tobuscus shirt* Ooohhhh yeeeaaaaahhhh! 8)

[writergirl7712]

In just a year from when this video was released, he'd have over a million MORE subscribers. Wow.

Toby, you're amazing. Bless your face, forever and ever. You don't even have to sneeze. Bless it anyway.

[deathdanny134]

who else notice that the rainbow was from one of his CWF

[henryzetabluewolf]

COMMENTNINJA had 1 like how could he he tried to kill the amazing toby turner

[KnockKnockBoom]

you have a lot of notifications

[123kamoji]

the comment that flew past said commentninja: comment attack if you dodnt know

[mattiaslopez]

verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy­yyyy goooooooooooooooooooooood

[richepicness]

toby you the peer epicosity ore



[PurplenessRox]

How To Fight A Retro Storage Ninja From The 80's:

1) Find an ocarina

2) Play the Tobuscus Theme

This will cause a large rocky stone text saying either TOBUSCUS or EPIC WIN (depending on your ocarina skills) to fall on your enemy, causing them major harm. If you get all your enemies in one song, you will receive a bonus biscuit in your backpack. If you are lucky, you will also receive a nugget to go with your biscuit, though that is a very rare and only those of the TOBUSCUS level can access.

[PurplenessRox]

*calls the barn with the rainbow over it*

I think you have a rainbow on your house.... look in the garage for the treasure and call me back when you find it. kthxbai.

[MrKibblenibble]

ya i just turned seven :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D­:D:D:D:D:D:D

[pinklavigne231]

103 people don't have the reflexive skills to pause and see the comment thrown at Toby's head.

[pinklavigne231]

OMIGOD YOU WERE IN WYOMING WHEN WHY DIDN'T YOU COME SEE ME DANG IT THAT'S A FAIL THAT'S A NOT COMING TO SEE YOUR FANS FROM WYOMING WHEN YOU WERE IN WYOMING FAIL!!!!!!!!

[MattMotionTV]

I want toby to do more videos like this :(

[mrjoester25]

COMMENTNINJA comment attack!!!

1 sec ago 1 like

[TheFlamingHalo]

TRAP HIM IN A VLOG WITH POPTARTS!!!!!!!

[EletLemon]

you stop him with a modern storage assassin from the 90s

[TheMrPersonGuyThing]

Having a really hard time pausing it at the right time for comment ninja!

[TheNInjaEmma]

Comment Attack ACTIVATE!!

[sopapia111]

COMMENTNINJA Comment Attack!!!

1 sec ago 1 (thumbs)

[TheClawdeen34]

Comment Attack!! 

[Safiyahalishah]

You ROCK Tobuscus!!! :D

[headhunter1712]

thumbs up if your a comment ninja

[Thomb95]

YEAH!! this video was on my birthday

[ujiklman20]

i sneezed in this video... oh

[thetriforcewizard]

Comment Attack!

[TrollingDayAndNight]

that nugget escaped the biscuit it was originally concealed in

[HoleyCheeseCreationz]

There's a floppy disc on the floor

[TeamWARGaming]

98 freaking notifications on facebook???? 1:22-1:24

[Theron2034]

Comment Attack!!!

[PONTONRULZ]

TOBY IS A LIE

[loverofroblox57]

Duck

[maolat170]

on 2:40 he said he didn't say curder mustard when he just did

[SkullyGibs]

I made a ninja star with 4 butter knives and an old ps2 memory card......my toast has never been the same

[Jessaya15]

thumbs up if u think heard toby say the 'f' word at the end when he sflew off his chair

[knexfan0011]

Whith an SSD :D

[2DoorCClub]

Blu-ray nunchucks

[noobwar1000]

shoot dvd ninja star

[Ashy7005]

damn you buscus i have alot of coursework to do, stop distracting me!!!

[TheMinecraft233]

102 guys or girls are not a sub OUTSIDERS

[B0RNxC0NFUSED]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS THAN U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARy

[dieskie2479]

There are upside down 'T''s in your eyes at the end <3.

[trioxyz7]

IVE COME TO AVENGE MY FAMILY. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON HUNTER

I hunt and i stil find that hilarius xD

[MrGgjack]

Play the tobuscus themesong on an ocarina, and the rocky words tobuscus will fall on the retro storage ninja from the 80's................... Wait im too late you say, GOD DANGIT!!!

[CheweyBacca24]

awwww i wanted to get the black tobuscus shirt!

[guitarshreder43]

anyone notice how many notifications he had on FB?

[MormonBros4]

Fight them by pulling out a shotgun and blowing there faces off (also I would advise wearing ninja star proof armor)

[deltahalo241]

how do you fight a retro ninja from the eighties? show them modern stuff!

[airsoftbaltimore97]

the comment that attacked him said:Comment ATTACK!!! by COMMENTNINJA 1 sec ago 1 like

[lill97an]

He should have more views, everybody share a link to his youtubechannel. on Facebook, twitter and all that shit!

[lafargenshnah]

:D i live in wyoming WHOOOO

[TheSlayerOfMinecraft]

Du du du du du du subscribe

[twistedmetalll2]

Your epicness is almost as epic Chuck Norris, Morgan Freeman, FPS Russia guy, and Bear Gryls......put together.

[Artan9000]

To beat a retro storage ninja from the 80's. I'm sure there's an app for that!

[COMMENTNINJA10]

COMMENTNINJA!)!! DATS ME!! COMMENT ATTACK!

[adamflyshotmail]

i read the flying comment

COMMENT ATTACK!!!!!

[osipingi]

YOU WATCH FMA!?

[PrincessLucario]

To fight floppy disk ninjas, USE A VINTAGE APPLE COMPUTER AS A SHIELD and the keyboard as a sword.

Take my word for it, Toby. If you don't do it, before you die from the floppy disk ninjas, you'll wonder why you didn't get a vintage Apple computer in the first place (Or any old computer for that matter)

[SuperDoctorNick]

He has 95 notifications 0.0

[DrBarmello]

3.5 inches of death sounds like a japanese guys pornstar name

[Pancake833]

who else paused to see the comment it was made by comment ninja and said Comment Attack! it had 1 thumbs up

[JesusFreak585]

@Pancake833 lol

[MrJonbonjovy]

twansition!!!!



[BrainstormComicsBoss]

steal their sweat bands and cut off their afros!Also,steal their tye dye katana and go super sayen (like how goku goes from brown hair to blonde) :)

[TanglyPath1]

whoa whoa whoa let me get this straight tobuscus watches FMA??? That's hardcore :') my life is complete