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  • super punch lazy guys like me

  • You seem to fall of your bike alot....

  • Three times falling off is a lot? Especially since there was no Bike Skill.

  • @ZMOONCHILD You actually bother to count the times you fall off a bike. LOL playing GTA isn't exactly rocket science, NERD!

  • Oh, okay. I guess you're so much smarter than me, right? Calling someone a 'nerd' and trolling all of their videos, and of course 'laughing out loud' at yourself. That shows a lot of intelligence.

  • @ZMOONCHILD That was before I read your comment about being a college professor. I do recognize that you are pretty skilled at this game but your seriousness and scientific approach to the game are outright laughable.

    This is meant to be a a pastime entertainment. You need to inhale some of the West Coast spirit of the game in order to understand its true meaning. Remember - "we all move to the West Coast to get away from something."

  • its cool..

    

  • i wish when i was shot i could just eat a hotdog and be ok

  • What platform, PC, XBox, or PlayStation 2?

    On PC, using the "pedestrians fight each other" cheat will cause that sort of glitch later on in the game.

    On PlayStation 2, I think it's the 'Riot" cheat that causes that problem.

    None of the other cheats will cause any problems, but those cheats will cause certain characters to attack CJ, even after the cheat was turned off.

  • got to have your hot dog before u go to the gym :D

  • Starting at 6:40, when you flew in the air, how come no missiles were launched at you?

  • @CrazyyBodyguard If you are below the radar, you won't be fired at with missiles.

  • Lol it took a million years for the last guy to go down..

  • 0:43 the SWAT almost killed you

  • how did u record PLEASE REPLY!

  • I used Fraps to record.

  • @ZMOONCHILD did this game work on xp!! please reply

  • do you know how to increase the weapons on my gang? cuz i did all the normal missions and they still usin tec-9's and 9mm...

  • Yes, you can get better weapons for your gang members by spraying all 100 Gang Tags.

  • that's so cool

    blocked

  • from 0:26 to 0:42 two fails and falls!!!

  • How did you get Tear Gas grenades?

  • zmoonchild where do you get your tear gas please tell me where?

  • dude u drive like shit

  • blcoked

  • @AVIRAM13688 thxx very much!!!

    PEACE

  • is this ps2?

  • u should change for how to beat the game at the very start..... xD

  • lol 1:04 flying guy

  • @heidern246 xD lmao

  • like carl says:Did u buyed ur driving license?or:Are u blind?

  • Um i have a question, i drove around in san fierro and got a 4 star wanted level but i died and when i respawned i started in san fierro without a wanted level

  • FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE LOL JK JK SRRY MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK :P

  • What's a gym?

  • @sasorinodanna13 place that you do things for get muscle, do exercicies etc

    sorry for spellin

  • @AQWMavinien i do know whats a gym... it just a simpson joke i knew

  • @sasorinodanna13 good i was with good mood ^^

  • epic escape

  • where did you get driving licence???

  • wheare did you get driving licence???

  • calm down, ArekMichalsk1, and explain what you mean?

  • @ZMOONCHILD he means u drive like a asian with down syndrome

  • blocked

  • you drived that fuckin bike all time!!!

  • this is the best gta

  • how u get 4 star wanted lvl? u just jumped a bridge int eh other vid and otu of no where 4 stars lol

  • Calm down and relax, chipmunksin, or I'll block you.

  • @ZMOONCHILD why do you say calm down to every thing? ex: "hey, this is a cool video!"... "calm down, or ill block you"

  • @OMGelectronics hes saying for calm down for these idiots (you) or annoying dicks (aviram) not for everyone

  • @AQWMavinien which is also including you, since u believe that i am idiot for pointing out something that i exagerrated slightly for comedic reasons

  • @OMGelectronics Ok this take as a offense dude I was being nice with you and you call me stupid??? Go fuck you little asshole

  • @AQWMavinien NICE!!!!!!.. you called me an idiot, you idiot

  • @OMGelectronics go fuck with your mom asshole

  • @AQWMavinien nice comeback, did you come up with a\that yourself or did you get a 6th grader to help you

  • @OMGelectronics no, as you see ins't hard think, why you don't you think and be a little more racional or even show you have a brain being so stupid and pussy while i was trying to be nice

  • @ZMOONCHILD

    wtf is wrong with u lol

  • You're so cute and adorable, ChaoticChicken1.

  • @ZMOONCHILD

    ikr

  • @ZMOONCHILD where do you get your tear gas

  • @malupit8 go to las venturas airport and beside the yellow bars:)

  • the san fierro

  • can you make a crash tag team racing power crystal guide?

  • does this go to one step closer to 100%

  • yes, smartgerman18, but there's no way to tell in the Stats that all three have been learned. You just have to keep a record of it for yourself.

  • what the fuck do you do? hernandez says don't leave los santos! and sometimes use CHEAT!

  • You poor little thing, theshadowmasterful. You get upset pretty easily, don't you. Don't cry; it's always so sad to see little children like you scream and yell at people on YouTube. Don't worry, things will get better. Ask Mommy to get you a lollipop; maybe that'll help.

  • @ZMOONCHILD din't help

  • Are you theshadowmasterful, just logged in under a different account? Do I need to block you agaan, or are you just going to troll around the videos again, leaving pointless comments?

  • @ZMOONCHILD noooooooo ZMOONCHILD, it's my brother using theshadowmasterful account

  • Sickest move hold RMB then press enter non stop

  • @FloRida9154 where's RMB

  • how can you get to use that plane if you cant even open the gates of the air port?

  • @brosser oh yeah, how he do it? maybe spawning a rhino or...sorry, don't know how!

  • nice landing

  • 2:10 Who wouldn't  like to eat that fast damn

  • i love lv moves

  • Lol....now im going to go check out some porn after seeing the Camels Toe place

  • and back in time for tea :D

  • pro :O

  • lol 4:54 rush your opponent and strike fast. ans then he shows us a stroke

  • Hi! I was wondering how did you lean down on the motorcycle like 1:49?

    Also how did you do the motorcycle skid thing. sliding.. on 1:13?

    Thanks!

  • when you hit him it makes a beat haha, duh, duh , duh, duh, duh, duh lol

  • how do you earn the moves back you began with

  • have you beat the game before??

  • yes, eight times with 100% Game Progress.

  • typ aezakmi

  • sorry, I speak English, not Arabic. You'll need to translate.

  • @ZMOONCHILD he said type aezakmi when the police will not get you

  • aezakmi is the no wanted level cheat on pc.

  • @ZMOONCHILD 121harold said To type cheat for no wanted level AEZAKMI

  • @ZMOONCHILD LOL I think he means "type aezakmi" as in the aezakmi cheat.

  • @ZMOONCHILD He is speaking English its A cheat Code

  • ahahaha the cops fail big time

  • 4:05 was jokes Cj like gimme a break lol best gta game ever hope they make san andreas stories for ps3 next yr

  • ur great driver of bikes!

  • learn to drive asshole!

  • Ask mommy and daddy's permission next time before using the Internet, okay?

    I have to block you so you don't cause any problems.

  • @ZMOONCHILD ur greate to drive bikes! ( sorry for my bad english )

  • @ZMOONCHILD WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WHY YOU GOTTA REACT LIKE THAT THAT'S PSYCICAL KILLING WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM YOU 50 YEAR OLD PERVERT FUCK

  • wow, do really come across as being that old? Maybe I should use the CapsLock key all the time like you do, right? Then I'd sound really young and cool, wouldn't I?

    But I guess I better block you; sounds like you're just a little too young, maybe 5 or 6 years old? My videos are made for older people, not you.... sorry. Maybe come back when you hit puberty. buh-bye

  • @ZMOONCHILD damn... you abliterated him!

  • @ZMOONCHILD awesome you owned him ;)

  • @BoyzNTheHoodSadEndin OMFG ur stupid he wants to help u and you say that? all you have to do is

    1. Get A Life

    2. make a video so we can comment at urs (bad comment)

    3. buy a keyboard witout CapsLock key on it

    btw after u did that well talk again -.-

  • wich program did you use to film it on the computer?

  • Fraps to record, and a good video card is required too. I have a GTX 280.

  • It's like this

    CJ : I'm hungry.

    Salesman : Hot dogs! Come and buy your hot dogs!

    CJ : I LOVE HOT DOGS *Jumps off bike to eat hot dogs in the middle of a chase*

  • how about the karate ones

  • They were learned in Part 1.

  • im hungry

  • lmfao, you go learn a new fighting style, steal an airplane, crash it in front of your house, and change.

  • AEZAKMI

  • that's the same comment that RoBeRt9999g9999 left 5 days ago; he said it was a cheat, and I told him that I never use cheats.

    His comment is only couple down from this one; how could you miss it?

  • AHAHAHAHAH! you just started the game, and it's like.. Well, I think I'll go back to grove street in my Jumbo Jet. Grove Street, Home, At least it wuz bfoe I fuked everythang up..

    ROFL! Then he walks into and Big Smoke should be like "What the fuck?

    CJ, You can fly a plane.?? ROFL!

    I love this game! it so PWND gta4

  • @Spyronortex89 lol no gta 4 ballad of gay tony takes this and rapes it up the ass all night long

  • @alex55555555555555 Yeah, it really dose.

  • @Spyronortex89 it does own gta iv tho but the BOGT i would say just beats it by graphics it pretty much has all sa has exept better graphics just would have to make it win im not a graphic nazi here but still

  • aezakmi

  • Sorry, I only speak English; is that Arabic?

  • @ZMOONCHILD no it's a code .if u type it, the police won't follow u

  • Like a cheat? sorry, I never use them. thanks anyway.

  • Could somebody plz reaply on this , tell me how do i block , i need it , not just for fighting but fot the katana too ??

  • ''teamhelper57 damn u know where every gym is without looking on the map 5/5'' you can choose in the map a point with rmb and then you see it in the minimap

  • damn u know where every gym is without looking on the map 5/5

  • haaha great video u stooped 2 get a corn dog lol!!

  • that was very helpful :D great motorcycle skills too :D

  • i think gta is one of the best games,but from 2 points the game is stupid

    1)how can bikes have a radio

    2)any vehicle doesnt run out of fuel even when you drive it forever

  • @bobby97387 well motorcycles do have radios

  • lol the rodakilled person at 1:03 lol

  • how do u get 4 star?

  • @lohzhen ...Going to a part of the map which the story line isnt onto yet and you shouldn't be on gets you 4 stars straight away. I used to play with full stars for fun of it. :P

  • isn`t it ALL just easyer in the mission drive by when the wanted level is DISABLED HUH

  • calm down; most of my videos show people how to do things with a 4-Star (or higher) Wanted Level. If you don't like, then please go watch some "easyer" videos instead, not mine.

  • amazing dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the radio of SA are ridicolous!!

  • discription wrong! 3)kendl and sweet

  • Actually, during that mission, the words "Sweet & Kendl" pop up on the screen when Carl and Big Smoke arrive at the cemetery, but when the game is saved, it's listed as the mission "Big Smoke", and not "Sweet & Kendl"

    "Sweet & Kendl" may appear to be a mission, but the game only counts both of them as a single mission.

    After the mission has passed, the Stats clearly reflect a only single Mission Attempt, not two. Plus, the BradyGames Guide refers to both as being a single mission.

  • Nice Job. :)

  • What the hell was that! a really a big waste of my life, how can you guy's think this is cool? anyone know's that you can't learn all the move's and fight with one of your own disision. If you learn all the move's then you can only use one...

  • Since it was such a great waste of your life, I'll just block you. That way you don't have to worry about it anymore.

    buh-bye.

  • so nice i want this game i only have gta vice city abd libery city stories lol im gonna buy this game i hope ill dont get sorry lol xD.but 5/5 man great vid!

  • 7:34 - Nice land buddy xD

  • that master realy master!!!!!!!

  • U GOT 2000$ IN THE START then 564

  • I had $490 at the beginning of the video, then $564 at this part of the video.

  • hahaha 0:26

  • Chased by the police....AGAIN ! xD nice dude...

  • I love your vids, subscribed! :)

  • driving in circles...had a map?? :)

  • okee doke...

    blocked

  • Haha that bitch went flying in 1:04

    xD LoL

  • wow this carl looks like a BUM but thanks this made things easier

  • really cool.i bet i would have crashed at least 45 times in that bike ahha

  • xD hot-dog stop HAAHAHHAHA

  • you shud youse cheats

  • no I shouldn't

  • You are a begginer or a noob, choose yourself. No offence.

  • nah but i want to leard faster lol

  • Yeah but this gta pro zmoonchild shows you how to do it faster (if you mean in the game progress).

  • oh dear

  • I DIDN"T MEAN THAT ZMOONCHILD IS A NOOB! I meant one other dude that said he should use cheats :/.

  • Ok, sorry then. And ZMOON, you're a madman xD

  • Yea he is one madpro :D

  • why didnt ya just go to las venturas with the chopper?lol (|)

  • because helicopters tend to be shot down very quickly by the Hydras whenever Carl has a 4-Star Wanted Level... so I got rid of the Maverick as soon as I got across the water, and ditched it in favor of the PCJ-600.

  • ok lol

  • i think its stupid.... YAAAAY I FLY WITH A CH00P3R *gets hit by hydra rocket and starts screaming*

  • the boxing was nice

  • Awesome!! 5/5

  • u r a really gud driver!! i love the way u drive!! i love gta sa and gta 4 and gta vc!! all of the gta games r cool!!

  • i think we all know your being sarcastic =D

  • if that was gta iv the cops woulda came into the gym and capped you

    they always chase you no matter where u go

  • Yes, but if you decide to do an activity, such as playing darts, getting a lap dance, etc, the cops in GTA IV will stop shooting at Niko until that activity is complete... I have several videos that show that; so there are ways to avoid cops while inside a building.

    Also, there are a few indoor-locations in San Andreas where cops chase Carl while he's inside, but not many... one of those locations is The Casino Floor, which is the smallest of the three casinos in Las Venturas.