Chicken: A Skyrim Priority

[Savunen]

I guess they REALLY like their eggs in skyrim xD

[ChaosDemon2]

I guess you could say that he was

Being cocky.

[Copier777]

"Their cocks are in danger" has two senses now.

[roflknife7]

lol we all learnt the hard way. the people of skyrim dont want people cutting their cocks

[TwistedBlackAQW]

Stop the Scootabuse.

[BecauselCan]

Did this my first time round in Riverwood :|

[Jeruiko]

press 8 xD

[TheBalrukt]

@Jeruiko Hotdog...

[AwesomenessUploader]

''Their cocks are in danger'' *giggle*

[TheBalrukt]

@AwesomenessUploader lol

[theloneless]

Ocarina of time reference?

[spotster1231]

what was the axe he had in his right hand?

[xDaBayDank925x]

@spotster1231 probably ebony

[Mustafa1229]

its only a chicken!!

[7242dman]

some chickens when you punch them they go straight to HELL

[mimaKID]

I'm dying, this is perfect. xD

[MarcWebbFans]

What the fuck was wrong with the second chicken?

[mrcyberzombie]

i think skyrim looks at chickens like how India looks at cows XD

[DeepakPawndU]

@mrcyberzombie Indians don't really care about Cows, its just a myth. but yeah lol

[DontHateAppreciatez]

@DeepakPawndU Lol no it's not, the cow is seen as one of the most sacred animals you can be reincarnated as.

[DeepakPawndU]

@DontHateAppreciatez Dude I'm Indian, like actually from India and my dad is a terrible driver and we hit cows all the time *not proud of that* and nobody cares, in the end everybody blames the govt. for replacing the forests with factories and moves along. We don't have half naked men run after us with pitchforks for hitting a friking cow. Cows are annoying. My religion gives cows a lot of importance but tbh most of us aren't even that religious anymore, oh and we do have beef burgers here.

[DontHateAppreciatez]

@DeepakPawndU Hate to tell you,but your town doesn't determine the overall population's belief.

[DeepakPawndU]

@DontHateAppreciatez Umm... I don't think you were paying attention when I said that "I'm an Indian" I've lived here my whole life, I've travelled all around India and I know more about MY country than you or your stupid fox news. now I'm not going to keep arguing about cows anymore, so if you want to keep trying to convince me about some shit you saw on TV, then well, I've got better things to do. Goodbye.

[DontHateAppreciatez]

@DeepakPawndU You obviously have no idea what your talking about. "Im an Indian" that doesn't mean you know everything or anything about Indians. Your even more ignorant if you think I got my knowledge from Fox News, think what you want, your incorrect about your own religion, personal beliefs don't affect the entire religion.

[Icefoxen]

@DontHateAppreciatez He actually admitted his religion placed importance on cows. You're jumping to conclusions about what a CULTURE -tends- to be like based on a religion they share. Americans are largely Christian, but a great majority of us don't have a particular reverence for Easter anymore - apparently it is about bunnies now, not Jesus. So yeah. Chill. He was just offering you some cross-cultural enlightenment. And you spit in his face. Good job!

[DontHateAppreciatez]

@Icefoxen Actually no, he first claimed it was a myth, which is not admitting but in fact denouncing the religion. Also he claimed "most" of us weren't religious anymore, he is giving a estimate claiming everyone believes the same as him. Easter and Christianity are two different things, Easter is also still a National Holiday. He was not offering cross cultural enlightenment he was claiming he knew something based on his race. You replied to me in complete ignorance. Good job!

[Icefoxen]

@DeepakPawndU Well, I for one found it interesting to read about how from your perspective it's a bit of a myth how every Indian places extreme reverence on cows. It's interesting how secularism is catching on with other religions too, not just Christianity. Odd how this came up in a thread about SKYRIM though. ;p *snicker*

[megamensch97]

???

[philip96DK]

0:35 their cocks are in dangerXD I know it's another word for rooster but...

[manmetstok]

im going to buy the game becuz of you

[LordErebusBloodmoon]

The chicken murder was brought to justice soon after. And in other news Markath was razed and looted to the ground by a mudcrab.

[Raaask]

You sound kinda like Randal from Clerks.

[888mccormack]

"annnnd I DIDN'T LEARN MY LESSON!!!" haha favorite part of the series so far :)

[nyxetera]

If you've played any Zelda game you should know better than that.

[KingCamelProductions]

are you still doing livestreams? ive missed the last one because i didnt see any anouncement.,

[Tehcooliestglitchman]

I miss Lydia :(

[Thursaaaa]

How could anyone dislike any of ChinchillaDave's videos. <3

He's amazing. :3

[FPSAntarctica]

@pjh5239 It's GRANDIOSE EVENT TO CREATE CONFUSION!

[iWearCapeIRL]

Chickens in Skyrim is what cows are in India.

[sushruthi07]

@iWearCapeIRL True dat.

[normandanubcaek]

Oh look he could chop some wood

[karwin64]

0:36 the beginning of the death bukkake

[rafay99]

u know if u sheath ur sword the guards stop attacking u rite?

[OffTheBeatFilms]

@rafay99 Pretty sure he was just messing around.

[Warriorpvp1101]

OH LOLOLOL I DIDN'T REALISE KILLING CHICKENS HAD THIS EFFECT. BETTER PRETEND AND MAKE A VIDEO OUT OF IT.

[SirShazmanoid]

@Warriorpvp1101 Someone's assumptive. I started typing out a fleshed-out detailed response telling you why I know for fact that he had experienced this for the first time in this video. (With proof)

... But then I decided you weren't worth it. Arguing with anyone on the internet period really isn't. So I guess I'll just go with... "Stop being so snobby and enjoy the damn video".

[Bhitch92]

"What the fuck was wrong with the second chicken?".. HA!

[aaqua77]

Your editing gets better with every video. Keep it up!

[Dirtpack]

Dave, I did the exact same thing only about an hour ago. Try doing it with so much stuff that you can't run. (I killed the same chicken)

[Glororfixis]

Obviously the second chicken was diseased, and they hoped you would eat its raw delicious meat, or soft uncooked eggs!

[chewbaccasinnerwooki]

I 3 u Dave... And I'm totes not a dude

[ILoveEpicMusic]

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR­ROOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JEEENKIIIINS!!!!"

[lSomeoneYouKnowl]

Turtleface is bok bok. Bok bok bok... Laid an egg for yewwwwww.......

[mbcallmeburger]

CHICKEN! CHICKEN EVERYBODY! CHICKEN!!!

[DaBears542390]

Hey Dave! Check on my skyrim videos, I post them every couple of days. They are inspired by yours. Good job!

[SpaceHaven]

How Can I find out If part 12 is a live stream, and if so when is it?

[MrBrokenRevolver]

@SpaceHaven When he announces it in the form of a video and/or bulletin. 

[Morphdog9819]

YES

[pjh5239]

GRANDIOSE ADVENTURE CREATE CONFUSION

[DarwinBand]

lol I love this stuff

[Jas0nM5]

Hmm

become first dislike? ;D

but the vid is so good.....

[akpahlawan1295]

aaand subbscribed

[RichyRich89]

Markarth city guards are sons of bitches!

[stopdropro11]

i tried to warn you Dave... the chickens are skyrim's secret police!! they're the secret rulers of skyrim! the ones behind the dragons, and the thalmor!! the chickilluminati!!

see: pcgamer.com/2011/10/05/todd-ho­­ward-on-chickens-reporting-cr­i­mes-in-skyrim/

[MultiMc98]

but i love the game

[MultiMc98]

I killed the whole town of riverwood and a chicken got away and it tolded the guards in whiterun and i got arrested. I was really pissed off

[Warrior536]

@MultiMc98 got something similar with my horse seeing me pickpocket someone.

[SofOuerradi]

Love it.

[IxRaGeMaNxI]

@LeoloSupertramp Yeah, hunting chickens and stealing cheeeeese xD

[MultiMc98]

@IxRaGeMaNxI yeah Cheese hunt add me on ps3 or xbox for a cheese hunt add me at A-McCoy98

[ingentingvirke]

This happened to me the first time I played Skyrim. Got to Riverwood, killed a chicken, everyone tried to kill me.

[N2tZ]

@ingentingvirke Same here. Had to kill that lady I was supposed to get the house key from. Because of one damn chicken.

[pedalpusher2008]

So I guess the next episode will contain some *ahem* fowl play xD.... anyone?

[Timefliesbye]

@pedalpusher2008 Should have gone with a CSI joke

"You could say there will be some "puts on sunglasses".... fowl play."

Guitar sting!

[pedalpusher2008]

@Timefliesbye I guess you could say that's how Dave get to the *puts on sunglasses*... other side of the road.... GUITAR WHALEEESSS!!!!

[SgtSavage166]

@pedalpusher2008 *clears throat* YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *coughing*

[CODMWfan1000]

@pedalpusher2008 that is the funniest comment ever!

[THENINJA48]

You my friend just got another subscriber

[CageMatchRunnerUp]

@THENINJA48 you my friend should watch all 11.5 of his skyrim adventures

[IxRaGeMaNxI]

Wait...is your character a female? She should be in the kitchen!

[LeoloSupertramp]

@IxRaGeMaNxI She is hunting for dinner xD

[MrMadisun]

God i love these.

[MrSnapply]

skyrim: AI just like real life

[MrDauntess]

Awsome

[ASoggySandal]

FUS-RO-DAH'd the fuck out of them!

[DrScareJack]

Holy shit can't wait

[TheGamerPete]

I like cheese! :D

[TimeDeatH6]

2nd

[bac4f]

that was fucking epic!