Don't Steal Movies

[henry17213]

piracy: imagine if i steal your car, but it is still there in the morning

[BORICUAJESUSLOVER]

Jaysus!

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

Stealing: I am taking something that belongs to you.

Pirating: I'm making a copy of what you have, and taking the copy, leaving you with the original.

Case closed.

[SeberHusky]

SOAP DROP NIGGA'

[abridgedfan9578]

This is the funniest comercial Ive ever seen.

[Surebro0]

all you got to do if u get anally raped is to squeeze the living fuck out of their two footballs. twist and turn and then rip out the dick and get them on the grown and anally Fuck them and Wala you just owned a leaking BITCH.

no one would dare screw with you again

[slowpoke96Z28]

so socially responsible of him to put his cigarette out lol. dont want to start a fire. boondocks is the ish!

[Leafeatinggirl]

It would be best if this would pass in the commercials before movies one day. I would laugh my ass off.

[hoodstarx1]

that was a big ass gun! o_o

[dosavian]

I nearly wet myself when he fistkissed her, but I DID wet myself when I heard the burglar fire 4 shots. Think about it for a second. Some crook shoots an elderly woman with 4 bullets point blank range consecutively....

Either he is a bad shot, he unloaded three unnecessary bullets, or he fired 3 shots into her and the last one sealed the deal. Exaggeration at its finest rofl.

[tacoslapped]

they forgot to mention that you'll go to prison where you will be anally raped! :O

[Wavemaninawe]

@tacoslapped

Jazmine knows. She must have heard that part from her dad what... 1700 times?

[mp3talon]

i will never buy movies . fuck you.

[Bugsy99]

@mp3talon You know this video's a joke...right?

It's a parody of all those anti-piracy ads that over-exaggerate the implications of downloading movies

[nawab256]

@mp3talon well if u ever walk into an ally way u should watch ur back lol

[SouLTRINITY7]

He hit her with that 1-2 punch..Gotdamn @ 0:18 lmao

[Kenny3821]

Me and my pops use to do that shit all the time. We be like whoops we in the wrong movie.

[tigertigerdudedude]

Serous shit

[Ltdude101]

From the producers of "Reefer Madness"

[DejaBlue95]

Really...so you can basically get life or the death penallty for stealing movies

[ObeyPeaceGuard47]

no 10 old bitches got robbed and killed! :D

[brickstar56]

10 people stole movies

[Saturnstales]

He kind of looks like Captain Pollution..

[highlander5523]

man, he did lik a little combo on her

[TheLastHylianTitan]

you know what i love about this show? it's so OVER THE TOP. in everything. there may be truth in a lot of it, but it's so crazy!!! which makes making up characters fun for this series - because they can be crazy too, and still be somewhat normal in-universe.

[InvaderScuzz]

there is nothing wrong with downloading movies off the internet, who cares if some people lose money, there are other needy people who could use that money more.

[chaylap8048]

omg why would they take jasmin to something like that lol

[startup97]

lol the boondocks! I love how they compare stealing movies to murder. Made me laugh.

[kilkolio]

e-gangastas dont take shit liekt his and download that stuff right off with dem mexico brothas

[killaute]

i do rob the elderly and steal radios tho

[theprotectshade]

first shot you got her so its understandable

second shot is was to make sure she dead, wanna make sure no witnesses

third shot was a little too much

fourth shot YOUR FUCKED UP MAN!

[Inferno976]

Lmao i love the boondocks XD

[RubbaBannMann]

tap 3 quickly over qnd over....

[Gamer4672]

hold the 5 key while playing the video...feels great XD

[presidentbrian1]

Why is Rick Astley robing old ladies

[Longder09]

@presidentbrian1 Because he loose a game because of this old woman.

[jokerpunk117]

.................oops

[theoppening]

men sony and xbox should take this as an add lol

[jrbonhomme]

he dropped kick her lol

[devilshomie]

Damn then I must have robbed ten thousand old ladies

[eftultimate]

@devilshomie yep and murdered them too haha

[starchild123456]

@devilshomie

And murdered them

[mxmprocusheezy]

that should really be in the movie theatre i would laugh my ass off

[avran89]

at least he is not pirating video games....

[KiwiLovin7]

Here in Mexico, we have the same fucking infomercials. When they play that shit in the movies, every motherfucker in the room collectively sighs 'cause none of us gives a shit.

[tyrehoward]

The funny part was when he shot her.

[HalfLifedaKid]

damn he beat the FUCK out of that old lady

[DecepticonDevastator]

Wait, why is my dad in a cartoon?

[jaredjx]

that guy......IS MY ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!

[whitebokuto]

lmao when he actually shot the old lady i was weak 

[talesofabyssion]

it dosn't actually mention it but it was the old lady who downloaded the movie the guy is from the department of copyright laws

[Djhaze21]

dude whooped that old lady ass

[hadr0n]

Too late.

[varun009]

dumbasses. its LIKE murder so dont try to sound funny with that same obvious response

[SanderVeggum]

oh no! ive murdered old people :( 

[skinnedjungle]

ive killed more then a hundred old people then

[hardypro619]

FATALITY!!!

[JayKaze]

That old lady must have been stealing movies.

[rellim21]

That guy was so ruthless but I couldn't say I wouldn't have did the same.....lol

[loquendodeaththekid]

SHIT THEN THAT MAKES ME JIGSAW O.O

[DarkLord1997]

dang he beat tthe sraitght up shit out that aldy

[bestplaceproductions]

L!M!F!A!O!!!!!!!! I could NEVER get tired of this!

[laylay115]

dam

[jordan5314]

i think i should stop rob the elderly

[TheSmilingMutt]

Its's funny how the guy who posted this actually stole the episode to post it on Youtube

[DarkLord1997]

godd man i think i could still a million movies and it wouldnt be as bad ass that one sided fight right there geez

[lildiva67]

well damn i wont steal movies anymore.............. gosh

[kill3r16521]

Jasmines probley like, "can i go change?"

[MultiPlaystationman]

i thing jasmine shhhhhhh herself

[KODfreak]

stealing movies is a felony.

[AfricanH3ro]

I guess this makes me a triple O.G gangsta.

[Alesmulski]

poor jasmine.

[Charliescene93]

I'm a cerial killer now

[DejaBlue95]

She got scared then a bitch

[psymaster1234]

Omg poor Jasmine! Dx

[nigeltheoutlaw]

This makes me want to illegally download movies.

[mrseximix]

LOL WOW JASMINE IZ SO TRAMATIZED!!!

[kevenescamilla]

wow id kill 1000 old ladys for movies at less than half da price

[niggels123]

I think I would be the equivilant to Charles Manson...

[hotaru1able]

well then i am officialy the starter of a mass genocide if its like that

[djatl2]

People who steal movies serves just as much time as murders. I like how hidden messages are put into these episodes.

[Georgenmi]

i remember shit like dat wuld kum up wen i went 2 c a movie and iwuld laf my ass off and ppl wuld b like wtf

[Seth1915]

hahaha. jasmin is freekin out1

[newguy90]

This is why people hate the MPAA. Instead of thanking the audience who, according to them, did the right thing by buying a ticket, they resort to threats, insults, and wild accusations.

[CdotJ2607]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA..........l­oool.....haha.....hehe....hu..­...oh my god

[originalgyarados]

then i guess that means i'm worse than hitler and osama bin laden comibed TnT

[theoppening]

@originalgyarados me too

[MuthaphukkinJake]

Lol I should of been givin the electric chair already =P

[socks9421]

I loved the drop kick part

[babe998]

This is imitating that copyright thing that's on a lot of movies right before the preview where it's like.

"You wouldn't steal a car... you wouldn't steal a purse etc..."

[VibeBabe]

That's just wrong lol...

[yougotmail441]

NIce vid But its pretty jacked

[raccoonman14]

shit im tired of these bitch ass things at da movies...BITCH...i do wateva i want...shit i be downloading dem movies like i be flippin burgaz at wendys muthafucka!

[zerkrxagent]

@raccoonman14 TRANSLATION FOR WHITE PEOPLE..YES IM TIRED OF THIS WARNING AT THE BEGINGING OF MOVIES...DANG...I STILL DO AS I WISH AND DOWNLOAD MOVIES AT MY OWN FREE WILL.(PROFAINTY)

[huslerbling]

@raccoonman14 you work at wendys? hook me up!

[bloodydart42]

even tho it made me sad why the fuck is a old woman walking in a back ally anyway?

[blueshogun96]

One word...

DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaaaaaaammmmm­mmn.....

[PapaMagnum]

Holy shit, check out the one-two punch at 0:17!

[Marluxia666Rose]

thats a horrible comparison.

[JoseGabrielDiazPerez]

jesus hilariousI almost choked to death watchin this

[JNith]

when i first saw this i was crackin up so bad, he was fuckin boxin her like he was on a mission haha

[ryf4165]

Did he REALLY need four shots? I coulda got her in 2 (;

[hachirokuRS]

haha you saw the look on that old bitches face!! haha she was like no! no! haha

[Scathe8000]

it's satirical

[MegaDarkpower]

THEN AT THE END HE STEASL HER PRUSH

[pwnage122334]

FALCON PAWNCH 0:16

[bobtheduck]

@nstgc379 *facepalm*

[LoosaFace]

Man... You are a total buzzkill. Bet people are just dying to have you at a party.

[hotaru1able]

@nstgc379 fuck you fuck the plane you flew in on fuck yo shoes fuck yo socks wit dem belts on em fuck yo cheap ass cigars fuck yo yuck-mouth teeth fuck yo hair-piece fuck yo chocolate fuck guy richie fuck prince williams fuck the queen this is america, ma president is black and ma lambo is blue nigga. now get the fuck outta ma hotel room. and if i eva see yo gay ass out in the streets, i'm gonna slap the shit outta yo bitch ass thats what needed to be said about you ya gay ass nigga

[nstgc379]

@hotaru1able Huh? Seriously. What did I say to generate that sort of response?

[Zmister517]

@hotaru1able that scene made me laugh so hard i cried a bit

[codafett]

@hotaru1able So much Win.

[GuysSeriously]

I know in some countries CD's are way more expensive than America so they just download them. I think its fucked up how much these greedy bastards can charge for shit! I mean lets face it half of the music today is just some bimbo or faggy boyband covering a classic song.

[GuysSeriously]

Of course its a joke lmao

[debiaptget]

Is this a joke ?

[flash5567]

copyright is stupid i mean really 3 years in federal prison? geez

[jdlund]

In the U.S. the only people that ever go to jail for copyright infringement are morons selling bootlegged DVDs on the streets. No one's going to get three years over downloading. Sued maybe but not jail time.

[flash5567]

correct their first warning is a heavy fine

[phillysipha]

In Newark they sell bootleg cds on the street and in the stores

[jdlund]

That might be true, I have no way of knowing because I have no desire to be in Newark. I have a hard time believing that bootlegs are sold in stores, but again I suppose it's possible. On the streets I have no doubts that happens.

Any store owner knowingly selling bootlegs is a moron. You can get in deep shit over that and the profits aren't possibly worth it. Authorities do take bootlegging seriously. At least the guy on the street can ditch and run.

[jdlund]

Quick question though: do you mean second hand CD's or do you mean actual burned CDs that are labeled and sold?

I only ask because some people think that selling a CD or DVD or what have you to a store that then sells it to another customer is a violation of copyright law.

It's not, a legally owned copy can be sold, loaned out, given, etc. I just know that some people think that and I was curious if what you meant was second hand selling.

[cryps1]

@flash5567 man those laws are only made to make the rich richer and the poor entertainmentless

[Spiritan3mz]

second interpretation:

if you steal movies, old people will be beaten and killed.

[DragonBallShinnin]

What the fuck?

[DSG342]

Each one of those punches looked like it took a year off her lifespand...lol... very funny...

[Bratz4Ever14]

it's funny how the boondocks can make something so heinous seem so funny!

[Fatmouse25]

Now, this is convincing.

[theamericanbush123]

Fucking old lady got owned.

[Krackelhead]

The funniest thing about this, is that they ACTUALLY SHOW infomercials as exaggerated as this one in some movie theaters.

And even better? A lot of people never even knew you COULD download movies until these infomercials backfired by announcing it to everyone. WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW! :D

[CircusJaximus]

@Krackelhead

haha wow I never knew that

what a huge failure by the movie industry yet again

[anticliche321]

@Krackelhead yea I didn't know about downloading movies until I saw an add like this.. lol that was effective

[Daxter609]

Noo I guess 89% of people in America are criminals. They should show this in movie theaters.

[brooklyn3mike]

damn that mean am fuck up =)

[REnightmare]

That girl is scarred for life.

[myochi]

Dont steal from the movies, its just as bad as murder. LOL Now thats over doing it xD

[Johnny2071]

I feel sorry for Jazmine

The law is always coming down hard on people, even for the smallest of crimes. That's why Jazmine is afraid. And that's why the media always has the upper-hand and no one can do anything to stop them.

[NoWayGamer]

nigga you gay

[busungen95]

stealing movies is probably not as bad as robbing then murdering an elder... LAWL

[elocholero]

LALLLLL

[5725551]

OH SHIT THAT MAKES ME A MASS MURDER!

[reelballa]

lol

[SlackerXD510]

Lmao that makes 75% of the world killers.

[GoldentuskII]

does that make the other 25& dead?

[SlackerXD510]

bout 10% legal and then 15% dead owo

[Bugsy99]

@5725551 YOU MURDERER! how dare you steal movies! those Hollywood millionaires are losing money! Now, Will Smith can only afford a 12-karat diamond-studded swimming pool, instead of the 14-karat. How do you sleep at night! :P

[superdude1452]

@Bugsy99 southpark?

[Bugsy99]

@superdude1452 No. Although, I have seen that episode, my post was more inspired by Weird Al's "Don't Download This Song"

Albeit, that's more about stealing SONGS than movies, but still...same concept

[superdude1452]

@Bugsy99  lol still awesome =P

[Bugsy99]

@superdude1452 Why, thank you sir.

[hahaimpatrick]

@Bugsy99 They must be consigned to only moderate extreme luxury, the horror!

[Bugsy99]

@hahaimpatrick I know! I cry at night thinking about all of those suffering not-as-rich-as-they-could-be celebrities. It's heartbreaking

[MrJ0mmy]

@Bugsy99 you watch too much bad boys

[FathomLordKarathr]

@5725551 would steeling moives make you a mass murder or killing old women?

[gmsinsinsin3]

LMFAO!!! PAUSE AT 0:17

[501andStreetz]

DONT STEAL MOVIES lol

[Hotphoenixx]

OH SHT

[kidsicky13]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo who wld actually do dis...lolsz

[LaTigressa13]

WOOOW THAT'S JUST SAD

LMAOO

[heatmorama010]

funny but sad

[metabollica]

HAHA EVEN MURDER! xD

[lamborger]

LMAO @ Jasmine's face when she sees the ad.

[belindabrunopiverger]

lol did the ad is just like that lol just without the murder

[killthefakes666]

...or murder!

lmao wtf

[chukwuemeka23456]

yeah wtf?!

[sniggedi]

YOU WOULDN'T BUY VIDEO GAMES

wat

[goauld88]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR

[GeeMoney7]

her head bounced against the wall

[kienatia]

you know i bet people actualy make commercials like this.its very retarted.they scare children into not downloading free movies when there older by showing them something like this.

[Mercdriver8Herk]

See the retard trying and failing to look clever, lol

[kienatia]

dude!lol!get a mother fucking life!you know nothing of me, or my family.and if you did i guess you want my body on your bedside.

[Mercdriver8Herk]

Justin, you have posted many times how you want to fuck my mother, you are a twisted child!

[kienatia]

dude thats the first time ive said "mother fucking" to you.and you call me by my name...*cough*kind of scary.

[Mercdriver8Herk]

Justin, you are obviously a complete retard with a short term memory, you made several comments on how you fucked my mother.

[kienatia]

i know i never said anything about your mom.and your retarted because i owned you on my profile.and your actualy the one with no friends.