Hungry

[ashleyyorkshire]

IS IT CAUSE IM A DICK :D

[simplystatic]

the poophands mid subscribers

[Anishaissoboredlike]

I love u

[OliveYou2Much]

Am am just about to become a new subscriber :)

[AnnaBanan2012]

I think the unshaved Frezned could be offended by your posting a video of him.

[Believeislies]

Is it just me or does he gain hotness points when he says 'sup, bitches'? o.o

[Katarzyna93cr]

i love the video description almost as much as the video cl:-D

[Ahni17]

1011th

[pkConda]

@Ahni17 1012th :P

[ViewsorGTFO]

1010th

[Skulldragon999]

Just lol...

[TheAussieBrooke]

im a new subscribers :c

[beauzuluuluz]

100...7th???

[EmBubbi]

You don't talk too fast ;) - oh yeah, I'm a new subscriber :D

[sophsincolour]

1005th

[WhatsernameIsTheName]

1004th.

[IndieSex]

1003rd.

[rohan316]

1002nd

[BlackMagnumFilms]

1001st.

[JunjouLoverATL]

1000th.

[DavidTismyDoctor]

It's funny, a couple years ago he couldn't grow a decent beard.. Now he gets self-conscious when he's got too much of one.

[Liketotallyoriginal]

you don't talk fast. its a relatively understandable pace for me i assure you

[juliawoww]

"why? 'cos i'm a dick?"

[PockyNinjaSkills]

The mid-subscribers... the poo pants mid subscribers.

[bryonywalsh]

awww i liked the beard

[TheVaguestUsername]

I think you should grow out your beard. <3

[NARLZS]

hey Im tom from australia

[shadowmorman]

Old subscribers FTW

[MsNerdacity]

This is the first video I watched of you, then you were all like "new subscribers suck blurgblurgblahblahblahhhh"

Thanks, dude. I'm going to have to become a super-villain now.

[TheOriginalDorito]

"sup bitches, you know what the score is" "i think you'll find the score is one-nill" :L

[HoggyMyHoggy]

This video was so cute I had to subscribe :)

80% because of the accent.

[Cristalmate]

im hungry.

[ItsTylerMarie]

Nooo Samson

[Zegidroph]

Sup bitches

[Zezcafran]

Imagine managing to get ahold of all of the bits Frezned doesn't put in his videos. Hours and hours of his mental mutterings.

[thehappiestcamper]

0:55 "Nooo. No Samson.."

[appledumplingpie]

yew talk funny.gew for any pace and yew stull sound funny.I don't knew. beciz. gotta get reed of thees theeng. New Samson!

I am done. SIlly Aussie.

[LurkerPlus]

@appledumplingpie I took a quick glance at your YouTube channel to find out what your accent was.

The sign language threw me completely! :-p

[appledumplingpie]

@LurkerPlus Hahah shazam, sign language! No-one expects it, that and the Spanish Inquisition. I'm a Kiwi so I supposedly have the good ol' fush and chups accent

[MAJIKVEGGIE]

I love masuline females too.

[FangsUpCobraFans]

"cause I'm a dick" omg I'm still laughing after like a week :)

[FangsUpCobraFans]

This made me laugh SO HARD! At 2:23am. When I should be asleep and silent... Whoops! :D

[awreslr2]

Old subscriber here! LOL

[HelloWorldSN]

LOL! The samson thing was the best!

[gogreen2496]

you've mentioned you took a classes @ bible college and now you're bringing up Samson. I'm not positive but I think your christian

[18thClaire]

im a new subscriber and i think you don't talk nearly fast enough. I am able to understand everything you say and I don't even have to sort out the accent. I'm American, so i think this should be more of a challenge.

did that make any sense? ho cares. Im going to go watch older videos :)

[AICDTTPT]

...you have a bit of a beard at the end of that, despite claims that you shaved earlier. time paradox?

[ThatRainbirdGirl]

My heart literally melted when you said "Sup bitches."

I think I should probably be a tad concerned about this.

[93tomb]

@ThatRainbirdGirl You probably want to see a doctor about that... it can't be good for you...

[ThatRainbirdGirl]

@93tomb I reall should... It's like I'm turning into Bella friggin' Swan, or something...

[Pippo143]

i only subscribed a few days ago and i have one thing to say to you. NO REGRETS!

[Travnseattle]

Oh Tom!!! It's been over 2 yrs!! I'm glad I found you!! Cheers!

[Neverlent]

hahaa ohh frezned. well, what do you mean by old subscribers and mid subscribers? ive been watching you for a year and a month or two so I'd consider myself a mid-sub. so, then do u mean old as in 3 or 4 years?

[GatoradeIsNotJuice]

you with stubble is actually cool. embrace it!

[666TECHNO666]

i am now a new subscriber

[yamercado2]

I quote this video so often. It must be unhealthy.

[randomgirl22695]

Sup frezned.

[ManixxMassacre]

NO samson

[1234lillie]

"what the lolli u thinking!" ? haha

[colorguardgurl24]

Is it cause I'm a dick?

[TheSmushfaace]

Three weeks without YouTube, and I came back to this.

Best. Afternoon. Ever.

[beyour0wnpet]

You really suit a beard.

[sydneyheartsglobies]

I lol'd when you said "Is it cuz I'm a dick?" :D

[beancatandfigmentdam]

I am a new subscriber and I love you! (both)

[mysweetdreams09]

I LOVE the way you were complaining to Samson. "He should have noticed she was obviously out to get him! No, Sampson!" like reprimanding a dog. XD I love you. <3

[JonolanFairchild]

The beard is a lie.

[mypatronusisapenguin]

You, sir, are quite enjoyable. Even when you say "Sup, bitches?". ESPECIALLY when you say "Sup, bitches?".

[emistotallycoolio]

Im a new subscriber and I understand your speech perfectly. Anyway, you are from Auz so you are auto-awesome. :-D

[DarkroseAlchemist]

I like the prints in your background.

[bonbons1rock]

cl:-D

[mskelseypeters]

aaahhh cleanly shaven ^^

[jack63232]

I saw no beard.

[hollyakapest100]

I'm a new subscriber and I understand when you talk fast so talk fast

[askafajahadonastick]

dang, some good old subscriber love

[AxleAttackinson]

this is one of those videos that i like...but i always end up starring at the screen with one raised eyebrow...

[Kathrynhol]

Tom, Perigalacticon is already a word. You know it's serious, I used your first name.

[RoarsInPublic]

I want a copy of the mind-beard anti-bible.

[SuperBiNa007]

NEW BEST FRIEND!!!! :)

[guylianseashore]

Hahaha 2:18!

Actually screw that, I love so many things about this video.

It also makes me feel slightly smug that I can understand you when you talk fast (:

[Jozamonster]

haha noooo samson I lol fer realz (whoa lIlI haha thats L and i alternating i am way to amused by that ok i need to end this)

--END--

[TheCrusify]

u r fcking gay.

[sammacdonald81]

Wow. Just lame. Why bother?

[fenty259]

u give me a headache, sowwy

[Ayylexy]

must have takne you like 2 years to grow that beard.

[coolrien]

old subs rock,,,they help bebome a big star,,,, new subs are ok too.

[ElectricFrog1616]

'sup 

[drpeppington]

I am THE subscriber! Heeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

[SqueakNinja]

Who are the 21 fools who dislike this? psssh.

[hahaelf]

Old subscriber huzzaaah!!!!!!!!

[WaywardElf]

'Sup Frezned? Just so you know: [happiness +3]

[myshoeisjuan]

I'M AN OLD SUBSCRIBER and the fast talking is my favorite.

[Carolyn4180]

Hahaha! Wow....ENTPs are even crazier than ENFPs....and that's saying a lot! LOVE IT!!!!! :)

[afrenger]

I didn't think he was talking fast until he said he was. And then I turned on the transcription, and then I had no idea what anyone was talking about.

[shmoomhs]

Hangry(:

[laurenbashley]

Nice wombination.

[ImabeaPC]

19 people missed the like button... ):

[TheGossinator]

Hahahaha. Sup bitches?

[NightRoseK]

Favourite part: Is it because I'm a dick? :D

[Sludgekill99]

fine and you?

[mycatandI]

When you said "'Sup bitches?" I just sort of grinned and tilted my head up towards the screen, as if to say "Not much, Frezned - and your fine self?" Actions speak louder than words.

[GnashMash]

Anyone really want a Gun Battle 3?

Old subscribers know what I mean.... sup bitches.

[matcapewell]

i. hate. you.

[Samiii15]

@matcapewell that made me gasp, like they do on avpm

[purpleukulele]

I knew you were going to say 'hangry' and when you did it was like all my christmas's came at once

[dollhouseAli]

The subtitles at :39 - "I'm a combined and decency of mine intentional" ...it's almost poetic!

[kimmlevi]

'Itching to talk about' and 'having too much of a beard'. Haha. :')

[moomootheuglyshoe]

OH MY GOD! I turned on subtitles...SOOO FUNNY! You need to watch all of your videos with the subtitles. Because you talk so fast, it gets the REALLY wrong.

[moomootheuglyshoe]

I feel that our conversation on your IT'S FUN TO COOK inspired this video, yet you did not give me any credit.

FAIL.

[BenevolentLaughter]

SUP BITCHES WHAT THE LOL EFFING LOVE YOUUUUU. <3 (alexlovesaudio)

[StClair90]

i like you :)

[heythereKATY]

I'm quite attracted to you when you say "sup bitches" :L

<33

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@heythereKATY I think most females are quite attracted to him all of them time.

[callmelivy]

Omg I'm dying of laughter.

[nixybella]

BUT I LOVE IT WHEN YOUU SPEAK FAST :)

[electricmaster23]

is this meant to be funny?

[KiraShimMers1]

0:36 is my new wallpaper.

[lexydancergurl]

Oh I love you :D

[Merjia]

Sup man =D

We Old timers FTW, 2007 bitch =D

[NameShame8Blame]

Sup bitches ;)

[imperfectcadences]

No, Samson!

That part had me in stitches. I keep watching it over and over....

[PenelopePennyPen]

Sup?

[BLm0207]

I'm an old subscriber.. Sup ;)

[911andre]

hungry and angry are the only english words that are used and ends in -gry

[edietwenty]

old subscribers <3

[chickensangwich97]

I'm a medium-old subscriber.

[KiraShimMers1]

@chickensangwich97 as am i... :D

[muffincarcass]

I, as an old subscriber (Yea, dude; hey, don't call me that.), think you should go back to making videos more like the old ones. Yea.

[ConcentratedAwesome]

hahaha my roomie and I use the word "hangry" ALL the time ^_^

[xXxXxFritzxXxXx]

I'm permanently hungry, too. Don't sweat it.

[jamerz1826]

People who can't understand you... have a problem. At least I have no problem undersetanding you... you're awesome! :)

[syphonuk]

As a Scot, I appreciate fast speech as only select nationalities seem to be able to understand it easily. Bring it!

[xXbloodroseofdoomXx]

wow! this video made me laugh and I wasn't expecting it to! XDD I haven't really been watching ur vids Fred but after this one I'll be paying more attention. You funny! ^_^

[steelers36867]

I be a new subscriber! That was a terrible thing to say! I'm not happy about it AT ALL! But uhh...I'm staying subscribed....

[TheBoringLifeOfBeth]

'These are terrible things that I never want to be on the internet saying.'

[CountryMedia]

I'm a new subscriber. I still laughed though :P

[j2n2sB]

Omg that is soo weird! I just was reading the story of samson. haha crrreepppyy. and its true! its sooo obvious that shes playing him! I wish I was an old subscriber :) but sadly I guess I'm mid...

[90oga09]

You're like an insanely hilarious person. Wait...nope. Hilariously insane. lol Who knew multiple personality disorder could be so fun?

[Donnie2020]

dude? thats not a beard eh? thats barely stubble

[MusEsther]

hahaha "I like the old subscribers..'sup bitches.."

[rockthistownnn]

Cause you are a dick. Us mid-subscribers is where it's at..

..bitch. ;D

[thedollarbillgill]

im an old subscriber.. 4 years and counting, bitch :)

[masertus]

That self portrait looks like a dummy

[yowee1234]

I'm a mid subscriber. :)

[texasgirl006]

haha I guess I'm a mid-subscriber. This video was great!!

[wickednesspluss]

HAHA, was waiting for him to come back. what if he managed to put the dominant and less of a dick version of himself in the anti-mind beard cupboard and messed with his life and then let him out and watched and laughed while he tried to reassemble his won life? youre video's make me think the way i wish i thought all the time

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

He sounds more British than Australian.

[Donnie2020]

@MichaelJacksonFan000 nope

[EdwardsTofuSammich]

I'm only a new subscriber because I ALWAYS FORGET TO CLICK THE BUTTON. I swear I've been watching for a lot longer than just... a day. I'm such a lurker. D:

[mamasita2985]

IM A NEW SUBSCRIBER AND I LOVE YOU

[0811232k]

awwww. im ur new biggest fan <3

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mr Alex Day and you are now mine.

[theinternetscaresme]

what beard?

[coolmovie88]

can someone tell me the story of samson

because i don't know it

[ayayay101]

oh my god. i just subscribed.

[FranandShanMovies]

You are so cute. I just can't get over that :)

your like the Australian Michael Cera

[frumpyframpton]

What about old old subscribers? That is, longtime watchers and longtime livers (people who live, not the organ). I'm not one, but I am sure they both are angered at being talked about in that way and appalled that kids these days talk like that at all. Really, you're just asking for "when I was your age..." comments.

[supersunshine411]

"No, Sampson!"

[QuixoticOwl]

I may be a new subscriber but at least I don't use red-text. :)

[alkalinextrioxconz]

Supp

;]

[SweetKate1123]

I talk fast, lol I love you talking super fast xD

[motioncabowlweekend]

I like the faster speaking better.

and i'm an old subscriber. :)

[ProFunTampa]

Oh, that was entertaining.

[DrSkywalkerWho]

Ok, this is the first video of yours that I've seen but I really enjoyed it. You seem to be a lot like my friends (which is a good thing). I look forward to watching more of your stuff.

[fakewings92]

but you're speed is normal.... (I really do think your pace is normal..but then again i'm australian too)

[Casper375]

I've been subscribed since 2007, on an old account :D

[LilMushroomFreak]

Gah your adorable xD

Darn it i'm a new subscriber !

[PlaidGab]

Speaking too slow.

[Sumyansa]

Hahahahah old subscribers ftw... sup bitches ;)

[odetothepillow]

Grow a beard.

[FullMetalFan4life]

Nice comb-over faggot.

[DrSharktopus]

@FullMetalFan4life He does not have a comb-over and why come to his video just to day that. You just displayed ignorance.

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

I'm a mid- subscriber. And... I wanted to say something else, but I forgot...

[hayleylaurarawr]

shut up man, you work at build a bear.

[Superduper243]

owwww I'm Sooo being a new subscriber! :D