Hypermail: "A Scientific Fax"

[ianmcmahon15]

pause on the advertisment at 56 he looks so fucking retarted lol stupid john carter movie lol

[e1finity]

Flexing chief is flexing

[PainCake1337]

This is a message to Master Chief :

1.Alien Ware PCs

2.PCs

1337.Consoles

[cranberrypanic]

*BEST



[cranberrypanic]

arby you where a tool in this one fuck off! CH33F IZ TEH BEAT A TEH HALOZ AND U WILL NEVER TAKED AWAY MAI HALOZ

[cranberrypanic]

@cranberrypanic *BEST

[Ian2forget]

Now a special look at John Carter. With a sore throat.

[thedrewdotcom]

"evolve and catch up with the rest of the species already." That is an awesome line, hahaha.

[blaster00000]

intelejelence XD

that's almost as big of a fail as VeryInvalid's "Nogalistic memories" of megaman 9

[TheJohninator82]

lololololololololololololol

[xCol8x]

awwwwwwwwwww xDDD

[metalsonic536]

Yah!!! Sonic 3 and sonic and knuckles in teh bg!!! Lol he dissed all but Microsoft and sega,good 4 u chief

[MrWhitewayne1]

dude chief is funny as he is dont try to change him and the arbiter

[MartyZiinema]

love it when Chief disses Sony and Nintendo xD "aaaaaaw" xD

[odstspartan332]

noooooo reach is da bomb :) u cant argu with de cheef rofl!!!

[TheBattlebunny684]

Reach sucks. Halo 2 is better. Fuck Chief.

[12345625012]

this was funny as heck =)

[crippledfetus]

hey wtf Chips Challenge was the shit, you slanderous motherfucker D:

[camycamera]

lol can't wait to see what the cheif says when halo 4 comes out :D

[icemasterx98]

@camycamera lololololololollololololololol­olololololololollololol

[MultiMrblade]

@camycamera Probrarly gonna shit himself.

[R3fills]

aahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhah­ahahahha

i cant stop laughing

[Mrmoomoopoof]

ASssssssss 

[cagarrett]

Once upon a time you died and I lived Napoli ever after the end

[cagarrett]

This is for the arbiter will you say wort wort wort like an elete in halo 1,and 2 and also masterchief. Wanamaker hear a tucking story???? Here's a tuchig

[MartialArtist187]

5:53 So, I'm pretty sure he spelled dialogue wrong when he's getting onto Chief's spelling.

[VVoIfy]

1:07 Amen to that

[Bricksandgamesstudio]

125 people were actually stupid enough to take chief seriously

[bogmire777]

@TCLGameing Wow, I thought I should say its sarcasm, but then I thought, no one is stupid enough to take that seriously... I was wrong.

[trashcankiller600]

i could see the reflection of someone with a camera in chiefs face, =P

[coopanddak]

your mom jokes dont pop out :P

[0PyramidHead]

Thumbs up if you're watching this video using your ass, blind folded, upside down, on fire, attacked by bears and raptors, while asleep, underwater in space.

[jamister91]

@0PyramidHead It seems like every single video I watch you have commented on. This is freaky.

[0PyramidHead]

@jamister91 What other videos have you seen me comment in? I didn't think I commented that much.

[jamister91]

@0PyramidHead Almost every Arby n the Chief video I've seen recently. And that's pretty much all I'm watching.

[PewLaz0rZ]

@0PyramidHead You forgot to mention that we were also eating steak off of a hookers back.

[KeybladeHaven]

@0PyramidHead YOU TOO?

[firestar9911]

@0PyramidHead it hurts but itz so worth it :3

[SameronShowsInc]

@0PyramidHead impossible. you can’t be underwater in space. everyone knows that

[MrAnonymous9898]

@0PyramidHead Holy fuck what are the odds? Me too!

[dylan2097]

lolz i mailed the messge



[TheRR334]

I am a HARDCORE pc gamer and I hate it when console gamers say pc sucks but, this is my only acception. AND that im not such a vagina about these things.

[DINONERD27]

@TheRR334 if you hate it so much dont watch this. cheif is a small minded shithead. its a joke anyway.

[TheRR334]

@DINONERD27 lol dude i was saying that i WOULD be affended by it, but its because master chief said it that makes me not care.

[DINONERD27]

@TheRR334 oh. sorry lol i got the wrong idea

[xDwinz]

All these Fucking retards >.< God Dammit get it through your thick Skulls that this isnt eve n Serious.

[xDwinz]

@962acgqz68 Are you Fucking really going to take a fucking Comedy Serious my god you must get Offended Easily

[Delt4Company]

Jeez it was a joke, jon isn't that close minded

[justintvinhd]

at lease are audience knows better then to take you seriously. lol apparently not so much.

[MrJuhanso]

Chief u flying fuck diablo 3 will dominate halo 4 and not just diablo 3 but serioous sam 3 already has dominated halo reach XD lol.

[armyevan101]

Dear Arbiter, your the best at Halo 3 maybe not the best but good. the rest is for Cheif. OMG FUCK OFF CHEIF YOUR A IDEOT

[DINONERD27]

@armyevan101 do you mean IDIOT, idiot?

[hubuhubudingdong2]

5:15 you can see jon filming in chief visor

[sgtwok]

Dear Ch33f

LOLOKLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL>

[redvsblue299]

i know a guy who has a pc that is way fucking better than any console, but i have reach, so i win lol

[Mi4Slayer]

chief rape every body!

[Kidoftheyear2323]

Chief says like Halo for mother fuckers but i dont say that those who play are mother fuckers :)

[sgtwok]

Pc is better.

[Francispadron]

i have a question for arbiter, did you ever consider that most of the people prefer chief because of his immature and funny attitude?

[CindyCriesby87]

0:01

[kennysdeaths111]

FUCK YOU PCS RAPE CONSOLES BY FAR

[juggernaught171]

@kennysdeaths111 so true pc ftw

[headbang108]

@kennysdeaths111 I bet youre related to Adam

[OrdinaryInspiration]

@kennysdeaths111 You're actually yelling at a retard plastic toy? lol

ROFL

[darkentity1000]

what ever happened to hyperNEWS?

[Kroolaid1203]

@darkentity1000 SOPA took it down

[patbrown717]

@darkentity1000 sold to trent donavich, ofc.

[TheDarbones]

@darkentity1000: You obviously have not seen the whole story.

[igodmodelol]

CH33F FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[lard3man]

4:35 you can see jon walking up to master chief in the reflection on his helmet

[juggernaught171]

@lard3man i noticed that 2 seasons ago

[multikiller200]

the militariy guy i bet was like¨"get down missiles incoming!!!! Americas being invaded!!!!" and everyone was like"what the hells wrond with you?????"hahahahahahaha

[TheDkMovie]

@multikiller200 jon made it up, it wasn't real

[multikiller200]

@TheDkMovie i know i was just joking

[multikiller200]

no offense chief but i´ve seen donkeys smarter then him hahaha just playing with you chief

[multikiller200]

at first i thought that master chief was drunk or high but then realized that he ruins everything,kills everthing, and is a complete retard. hahahaha just kidding, i wouldn´t want to see chief´s >:( hahahahaha

[PICKLEMACHINE1]

It is pretty hard to control when you lose to a team of fluke artists, in the cup finals.

[MafhamGH]

1:19 look into masterchief's reflection, you can see Jon holding the camera ^.^

[Eetz117]

intelejelense 

[TheLegendaryLuigi]

cheeky chief ftw BITCHES

[Conchur917]

\_(-_-)_/ -flex



[GamingIdiot42Neo]

4:35 cameraman!

[FORD1122]

WHO IS RECORDING ? I THOUGHT GREG LEFT

[belliam11]

who gets the feeling that arby is nicer than master chief well for an arbiter of course

[LazGames]

rrrrr..rrrrr.rrr FUCK YOU CHIEF!

[Super44Duke]

how many people found out about halo 4 from here

[LieutenantP1ckle]

yeah arbiter, facts, pc can suck it

[iReapZxx]

I love it how Chief says that Halo 6 is the best Halo when it isn't even out yet..

[datfrigginface]

ahem.....Trust me....I am science

[xBlitzClanOffical]

Dear chief. ur So amazing at Halo. but u use armourlock ur a fucking newb.

[SuperMase12]

i wove Ch33f lollololololololololololololl arbiter is a vagina face lololololollololololol

[JustBallax]

Can't believe people are getting trolled by Ch33f!

[lewin131]

chief is dissing the piece of technology that he uses to speak, what a fail

[halofan255209]

0:33 Oh Shit, didn't see that coming... LMAO

[qwertyuiop15089]

I'd like to hear Chief's opinion about the halo games that are on PC.

[camred123]

@qwertyuiop15089 yr mom

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololol

[paparaiderfanstudios]

i got pissed ff at chief cuz i play cpu gamez god dammit im sick of halo now

[RazorEyeYTC]

I'm surprised u have enough brainpower to F*$&^%G breath, let alone speak and play games.Try aiming for once douchebag and stop using Armour lock and Rocket launchers, you are a NOOB! P.S Hello Arbiter,I am pleased to make your aquaintance and hope we become good friends. I commend you on your patience and tolerance of Chief's behaviour, BRAVO :) I hope that one day that you tie a balloon to Chief, let him float to the ceiling fan and get chopped up then feed the pieces to John. Best regards

[RazorEyeYTC]

Dear Chief:I play games on PC and am torn beween actually agreeing with u(Yes, u read this right) and calling u a fag who doesn't know anything about games, girls, the world and basically, life.U suck at Halo and am an embarrasment to the game. Some games r crap for PC, yes but most r the same and the only difference r the controls. However, there r games on the PC not available 4 consoles such as Marathon. If u don't like the Marathon series made by Bungie Chief, u r not a Bungie fan

[ROCKhampTONVIP]

4:53 BEST MUM JOKE EVER LOLOL

[ROCKhampTONVIP]

@sergantbastard94 i agree

[Revan69911]

/flex

[Gamesaures]

If greg left who is filming this?

[sergantbastard94]

@Gamesaures ur mom

[Hamgammy]

@Gamesaures jon

[qwertyuiop15089]

@Gamesaures Jon

[Chriis2502]

@Gamesaures jon

[ILikeTrains6923]

@Gamesaures Jon, they basically just decided to give up the storyline in this series, and now it's just sitting gracefully atop the fourth wall.

[hubuhubudingdong2]

@Gamesaures jon is he was filming since the first episode

[omegaXXIV]

When chief said PCs will never be as powerful as consoles it sounded like he was laughing almost.

[masterchiefuuu]

WTF! HOW COULD HE MAKE FUN OF MINECRAFT?! F U CHIEF

[TehKingClanz]

@masterchiefuuu Excuse mehhs sir master cheif wud say:

Yes minegay is a homo shit because teh gayphix oopz i meant grapics or wadeva the fawk.

halo is teh best no one givs da shitt about the ho game Mine Thing Cause we are not gay fuckers

who suck titties from a guy.

We r sick.

Ooops i mean i R sick cause my dick is high and big

you can tell cause i did it great wit ur mum yesterday,.

Boy she pumped me upp ROLF.

[GearsOfSonic]

arbiter, dont shoot me in the face im smart and all, but i just do it for people to laugh.

[xlbloodblitzxl]

Is it just me, or do they keep referring to Season 6, WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYY?!

[MrSlate112]

/FLEX

[tominator923]

This SUCKS!!! (now here come the fanboys...)

[electricimpling]

it's sad that you can buy a netbook for the same price as a 360,

xbox: 3 core 3.2 ghz = 9.6 ghz, .5 gig ram, shitty graphics card

netbook: 2 core Hyperthreaded 2.4 ghz = 9.6 ghz, 1 gig ram, possible graphics card

[FPSGino]

1337 mac 'n' cheese

[legolord123456]

well then it looks like im going to post a pic. of all my halo games and my xbox rofl

[incinerator142]

Jacko cant talk he spelt dialogue (he spelt it "dialog")wrong so he should shut up about Chief.As much as i like and respect Arbiter,without Chief this show would be quite boring,as xd3adp0ol02 said.

[toothlesstherussain]

3\/34YB0DY N0Z N64 1S T3H B357!!!!

[Themastercode1235]

@toothlesstherussain 1 d0n7 uND3R5T4ND U abrbiter

[toothlesstherussain]

@Themastercode1235

U CAN NOT C

I W177 MAKE U C

[MyPatrick1111]

The song in the background makes the episode that much better, I love "Arby 'n' Chief" thanks for the show! lololololol *happy face* :)

[TheWastedpig]

omg chief is so right i rlly want the new trilligies omg yeh go chief

[xd3adp0ol02]

those people who hypermailed saying that chief is fucktard, fuck you all.

if he doesn't have incorrect spelling or "your mum" jokes, this show would be quite boring.

i am not insulting this show, i love it. so shut the fuck up and go away(all those pathetic bitches who dislikes arby n the chief)

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

how do arby n the chief vids not get 10358902756834 views?

[johnjobf]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch cuz the LA series sucked balls and gave Jon a bad rep which somehow discouraged the fans from watching straight through

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@johnjobf An intelligent answer. Good job. Thank you for not being one of the morons who say "OMG THAR'Z ONLEH 7BILLION IN TEH WERLD OMJIZZLE CHOKE ON A STIFFY YOU INBRED". -_-

[runebladez999]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch because thats unrealistic , and possibly impossible. im not planning on talking math now, but thats a very big number and theres only a few billions people in the world

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@runebladez999 No shit, Sherlock

[GrAvYxxBooN]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch cause about 90% of thoose are 12 year old cod fanboys that cant learn that halo is teh shit

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@GrAvYxxBooN A good reply. Thanks for not saying "there's only 7 billion people in the world" like so many others have said.

[Rapta6]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch how do WhyYouFailSoMuch not get shot in teh face wit boomstick for having english offa 3 yr old ??!??/??

[MortalKombatFan000]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch That's what I said last video D:. Well I didn't say 10358902756834 views but I said millions of views :3

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@MortalKombatFan000 Oh, sorry for the unintentional copying :S

[SuperToxicBug]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch because there is not that many people on the earth ROFL

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@SuperToxicBug Uh oh, wise guy up in here

[Heater294]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch No, it should get 1234567 thousand views. Anyone get it?

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@Heater294 L.Q.T.M laugh quietly to myself

[saytar98]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch THERES ONLY 7 BILLION PEOPLE NOT 10 TRILLION

[BioXotic]

@saytar98 but if we all F5d continuously we could reach 10 Trillion :3

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@BioXotic Yes.

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@saytar98 OMG I HAD NOOOOO IDEA THANKS FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS

[runebladez999]

@saytar98 lol stfu smarty pants

[ITSDAREDTIGER]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch too many views leads to dick cancer O_O

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@ITSDAREDTIGER D:

[MrJuhanso]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch i shared this on facebook but all my retard friends barely watched it cause they didnt watch the full episode i put the first episode.

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@MrJuhanso Same problem here. Nobody cares about videos anymore unless they're under 20 seconds or have cute animals.

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@n00b6789 Yes I do, thanks for correcting me :)

[UltimateVillain]

@WhyYouFailSoMuch Because that is higher than the population of the world idiot.

[WhyYouFailSoMuch]

@UltimateVillain No shit, Sherlock. Just because I didn't bother to capitalize the words or type in the exact population of the world, I'm a moron? Maybe you've also heard of something you should've learned years ago. It's a mysterious thing I like to call: exaggeration

[XboxFanForLife]

Halo 3 > Reach

[Ennishaha]

Chief's PC rant actually got me pissed off lol I guess I got trolled

[toneo41]

@Ennishaha the tr011z0r live is teh life 4 meh lololol and a bottle of win

[StarGalaxy777]

@Ennishaha He made u c. C?

[multikiller200]

@Ennishaha i did not get pissed off but think that chief was born a complete dumbass,but was made to look cooler in the game. hahahaha

[theshimine]

You cld see jon frm the visor of cheif

[fe1od1or]

if what arbiter said was true, chief's head would be heavier then francium. THAT'S hard to accomplish. and by the way, how long until arbiter saus "wert wert wert"?

[darkness8450]

Halo 6 is teh best gamez evarz *newfag*