Funny Yo Mama Jokes

[killforfun67]

yo mama so poor when i lit a match in her house the roaches started singing "CLAP YOUR HANDS STOMP YOUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD CAUSE WE GOT HEAT"

[ThePunim01]

Yo mama so fat when she fell in luv she broke it.=)

[rawrzikinz]

your so ugly when u were born the doctor slapped you mom. lol fail...

[babybo507]

Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, her parents got an apology letter from the condom factory

[jaziola97]

Yo mamA so dumb she locked herself on a motorcycle

[timmy1869]

Yo mama is like a squirrel, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth

[Ak47fu100]

yo mama so fat every time she turns around its her birthday. yo mama so fet when her beeper goes of people think she's backing up.. yo ama so fat when she wore a red shirt people said HEY KOOLAID. yo mama so stupid she had you .. they are all for fun so nobody get mad and yes u can use these on your friends ok

[Ak47fu100]

yo mama so poor when i walked in her front door i tripped out the back.... yo mama so stupid she got bit by a dead dog... yo mama so fat and old when god said let there be light he told her to move out of the way.... yo mama so old she has a picture of moses in her year book...yo mama so old her birth certifricate expired...yo mama so old her birth certifricate is etched in stone. these are some of the yo mama joks heard i have more but need to remember them.

[floresmarco56]

yo mamas so ugly she gave freddy kroger nightmares

[66critter]

yo mama so fat her belly butten has an echo.

[DarkDestroyer2400]

yo mama so stupid she tried drowning a fish.

[xXDemonicProzXx]

your momma so poor i walked in stepped on a cigarette bud and she said who turned off the heat

[FUNNYOPHOBIA]

Yo mama so poor she payed a hobo to have sex with her.

[TheNano413]

Yo momma so black wen she stepped out the car the oil light came on

[boomboobom123]

yo mama so dumb she went over to somebody house she rang the doorbell and siad ding-dong

[redfox77ful]

yo mamma so dumb she tried to climb mt.dew

[redfox77ful]

yo mamma so fat she step on a scale and it said her phone numberXD:-) :-/

[skreecha3657]

Yo momma so fat, the arrow got lost in her knee.

[63nazish]

I dont understand your first joke

[Loopyman105]

yo mama so fat, shes just fat! theres no expilation for how fat she is!!!!!

[honeybadger348]

Yo mama is passed around by so many black guys they call her spalding

[thereaperlair]

You mama so stupid she wanted to take bus 44 but she took bus 22 2 times!

[815sniper]

All these jokes suck ass and are old as hell people please get new one like yo momma so fat that when she went to the beach and lay down they call out fish and wild life to get the beached whale back in

[TheColtsrule92]

Yo Mamma so poor that she went to red lobster and asked for the dollar menu XD

[Xx1smokey3xX]

gaayyyyy

[betsy756]

here tell me wat u think of this yomama joke yomama so fat she has to carry her stomach in a stroller!! haha:)

[betsy756]

i like yo mama so fat she started her own race and i like the one that says yomama so fat that she lies on the beach and people started running around and yellin FREE WILLY:)

[ambrcrombie]

ya mama so fat when she weres hi heels she strucks oil

[sharksareawesome24]

yo mama so stupid she waited for a stop sign to say go

[imsmithandwesson]

Yo mamas so fat, She went to the movies theater, She sat by everyone!

[angrybirds957]

Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

[blooboy4747]

yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to watch xbox live

[TheEliteKnightGuard]

FAIL!:

0:45

Yo Mama is So Ugly that when she was born they tried to shove her back in.. and she didnt fit.

(SO UGLY) Then is goes ( SHE DIDNT FIT) wtf r u on about?

[polojn]

yo mama so dumb see stared at orange juice cuz it said concentrate

[polojn]

yo mama teeth so yellow all the bitches call her kanye west's gold digger

[polojn]

scroll down for shitty yo mama jokes



[DonutKingDx]

heres a good one. Yo mamma is such a hoe that that question "whos ur daddy" is multiple joice

[Ballisticspaz99]

To mama so stupid she had to climb over a see through window to look at the over side

[Turtletosser992]

these suk camel dik

[18aaceron]

yo mama so dum she got hit in the head with a cup she told the cops she got mugd

[18aaceron]

yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror she said "who dat ugly"

yo mama's so pore i saw her kicking a can down the rode i asked what are you doing she said mooving

[gunnersfish1]

yo mama's breath smells so bad, people look forward to her farts  -Buddy Love (The Nutty Proffesor)

[134supermann]

Yo Mama Is So Hairy When She Squeezed You Out You Had Rug Burn!

[theIronhulk32]

yo mama so studpied she tried to m and ms in alphabetical order

[pokelover12345678910]

heh heh i cant read

[bananaflyer1]

yo mama so fat, a whale swam up to her and said,'' we are family, even though youre fatter than me,''

[RegularVideo3307]

yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said "sorry no professionals". :O

[moku6160]

yo mama so fat she has echos on her bellybutton

[precisioncustom]

need diferent song put on im sexy and i know it

[XxAmandaLuvesYaxX]

this funny

[19xxsuperstarxx80]

Funny as hell hell

[BigspinTailslide]

yo momma's like a box of timbits, for 1.50$ i can share her with the rest of my hockey team

[doverlinkin]

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.yo mama theeth so yellow her tonsalse has a sun burn.yo mama so fat she sat on a rain bow and skittles fell out.yo mama so stupid she heard quaterback and she went to get her re fund.yo mam so ugly when she was born her mama said what a treasure and her dad said ya lets bariee it

[doverlinkin]

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.yo mama theeth so yellow her tonsalse has a sun burn.

[slipperyboogers]

Yo mama so fat that whn she got Baptist they had to use the Pacific Ocean :D

[MrTalkingCorn]

yo momma so ugly bob the builder "said" we cant fix that

[98ekaj]

ur mom is like a vacum she sucks and blows then gets put back in the closet

[C0RNER55]

Dis shit extra funny!!!



[flashsonic45789]

yo mamma so fat in elementry school she didnt pass the CST's she passed BLTs

[flashsonic45789]

yo mamma so stupid she entered the olympics , the special olympics

[flashsonic45789]

yo mamma so fat dr.phil couldnt even heal her

[flashsonic45789]

yo mama so crusty they filmed her for the california rasians commercial

[adriennemackenzie]

yo mommas so fat that when people saw her they were convinced that it was the dark side of the moon.

[thestrpure70]

yo mama so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are KFC (:

[THERSPKERGUY]

yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her

[Calasol1]

lame ass fucking jokes

[GlamourGurl3445]

Yo mama so hairy that Chewy stopped to take pictures.

[TheGuitarplayer112]

Yo mama is so stupid she doesant even know what stupid means

[dick4669]

yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittels

[0935lisa]

Yo mama is so stupid that when her pocket was hot she said hot pocket

[AODkingzmlg]

Yo mama is so fat wen she does a pushup the world goes down

[Renegade0056]

yo mama so stupid she thought "Eye Cancer" was an iPhone app.

[tortugamaster25]

1.yo mama so ugly she made the devil go to church

2.yo mama so fat god couldnt even lift up her spirits

[fireghostey]

your mama so black she had to wear white gloves to eat a tootsie roll

[15alimae]

your so dum that u saw a glass wall and went to climb over it to see what was on the other side lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[MrEltoro98]

Yo mama so fat wen she jumped on a tramperlin and went straight to hell

[babygirl1232910]

yo mama so stupid when i walked in her house and lit a match the crickets started singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the lord we got some heat"

[babygirl1232910]

yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was her tax refund

[StormieSceneGirl]

yo mama just like a vacum cleaner, she suck, she blows and gets laid in the closet

yo mama just like the village bike. Every body gets a ride

[The004elmenor]

@StormieSceneGirl  yo mamas ben fucked more den google has ben use

yo mama is so stupid dat wen i asked her "y r u yelling at da envelope'' she said "im sending a voice mail "

[BandicootBiscuit]

yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last chirstmas, and its still printing

[destroyer854]

yo mama so fat, her blood type is ragu

yo mama so old, she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

yo mama so fat, when she got in my car, people thought i had tinted windows

yo mama so hairy, when we went hiking, bigfoot was taking pictures of her ENJOY :)

[BandicootBiscuit]

yo mamas like hardware store, 5 cents a screw

[BandicootBiscuit]

yo mama so fat when she farts, obama acuses her of global warming

[manny2672]

yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked in a matress store she slept on the ground

[manny2672]

yo mama so stupid she tried to blow out a lightbulb

[manny2672]

yo mama so harry it looks like she has chubaka in a headlock

[x5killerklownzx]

yo mama is so pour that robbers break into her house to give her money

[x5killerklownzx]

i saw yo mama in the ally kicking a can,i asked her what she is doin and she said"movin"

[x5killerklownzx]

yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

[manny2672]

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

[manny2672]

yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept

[manny2672]

yo mamas teeth are so yellow she slowed down traffic when she opened her mouth

[darksoul100ify]

ur mama so poor i saw her kicking a can do the road i asked wat r u doing she said "movin"

[goku110202]

yo mama so fat wen she whent in the elaveter she has to go down

[tyui571]

yo mama so fat, that dora can't explore her and bob the bulider couldn't fix it

[krish633]

srry a bike 4 comment below thats me

[krish633]

yo mama is like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. yo mama is like a buke, everybody wants a ride

[xXEDMONDOXx]

yo mama so stupid she tried to wheelie on a unicycle

[24cupcake808]

Yo mama so ugly wen she looked out da window she got arrested

[24cupcake808]

Yo mama is so ugly wen she uploaded pictures on facebook her account got suspended

[Daniloserrano1]

Yo Momma Is so Fat Cows Moo At Her Lmao

[ShannonMaddy2010]

yo momma is sooo old that she knew moby dick ever since he was a sardine.

[MrDrewBDeez78]

Yo mama so fat she left the house with high heels and came back with flip flops.

[cindyapriltran123]

Yo mama so fat she put on a red dress and everyone sgtarted yelling 'hey kool aid'

[yurglepop2]

Yo mama so fat when she lies around the house literally she LIES AROUND THE HOUSE

[shrimp102599]

yo mama so poor when i walked in her front door i ended up in the backyard

[shrimp102599]

yo mama is so fat god couldn't LIFT her spirits

[SSilentCinema]

yo momma so fat that she um that she um idk

[journeypie247]

yo mama so stupid she put a battry up her butt and said i got the power

[superego63]

thumbs up for this one Yo mama is so stupid she thought your dads ding dong was troy polamalu (because its hairy)

[Steelersfan1107412]

No top comment its my time to shin. um hmm uuuh hi

[MrDeadlytiga]

Nigge, you need to tell your mom to stop changin her lipstick my dicks startin to look like a rainbow

[MN94748]

yo mama so ugly not even gold fish crackers smile back

[ryant12fly]

yo mama like a exercising ball everyone taking a bounce on her

[qballing22]

YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED ACROSS THE TV I MISSED 3 COMMERCIALS

[unknown4754]

yo mamma so ugly that if she had her face on the front of a gun it would be called gorilla warfare

[unknown4754]

yo momma so fat that when a bus full of white kids past by she said stop that twinki

[MrBlackopsboy12]

YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS ON A AC-130 THE PILOTS SAID DROP THE NUKE

[Hastings932Mr]

yo mama so fat when god said let thair be light he asked ur mom to move

[Thedeathblow10]

Yo mama so ugly that she made chuck norris scream.

[Thedeathblow10]

Don't think of me as a racist because I got this from my friend. Yo mama so black the her breast milk us chocolate milk!

[herro2691]

Yo mama so fat she jumped up and down u tried not laugh buyrhe ground was cracken up

[Breymond7]

Yo Mama is so fat, She is like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows!

[xS1L3NTxN1NJAx]

your mama so hairy when she was born her mother died of carpet burn.  your mama so dirty when she farted the government blamed her for global warming

[xS1L3NTxN1NJAx]

Your Mama so fat you took a picture of her and it took 5 weeks to print

[inventingtacoguy]

yo mama so stupid she invented a wheel chair with pedals .yo mama so stupid she thought chris rock was a new type of crack

[youngmoneyboy76]

Yo ma so fat she swalowed pluto and pooped beetlejuice (every thing the planets are and over x99999 times bigger than all put together

[alwaysKane51101]

yo mama so stupid she tried 2 put M+Ms in abc order

[ReachHavocDUDE]

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed  yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so stupid she named her son crack and her house butt then she called the police and said" I looked all up in my butt but i cant find my crack

[coolcherie]

yo mamma so fat that she doesn't have to use the internet she's already worldwide

[racedrum11]

yo mams so dumb, she tried to time travle by setting her alarm clock

[barrett81100]

Yo mamma sodumb that when she watches tv she puts paper on the tv and calls it paperview

[KLVE]

yo momma is so fat, that God can't lift her spirit up.

[palesoulja519]

im gonna sue you you talked about yo mama

[thesanityact]

Your momma so dumb when the doorbell rang she said cookies r ready

[MrBobbyblabby]

yo mamma so stupid she walked into a haunted house and came wit a job application

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to c wat was on the other side

[jake20017]

yo momma so stupid on black friday she went up and told obama happy birthday

[1blueshe]

yo mama soo stupid she went to the desert and seid were the fuck are all the pengwins

[randimnator]

Your mum is so dumb she watches 60 minutes in 2 hours

[drahcir247]

Yo momma so ugly she scared the s**t out of a tolit

[asiatv143]

To mama ain't got no legs talkin bout y we can't kick it

[BigPoppie10000]

ur mamas so fat she works on a cruse liner as the ancer

[sofunny200]

ur mama so fat that wen she sat on the oilet the toilet sang A B C D E F G GET UR FAT A** OF OF MEE

[lelo1916]

yo momma so ugly they flimed goliras in the mist in her shower

[mojr45]

YO MAMA SO POOR THIS MORNING I SAW HER TRYING TO GET THE SHOES OFF THE POWER LINES.

[mojr45]

yo mama so poor when u walk in her house u fall right out.

yo mama so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I said "wat ya doin" she said "moving"

yo mama so fat she tripped in WAL-MART and landed on TARGET

yo mama so ugly she is a prostatute and a virgin.

yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet said "1,2,3 A,B,C, GET THE HE** OFF OF ME

[edgarclark54]

yo mamas so stupid she stuck a batterie up her ass and said I GOT THE POWER

[timmyrocksify]

Yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on her scale

[bloodypaulse46]

Yo momma's so black and fat she had you and thought she was taking a shit!

[sia12347]

this is stupid



[kkarriem]

Yo Mama so Stupid all she knows how to spell is ''K-F-C''

[the0fficialgamer]

YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKED AT THE SWIMMING POOL THE WATER EVAPORATED !!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!! WHO'S D MAMA JOKE MASTER NOW?!?!?!!?!?!?

[ISashra]

yo mammas so fat that when she went swimming at the beach, the lifeguards shouted, we have found a HUGE chunk of land

[ISashra]

Yo mammas so fat that when she went to see some blue whales, the whales started singing "we are family, even though your fatter than me"

[Gabebarnes206]

Yo momma so stupid that she climbed over a see through wall to see whats on the other side

[ebayman2]

song plz

[ShadowSlayer282]

no offence but these joke is stale

[DaNyBoYz9000]

Yo momma is so fat she needs cheat codes on wii fit:P

[simonsevillelover211]

your mama so ugly she pays 999.999 every week for an online date

[lemo43]

You so ugly yo mom had to tie bacon round yo neck so dat the dog would play wit u

[thefirsttimer11]

yo mama so old that she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

[tylerboomblade]

yo mama so stupid she put a piece of paper on the t.v. and thought she was watching payper view

[axewrules4455]

yo mama so fat last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

[MrStonerStephen]

your mom so nasty, she applied to be a prostitute and they said she was over qualified

[jenni84ification]

yo mama is so poor i steped on a cig and she said who turned off my light

[MrBobbyblabby]

yo mama so black when she jumped off the grand canyon and they all said the darkness falls

[MrBobbyblabby]

yo mama so ugly she had to put 2 bags over her head and it didnt help