everybody knows the first rule of video games: if something doesnt make sense, shoot it. well actually thats the third rule of video games. the first rule is you dont talk about fight club. the second rule is you DONT talk about fight club. then shooting things.
I got revived when stuck in the side-walk and my body was still twitching like this, It wouldn't let get revived again because it thought I was alive lol
Happened to me and my friend a couple times. The Apoco-fist is usually a pretty good fix. If not, the stupid cat and mouse diversion should have worked.
Are first instinct when encountering something new is to respond with bullets, even in games like Halo when a grenade freezes. People know what it is; that it is a small explosive device, but they shoot it because it is different.
He's a DJ 0:29
rgb120 4 days ago 3
Hey look it's battlefield 3 beta :P
pokealong1227 4 days ago
0:31 His head says yes, but his neck says nope.
Tyfighter152 1 week ago 2
Quickly! Put a turn table under and listen to him scratch out them phat beats! *wub wub wub wub*
alexjonezNH 1 week ago
wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub unce unce unce
adracko 1 week ago
nope.avi
masteryang7 2 weeks ago
It's Yep.avi
Rapidpaws 2 weeks ago
and thats when the gamers instinct comes in! if it looks wierd, Shoot it!!!
JJTYL3S 2 weeks ago
orgasm.
boertie258 2 weeks ago
"what sound does that creature make?"
TheLolnerdgurl 3 weeks ago in playlist Saints Row Series
@TheLolnerdgurl if i see how it moves, i think something like "frgblarghjigglebrobblegu"
Paljassus77 2 weeks ago
dj moves
DJprotal 3 weeks ago 2
:pokerface:
foreverimmortal2272 3 weeks ago
they told him that the human neck couldnt stretch...WHOS LAUGHING NOW!?
ChaosMugetsu 3 weeks ago
Excuse me, as i put my dick in your face
BuLLetwhitOutaGun 3 weeks ago
Ima show off my turtle skills. >:3
ACBros2000 3 weeks ago
Chuck Testa
animorphs135 3 weeks ago
Swimming on land. Check.
bradon1568 3 weeks ago
chicky chicky what
menINginas 3 weeks ago
Nope.AVI
LowLevelSaiyanGin498 3 weeks ago
life cycle of spitter
fcfernando6 4 weeks ago
HAX thumbs up if you know where this is from
sls907 4 weeks ago
0:31 just doing the dubstep
jayjayjayjayjaylu5 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
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jayjayjayjayjaylu5 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
so thats wat epilepsy is like
segq1222 1 month ago
"I'm okay with this." xD
TheSeventhChaos1 1 month ago
invisible giraffe bukake????
AlexxWhitetv 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
chuck norris powers! activate!
AlexxWhitetv 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
00:37 He's beatboxing!
KirillZlovesRice 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Nope.avi
ShadowBlade448 1 month ago
@0:30 If I got shot that close, I'd be listening to Skrillex too.
Gellister 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
the thing goes on vacation
keesdekosta 1 month ago
rock em, sock em robots with guns?
dabiggest19 1 month ago
Kill it before it lays eggs.
LucasGster 1 month ago 4
IT'S EVOLVING
Ghostlyghostgamer 1 month ago 3
why is his arm bleeding so bad?
bleefinson 1 month ago
best dam dj in steelport
jarlahman5812 1 month ago
"Press Y to store this thing in your Garage"
DuoxFTW 1 month ago
nOPE
D2v0n 1 month ago
brutal legend saints style....
jakez764 1 month ago
OMG HE'S TURNING INTO A SPITTER!!!! shoot it some more
godofwrath2293 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
Kill it! Kill it with Fire!
BionicChronicle 1 month ago
36775th viewer
assassian250 1 month ago
HOLY CRAP! I'm the 36,278th viewer exactly!!!!! NOOO WAAYYY!
TheNewt24 1 month ago
Introducingggggg DJ QUICKSAND *extends neck*
anawesomepokeball 1 month ago
0:33 awesome headbang action
EnvoyOfFabulousness 1 month ago
wait? so did he revive him!?! CLIFFHANGER! aaaaaahhhhh!
Adam112510 1 month ago
nope.avi
Hattori75 1 month ago
Where's a Macready with a flamethrower when you need him?
TheWiseGuy784 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
the bf3 beta is everywhere
DonDaHobo 1 month ago
Put a turntable under his hand, it'll be fine
TheGlenington 1 month ago
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pooplers21 1 month ago
Idk why but the dude glitching looks like steven hawkings.
MikeTheCavemann 1 month ago
now lifes purpose is now invalid
jaybuschmann 1 month ago
@Kerplosh Why
galioth41 1 month ago
.. "nope" ..
TCoops 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
BF3 beta monster is back!
TheEpicJewFro 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
looks like a giraffe on the turn tables
juke700 1 month ago
michael j fox when he hears a good song
theblackflag29 1 month ago
UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS RETURNS
kryomaniac 1 month ago
Has anyone ever seen the movie "The Thing"?
TheBenjiNecessity 1 month ago 106
@TheBenjiNecessity which one? the old one or the new one? i've seen both so it doesn't matter
madman101ish 1 month ago
@TheBenjiNecessity it is simler isnt it hmm
ufo171 1 month ago
@TheBenjiNecessity yea lol!
ufo171 1 month ago
@TheBenjiNecessity the one in the 50's 80's or now? because i've only seen the one in the 80's
mshaloman1 3 weeks ago
@TheBenjiNecessity The Thing From Outer Space, The Thing (1982), or The Thing (2011)?
joujou264 1 week ago
0:32 he was listening to death metal
TheBoksera631 1 month ago
OMG IM THE 28,800 EXACT WATCHER!!!!
Sunkist1025 1 month ago
@Sunkist1025 The hell? I'm the 28,000 viewer. So what's the future like?
omgitzslaphappy 1 month ago 53
MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC!
squon1996 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
Revive your Homie
Me: "I'd rather not"
BasicWizard 1 month ago
Nope.
DaGamerIan 1 month ago
The combination of derping and having a seizure.
TheMjjmjjmjjmjj 1 month ago
rock out with his cock out
kellenmasterc 1 month ago
the FPS solution to everything didn't work!!!
OpinionatedAussie 1 month ago
How do I upload a video?
gameovaries69 1 month ago
Ladies and gentlemen! We now have the ability to inject down-syndrome into people via shotgun!
MetallicaBrando217 1 month ago
OMG! He's the Thing! quick shoot him!
scuzzleBUTT15 1 month ago
Shooting the weird only makes it weirder
Alzurel 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Han Solo had it easy. At least he was COMPLETELY encased, and you didn't need to kill him to save him.
Dragonpit 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
FINISH HIM!
honeynipples23 1 month ago
Shadow cat farther
TEEGOTIT 1 month ago
Brosioden approves.
SamShaps 1 month ago
"Shhh... I hunting wabbits!"
Operation361 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...
...stranger.
*maniacal laughter*
TheEdibleDonut 1 month ago 2
where is that on the map? I want that tiny chopper
NFSfreak91210 1 month ago
That's the way- uh huh uh huh- I LIIKE it- uh huh uh huh
DerTarchinPro 1 month ago
0:07 Why does it say "Press Y to store this vehicle in your garage" when he isn't in a vehicle?
AydenMize 1 month ago
@AydenMize
It is the chopper it is talking about.
acomputer121 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@AydenMize Well, you see when a man and a woman hate each other, they get reall drunk and F**K all night.
StarcoGAMES 1 month ago
it the thing run for your life
jack305666 1 month ago
that's not wierd! that's just saint's row!
FortySixMinutes 1 month ago
MY HAND! IT IS BLEEDING!
natotater 1 month ago
Lol "Press X to revive your homie"
MrAdfoz42 1 month ago
Did anyone think that that looked like a L4D2 Spitter?
RhubarbedWire1 1 month ago
Kill it, Burn it with Fire!!!!
rickman1945 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Blowjobs.
heath4w 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series 2
Nope.
J01LYROG34 1 month ago
@J01LYROG34 .avi
madman101ish 1 month ago
If only glitches like that existed in real life
TheKirkster96 1 month ago
I doubt beat boxing is going o solve their problem
AJUKking 1 month ago
derp
GNoodle 1 month ago
Nope.avi
Skimask619 1 month ago
Did he revive him ?
BossPanzer 1 month ago
while watching this is was drinking a cup of tea i was about to spit it to the screen ! that was good lol
invesibel 1 month ago
everybody knows the first rule of video games: if something doesnt make sense, shoot it. well actually thats the third rule of video games. the first rule is you dont talk about fight club. the second rule is you DONT talk about fight club. then shooting things.
giggityguy 1 month ago
Oh my god kill it with fire
cheesecake92295 1 month ago
Note.avu
Waffel180 1 month ago
Looks like Robin Williams is still type casted as Alan Parish from Jumanji, even when playing video games!!
DavidMcGuizz 1 month ago
"dont shoot me man..dont shoot me....you're making me angry.."
*shoot*
*spazzes out* "now you done it....now im mad...YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!"
geminiwolf91 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
why when i see this does my mind start playing the chacaron song?
cpcrox1 1 month ago
Nope.avi
archaon166 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
CTFU
Bigboi2036 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson
ZeroToNowhere 1 month ago
turtles all the way down
Mavric315 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
Nope
TheMrMorty 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
nope.avi
Roguesaxophone57 1 month ago
I got revived when stuck in the side-walk and my body was still twitching like this, It wouldn't let get revived again because it thought I was alive lol
NerdlimHD 1 month ago
ALLLLLL RIGHTTT!! GiDdY GiGiDy GoOoO
12mysteryguitarfan 1 month ago
Skrillex wubwubwubwub
natetechrock 1 month ago
I feel so famous
Kerplosh 1 month ago 141
@Kerplosh See, deep down, you're not that bad ;)
featherwinglove 1 month ago in playlist More videos from GameFails
Happened to me and my friend a couple times. The Apoco-fist is usually a pretty good fix. If not, the stupid cat and mouse diversion should have worked.
copiagueeagle 1 month ago
was he revived
definitionofunstable 1 month ago
0:32 Looks like someone's getting excited ._.
victormaurell 1 month ago
"Revive your homie"
Can't.... laughing.... too hard...
MrStryve 1 month ago 42
He was rapping
o0OAlexPO0o 1 month ago
the thing its the thing again
Poiznjaw 1 month ago
wasn't aware bullets caused seizures
KingCuervo88 1 month ago
He was dancing.
reggiardito 1 month ago
This is why humans should never meet aliens.
Are first instinct when encountering something new is to respond with bullets, even in games like Halo when a grenade freezes. People know what it is; that it is a small explosive device, but they shoot it because it is different.
CrimsonElite101 1 month ago 2
Nightmare of BF3 is back again.
comonion 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
NOPE! XD
gromit7573 1 month ago
Kill it before it lays eggs
iamshane59 1 month ago
When in doubt...
shoot it.
thanx4life 1 month ago
@thanx4life That's a FPS Players Motto.
VynlamorNightshade 1 month ago
@DesiresPerished: Fuuuu! I was just about to say that!
Brygelsmack 1 month ago
That spitter is a dj.
4TEHEPICWIN 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
0:32 beta bf3 D:
MrAppleTasty 1 month ago 212
@MrAppleTasty ...I dont get it. =/
DarkfallXProductions 1 month ago in playlist More videos from GameFails
@DarkfallXProductions
That shit was ALWAYS happening in bf3.
acomputer121 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@DarkfallXProductions /watch?v=4RJx8Ruhcuo
Menvajea 1 month ago
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ENGIE SAPPIN MAH SPYYY
yoshinibble123 1 month ago
Revive him!
IndieYeti 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
I'm dead, so now I'm dancing
derubor 1 month ago
quick! revive him!
Starvingpuppies 1 month ago
Everyday In jackleing!!!!!
callumhits1 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
Everyday I'm convulsin'
HuwReesMusic 1 month ago
Burn it with Fire!
Owlman2122 1 month ago
Kill the mutant!
FuzziGaming 1 month ago
Did he died?!
bleefinson 1 month ago
Kids and their Dubstep
EZL80 1 month ago in playlist More videos from GameFails 2
this is liek that episode of spongebob where squiadward kept getting his face smashed by the door.
MintRJxbl 1 month ago
Its that thing from the BF3 BETA!
KrankItVZ 1 month ago
EWWWWWWWWWW KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
xairsoftxexperiencex 1 month ago
It's the Thing!!! Burn it!
shitfacedwaffle 1 month ago
Forrest Gump..
redialator 1 month ago
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Stop SOPA
genxone0000 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
lol dj long neck
jamesissamwell 1 month ago
Revive him, dammit! lol
TokyoKoolProductionz 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
everyone knows its quagmire!!! giggty
TrulyImmortal 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
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monkeys8myhw 1 month ago
I was hoping for it to fly off like the one in AC revelations
locolow2011 1 month ago in playlist Más vídeos de GameFails
...that Thing escaped Antarctica?
DamnedEyez 1 month ago
@DamnedEyez <.< i see what you did there, i'll get a flame thrower
madman101ish 1 month ago
LOOK OUT ITS A SPITTER
OmegaUnit333 1 month ago
He Sucking Some Dick xD
blunts26k 1 month ago
0:30 Sup my Homie?
maidenreligion12 1 month ago
The club cant even handle me right now!
themmacowboy 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
SLENDERMAN IS A DJ NOW !!?!?!
N3RDYKID97 1 month ago
nope.avi
animefan809 1 month ago
I imagine that guy is saying "You know, I was at Battlefield 3 either. I used to walk on my knees and shoot my gun with my ass there".
dinsting 1 month ago in playlist Saints Row Series
nope.avi
buob1234567890 1 month ago
@buob1234567890 original.
mrlegendaryskillz 1 month ago in playlist More videos from GameFails
NOPE
ChopMax2 1 month ago
Someone at Rooster teeth must have insomnia
goodrita 1 month ago