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  • Your Stupidity is what's wrong with the world...GO READ A BOOK

  • I love this video an her sexy accent.

  • Thats a funny looking kitchen

  • I farted while she was talking but when I hit the rewind I couldn't tell the difference

  • I am laughing so hard right now.

  • So fucking true!

  • fuck you bitch

  • nice boobs, good for views

  • your hilarious haha

  • If she is a she. Then the law of physics states that she is always right and anyone with a penis is by default WRONG. If she says that the Sky is purple then you bet your ass is wrong about saying it's blue.

  • she be a ho

  • omg yes my gf was always blabbing about past guys and shit and im like ok ill listen, but then i relaized it just made me mad and felt shitty, girls if your guy asks be honest but if they dont let shit be. This stuff usually comes up in time, and if u do it too early without a foundation built then theres gonna be issues.

  • im not not into call of duty but ur fckn stupid shut the fck up

  • I love this chick!!

  • @louey242 well thanks :)P

  • So far she's been right about everything.

  • you need to go back to Columbia you skanky whore..you cannot speakie die english.. so shut your monkey butt up. All anyone cares about is if you have a tight pussy and can suck cock good. that's a fact.. ask any man in any country on any planet... LOL

  • @00777ski Ain't you a class act! Bet you get all the girls with that attitude, Mr Neandertal.

  • Thank you for reaffirming my desire to stay single for the rest of my life.

  • ur funny , and right !!:)

  • I came here to look at your boobs and you did NOT disappoint me.

  • All women are insane. Your mom, your sister, your girlfriend , your wife. ALL OF THEM! They just vary in degrees of crazy, depending on what they. Can extort from YOU.

  • you say guys but what you mean is douches, guessing by the way you talk and your perception of mean you have yet to have a real man, just over grown boys

  • I love gossip! Don't make generalisations :L

  • lol she right

  • Funny commentary. Hot chick!

  • How many girls have you slept with? OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

  • @AscendedMike hahahahahaha

  • "I'm sorry but I can't understand your thick accent, you're gonna have to learn how to speak english properly if you're going to live in this country." - Rarity.

  • You don't have a lot of guy friends, bitch. You have a lot of guys that hang around you hoping to jam their hogs up your roast beef gash.

  • How old are you?

  • i was single when i played call of duty but that all changed after i got BF 3

  • yo...crazy lady ... are you a dumb bitch ?

  • someone should put their penis in her mouth so we dont have to listen to her some of the time!

  • only watched a minute. got boring, sorry. The correct answer would be "friend". I have no idea how this video is a link on a Bill Maher video.

  • She actually have a lot of good points, and I can definitely relate to many of her points.

  • So, let us suppose that you marry a guy and you live together for 20, 30 or even more years. You mean that at the first fart it's all over? I mean, does my special one really want to file divorce because I have intestines? Can't he just read a frigging book that tells him I'm human too?!

    Please, do shut up. You talk as if a relationship is all about first dates and that it can't last longer than physical attraction.

  • The last woman i met who was stable, sane, caring, smart and absolutely lovely...was my grandma! Wtf happened? Oh right, feminism... :(

  • she's adorable n right

  • my ex girls friends friend told me that if i said i love her she would leave me, but she tought i didnt like her so then i would say that i love her. fucking tricky girls, so i left her. girls have always so fucking much on theyre mind about guys, but other things are empty. if a guy is your boyfriend then just shut up and stop the tricky questions blabla

  • Do you guys ever click on a video because the girl looks hot in the small icon, but then when you see the full video you realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life?

  • Where's the kitchen?

  • She told more about her self then Much more was said about herself than about men.

  • I would marry this woman.

  • I love you.

  • agreed

  • There might be a culture difference here.. Because my boyfriend would react badly to any of these, except the one where you ask about a hot girl.

    He talks more about a house and kids than I do.

  • every girl needs to watch this

  • put it this way its not the flaws of either sex its the way the men and woman are raised in this generation dont put all relationship troubles in such on men or woman you cant blame a sex for some things its members have done

  • very funny sexy lady. My mother used to fart all the time and tell us her farts did not smell. which was true. farts only start to smell if you eat to much of the wrong food and your body is getting ready to take a dump

  • I want to hear about her friends who fuck! So I can get some play when she`s not around !

  • do u like cock?

  • Hey, what's this box doing around me?

  • You missed out the one where you don't get your period.

  • I don't have a girlfriend. The reason why is in this video. If you didn't catch it, you would notice towards the beginning of the video, that she alludes to girl friends jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend.

    That = not hot. Sorry.

    I'm not an alpha male. I don't puff my chest up. I don't brag about going to the gym. I don't call other people homophobic slurs. I don't go to clubs. I don't make myself over like the cast of "Jersey Shore".

    In 20 years, 50% of all guys will have an STD.

  • Men don't want to hear you speak. Just suck dick and we'll be fine.

  • I wanna fuck you!!

  • the truth hurts, thts why there's so many dislikes lol

  • Why is this chick getting so much hate? Whats shes saying is true and shes fine as hell! only on youtube

  • We care about your advice about because you think we are listening?

  • " NO SEX 4 YOU!" . ok fine I'll just go to someone else to spread their legs and by the way GTFO of my house when I come back.

  • Men's primary goal is for woman to spread their legs, so we can come and deposit our sperm. Do not kid yourself ladies, this is what men want. Shut the Fuck up, FUCK the shit out you and make us a sandwich. One more thing bring a beer.

    Easy solution for woman who complains, nags and not giving you what you want or need. Men do not be pussy's . DTB,(DUMP THAT BITCH). If that bitch is not giving you what you want or need ? LEAVE, GTFO (GET THE FUCK OUT).

  • @RandomRecollection Yeah, and this is why your on "youtube" instead of "spreading legs" or "fucking the shit" out of girls. And why i say girl's is because no women with any amount of self respect would touch you with a ten foot pole. Your lack of intellegence is amusing. Have fun dying alone.

  • I'm not a Call of Duty player so me don't really need an apology o.o Nor have I ever had a "relationship" or sex with anyone so I guess this video's irrelevant to me all-together...why am I here again?...

  • AVOUT IT?

    

  • whore, cover yourself, bitch....get ratings on your intelligibility not you ur nasty body.

  • Wow.... I must say... She is very spot on. BTW, she has an amazing rack and what looks to be a really nice body.

  • or hearing what are we gonna do what are we gonna do...its like bitch we aint doing shit you want to do something get off your happy ass and go do it, also dnot threaten to leave us cause honestly we are men we dont give a fuck we will find another one of you probably younger and smarter and less annoying

  • guy to guy talk about how many girls he have slept with then always do "-1/3" of all the girls he says, if a girl asks him then u have to atleast dubble it... :P

  • i have never met a guy who estimates down on the number of girls he has banged

  • shut up bitch and get naked

  • Funny Funny . True . So true..

  • This is why I'm single. Women are nuts.

  • @evelsteev

    Yep. 

  • @evelsteev Yes, women are nuts, but we still need them to lick our nuts.

  • @djs259 amen

  • 1:37 Why I clicked here. hmmmm...

  • and how the fuck is it you can tell what men don't want to hear

    my ex girlfriend used to just want to fuck , where as I would rather of just sat there talking and holding each other

    NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THE ONES YOUR DESCRIBING

  • 68 women watched this. But that last one... just a tad strange but hey my gf likes mine so i'm in the clear for now!

  • .. if u didnt have a nice rack i wouldnt want to watch this video, i didnt hear anything u said after call of duty

  • I enjoyed this.

  • agree with everything but the farting, people fart, it's natural so if you're a guy and doesn't like that a girl farts or condemns her, you're a douche and need to rethink your life.

  • guys don't want to hear fututre life things? Same goes for girls, I mean really I don't start it my boyfriends do

  • WRONG!! Guys don't mind knowing which of your girlfriends are slutty and which aren't. They know who to talk to and run into if things don't work out with their current GF. Knowing which ones are easy is always good. IF you really do care for your BF, tell him which girl friends you have are easy.

  • Moonlight Sonata over the non-apology was a nice touch.

  • @PhysalisGundam gotta keep it classy! lol

  • @dulcefabiola23

    You have class?

  • PUT ON SOME FUCKING CLOTHES BEFORE POSTING A VIDEO

  • @wolfrainexxx im guessing you have x ray vision bc i am wearing clothes! lol

  • @dulcefabiola23 No offense meant darling. Just pointing out the difference between my t-shirt and jeans, to your (comparatively) revealing clothes. Bad joke yes, but still ;) If you wear like we wear, (female version) full T-shirt, jeans, and be fun, without being like the average girl and think "this guy will be a loser," and trust me, you will have more attention than you know what to do with, and no guy will be intimidated darlin. (my opinion of course)

  • @dulcefabiola23 i wish i had xray vision! you're hot, you're accent is hot, and you're funny :)

  • @dulcefabiola23 but he would be seeing the inside of his computer

  • @wolfrainexxx Another pathetic man insulting a quite clearly beautiful woman in an attempt to make himself feel better... why? Because he knows he could never pull someone like you.

  • @wolfrainexxx i disagree if anything you should share a lil more of yourself lil mama cuz damn girl u look good

  • @easyfreelovn Stop objectifying yourself easyfreelovn, it's just weird.

  • @wolfrainexxx lol, you must be gay, conservative, or female

  • @basimpson22 No, I just believe that dressing in revealing clothes causes most girls to become conceited. Girls think guys are intimidated by them. Yeah. I think if I was in their shoes, I'd be intimidated to talk to the half naked girl in front of me. Also, (I don't fit into a box.) I have mixed views. I'd rather see my wife half naked, but would kill a man that saw her that way. I know. a paradox....!! dun dun dunnnnnnnn.... :D

  • @wolfrainexxx Haha, I actually say I have to agree. I just got out of a relationship with a Cubanita, which, I think this girl might be. All I'm going to say is that she was very selfish. I flew down to Miami every month to see her and, let me tell you, it was all about her. It seemed all she wanted to do when I was there was have a photo shoot of herself, literally. We'd go to the park and she'd have me and her family take pics of her. She was way too into herself.

  • @wolfrainexxx I don't think dulcefabiola is that way. She seems like a girl who is real. Wouldn't fuck you and then freak out about what "God" or her family must think of her. She'd fuck you and wouldn't worry about what anyone else thought. LOL, I'm venting.

  • WOW, she has a couch in her kitchen

  • Wow you're right about everything! One thing I look for is if a girl talks too much sh%$ about her ex... run away because that's how she's going to talk about you someday.

  • I haven't even got a girlfriend, so I haven't slept with anyone. right now all I want is to have someone I can hold in my arms that loves me, and vise versa. I'm at the breaking point, if someone comes up to me and says something like "hey, my sister would be perfect for you, you should get to know her" or something like that, I would probably say yes right away and then I would go somewhere private and cry tears of joy.

  • @codeman7055 you dont go out? maybe you should try a dating online?

  • @codeman7055 grow up... I'm sorry but seriously? All you have to do do is be indifferent check out brent smith. Do it! Or die alone, you can do whatever the fuck you wanna do

  • @itsmedontusee ok, Go Fuck Yourself I'll Do What Ever The Hell I Want It Will Happen And Not Because Of The Way Your Retarded American Mind Says It Will So Go Fuck Off And Learn To Think With Your Mind And Not With Your Junk!

  • @codeman7055 you are a lonely lonely man ....fag

  • @wasd331761 I bet you don't have a gf either! and If you do then prove me wrong by making a video with her in it!

  • the future thing, I can live with, if I dated a girl who was talking about her future and it involved me, I would be like omg I think I love you even more since your thinking about our future.

  • dang, rosie perez, what do i gotta do just to get next to you?

  • MAN, the thing about the farting is so true! I hate that the chick I am with does that. Every thing with her is about farting! I get that she thinks it is a joke but keep it to yourself!

  • she's really cool!

  • NO HELL NAW COD ALL DAY MOFO!!!!!!!!

  • you hit the head on the epicenter lolz dude you can't deny what she's saying is true

  • What men don't want to hear. I'm pregnant. It's no secret and really didn't need a video

  • One word: Subtitles.

  • Never co-sign or mix finances with a woman, no marriage, avoid long distance relationships, watch the youtube video alimony: a lottery, don't live together, listen to tom leykis(youtube), watch out for marriage fraud from illegal immigrants, no single moms with kids at home, learn to pass the check, avoid women in debt with no job/car, meet up at free places/parks/cafe/bookstore, avoid high drama women that demand to be spoiled, invest in a good education, be less interested in her, stay single.

  • Hush please. Everything you're saying is retarted. But you are VERY hot though. Are u single?

  • Aaargh!! This proves the old maxim: Women should be seen and not heard.

  • STUPID BITCH !!

  • on the fun scale: call of duty > women

  • this sucks.

  • Ahhhh!!! It's da goddamn mexican! YEAH!!! Can I snap her neck now?

  • i clicked this video because of your tits.

  • Hello, mute button, ok now continue.

  • i like.

  • What men don't ever want to hear...from the doctor...

    "I'm afraid you'll have to be circumcised..."

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :P

  • Here's what men don't want to hear.

    Bullshit.

    That's all. We don't want to hear rumours, gossip or thoughts on things that may or may not be true. We also don't want to have to hear you play these silly bugger games where your words have hidden meanings. Just be straight with us ladies.

    Lastly, we never want to hear anything from your mouth that would be used to manipulate or alter a situation. It basically comes down to honesty and integrity.

  • @Rundvelt AMEN!!!!!!

  • @Rundvelt hahaha good one!

  • I did not meant. LOL

  • Hahah .. this just gets better as it goes along ..

  • Pro-TIp: men don't want to hear ANYTHING except the sound of your clothes hitting the floor.

    but, actually, probably pretty good advice in this vid.

  • Damn girl, you fine.

  • Damn are you single? Because you understand that I just want to stick my wiener in your mouth...

  • everytime I get asked how many women i've had sex with I give'em the honest answer......they say I'm lying, then when start hearin the stories my friends tell me they know I was honest

  • girls dont fart, they poot

  • Horrible advice, for insecure men and women. Grow up and get a real relationship

  • @atlasku27 thats the problem women like her can't grow up until they get old and ugly..

  • @atlasku27 If someone is secure about themselves, why the fuck would they want a long term relationship? Only insecure people seek relationships.

  • fap........fap

  • good video. real talk. errything u said is true.

  • Is that rosie perez? "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllll­lly!!!!!!!!"

  • Goddamn! You look like an incredible piece of ass! And I'm not just saying that because you have a nice rack, look exotic, or have an accent...Okay, maybe I am a little. :O)

  • absolutely fantastically fun commentary. Love your personality sexy and might just have to sub u for that. Thx!

  • Its not called a "PEE PEE" women ! its called the GENERAL ! Salut!

  • @yourboycal lol 

  • Farted?!??! This is grounds for divorce or a break up ! i don't care , how hot you are. ladies do not fart!! Only men and girls do!

  • @yourboycal hahahahahaahh!!!

  • @yourboycal are you fuckin retarted? everyone has an asshole why the fuck should we hold our gas in because we are "lady's" get over yourself jerk off

  • @Honeyes621 lol this applies to the guys also. It goes both ways. If the man is farting around you , when you are not then the balance is off. But if you both have a mutal agreement of no such nasty habbits infront of each other , then when one does keep violating this principals , then its grounds for divorce on either end. The men should have to hold it just as much as the ladies, and not have the audacity of ripping one infront of each other , sure its funny untill the smell kicks

  • @Honeyes621 Oh i see the confusion when i said men & girls. The opposite of men & girls. is ladies & gentlemen. :) you see gentlemen would never fart infront of a lady . But a girl he would!

  • @yourboycal How immature.

  • @Jezzkuhh immature is farting infront of your partner , its another branch of hygine. You take care of body odor , boogers on your nose , dirty fingernails , bad breath etc. Why drop the ball in farts? thx

  • @yourboycal But a man is allowed to? Should a man not bother to take care of the boogers in his nose, bad breath etc if he is allowed to fart then? If you & your partner were in the living room watching TV, she is supposed to leave the room to fart? You are incredibly immature.

  • @Jezzkuhh lol you missed the point champ . i clearly wrote men and girl do those things , because they are inconsiderate of others. But not Gentlemen and Ladies :) . They have enough consideration to take care of those problems. You are just closed minded , and your ready to attack without understanding the context , that stems from thinking with emotions not reason and logic

  • @yourboycal What do my emotions have to do with farting?? Haha! Reason & logic would be not thinking a FART deserves a divorce. The reason I called you immature is because you don't seem to realise what a big deal a divorce actually is... that a fart could cause one. I can just imagine you freaking out like a little girl over a fart, hahaha.

  • @Jezzkuhh Well i take the time and consideration for me not to far near her , why can't i ask the same in return ? i take the time to make sure my breath doesn't stink , i don't have body odor and other things . When she openly farts , it shows me lack of consideration , why would i wanna spend the rest of my life with someone inconsiderate? what kinda example does that leave :) the emotions were for your answers not farting , again over your head champ

  • @yourboycal I find it hilarious that it bothers you that much - you must be a drama Queen.

  • @Jezzkuhh Just a man of principals , consideration , and philosophical views ;)

  • FUNNY..STILL LAUGHING!! YOU NEED A SHOW GIRL~LOL

  • OK but if he bags on his own dick, that's on him! I ain't gonna be like oh yeah, you stallion if he's mother effin 5 inches. I ain't gonna lie like that!!

  • The fact that the better looking he is, the more women he's slept with is quite a misconception. I've known of butt, fucken, nasty, zit faced ugly mother fuckers who have gotten so much pussy it's criminally insane. They have very good talking skills and know how to charm a woman. If you speak spanish, I'm sure you've heard the phrase: Verbo mata galan. Sometimes the quiet, hansome guy, doesn't get laid due to lack of personality. I'm just glad I'm neither handsome nor ugly. I'm just average.

  • WOOW

  • I laughed my ass off with this vid! If a girl tells me my peepee is "ok" a guy can always remind her of Thelma thumb, and the four sisters, not to mention Tamera tongue. Thanks for the giggle!

  • I think I love this girl

  • u hurt my feelings

  • Baby I would bend you over and work it till the break of dawn!!

  • I'd fuck

  • Hahaha da fart part is soo true... I been with my husband since i was 16 im almost 21 and i cnt fart in front of him he does but u cant lol he saida im not allow to do dat lol it is a turn off for man... NICE VIDEO GRL... I like you accent

  • You know What Men Don't Ever Want To Hear you or any other girl explaining to us What Men Don't Ever Want To Hear for 4:32.