@lREDseven007l Well, I hope you're kidding when you say these programs looked awesome. And you can easily spot any Cracked reader if they quote or paraphrase from their articles and act like they came up with it themselves. :)
@lREDseven007l Oh really? Well, I'm glad Cracked kinda opened your eyes or something. :) I always thought they weren't because they showed me how much they didn't know about game design. Now, I don't know how games are made as far as what I've seen in documentaries, so I'm not saying I'm an expert, but these commercials make it seem like making games is tantamount to playing them.
background music the first music track off Test Drive Off Road, when you put the game in a cd player. menu music probably, (its been a while since i played)
Wowww they actually posted the slate at the beginning of this ad. Now we know who to blame for one of the worst ads I've seen this year. THANKS KELLY BRADY ADVERTISING!
"You are part of an elite group of electrons. Can you make your way from the gorilla's hands to the floor before the time runs out? Or will the resistance overwhelm you?"
I actually designed Gorilla Graph Shocker. At the time there was a lot of debate whether the player should control the ape or the graph paper. As the lead programmer, I decided players should be in control of the graph paper, but it's fun to think about what the game would be like if it were the other way around.
Career Education Corporation which owns Briarcliffe College is being investigated by the Federal Government and could close more schools.
There are numerous student investigations and lawsuits along with shareholder investigations and lawsuits. It appears CEC has been running for-profit degree mills.
It's spelled "Evolution", not "Evoluation". Collins is a disgrace, i've seen the work from your students and they are absolutely terrible. Not in a million years would anyone be hired with that in their portfolia. Collins is a scam.
@neverhoodyn It's spelled "portfolio", not "portfolia". You are a disgrace, I've seen the work from you and it's absolutely terrible. Not in a million years would you be hired with that in your portfolio. Neverhoodyn is a scam.
lmao the gorilla
JohnnyLovelyMusicVid 1 month ago
To their credit, no-one is designing a game using a disconnected controller.
Strand0410 1 month ago
Cracked.
jordaniac89 1 month ago
Gaming Evoluation... FAIL. Your school is probably FAIL too.
thabithskit 1 month ago
I wouldn't go to a college that can't spell.
Blueskywatcher 1 month ago
Is anyone else here from Cracked? I always thought these programs looked awesome. Thank goodness I never invested in these programs.
lREDseven007l 2 months ago 4
@lREDseven007l Well, I hope you're kidding when you say these programs looked awesome. And you can easily spot any Cracked reader if they quote or paraphrase from their articles and act like they came up with it themselves. :)
KainDrake 2 months ago
@KainDrake
By that I meant that I thought they were legitimate. And I love video games but not enough to actually dedicate time and money into making any.
lREDseven007l 2 months ago
@lREDseven007l Oh really? Well, I'm glad Cracked kinda opened your eyes or something. :) I always thought they weren't because they showed me how much they didn't know about game design. Now, I don't know how games are made as far as what I've seen in documentaries, so I'm not saying I'm an expert, but these commercials make it seem like making games is tantamount to playing them.
KainDrake 2 months ago
Related to the infamous "Collins Bear" video?
Clay3613 2 months ago
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Clay3613 2 months ago
It could be a shitty portmanteau of "Evolution" and "Evaluation".
That or Collins is just that bass-ackward about education.
theSketchyCoder 2 months ago
Fuck your dark hearts.
ExploitedYouth87 2 months ago
the games of tomorrow look like shit
sonic911 2 months ago 4
Truthful message, very poor presentation
ThallesNinja 2 months ago 2
background music the first music track off Test Drive Off Road, when you put the game in a cd player. menu music probably, (its been a while since i played)
dralezero 2 months ago
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dralezero 2 months ago
Operators are standing by to take your money...suckers!
ScreamingScallop 2 months ago 8
Wowww they actually posted the slate at the beginning of this ad. Now we know who to blame for one of the worst ads I've seen this year. THANKS KELLY BRADY ADVERTISING!
andygodfree 2 months ago 8
My favorite part is the girl holding the science notebook and the science pen which she uses to point out NOTHING on the screen.
perun1nj 2 months ago 4
@perun1nj Isn't it obvious? She's showing them which graphics need tightening up.
bewareofsnow 2 months ago
Oh the humanity. This is school is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!
TheREALforeverone 2 months ago
Am I the only one who noticed theyre "designing" a video game on final cut?
XNickX 2 months ago 3
"You are part of an elite group of electrons. Can you make your way from the gorilla's hands to the floor before the time runs out? Or will the resistance overwhelm you?"
I'd buy it.
bewareofsnow 2 months ago 7
I dont care what anyone says. I wanna play that electro-gorilla vs floor game so bad.
TopGunOriginal 2 months ago 3
Wait, they're making new games for the N64?
TomDarkwulf87 2 months ago 8
Top quality graphics there.. you know, for a Windows 95
Vheeri 2 months ago 10
Because poor literacy is CEWL!
tyrongkojy 2 months ago 7
coll collens college
MisterSnig 2 months ago 7
When ever I want to get my son scared, I tell him I'll ring up Collins College.
Works every time.
BurningSt4R 2 months ago 22
CRACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chiviriko 2 months ago 2
EVOLUATION
zephan12 2 months ago
I actually designed Gorilla Graph Shocker. At the time there was a lot of debate whether the player should control the ape or the graph paper. As the lead programmer, I decided players should be in control of the graph paper, but it's fun to think about what the game would be like if it were the other way around.
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CECOAdvocate 5 months ago
It's spelled "Evolution", not "Evoluation". Collins is a disgrace, i've seen the work from your students and they are absolutely terrible. Not in a million years would anyone be hired with that in their portfolia. Collins is a scam.
neverhoodyn 1 year ago 77
@neverhoodyn I don't know Gorilla Graph Shocker looks like it has potential :P
Esoto826 2 months ago 81
@Esoto826 Gorilla Graph Shocker is the best game since Action 52
MichaelRSmale 2 months ago 4
@Esoto826 I was actually crying with laughter at the WTF of that clip
jubwervouk 1 month ago
@neverhoodyn Is there any school that advertises on TV that *isn't* a scam?
Mystoksor 2 months ago
@neverhoodyn Portfolio
invisiblesanta 2 months ago 5
@neverhoodyn It's spelled "portfolio", not "portfolia". You are a disgrace, I've seen the work from you and it's absolutely terrible. Not in a million years would you be hired with that in your portfolio. Neverhoodyn is a scam.
ANeonTiger 2 months ago