ZOMBIELAND - "Double Tap"

[motormount9000]

id find just beiber, shoot him and say "thats not cause your a zombie, thats cause your horrible singing"

[Ebiiichu]

@motormount9000 hahaha true story bro! u reminded me this simpson's scene ;) /watch?v=Jspw0597t7Y

[MrBarry465]

The double tap is the perfect way to beat Man United. 2 goals to make sure they are dead.

[MrBabyslimer]

@MrBarry465 You're mum received a double tap last night.

[BBBDaman556FinalForm]

@MrBabyslimer Grammar Nazi Zombies? They're here. To get you.

[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

Why the fuck did a black punk band bring me here?

[patrickbohannon]

Rule #2 is Double Tap... Rule #4 is Seat belts..... Editing fail.

[ilovemoviesuk]

@patrickbohannon yup. i know cos i have a t shirt that says "rule 2 , double tap" unless i have t shirt fail lol

[HEWHOSNIPES6]

Id 5 million tap megan fox...

[MrMasterMan007]

i love how this is true in video games too

[wessnyder117]

"DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER" ~Richtofen (Black Ops)

[Doubletap898]

Ooo yaaa

[ianjm00]

haha about 20 or 30 shotgun pellets in the face and 20 or 30 more to make sure its dead funny

[HoodieLover52]

between this movie and the zombie survival guide, i think im becoming paranoid o_O

[runsaber1]

This is what happens to the country if 0bama wins in 2012

liberalism destorys all it touches *LOL*

[MineCast360]

The last time i saw it it was PG-13 ._.

[tauran1100]

 Do you need 2000 points before you can get Double Tap?

[THATKIDSProductions]

I don't know what my friend was thinking when he said this movie was horrible.

It was both funny and educational.

[DjEpicFreestlye]

@longfajeff sound advice. I have a crowbar, but I recomend a sword and and axe aswell. Remember, knifes don't need reloading. :) happy hunting.

[longfajeff]

crowbar is good.....a head impact will guarantee a sure kill, just make sure you bring 2 or more of them, in case of the first one broke

[FlameChaos0]

i got in trouble because of this rule on my gf 

[syrupj]

i think heavy is right no one can out smart bullet

[MrDevinBrewster]

10 dislikes... need 20 bullets to double tap

[TraustiGeir]

@MrDevinBrewster Right...I'm on it. ;)

[JeffHardyRocks3000]

rule #2 is double tap...

[purefatdude2]

@JeffHardyRocks3000 dude, they said it was rule number 4 in the pre trailer but they changed it during the final movie

[RatRob69]

Arguably the most important rule.

[dragonshot11]

i'd double tap megan fox :P

[tasmaniandevil094]

@dragonshot11 thats nasty

[yahhkatiyah]

@dragonshot11 .......really.

[Francogallus]

@dragonshot11 It's more like you just double fap.

[dragonshot11]

@Francogallus :D lol

[StrawberrySheeps]

LOVE this movie. Whenever I see a zombie, I scream DOUBLETAP!..... :)

[sbdude2550]

"dont be stingy with your bullets, one more bullet to the head could of saved you life.

coulda woulda shoulda"

[fakyfiles]

@CassieLitzomania same here usually the main characters are to fucking stupid

[fakyfiles]

i see way to many movies where the protagonist could have used a double tap but most of the time they're to fucking stupid

[shadow3746]

@fakyfiles yeah its like they just shoot it and walk away but then it gets up nd rips them apart.

[weeross13]

thumbs up if zombie land rules

[funnyguy1127]

Ohhh woops i thought double tap root beer I was watching Nazi zombie vids my bad

[stickdudex]

Bullshit its not rule 4 its 2 wtf...

[ankerman92]

@stickdudex yer your right, number 4 was put on your seatbelts

[Astrapsody]

This was definitely #2.

[goonie328]

youtube.com/watch?v=XAZQqZydGK­Q

[Aldridge517]

These rules have forever changed the way I play shooters. Last stand is a bitch in Modern Warefare 2 so never forget the D-tap. AND NEVER FORGET TO LIMBER UP in case parkour is essential.

[Kouta13]

Always, remember double tap. Better to shoot it again and make sure it's dead than to turn around, think you're safe and than suddenly: "OH DEAR GOD, MY BRAINS!!!!"

[casawoodsmartinez]

haha cardio rule#1

[fusionstar916]

wait, this was rule #2

[kulkasad]

@fusionstar916 yea wtf

[northsiderollers]

this movie was awesome!

and poor guy just wanted a twinkie!! lol

[KirkHellmet]

I see some people noticed it too... Why the hell do they display rules in these trailers with different numbers than in movie? Were they too lazy to ckeck it with the screenplay?

[JulianBreslin]

great movi

[katt800]

@Casseyvanaukeni wtf are you talking about

[violeo64]

Best movie ever!!!btw,does anyone has a twinkieeeeeeeeeeeeee?!??!

[dator36]

WHERE'S THE TWEENKIES!!!!

[mynythomassive]

it would rule if this was real life!! haha!! killing zombies gettin the kill of the week :P lol love it!! xx

[tHePaNdAsS]

I live down under and had no idea what twinkies looks/tastes like... Now that i know, i kinda want one

[bulldog99aus]

yeah same lolz

[EdwardNS1]

this is such a common flaw in so much movies, they think they killed the person then they turn there back and the person ends up escaping or he kills them...

[wha2309]

'go god don't kill me with my own gun'

[nzsweetie18]

i watched it not expecting much and it was AWESOME

[shadowseer92]

love this rule XD

[SpeedRacer667]

Isn't a double tap two quick well aimed shots from a gun?

[BoBBytch]

when you are not sure the zombie is dead , 1 more shot to he's head.

[SpeedRacer667]

Yeah that's the movie version. I googled "double tap". I'm right, I guess the writers thought it would sound cool if they labled it "double tap". It should be "double check". You can even search double tap videos on youtube.

[ThePurcy]

@SpeedRacer667 i dont think they are refering to the technique it self more of a tactical joke if anything

[rolfcopter000]

such a funny movie

[Da1Great1D1Assasin]

WHERES THE TWINKIES!!

[solidfreak123]

@Da1Great1D1Assasin Screw the twinkies WHERES THE BEER?!

[AlverMedia]

If only they could also find the Speed Cola and Jugganog machines.... Then they would be all set for a couple of rounds....

[PetersonZF]

Annoyingly, they changed the numbering of the rules between the trailers and the final cut of the movie, for some reason. Crazy awesome film, though.

[chucksrus84]

All I remember was, the # 1 rule in 'Zombieland' was CARDIO.

That and something about 'enjoying the litle things,' 'double-tap,' ' going to bathroom restrooms,' 'where a seatbelt,' 'check the backseat,' and 'not being a hero.'

Though everytime I caught the 'double-tap' caption I was..pretty much...doubled over, cracking up.

Oh and when he offed BM, I almost peed my pants. I couldn't stop laughing for full minute.

[tamfl31]

You knew the offing of BM was coming as soon as that scene started...and yes I couldnt help but laugh...I just loved this movie. Total fun the whole time.

[yuri1ishtar]

i knew it was going to happen because in the current climate that was going on in the movie, pretending to be a zombie for a prank is not a good idea.

[obr0007]

The rules are all mixed up on youtube =\ soooo stop arguing.~

[BizzyLizzy900]

rule number 3 was seatbelts and rule number 4 was doubletap

[squinty1292]

nope Rule 4 is seatbelts

Rule 2 is double tap

[aly11hehe]

i love this rule.

XD

i love it when columbus doouble tapped the zombie. he was tip toeing.

[coolnessha]

Rule number 4 was seatbelts, fail.

[jorby29]

i saw the movie today

[BosToNsiKEsT]

he made a blindspot...

[MidNightShooter13]

not suposse to be a horror, suppose to be a comedy

[oogaboogacaveman]

suppose to be both

[VideoGameHotSpot]

I learned that the hard way *moan moan* SHUT TH E FUCK UP RALPH! i caught a zombie.

[DaveGrohlistheMAN85]

According to The Zombie Survival Guide, the machete is the best weapon because it's light to carry and you never have to reload...but yes, definitely messy...

[sniperpistol50]

where do u find that

[nate1606gc5]

Meh, I personally like the fire axe better. May be heavy depending on the kind of axe but one slice and you'll have cut off atleast something, but always swing from right to left. Zombies have a blind spot in their right eye.

[Quinn92]

Blind spot in their right eye? Huh?

[nate1606gc5]

Yeah, I mean in the video as you can see, he shot from the zombies right side, cause he knew about the blind spot. And there is one spot on their right eye that maggots like to infest, which makes the zombie unable to see out of it.

I'll go find a zombie head that I can show you later.

[Quinn92]

There is no blind spot. He shot him without being noticed because the zombie was running. I don't think anyone would see someone that far off in their peripherals.

[nate1606gc5]

You see :D you found the blindspot

[Quinn92]

I think another blind spot would be behind someone!

OH BOY...

[nate1606gc5]

Ah Ha! You have found the 2nd blind spot.

[Quinn92]

Wow.

[nate1606gc5]

Now my friend, you just need to find that final blind spot. And you will be a true zombie hunter.

[Quinn92]

LOL.

[Gamespider10567]

@DaveGrohlistheMAN85 fire ax is better Max Brooks said it machete takes a lot of up keep and training to use and a decapitation isn't as easy as what you'd like to think a fire ax is easy to use medium weight and you can destroy the brain easier with it as opposed to the machete

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@DaveGrohlistheMAN85 My favorite weapon to use on Zombies is the M240Golf or the Marine Corps Issue KA-Bar

[Cinthorc]

@DaveGrohlistheMAN85 It's also a great tool when not in conflict.

[tes4King]

@DaveGrohlistheMAN85 Zombie blood in your mouth or on wounds = ubezombie

[HercegodSvetogSave]

@DaveGrohlistheMAN85 I would go for a katana, but that's just me.

[comradebot]

@DaveGrohlistheMAN85 Umm... the ZSG actually recommends a crowbar as the "ideal" zombie killing weapon. Blunt weapons are better than cutting for zombies, and crowbars are made of durable enough material to survive multiple high velocity impacts. Bladed weapons can get caught into tissue if you're not careful, and that'd=death.

[alantaecaswell]

a machete works just fine... kinda messy though...

[TheUndeclaredWinner]

Aim for the head and it will be dead, and remember when "taking care" of another human, shoot twice they may Zombify after.

[vdubmerc3]

Finally! Someone understands that you make sure the zombie is dead before you turn your back on it!

[JBuckland96]

yep. hence the rule- One more makes 100% sure

[EvolutionRing]

i thought this movie would be really scary but it doesn't seem like a horror movie...

[gish1995]

it's a horror/comedy like scary movies but a bit more seriously

[TheNsmith1040]

no it not its more like a comedy

[rocwiler0]

this could have been the best summer flick. better than gay ass trasformers or G.I. Joe

[helpmefred]

true that!

[Dumptruck4Lif]

@rocwiler0 Why wasn't it then? What caused it to not be the best summer film for you? Was GI Joe that bad that it caused you to hate this movie for some reason?

[94civiclxgrey]

@rocwiler0 fuck yeah this movie kicks ass man way better than transformers

[spriteanimashun]

Saw premier when you ever see double tap u will laugh.

[Weedhappy]

I shall see this film. I shall enjoy this film. I shall also bring refreshments to see this film, so I may even Greatlier enjoy it.

[santa844]

i can't wait to see this movie

[asianfreak1]

one of the top 10!

[AtreyuRules777]

gonna go see this movie!

[PS3pwns]

Double Tap is a perk in Modern Warfare. You stole this.

[EzPkNoob]

Omg, you are an idiot.

It's not just a perk in CoD 4, it's shooting a semi-automatic gun twice real fast to make it shoot faster.

[manicdemise]

LMAO NO, its not. Its a technique started by the SAS where they fire twice in quick succession to guarantee a kill. Usualy in the mouth to break the spine but in the general head area.

[EzPkNoob]

Okay, I miss-worded my comment, but that's what I meant.

[manicdemise]

no worriez bro, these internetz are serious buisness :D

[liekhug]

I commented!

[garrettisabob]

third.

[gamecrazy132]

first!

[nosoup4u021495]

Yes first.

[McComment]

Nice job *internet high-five*