lol sean, I've watched maybe 15 of your vids (love them all, love you) and this is the first one that didn't make me cry (just kidding), but it's the first that made me laugh out loud. I lied. They all make me laugh out loud...and then I cry.
I like newspapers. Like The Guardian and The New York Times. Now that The Wall Street Journal is going to be turned into a tabloid with a topless woman on page 3, serious people will be turning to The New York Times. Don't worry if you crave fluff. The Times has that too.
"soon we will all be cyborgs with eyeballs in the tip of our penises." Great, not only do I get to listen to pricks all day, now I get to have one with an eye ball in the tip!
I like it best when there is something newsie breaking and they only have a headline to go from. 27 hours of filler, repeating the same two facts endlessly and guessing what MIGHT be happening instead of watching what is ACTUALLY happening.
I'm with you on that. It's like they make a point of *not* releasing info. Watching Gulf War Two was like that. I stayed up super-late each night to see what I could see. What I saw was extreme repetition of not very much at all. I was lubed up and everything. :(
All that needs to be done is to somehow make broadcasting an actual spectrum of ideas and views profitable. If there is money in it, all the whores will participate.
Its quite simple really. USA based CNN will not show the bad side of their home country unless everyone knows too much, they only show the good and/or dull. Just the same as BBC with the UK. No one wants to hear how fucked up their own country is, they prefer to hear about other fuck ups, making them think how bad the rest of the world is compared to them
I post on "Have your say", i always forgot to tell you, it is both frightening and hilarious, on BBC's website; i thought, here's another podium made for the Master of debation, Mr Bedlam. Go on, anger them; last topic seen: Should terror suspects be held longer than 28 days without due process...want the link or find it yerself?
what is even more terribly exciting is waiting to see which lucky and deserving little dude or girldude wins SWEETIES from Wuncle Ictor in your super-social-unrest-video-comp!! smiley face.
Now I got my massdebation on, I'm all better. Great stuff, never disappointed, and scintillatingly crunchy brain stuffs mmmmm :D I almost feel like Johnny 5 in that corny Short Circuit movie lol INPUT!!
Whoa just a minute there buckeroo! It's not a real debate unless everyone is armed with homemade weapons and screaming in each other's faces at a range of 1.5 centimeters! Plus that would be entertaining, especially when it gets 'out of hand'. Let's make it happen people!
Dear Sean, I hate you very much. You talk so fast, you have a hughe video-description (also called more-section) and I love both of them. The very reason for my disgust is that I am not able to follow either of them the first time I watch the video. Wich equals in me watching a 1 Minute video more than 3 times. Other than that: magnificent as always. (:
The only time I watch a news broadcast from one of the majors is when it's on YouTube. Loved the Disney of news comment. I live just a few blocks from Disney studios and I can feel the rays of staid plasticity on my face even now.
I like to imagine that online video opinion/news reporting will get so good that it will scare the crap out of mainstream media to the point where they actually DO THEIR FUCKING JOB! You know like reporting as opposed to regurgitating press releases.
holy flaming frogshit batman. first of all I wanted to say your cool, but na I dont really know if you are so Im not going to, its the thought that counts anyway (thanks nana =P ).. I think I first watched your remove button video.. but meh Ive never replied to anything cause .. well fuckit.. it takes effort... Im replying to this one cause I see you just posted a comment 2 minutes ago... lets see if you say anything
Oh and this vid made me crap out a vid. Yes...I don't know what I was thinkin either but out came a steaming pile of crap from my brain. Mmm...brain poo.
Seriously Seany? A big great ball of Anarchy with confetti and revolutions for everyone? Does that mean they finally got their thumbs and it's time to add an "R" to the front?
I so hope I didn't just rape that reference with a 9 Iron.
you know with such wonderful insights for all to behold, the spectacle of this continually output zeitgeist may one day be understood for precisely what it is, the fourth estate has clearly become just another shiny toy to distract reasonable people.
o man, sean im no fruity pants but i love you dude, dont you ever stop making these videos.
ive come to regard you as perhaps being merely a manifestation of my own psyche, some complex inner mechanism of the neurological cortex unexplainable by science, a defense mechanism where the body tries to heal itself. you are like some psychological leukocyte in this, the era of petty kingdoms.
tell them you're like Mel MadMAx Gibson - that they will understand. There were some pretty crazy videos for the Dems, the two guys from TENN got a TV show out of it.
yea sean, i want you to submit a question and MAKE IT! i enjoyed the cnn/youtube debates. REally good questions at times. I have a feeling though that the republican one won't go over as well...can't WAIT to see it~
seanbedlam videos point like an irish setter at the lame duck US candidates and after they lay wounded and bleeding beside the calm waters of lake failure, prances happily over to them and to pee long and warm on their faces!SWISHHHHHHH!
haha, seriously you're the man version of me. I wish I had enough confidence in front of a camera to be myself. hah. Whenever I get in front of a camera I get all "um" & "uh" & lost&stuff, it really sucks =] but you rock!
ya that was really good man, excitingly brown, god damn that is so genius, that and mass debation - at first i was sure was he saying they are all debasing us or themselves or the country and then i was like oh! hes implying its a giant circle jerk, and my inner child shed a tear.
Hah, Hillary is NOT America's sweetheart. About half of the Dems don't even like her personally.
Dirtfire 4 years ago
lol sean, I've watched maybe 15 of your vids (love them all, love you) and this is the first one that didn't make me cry (just kidding), but it's the first that made me laugh out loud. I lied. They all make me laugh out loud...and then I cry.
cmoorecole 4 years ago
People don't always talk out of their face.
Hell, 90% of the world talk out of their asses.
KuroKiba 4 years ago
DUuuuuuuuuuude you have like the best points and you hilarious XD
johntm77 4 years ago
I like newspapers. Like The Guardian and The New York Times. Now that The Wall Street Journal is going to be turned into a tabloid with a topless woman on page 3, serious people will be turning to The New York Times. Don't worry if you crave fluff. The Times has that too.
ReliableInsider 4 years ago
"soon we will all be cyborgs with eyeballs in the tip of our penises." Great, not only do I get to listen to pricks all day, now I get to have one with an eye ball in the tip!
MomoDelicious 4 years ago
I like it best when there is something newsie breaking and they only have a headline to go from. 27 hours of filler, repeating the same two facts endlessly and guessing what MIGHT be happening instead of watching what is ACTUALLY happening.
distorteddogma 4 years ago
I'm with you on that. It's like they make a point of *not* releasing info. Watching Gulf War Two was like that. I stayed up super-late each night to see what I could see. What I saw was extreme repetition of not very much at all. I was lubed up and everything. :(
seanbedlam 4 years ago
back and forth, with the same poop, forever.
ojgville 4 years ago
All that needs to be done is to somehow make broadcasting an actual spectrum of ideas and views profitable. If there is money in it, all the whores will participate.
DallasDiamond 4 years ago
heh.
huh?
hondo1188 4 years ago
massdebation! Do it once a day!
Love your vids, man!
Gimmeabreakman 4 years ago
2008 US Election .........
Be thankful there's no Swimsuit Competition.
jamesmorgandavies 4 years ago
Dude, even just the Mass-debation joke is enough for a five-star rating on this one.
Magnulus 4 years ago
Its quite simple really. USA based CNN will not show the bad side of their home country unless everyone knows too much, they only show the good and/or dull. Just the same as BBC with the UK. No one wants to hear how fucked up their own country is, they prefer to hear about other fuck ups, making them think how bad the rest of the world is compared to them
Amodrog 4 years ago
sean, what would you do without america? i think you'd lose your only reason to breathe.
jx14aby 4 years ago
lol
MagicShadeMask 4 years ago
Old fashiondly excellent lol.
Comph lete ly offff topic:
I post on "Have your say", i always forgot to tell you, it is both frightening and hilarious, on BBC's website; i thought, here's another podium made for the Master of debation, Mr Bedlam. Go on, anger them; last topic seen: Should terror suspects be held longer than 28 days without due process...want the link or find it yerself?
ArmageddonAfterparty 4 years ago
Please link me: that question made my head explode.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
seanbedlam videos make me want to mass debate everything
Shadow2852 4 years ago
up next: cnn hosts a freestyle debate dance-off for the candidates with guest judge simon cowell and live streaming podcast!!
mogirl69 4 years ago
Oww! Featuring the tastefully re-animated corpse of James Brown. UH!
seanbedlam 4 years ago
"Excitingly brown candidate" I nearly peed myself at that.
dropyapants 4 years ago
zomg pwnz0r!... Okay maybe I'm spending too much time on the internet.
ByronGiant 4 years ago
LOLZ
seanbedlam 4 years ago
what is even more terribly exciting is waiting to see which lucky and deserving little dude or girldude wins SWEETIES from Wuncle Ictor in your super-social-unrest-video-comp!! smiley face.
OrdinaryPaul2 4 years ago
Heh. That fucking contest. I mean, Yeah! I can't wait to announce the winner. Hooray!
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Massdebating
AnusFrog 4 years ago
I'm hoping the bloggers and vloggers replace CNN & FOX and make them OBSOLETE. YES! DIE BILL O & HANNITY.
stevexcraig 4 years ago
Oh, if it were so.
jx14aby 4 years ago
Those guys! Being them must be a little bit like being dead.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Oh, if it were so.
jx14aby 4 years ago
Sssssstuff.
Pazma1 4 years ago
cnn news the way you want to hear it!great vid again!
lazymornings 4 years ago
sean you are the head master de-bater...lol..tooth
toothlessfatoveralls 4 years ago
I want to do naughty things to your brain. Brains turn me on. *squeak*
HeadlessFatLady 4 years ago
Now I got my massdebation on, I'm all better. Great stuff, never disappointed, and scintillatingly crunchy brain stuffs mmmmm :D I almost feel like Johnny 5 in that corny Short Circuit movie lol INPUT!!
HeadlessFatLady 4 years ago
Uhoh, I'm rethinking this whole revolution thing now.
Minniver 4 years ago
You ARE a fucking GOD!
KiheiLawyer 4 years ago
Whoa just a minute there buckeroo! It's not a real debate unless everyone is armed with homemade weapons and screaming in each other's faces at a range of 1.5 centimeters! Plus that would be entertaining, especially when it gets 'out of hand'. Let's make it happen people!
BadAlbert 4 years ago
You Sir, have the Power To Dream!
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Dear Sean, I hate you very much. You talk so fast, you have a hughe video-description (also called more-section) and I love both of them. The very reason for my disgust is that I am not able to follow either of them the first time I watch the video. Wich equals in me watching a 1 Minute video more than 3 times. Other than that: magnificent as always. (:
bwhahrhr 4 years ago
They are a rather flat-out explosion of words.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Just after heralding the rebirth of democracy through massdebation,
CNN spent the next 24 hours relentlessly masticating Lindsay Lohan.
The fact that I know that fills me with self-loathing.
Must buy camera!
angryislander56 4 years ago
Indeed you must.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
yes angry! you MUST!
Ladycroft144 4 years ago
You are a genius, an angry genius, but a genius nontheless. Ooh just said genius 3 times... 4.
BEARgenius 4 years ago
Say it again, I'm nearly there!
seanbedlam 4 years ago
The only time I watch a news broadcast from one of the majors is when it's on YouTube. Loved the Disney of news comment. I live just a few blocks from Disney studios and I can feel the rays of staid plasticity on my face even now.
bironic 4 years ago
I hear a visit to Disneyworld is as good as a Botox injection.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
I like to imagine that online video opinion/news reporting will get so good that it will scare the crap out of mainstream media to the point where they actually DO THEIR FUCKING JOB! You know like reporting as opposed to regurgitating press releases.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
dare to dream..
kungfucolin 4 years ago
Looks like that's what happening! While APNews and BBCNews post on YouTube and Live Video, and get more views on these sites than on regular tv!!
gabrielized 4 years ago
Yeah, sounds like a lot of sense, and it seems that's starting to happen. Almost as if journos are going, "Fuck that shit- *this* is
how it's done!"
seanbedlam 4 years ago
holy flaming frogshit batman. first of all I wanted to say your cool, but na I dont really know if you are so Im not going to, its the thought that counts anyway (thanks nana =P ).. I think I first watched your remove button video.. but meh Ive never replied to anything cause .. well fuckit.. it takes effort... Im replying to this one cause I see you just posted a comment 2 minutes ago... lets see if you say anything
ColaCommando 4 years ago
19 hours later....G'day. ;)
seanbedlam 4 years ago
I have an overwhelming urge to watch some mass debating. I may even join in.
Copperbat 4 years ago
Oh and this vid made me crap out a vid. Yes...I don't know what I was thinkin either but out came a steaming pile of crap from my brain. Mmm...brain poo.
battousaiashe 4 years ago
Loved that video, and put it on my profile page. :)
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Wow man...that really means a lot. I'm serious too.
battousaiashe 4 years ago
I am caught up in a mass debate. My personal realm of debat centers around Mr. Ron Paul. What do you think of him?
Sincerely,
Johnny Ohio
JohnnyOhio 4 years ago
I like what I've heard, but I wish he wasn't so deadset against any form of socialism.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Disney of news, lol ;)
JerbatimSerex 4 years ago
Choice!
"<i>Remember, if you're not prepared to get into bed with people who disgust you, you don't get to have a revolution.</i>"
That's probably your greatest quote ever.
kungfucolin 4 years ago
I can go lower.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Seriously Seany? A big great ball of Anarchy with confetti and revolutions for everyone? Does that mean they finally got their thumbs and it's time to add an "R" to the front?
I so hope I didn't just rape that reference with a 9 Iron.
battousaiashe 4 years ago
you know with such wonderful insights for all to behold, the spectacle of this continually output zeitgeist may one day be understood for precisely what it is, the fourth estate has clearly become just another shiny toy to distract reasonable people.
diogeneslaertius666 4 years ago
I believe everything I see and Read.
I BATHE IN FOX NEWS TELEVISON. 5 STARS!
edenmaze 4 years ago
o man, sean im no fruity pants but i love you dude, dont you ever stop making these videos.
ive come to regard you as perhaps being merely a manifestation of my own psyche, some complex inner mechanism of the neurological cortex unexplainable by science, a defense mechanism where the body tries to heal itself. you are like some psychological leukocyte in this, the era of petty kingdoms.
diogeneslaertius666 4 years ago
you get to see it again in September with the GOP, submit a foreign policy question sean get on CNN!
coloursepia 4 years ago
Good idea. Might even get through- even though I'm an Australian citizen.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
Ask them, "Who of you is mostly likely to leave my country the fuck alone?"
burnvictim77 4 years ago
I'm going to have to work to come up with a better question. Eeeuuww! Work!
seanbedlam 4 years ago
burnvictim, great question!
jx14aby 4 years ago
tell them you're like Mel MadMAx Gibson - that they will understand. There were some pretty crazy videos for the Dems, the two guys from TENN got a TV show out of it.
coloursepia 4 years ago
yea sean, i want you to submit a question and MAKE IT! i enjoyed the cnn/youtube debates. REally good questions at times. I have a feeling though that the republican one won't go over as well...can't WAIT to see it~
Ladycroft144 4 years ago
A Republican version? The mind actually boggles. I can feel boggling happening.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
yea in august sometime.... its gonna be a laugh for sure!
Ladycroft144 4 years ago
Mass-debation! HAHAHA!
ChristopherMast 4 years ago
sean is so win dude i swear i just about lost it on that one.
diogeneslaertius666 4 years ago
seanbedlam videos point like an irish setter at the lame duck US candidates and after they lay wounded and bleeding beside the calm waters of lake failure, prances happily over to them and to pee long and warm on their faces!SWISHHHHHHH!
DoctorMetropolis 4 years ago
ahhh, the doctor nails it again! swishhhhh!
Ladycroft144 4 years ago
seanbedlam video fans are the tender squeals of the rowdy lovers who have discovered how to prolong the act with ointments! SQWEEEL!
DoctorMetropolis 4 years ago
holy hotdog, no you didn't!
Ladycroft144 4 years ago
haha, seriously you're the man version of me. I wish I had enough confidence in front of a camera to be myself. hah. Whenever I get in front of a camera I get all "um" & "uh" & lost&stuff, it really sucks =] but you rock!
xxitsmyfault 4 years ago
Same here- that's why I record one sentence or a few words at a time.
seanbedlam 4 years ago
hah maybe i'll start doing that when i get another camera =]
xxitsmyfault 4 years ago
Butt you rock!
burnvictim77 4 years ago
'Exitingly brown candidate'. Bedlam is a comic genius.
theBigTakeover 4 years ago
ya that was really good man, excitingly brown, god damn that is so genius, that and mass debation - at first i was sure was he saying they are all debasing us or themselves or the country and then i was like oh! hes implying its a giant circle jerk, and my inner child shed a tear.
diogeneslaertius666 4 years ago
the last "news" made me laugh out loud. really
Durgeofcerberus 4 years ago
I hope it was healing laughter that sounded like a rainbow.
seanbedlam 4 years ago