98% of us? Gee. I hope I get to be one of those 2% that don't. Or at least meet them. Gosh. 98% of us are unlucky while 2% are. Must be a gift for those few guys who didn't sock bum Jesus.
"Like a dirty old bum, and he comes up to me. I'm about to sock him one cause he's a dirty old bum but im like wait a minute better not sock this guy somethin special about him" "And it turns out it's Jesus"
I would not be able to last a second in a movie with these guys without laughing my ass off. "Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it". LOL these guys gotta do a 3rd movie together!!!!
I think these moments are the best because they show that the actors really find this stuff just as ridiculous as we do lol. I mean it's funny, but c'mon it's frickin stupid
I like to picture Jesus as a dirty ol' bum,and I'm about to sock em one cause he's a dirty ol' bum. but then I said wait a min I better not sock him cause there is something special about this guy.....and it turns out it was Jesus?
98% of us will die at some point in our lives..... LOL
MrGorillagames 15 hours ago
"And I'd be honored if you signed my balls...hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?!"
Rofl
TheOwlsrcool 2 weeks ago
Good night guys im losin a lot of blood !
myronsully1 3 weeks ago
SHAKENBAKE!!!!!!!
Sleytownmafia 3 weeks ago
what happens to the other 98% lololol
love this movie
jjparkhill 1 month ago
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piednusjp 2 months ago
Trying to be Like Burt Reynolds and Dom Deliouse. How pathetic.
rjplamf61 3 months ago
Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
felipeguy12345 3 months ago 2
Laaaast chance, for romaaaance
JimmyThePornStar 3 months ago
"Hey I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Bug Red then ***** you!!!" Love that one!
Stone5601 4 months ago
im now going to name my child ricky bobby
XxrainbowofdeathxX 5 months ago
John C. Reily killed it from 0:59 to 1:31.
SidneyCrosberry 5 months ago
98% of us? Gee. I hope I get to be one of those 2% that don't. Or at least meet them. Gosh. 98% of us are unlucky while 2% are. Must be a gift for those few guys who didn't sock bum Jesus.
MajicLaMa 6 months ago
Lol @ Michael Clark Duncan in the background.
SpraxIAKS 6 months ago
"Like a dirty old bum, and he comes up to me. I'm about to sock him one cause he's a dirty old bum but im like wait a minute better not sock this guy somethin special about him" "And it turns out it's Jesus"
noslenekaj 6 months ago 2
Leavin' your big ol' corpse behind aint cool!
NinerRed63 6 months ago
You know. Put on the skirt, the 4 inch heels man-- I love it. Laaaast Chaaance Rooomaaance foor loooove.
silentsniperrr 6 months ago
"got two kniiives in ma leg."
haha
matthewjamal 6 months ago
how do you keep a straight face saying " 98% of us will die at some point."
lmao...
matthewjamal 6 months ago
i like to dress up like donna summers
JeepintheMud02 6 months ago 4
I already knew what they would say, so I started laughing when they said. We like to have alot of laughs on the racetrack. LOL
TailsBit 7 months ago
if u dont chew big red then fuck you!
fouurnall 7 months ago 5
( in the lowest voice possible) "sometimes when its late at night.. I dress up like dona summers" hahah
toweryman 8 months ago
i literally have a pack of wild dogs in my back alley right as we speak
phillenation11 8 months ago
The darkness is creeping towards 5 people
RoundishLobster 9 months ago
how in the hell can they keep a straight face while saying those lines?! they need to make another movie together!
missGuidedme 9 months ago
sometimes when its late at night i dress up like donna summers
you know put on the skirt, the 4 inch heels
i love it
bdawgmotionpics6 9 months ago 2
lol 2% of people are going to live forever
cbone72 9 months ago
these 2 are flipping hilarious :)
HOUGHJMK 11 months ago
98% percent of us will die at some point in out lives
KB24D 11 months ago 6
2;11 laaaasst chaaaaaanncce. Rrroooomaaancce, foorrr the loooove.
Man, how did everyone manage to finally do all of these scenes keeping a straight face?
STICKGUYMB 11 months ago
I'd like to think of Jesus as a figure skater who wears like a white outfit and He does interpretative dance as a "My Life's Journey"...
Valerieabear 11 months ago
pause @ 40sec and look at will ferrells face lmao
jdnsgdmthr 11 months ago
I would not be able to last a second in a movie with these guys without laughing my ass off. "Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it". LOL these guys gotta do a 3rd movie together!!!!
xXBeastfromdaEastXx 1 year ago 2
Will Ferrell and John C Reilly are the best comedy duo ever.
MCD300 1 year ago
5 people are cats that have been blinded by snow
IlovePaytonMorey 1 year ago 2
At 2:22 his heart rate is 69.
jackattack6973 1 year ago
2:00-2:25 Is some of the funniest shit ever lol
sticks1990 1 year ago
as soon as he said i dress up as dona summers i woulda lost it
warrior1222 1 year ago
"98% of all of us die at one point in our lives"
bballwiz77 1 year ago
"Sometimes when its late at night...I dress up like donna summers. I put on the skirt, the heels, I love it" LMFAO!
bridgeviewproduction 1 year ago
borat vs. dr steve brule
LaMarcuss966 1 year ago
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if you dont chew big red then fuck you
jefellt1 1 year ago
if you dont chew big red then fuck you
jefellt1 1 year ago
im in the front row and im hammer drunk
jefellt1 1 year ago
how can anyone say packs of stray dogs are controlling major cities with a straight face? haha
KillswitchJohn 1 year ago
98% of us will die at some point in our lives...
RyDogRidesTheBus 1 year ago
"I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater. He wears, like, a white outfit and does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey." lmfao
The Donna Summer's scene made me laugh
ilikepienotyou 1 year ago
These moments are the best. You get to see just how absurd their stuff is even to the actors themselves. "the last chance for romance for love" lmao
mugatu5000 1 year ago
2:18 UH......Moving on........
ZoanBlade90 1 year ago
Giggle snorts! I LOVE you John C. Reiley!
angelflyn2low 1 year ago
I love when sasha baren cohen does that funny little jump and dives at will ferrells balls
PickleSnort14 1 year ago
im about to sock 'em one but then im like wait i better not sock this guy there is something special about him
hahahahaha
aerowearer 1 year ago
why is that old fart at the dining scene so serious -_-
hollowmanjm 1 year ago
We got two knives in my leg! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
f3l0ny33 1 year ago
An it turn out it Jesus
KZBProductionCo 1 year ago
Every time I think of jesus I will now think of a mischievous badger. and that is awesome.
MichaelaLeach 1 year ago
i love these guys the are soooo freaking hiarious!
samlouthan131 1 year ago
shes fukin gorgeous!!!!
dan40v 1 year ago
How amazing would it be to work with these guys? Best job ever.
LondonLights09 1 year ago 72
@LondonLights09
That would be awesome!
Them and/or Mike Myers as well.
rickever 1 year ago 9
@rickever From what I've heard, he's one of those, "No laughing on set," type of guys, which would seem to be impossible.
DLGFTW 5 months ago
il jump on you like a spider monkeyy!
firefighterco210 1 year ago
hahaha "im choking on my own spit!"
Stillers33 1 year ago
lmao this nigga really said "98% of us will die at some point in our lives" HAHAHA
drobs87 1 year ago
"bodies that look so good, u gon want talk to it "
Q2IN2Y 1 year ago
Director of photography: Oliver Wood.
treklemmer 1 year ago
lol lucius singing
Powknackerpasty 1 year ago
"98% of us will die at some point in our lives!"
Tjessa1 1 year ago 7
i would be honored if you sign my balls lol
TheOwfwrestling 1 year ago
"98 % of us will die at some point in our lives" hahahahahahaha
grsurflove 1 year ago
I like to picture Jesus like a mischievous badger.
FistsOfFury21 1 year ago 7
did any1 notice the 98% of us will die in our lives ??
lexiboo34 1 year ago 5
"Packs of wild dogs that control most of the major cities."
Best line in the movie.
kagetoh 1 year ago
@kagetoh oh yes, thats possibly the funniest thing ive ever heard, had me in stitches for a long time after
BountyUFC 1 year ago
"the darkness is creeping towards you" ROFL!
leosrox 1 year ago
one of my favorite movies of all time
endurocatfish 1 year ago
Will Ferrell...funniest man alive
Reignss 1 year ago
I also like the one where Ricky Bobby is advertising Big Red.
HydroPillify 1 year ago
@HydroPillify hey, im Ricky Bobby and if u dont chew big red then F*** u. lol i love that
linkinpark7181 1 year ago
LMFAAAOOO, i would be honored to sign your cast, yeah and id be honored if you signed my balls :P lmfao
Mclovinlaurr 1 year ago
Boy can Adam McKay direct or what?
MrJTMagnum23 1 year ago
Michael Clarke Duncan singing Donna Summers... LOL
aboomoosab 1 year ago
The part about "packs of wild dogs" is my favorite line in the movie.
kagetoh 1 year ago 6
donna summers lmao.
IronManOfficialguy 1 year ago
98% of us will die at some point in our lives.
tjd92295 1 year ago 2
lol "i would be honored if you would sighn my balls" *ballarina leap!"
RandomNinjaKid22 1 year ago
"I would be honored if you would sign my balls" haha I live how he accually takes that seriously! Hahaha. He would. lol
xXiLoveYou97Xx 2 years ago
The darkness is creeping towards you whether you know it or not!
SchoolgirlCrush121 2 years ago 2
"Bodies that look so good, your gonna wanna talk to it." LOL I luv this movie!!! :D
Pokadot101 2 years ago 3
i want to know the last song when they ran sounds like a great song
YekUnit 2 years ago
im chokin on my own spit!!!!!
marianoelnuevi 2 years ago
"We're not suck'em this guy cause there's something special about em". "and it turns out it's Jesus"
titihen 2 years ago 4
"I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater, who wears like a white outfit, and he does interpretative ice dances of my life's journey..."
4077BatMash 2 years ago 7
we got two knives in my leg...
ssssssssseh
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEH!!
themontoya42fan 2 years ago 4
98% of us will die at some point in our lifes
DoubleHamburger 2 years ago 15
the darkness is creeping toward us...
Theburn77 2 years ago
2:34 is a nice way to end it
bearcatcraig 2 years ago
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4077BatMash 2 years ago
I think these moments are the best because they show that the actors really find this stuff just as ridiculous as we do lol. I mean it's funny, but c'mon it's frickin stupid
mugatu5000 2 years ago 3
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4077BatMash 2 years ago
packs of stray dogs............ lol
celened03 2 years ago
LOL I think this is actually the part of the movie that cracks me up the most
ownsaucee 2 years ago 3
"leavin your big ol coprse behind for your loved ones to deal with, aint cool"
lmao
Cervy18 2 years ago 3
98% of humans will die
sjtazzioli 2 years ago 4
means 2% will live forever
ThaHives 2 years ago 4
packs of wild vicious dogs controlling most of the major cities. LMAO
iversongirl 2 years ago 96
hehehehe,what numb-nuts! but i love em!!!!!!!!!!!
angel2rx 2 years ago
Lol, I love it when Sacha jumps over the barrier thing near the end ahaha. I can see him doing that easily.
Kurollama 2 years ago
im chokin on my own spit !!!!! LOL
marianoelnuevi 2 years ago
Haha my city is controlled by wild stray packs
Of dogs!!
10dman10 2 years ago
"bodies that look so good, you gon' wanna talk to it."
HAHAHAHHAHA i've never laughed so hard.
i love this movie!
soccer69567 2 years ago 4
"I would be honoured if you would sign my balls"
Leaps over and bends down. LOL this was priceless. :)
EbiSmolarek7 2 years ago
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mugatu5000 2 years ago
Their Laughter Is Very Contagious!
rickever 2 years ago 6
" snow blindnes is affecting more and more cats every year and it scares the living shit out of us" lol
oktoberfest124 2 years ago 5
I like to picture Jesus as a dirty ol' bum,and I'm about to sock em one cause he's a dirty ol' bum. but then I said wait a min I better not sock him cause there is something special about this guy.....and it turns out it was Jesus?
Right.
LMAO Priceless.
FallinInfamous 2 years ago 6
i laughed so hard my mom had to come in and tell me to shut up
fuckyoutoodotcom 2 years ago 4
lmao! 'packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities' hahaha
asongforthedead82 2 years ago 6
"98% of us will die sometimes during our lives"
rofl
mikey16piet 2 years ago 6
"He does interpretive ice dancing of my life's journey." ROFL and crying!
teintsah 2 years ago
"i would be honored if you would let me sing your cast"
"and i would be honored if you signed my balls"
lol will ferrell's best movie in my opinion
TragicUchiha 2 years ago 2
Leslie Bibb...enough said.
MrChug 2 years ago
"... And I'm about to sock 'em one, 'cause he's a dirty 'ol bum..." Fuckin love it!
azxdesertrat 2 years ago
i fucking love this movie 5/5 stars
intensejames00007 2 years ago
98% of us will die at some point in our lives.
hahahaha
TheGuyThatsAwesome 2 years ago
i love this movie! .."Wake me up before u go go!...."lol! =)
letashae 2 years ago
Laaaaaaaa~~~st Chance! Rooo~~~mance! For Loooo~~ve!
jt4218 2 years ago 6
ROFLMFAOSBIH. donna summers
Shewolf134 2 years ago 2
98% of us will die at some point in your lives.
CLASSIC!!!
evh5150316 2 years ago
like that show, have you ever seen manimal?!
fking genius
aaronaldodo 2 years ago
Sometimes late at night I like to dress up like Donna Summers. You know put on the skirt and the 4 inch heels. I love it.
"last chance romance, for love."
GuntingPlayboy 2 years ago 52
@GuntingPlayboy There is no possible way I could ever keep a straight face during that scene.
djskein 1 year ago
"The darkness is creeping torwards you whether you know it or not." LOL!! I love this movie!!
FurubaDramaDeamon 2 years ago 6
abbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
musicl0ver200 2 years ago
Im here to inform you of the alarming increase of snowblindness in cats
and it scares the living shit outta us!
ROFL
KellerDweller82 2 years ago 6
...and I'm about to sock'm one cuz he's dirty ol bum hahahahah
MrChug 3 years ago 4
lol i cant the funniest part because there all hilarious
sk8toliveordie 3 years ago
leaving your big ol corpse behind for your loved ones aint cool!
LOL
Cervy18 3 years ago 3
i like to picture jesus as evil kneivel..
doin all these crazy stunts
and when he crashes..
he can't die..
cause his jesus..
andrespocoy 3 years ago 7
"98% of us will die at some point in our lives"
OMG, he sounds so sincere saying that xD lol
Temiree 3 years ago 10
98% of us will die some point in our lives
Aftershock770077 3 years ago 3
i like to picture jesus as a chainsaw massicure
rikinstin 3 years ago
i like to picture jesus as a figure skater who does interpretive dances of my life's journey.
true story.
Homgzrave 3 years ago 2
pack of dogs is lol
jz309 3 years ago
wow, Carleys so hot, I might have a heart attack in 10 seconds, 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.
JustinTylerAllen 3 years ago
1:12 to 1:20, don't we all Cal. You rock Magic Man.
xhyio 3 years ago
go magic man
jz309 3 years ago
did you guys know 98% of us will die at some point in our life? I sure as hell didnt!
toadster84 3 years ago 3
2:01 is the f'in hillarious.
elgordo559 3 years ago
Last chance... romance for looovvvee!!!
Pat12151215 3 years ago
awesome
CoolCrapStudios 3 years ago
1:20 is tha most craziest shyt I've ever heard, n it still makes mee laugh, lmfao
JaimeLee01 3 years ago
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"and it scares the living shit out of us "
"we like to have a lot laughs on the race track but today we want to talk about something serious dogs who control minds (laughing)"
"Jesus as a shapeshifter hobo "
funny movie love it except for the homo kiss at the end of the movie :-(
CoolCrapStudios 3 years ago
I'm choking on my own spit!
elvinee1 3 years ago 2
Snow blindness in cats it effects more and more cats each year and it scares the living shit out of us lmfao funniest thing ever
XWFvideos 3 years ago 2
Packs of stray dogs controlling most of the major cities.
Possibly the funniest line ive ever heard.
Sirwastealot 3 years ago 8
0:43 almost killed me
so funny
talregev21 3 years ago 2
thats funny! lol
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
2:01
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL
Shimon8080 3 years ago 2
Haha, i love that scene with ving rhames. no wonder why Will Ferrel couldn't hold his laughter...
thestiggg 3 years ago
It might have something to do with Michael Clarke Duncan not being Ving Rhames.
MaagiFIN2 3 years ago 7
rofl
Dragonrage156 3 years ago 3
lmfao
Cervy18 3 years ago 2
Probably because it was Michael Clarke Duncan...dumbass
MrChug 2 years ago
LAST CHANCE ROMANCE FOR LOVE!!
SupermanLives26 3 years ago 4
I love when Will Ferrell laughs!! It's contagious ;P
GreenerPastures 3 years ago
Snow blindness in cats scares the living shit out me
PoopsMcGee73 3 years ago
packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities!?!?! lmfao! who else but will ferrell. hahahaha
phillyeagles01 3 years ago
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dude. so . funny.
loveMaegan 3 years ago
I picture jesus as an ice skater doing interpetive dance,hahahahahha
sjagger015 3 years ago
I almost pissed myself at 2:13..anybody else picture Michael Clark Duncan in a dress?
dmitri81 3 years ago 5
mac creedy's.
davorich78 3 years ago
bodies that look so good, you gonna wanna talk to it. lol.
kenloggins 3 years ago 6
haha 98 percent
Gofallinaholedotcom 3 years ago 2
thats funny! lol
speeddemon0712 3 years ago 2