How To Do A Scottish Accent! 100% Success Rate!

[Profvonglockenspiel]

Well done. The Scottish accent has always eluded me. In response to your locale request. I'm from Garden Grove CA (USA)

[MukimTheMuk]

ZOMG ITS THE JANITOR

[SlateCord]

this is fucking awesome

[SuperEliasfg]

You are handsome and funny !

[sweetdreampoison]

I am Scottish born and raised :) this is quite good not exact btw "Ken" isn't used very often more used down south near england but considering you aren't scottish this is really good! i like it :D

[LongHairAndGlasses]

I'm scottish :P

[philtl1997]

you sounded like captain price

[radio2k11]

IM Scottish) You sound like a Fa nn y

[radio2k11]

IM Scottish) You sound like a Fanny

[beckychastain]

Omg your accent is so hot! I am from the U.S so my accent sux!:(

[TheSgtsteiner]

im from Scotland, Edinburgh to be exact, and its not just our accent that is so brilliant, our humour is too, for instance while the rest of the world gets hurricanes called katrina, dave and and other unfunny crap like that, a hurricane hit Scotland a couple of months ago and guess what it was called?

HURRICANE BAWBAG which translates to HURRICANE MALE TESTICAL SACK, i kid you NOT, there were songs made up about it by groups like "the alex salmond gastric band"

[TheFubbick]

@TheSgtsteiner I read your entire comment in Billy Connolly's voice. LOL!

[sweetdreampoison]

@TheSgtsteiner Hahahaha also the only country in the world where if a terrorist comes into our airport ON FIRE they get punched in the face by a baggage handler

[MrRomanianVampire]

He sounds like my grandfather when he gave his last breath

[rach4r3]

that is just fake i should kno im from Scotland

[cayhuff]

I wish I had an accent D: Well I suppose I have an "American" accent, but that's not as cool, ahaha.

[HeddyValle]

YOu have no idea how hard this made me laugh :D thanks for brightining up my day :DD I have braces too! lol, they hurt :(

[magnis1]

my accent changes based on how much i've had to drink. i'm an italin from long island, but when i'm good and drunk i sound like i walked off the set of bravehart. but if i'm really really drunk. i sound and act like capt. jack sparrow.

[sillymia4]

your so cute!! I love your braces!!

[ihateyourface5]

After hanging out with my friend from Scotland for a couple days straight, my friends began mocking me saying I had a "Scottish" accent. :P Maybe I should make a video, aha.

[DinoDude65]

You just have to listen to Desmond Hume on LOST, brother.

[UoonAtUni]

@DinoDude65 Your profile pic is a pic of Jurassic park. you beast! Legend!

[dogback5]

MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS AM TELLIN YAEEE!!!!!!!

[UoonAtUni]

@dogback5 haha BAWZ! lol

[AingealDubh]

Fat Bastard sounded like Billy Connelly's mockin voice.

[yakojjy]

Keep clicking this 00:28 Have Fun.

[TheProtronic]

My accent always morphs into Irish about halfway through!

[abtensify]

im prettyyyy sure i actually love you.



[xXMikoKaoriXx]

A furrowing of the brow comes kind of naturally whenever I talk in a Scottish accent XD

[KandiSOUL]

im a part scottish, german, welsh, and some other stuff- american :)

[imapumpkin28]

is that lipstick i see? :/

[awisudan]

@imapumpkin28 i am 100% sure she oh nono he did

[UoonAtUni]

@imapumpkin28 Nah. Its all me... Plus a shitty camera :)

[Heinrich1883]

@UoonAtUni

awesome though lad!

[MrFrankGallagher]

i bet he cant do roison mcintyre from River City pmsl , im in yir heed ya wally pmsl

[MsShetland88]

Hilarious video -I'm Scottish and proud to be but I also have a sense of humour... got to say one of the funniest parts of the video was people's inability to understand sarcasm!!!!

[55HighWayPatrol]

Haha...I remember my first beer.

[SuperStoyo]

drink beer

[dbwrestler17]

its hard for me but this is helping. try doing the jeremy clarkson accent.....in the world

[LewisMenzies]

this is fucking shyt thats right everyone in scotland its shyt

[LewisMenzies]

i learned how to speak with a scottish accent by being born in scotland

[ItsFunderful]

You are clearly english. Your accent is bad and you should feel bad.

[brycehballa4life]

Press 8 for fat bastard's orgasm...

[RyanScfc1]

This is the only accent I can do 100% and make it sound completely legit.

... mainly because I AM Scottish.

[125emobitch]

lol cute. im from puerto rico. try to do a spanish accent. its hard for some people lol

[LaylaHawkes]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[MsOneiroi77]

sounds more like Taggert lol

[absbch]

Oh god, i am in love with you.

[Elberiver11]

och no laddy! Scottish is cool :)

[Censored4TRUTH]

You have more charisma in one eyebrow than 10 normal men taking 100cc of testosterone every half hour. Awesome video!

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[garrard1999]

Phahaaha made me laugh so much i cried :L

[lordblighty]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! F*cking spot on mate. My Birds dad is Scottish and even when he talks to our children he sounds like he wants someone dead lol.

[BURRITOTASTIC24]

fat bastard sounds like shrek! lololol

[Camberwell86]

Straight from the "Dinnertime In Glasgow" Dolmio advert parody.

[allhailtheCODgod]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[nupy83]

I'm from Spain... Barcelona... and... i lived in scotland two years...

and i Never learnt how to speak like that... sorry... i tried your indications... but it didn't work for me... i still sound more like drunken english...

Maybe I should start by trying to improve the Catalan accent XD

[MeNiA0408]

well, i am from greece...

and you are hilarious!!! i loved this video! i really like the way you pronounce 'r'...! hahaha...:)

[TheFORBEZZZ]

@MeNiA0408

I have a question. If you live in Greece, can you answer it. On Greek computers, do they have all the Greek letters on them? And how many are there?

[MeNiA0408]

@TheFORBEZZZ well...that was an unexpected question...:p yes, we do have all the greek letters on our keybords and they are 25...:)

[kaylaa406]

lmfao

[Roflcopter02x]

win

[CindyMae11]

I'm from Texas and I approve this message...

"You.are.hilarious!"

[BSMixi]

Scottish Batman.

[soapbartuppa]

your an absolute cum stain, suck a dick

[trojanlols]

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[TheDingBat47]

omg what in the world hav i been watching

[hehedance]

........... how did i get here

[Pantillion]

This guy is fucking high :P

[MrLegometropolis]

that's weird and here's a tip don't swear in your vids

[Elensila2718]

From the US of A, I'm working on the Scottish accent. What I wish to know is, can you do an American?

[MrLiqid]

it fucking works ;p

[PinkVenom98]

2 percent success rate

[ancientsea1]

when you said that dog's i though you were going to say got tits

[Lordmode]

THAT DOGS GETTIN PUT DOWN TOMORRAOW

[bplumser]

i learned my Scottish accent by watching trainspotting 100 times.

[LizSelbee]

You are funny.



[chromelleader21]

Winter is coming.

[Uemm11]

0:27

myaatt damon

[massivesims2fan]

lol im scottish :)

[NothingButJack]

state ae this cunt

[ZarqohHD]

i know a better way :be scottish :0

[SleepwalkerTJ]

I've been there last year - it was not the same but I've met somebody in front of a pub talking like that to me... ;)

There will be a second time of meeting the charming face of Edinburgh by night..

(Hope everything was right)

[SleepwalkerTJ]

"Look aangrry!" :D

[IamKurdSon]

Fuck Britts, Scots and Irish people are baws.

[corkyboo93]

lol thts funny

[Nigelxman]

Why are you wearing lipstick?

[GreenEyedSerb]

God damn, lad, I damn near pissed myself!

[sinthuxmachina]

Scottish batman?

[EpicCaneGirl]

You sound like shrek we don't speak like that :(

[sharnelynn]

that was quite funny. lol

[PhoaPasMCFC]

0:29 Annoying Orange face

[xRyan59]

omg my ribs are sore from laughing so hard

[flyingpig0806]

you're hot

[princess1235]

he sounds like shrek.

[TheFerroafondo]

Estreñimiento en cristiano tio.

[TheTrohl]

I tried it, it works.

[HonRevPTB]

WHAT IS IT THE KIDS SAY TODAY? OH YEAH "EPIC FAIL!!!" LOL!!!

[ju5tAl3xx]

love it when people try and define our accent when they dont realise that we could literally drive to a town 30 mins away and not understand what the people around us are saying.....there is not one scottish accent

[AdictedToGaming]

0:32 euhm... your eyebrows are facing the wrong way ??? i don't get it

[sorasgirl0]

You're hot. I did not watch the video, I just saw you on the side of the screen and decided to stop by to tell you...that you're REALLY REALLY REALLY hot. That is all, bye. :D

[cannoir]

You nailed it bro. The Scotch always sound like they have a problem with everybody. Bulging eyes , facial contortions and all. Sums it all up lmao!. That accent is too masculine. I cannot for the life of me imagine that on a chick urgh !½

[Superjusticeleauge]

Apart from the fat bastard part, you kind of sounded like Phil Mitchell trying to be the Christian Bale Batman......

[sambora119900]

happening brer, am scottish from edinburgh and am sorry but cumon thats a joke theres no scotsman that speaks like that... ken theres one thing i hate about youtube and thats we get made out to sound horrible when really the scottish accent is actually quite nice when spoken properly ken

[150lbsofFur]

Errr...my best friend is Scottish and there family has an accent. They don't sound anything like that. Where did the fat bastard come from? Plus, there not always angry. Correct your accent.

[hiramchik]

Very good - all the way from Brooklyn, New Yawk! Fuhgeddaboudit!

[TheLonelyDragonRider]

I laughed to hard

[Vondropz]

So Stereotypical. We do not all talk like that nor do we sound like that. But it made me laugh so hay-ho :P x

[plisplis00]

wit a bawbag ye are hahhaaha ya wee rocket ye'd get pure taxed roon oor way ya bam

[jasonralphful]

mate ya trying ya best to get that Scot voice..cheers!!

[baybeenicclo]

thats no a scottish accent like haha

[bobbysoxrr]

i love you

[AlekSensej]

Yooou're a bloudy fooul laady

[TheBoredkansasgirl]

LMAO, that made me think of my uncle johhny. But I could never understand him, My familys accents are all very thick..

[zloychechen5150]

Scotland's great. After england it's like getting back home to russia)

[domspinzoly]

I just like how u were like YOUR PUTTIN THAT DOG DOWN hahahha

[afterimagedan]

Awesome video. I grew up in southern Indiana USA where the accent there is a soft southern American accent. Later I moved to where I am now, Chicago, where they have a sharp and annoying accent that I wish didn't exist. I would take a Scottish accent over it any day. Chicago accent exemplified in the video below. Search "DA BEARS" for a great example.

[IlCentauro88]

Ha ha ha ha...too fucking funny...

[1Morey]

Captain MacMillan's son?

[Haannoy]

Look angry and the accent will just come to you - WTF?

[LadyBug697]

your super sexy!

[utubeSuchtili]

I am German. :)

[sierramarchetti]

ahahahaha thts great! hehehe. made me laugh. from the US but i really really want to go to Ireland. and i can fit in with my red hair. :)

[ronbromi]

@sierramarchetti but the video is about scottish accent, not irish :)

[nwacheerleader1]

i DONT sound like that.

[KieranMc727]

ae yae ken am fae scotland and sound just like that....

naw... just .... naw,

sit down before you hurt yourself

[onehundredsuns92]

haha, I'm from the west coast and wish we spoke like this :L

[MadisenRamos1]

I'm from America! HOPING to learn this language to be abe to be a foreign exchange student!! :D

[splitskaposla]

LOL

[wallofdeath123]

i can speak Scottish now *speaking on a Scottish accent*

[Elcoolj101]

I try it, and I just sound like Phil Mitchell.... :p

[JaredKelso123]

ADRIAAAAN!

[DJSparkles2007]

wazzuh from guam!!

[noramohsen1]

hahaha talking like a monsteea:D

[indoctrin8]

your'e a knob, mate. perpetuating the myth that scottish people speak funny.

[hetaliaspaz]

I'm from Canada ! =^-^=

I watched this in Math class, I'm pretty sure my teacher thinks I'm crazy.. because I should have been working on polynomials.. LOL

[justagearofwar]

put a toffee in your mouth and say "hmmmm pushy"= instant Sean Connery

[Tumealicious21]

lmfao! :D greetings from switzerland

[Ziomek19table]

Why the hell are you useing the lipstick ?

[UoonAtUni]

@Ziomek19table its all me

[mgblue]

@UoonAtUni sexy lips

[railpressureflip]

@Ziomek19table using*

[empii911]

lol funny! You look like Paul diResta with all the things combined in the end :D.

[sarabernie95]

so cute! 

[insanewithdrumsticks]

I am saving money so I can move from the US to Scotland, it's so gorgeous there, I visited and immediaely fell in love!

[ralphypig1]

we don't talk quite like that;(

[UoonAtUni]

@ralphypig1 Nearly lol

[whoyoulookinat18]

@UoonAtUni im from glasgow so we dont say ken or anythin like that

[TheLeagueCentral]

I am scottish mate, and i have to say i was in stiches, "look angry and it will just come to you", thanks very much.

[brookemarjorie]

Funniest thing ever! (: Thanks for the laugh.

Nice voice/ accent, though. <3

[SIvanovic12345]

0:28 is really good!

[mana2432]

LOLOLOL

[tyDiscordia]

This video is legitimate. That's how you do a Scottish accent. Scruff those eyebrows. Forgot to tell the lads at home to talk a wee bit (a lot) faster then normal and eat a couple of letters (vowels) mostly while speaking. I'd know, I'm from Glasgow.

[CrashMarket]

Aye ok,south east coast, USA..You kinda look like Arnold Shcwartsanegger and sound like a mad Billy Connoly

[UoonAtUni]

@CrashMarket Arnie?? I haven't heard that one before! I don't see it. I can't wait to visit the US again. thanks for posting.

[CrashMarket]

@UoonAtUni Yea I think maybe the young Arnold and you sort of favour a bit especially at :30 when you frown..So what area of the US have you been to and are you a Scot or are from another part of the UK?

[SaxonWR]

@CrashMarket are you typing in scottish?

[CrashMarket]

@SaxonWR Naw I was not realy trying to,I just like to say Aye sometimes instead of Yea.I was just adding to the vid by using a Scottish "Yes" for a good nod to the vid since I liked it..

[barrach7]

Evidently this foetus thinks he's funny...fail! He's evidently just ill-informed...shame! MUST try harder...

[tennantfan91]

Nae quite!! Try again!!!!

[Dougien]

"cheers boys" haha!

[UoonAtUni]

@Pumphsie Thank you very much.

[alika331]

Hey, im from Russia and i like Scottish accent :-D

[losifer69]

we have guys like you in america....I think you guys call them fannies

JK

lol

[xICEJEMx]

lol.....im Scottish and found this soo funny!!

but ive never seen/heard any1 talk like that :P

'look angry!!' lmaoooo

[RachelGoldthorpe]

Im fae scottish&never in my life have i heard some one talk like that..haha good try but you sounded like you c=had a carrot stuck in your vocal box :L fat bastard was good though mwahaha:L &the eye brows i sat and perfected for about 15 mins hahahaaa:L

[7t8h4z]

I dunno about the accent - but the guy was funny!

[HeroesOfCambodia]

"look angry" lmfaao