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  • disco disco good good lol 1:48

  • he is so creepy y isnt he fired yet ?

  • he speaks like a greek!

  • "Don't be diculous!!!"

    amazing.

  • To be honest the two other guys are way more douchey than Jacob

  • Ahaa.. jacob is doing the creep :p

  • I <3 Douche Bag's

  • WHAT THE FUCK!

  • carmen!!!!

  • You like christmas? Have a little egg nog? We do that! Just get in Sportscar!

    Yes get in sportscar!

  • IM THE 1 000 000 VIEWER XD

  • 0:05 - 0:07 - NICE!

  • i wanna see his christmas card...

  • I'd Fuck All Three Then Kill All Three So I Won't Have To Marry All Three :)))

  • bring this back please!

    this is the show that got me to subscribe

  • is that seth rogen?

  • almost died laughing when he creep dances down the hall! LOL

  • Why is it that all Jacobs are assholes?

  • If you pick Trisha he'll get all 3 of them lol

  • Each time a came back i had to watch the stupid Acne Ad....

  • omg

  • the girl with the scarf?

  • eww gross!!!!

  • I keep watching this over and over for Jacob Time :D

  • the man behind the girls

  • blonde lol

  • anyone know the title of the the song/music ?

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  • i think he is russian no offence he reminds me a russian the accent

  • @MyPitMind no, probably arabic

  • @heikkigeddon where u live? Eu or USA? i will tell u why :P

  • lol italion u rock dude XD

  • id marry and fuck the girl in the background and kill the rest. Why wasnt she an option are they blind. That black girl is hot the white ones are kinda trashy no offense to the whites

  • damn i miss this shit, imo way better than online gamer. its taken over their channel

  • anyon else thinks that annoying guy sounds like that cheap doctor from the simpsons that always says; hello everybody

  • The Austin Powers moment cracked me up.

  • haha

    I didn't even choose.

    I just wanted to see their sexy dance...

    My Rating:

    3.5 Pikachu’s / 4 Pikachu’s !!

  • 1:57 Rapist race..

  • at 0:06 through 0:07 was the best part that ass was bouncing left to right!!! i know i allready sayed this but i forgot to add i had a boner when i saw that ass

  • at 0:06 through 0:07 was the best part that ass was bouncing left to right!!!!1

  • don't be a jew,

    i am a jew,

    me too i can make jew jokes

  • What a douche!

  • lol XD king of AZEROTH gone indian

  • IF U HAVENT CHOSEN DONT LOOK AT THIS im not even jokin i chose harry potter girl first,then kim then cameren

  • 1:52 to 1:57 type in the creep by the lonely island into youtube

  • It's hard to believe him because it's clear he prefers men!!!

  • i fukken love tommy!!

  • dont be dickulous :D

  • thanks for the choice.

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  • he will fuck all of them

  • He wears the same shirt.

  • holyshitakimushrooms i got 176 likes!!!!!!!!! suck it youtube!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Soooo how did these guys not notice the flashing lights?

  • he and his tongue scares me ...!!!

    OMG very creepy! :o

  • ..I'd do him.. xD

  • Aww, making this vid must have been so fun.

  • I have to watch a fucking advertisement everytime I come back for a new choice >.<

  • Theyr dancing to no music .__.

  • Charles i dont give a fuck.

  • I hope I never again see a mattress commercial that supports "What ever you do in bed" XDD

  • thumbs up for kim

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  • vsauce music. doesnt fit that situation in this video

  • Jingol Ball TOtoto 1:37

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  • vsauce song :)

  • @PublicSnapShot i satrt seeing episodes of IMG every time i watch this

  • @PublicSnapShot u know something, i ve heard that tune all over youtube.only some videos have it but i still dont now where it orginated.

  • why is it that while he's going down the hall he reminds me of nathan from misfits?

  • 2 5 2 5 2 5 2 5  fun:D

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  • The background music is the same as VSauce uses...

  • From king of azeroth to a foursome, nice!

  • This guy reminds me of Monolo from Scarface.

  • Id marry Carmen

    Fuck Kim

    & Kill Myself

  • how could they stay so serious at his accent..the moment he apperead I've started to laugh :)))

  • lolol cock slap.. classic xD

  • lol watching him walk towards those girls I had a cable guy flash back love that movie

  • for the first time of your videos i find this racist this is Arab writin all over it so you presume that all Arabs speak load with no grammar and are dochebags im actually white but Arabs watching this will be sooo offended

  • @Q8footballFan The fact that you said you were white completely ruined your argument, also Arabs don't act like this, and this guy acts like a douchebag, no specific race or ethnicity or gender ect ect ect

  • people r dancing to no music

  • Who does Jacob try to have sex with?...probably a wall.

  • KIM

  • Marry Carmen, Fuck Kim, Kill trisha :)

  • I clicked kim :O

  • laughed so hard when he jumped into screen from the steps :D

  • He reminds me of my neighbour rob seriously XD

  • My name is Jacob :/

  • @Dipsetinstrum mine 2

  • Ahhh.... Im running windows 98 here, do you know how long it takes me to load a video.... FOREVER... so im not gonna play your stupid choosing game OK!

  • @TheUserofallusers dude we are in 2011 i think you should consider a upgrade

  • @TheUserofallusers Wow, windows 98? Get off the internet you poor shit.

  • @iBaNezRG95 stop being an asshole

  • @TheUserofallusers the secret is to get a better computer, or get a software disc.

  • @TheUserofallusers It's not 98's fault. It's your PC parts or Internet.....

  • @TheUserofallusers aaawwww someone's mad?

  • choose the first 2 girls trust me

    

  • Does a U turn and tries it on with the black dude

  • he wouldnt fuck kim????????

  • Have you ever considered doing a show called Xenophobia in America? Nope, because you'd have to have some empathy for the discrimination people face when their first language is not English.

    Honestly, it's not necessary for your douchebag to be an immigrant.

  • that guy is so funny xD

  • Id Fuck kim.

  • The only way to sing jingle bells if with a foreign accent

  • He kinde reminds me of Borat for some reason...

  • his entrances are always so funny. (:

  • fuck you kieth stone. your not smooth at all.

  • doin the creep!

  • kim is my whore i called it

  • Carmen is mine.

  • sooo funny!

  • Seizures? Yes.. I think so too

  • Kim is soo hot !!!! 

  • All the music from vsauce are on these videos!

  • ROFLAMFAO

  • whats the problem all he wants to do is put his package in their sleigh, i like this guy all he wants to do is make sweet love lol

  • ROFLMFAO

  • he should have gotten the part.....

  • the creep

  • Why is it a choice when everyone chose Kim first and then Carmen and Trisha just to see what would happen

  • Jacob Time. It's quite hands-on.

  • We coulda been homies. I'd love to drink you. But you wanna play it the hard way.

    C'mon over here man. You know what time it is.

    *Whose the coldest. ?*

    THUMBS UP FOR BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL LOL

  • your ass

  • thumbs up if u choose kim first

  • 2:00 ...what teh fuck

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  • For being such a dick, Jacob is actually pretty hot xD

  • @golden24680 he is, id do him

  • i love these shows

  • kim is hot kim kim kim kim !!!! ;)

  • kim is so hot!!! KIM KIM KIM

  • KIM IS SO HOT

  • in soviet russia box puts dick in you

  • sack tapped bitch??

  • hahahaha

  • Press 2 repeatedly, wait like 0.5 secs between each spam type. Someone needs to remix that.

  • kim

    

  • @KamaraAlex Except that this video was made a good 2 years before TLI made "The Creep"

  • why is he wearing the same shirt?

  • I dont know but if you ask me, the douche bags are the two gays who are thinking what the latin dude is saying, they just hate him cause they don thave the balls to come out of their corner. Pricks.

  • the blond one

  • holy shit hes doing the creep!!!!!!! look it up

  • @surge1oo lonely island?

    

  • @surge1oo Lonely Island should totally sue them for that xD

  • @surge1oo

    It doesn't really look like it though...

  • @surge1oo HE INVENTED THE CREEP

  • @surge1oo Somewhat like it but yea haha

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  • Press 1 to see ghost

  • @SinderZz i dont see it or him

  • and i think hes gonna have sex with the guy in the back

  • why does he have the same shirt on? lol

  • is it just me or does that guy in the blue shirt looks like that doctor in the simpsons that says ''Hey eberybody''

  • Kim has slutty eyes.

  • press 5 

  • I swear this guy is homeless.

    Gets paid 5 dollars a video and is given only 1 shirt to wear.

  • Trisha's in "Twilight Vs. Harry Potter"! In that, Eric says he hates her and calls her a bitch, but in this he says he'd fuck her!

  • Eric looks so funny in a Santa hat.

  • while he is going down the hallway someone should yell stop fucking with the lights

  • depends... does she do a strip tease?

  • lol jingle bell jingle bell 0:33

  • why are they dancing with no music?

  • i want some serious jacob time.

  • marry, fuck, kill lmao!!!

  • mary fuck kill lmao!!!

  • omg turn on the google captions thing its so funny

  • The sexy foreigner. Every office must have one.

  • thought he was jewish

    

  • yo tommy i just saw you on dr House! :D

  • they should make dis an actual show and put dis on MTV or some shit. like if u agree

  • I'm going to start playing marry fuck kill

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  • hha he'd do the one in the red;D

  • what nationality is this guy meant to be?!

  • @tessatriskel jersey shorian

  • @tessatriskel i think he's supposed to represent roman.....

  • @tessatriskel Jewish Pole would be my guess? or Albanian some Eastern European Jew. His accent fits the character

  • that dance was amazing, jacob, thanks.......

    omg seriously this is the best shit on youtube!