id marry and fuck the girl in the background and kill the rest. Why wasnt she an option are they blind. That black girl is hot the white ones are kinda trashy no offense to the whites
at 0:06 through 0:07 was the best part that ass was bouncing left to right!!! i know i allready sayed this but i forgot to add i had a boner when i saw that ass
for the first time of your videos i find this racist this is Arab writin all over it so you presume that all Arabs speak load with no grammar and are dochebags im actually white but Arabs watching this will be sooo offended
@Q8footballFan The fact that you said you were white completely ruined your argument, also Arabs don't act like this, and this guy acts like a douchebag, no specific race or ethnicity or gender ect ect ect
Ahhh.... Im running windows 98 here, do you know how long it takes me to load a video.... FOREVER... so im not gonna play your stupid choosing game OK!
Have you ever considered doing a show called Xenophobia in America? Nope, because you'd have to have some empathy for the discrimination people face when their first language is not English.
Honestly, it's not necessary for your douchebag to be an immigrant.
I dont know but if you ask me, the douche bags are the two gays who are thinking what the latin dude is saying, they just hate him cause they don thave the balls to come out of their corner. Pricks.
disco disco good good lol 1:48
satney117 6 days ago
he is so creepy y isnt he fired yet ?
bgvbednsc 1 week ago
he speaks like a greek!
Angelotube5000 1 week ago
"Don't be diculous!!!"
amazing.
davbad1 1 week ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
To be honest the two other guys are way more douchey than Jacob
Wierdoinc 1 week ago
Ahaa.. jacob is doing the creep :p
toxikpandazzz 2 weeks ago
I <3 Douche Bag's
BlackRedReiatsu 2 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK!
xMisterBigsx 3 weeks ago
carmen!!!!
SwaggerKid135 3 weeks ago
You like christmas? Have a little egg nog? We do that! Just get in Sportscar!
Yes get in sportscar!
Enballgroda1 3 weeks ago
IM THE 1 000 000 VIEWER XD
estenlol 3 weeks ago
0:05 - 0:07 - NICE!
NovaKane78 3 weeks ago in playlist Office Douche Bag 3
i wanna see his christmas card...
MrDickhurtz1 4 weeks ago
I'd Fuck All Three Then Kill All Three So I Won't Have To Marry All Three :)))
efekiymaz 1 month ago in playlist FUNNY 2
bring this back please!
this is the show that got me to subscribe
RAID13245 1 month ago
is that seth rogen?
shaeguitar 1 month ago
almost died laughing when he creep dances down the hall! LOL
travman305 1 month ago in playlist Office Douche Bag 8
Why is it that all Jacobs are assholes?
Justin3Santiago 2 months ago 2
If you pick Trisha he'll get all 3 of them lol
Mikethegr8tTiger4552 2 months ago 2
Each time a came back i had to watch the stupid Acne Ad....
TheBOB12000 2 months ago
omg
roflcopter2000000 2 months ago
the girl with the scarf?
Maxiumgreatness 2 months ago
eww gross!!!!
333oceanbreeze 2 months ago in playlist reckless tortuga
I keep watching this over and over for Jacob Time :D
NobbsNobby 2 months ago
the man behind the girls
wiskyDR1 2 months ago
blonde lol
CJdevants 2 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
anyone know the title of the the song/music ?
xfraudbuster 2 months ago
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xfraudbuster 2 months ago
i think he is russian no offence he reminds me a russian the accent
MyPitMind 2 months ago
@MyPitMind no, probably arabic
heikkigeddon 2 months ago
@heikkigeddon where u live? Eu or USA? i will tell u why :P
MyPitMind 2 months ago
lol italion u rock dude XD
jasa49 3 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
id marry and fuck the girl in the background and kill the rest. Why wasnt she an option are they blind. That black girl is hot the white ones are kinda trashy no offense to the whites
rainbowkitty1000 3 months ago in playlist More videos from RecklessTortuga
damn i miss this shit, imo way better than online gamer. its taken over their channel
adas95 3 months ago
anyon else thinks that annoying guy sounds like that cheap doctor from the simpsons that always says; hello everybody
lifeishelllol 3 months ago
The Austin Powers moment cracked me up.
SweetenThekitty96 3 months ago
haha
I didn't even choose.
I just wanted to see their sexy dance...
My Rating:
3.5 Pikachu’s / 4 Pikachu’s !!
lulu1night4ever 3 months ago
1:57 Rapist race..
soogzonater 3 months ago
at 0:06 through 0:07 was the best part that ass was bouncing left to right!!! i know i allready sayed this but i forgot to add i had a boner when i saw that ass
TheSeiler01 3 months ago
at 0:06 through 0:07 was the best part that ass was bouncing left to right!!!!1
TheSeiler01 3 months ago
don't be a jew,
i am a jew,
me too i can make jew jokes
videofreak13100 3 months ago 35
What a douche!
TheHalofreak98 3 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
lol XD king of AZEROTH gone indian
2334juan 4 months ago
IF U HAVENT CHOSEN DONT LOOK AT THIS im not even jokin i chose harry potter girl first,then kim then cameren
orrfintan 4 months ago
1:52 to 1:57 type in the creep by the lonely island into youtube
orrfintan 4 months ago
It's hard to believe him because it's clear he prefers men!!!
browneyes124337 4 months ago
i fukken love tommy!!
geena218 4 months ago
dont be dickulous :D
AgileCheetah 4 months ago
thanks for the choice.
nt1412 4 months ago in playlist More videos from RecklessTortuga
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TheycallmeAsher 4 months ago
he will fuck all of them
hbkwillrule 4 months ago in playlist مزيد من مقاطع الفيديو من RecklessTortuga
He wears the same shirt.
alexifymyass 4 months ago
holyshitakimushrooms i got 176 likes!!!!!!!!! suck it youtube!!!!!!!!!!
surge1oo 4 months ago
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surge1oo 4 months ago
Soooo how did these guys not notice the flashing lights?
termina97 4 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
he and his tongue scares me ...!!!
OMG very creepy! :o
Ammhie24 4 months ago
..I'd do him.. xD
MrsTatertots 4 months ago
Aww, making this vid must have been so fun.
NobbsNobby 4 months ago
I have to watch a fucking advertisement everytime I come back for a new choice >.<
BalthazarWTR 4 months ago
Theyr dancing to no music .__.
alanaz123 4 months ago
Charles i dont give a fuck.
xyxskatexyx 4 months ago
I hope I never again see a mattress commercial that supports "What ever you do in bed" XDD
McAsianFries 4 months ago
thumbs up for kim
ultimatelife11 4 months ago
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ToppaliniTube 5 months ago
vsauce music. doesnt fit that situation in this video
yuhzt 5 months ago
Jingol Ball TOtoto 1:37
Sunen001 5 months ago
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Sunen001 5 months ago
vsauce song :)
PublicSnapShot 5 months ago 41
@PublicSnapShot i satrt seeing episodes of IMG every time i watch this
aldosalthren 4 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
@PublicSnapShot u know something, i ve heard that tune all over youtube.only some videos have it but i still dont now where it orginated.
BattletoDeath 3 weeks ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
why is it that while he's going down the hall he reminds me of nathan from misfits?
SuperNpau 5 months ago
2 5 2 5 2 5 2 5 fun:D
Lithuanianpilietis 5 months ago
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Lithuanianpilietis 5 months ago
The background music is the same as VSauce uses...
2pongrotter 5 months ago
From king of azeroth to a foursome, nice!
Donald1101 5 months ago
This guy reminds me of Monolo from Scarface.
TheAbsoluTurk 5 months ago
Id marry Carmen
Fuck Kim
& Kill Myself
wolfgangdopeboi 5 months ago
how could they stay so serious at his accent..the moment he apperead I've started to laugh :)))
eeriechris 5 months ago
lolol cock slap.. classic xD
lionpress999 5 months ago
lol watching him walk towards those girls I had a cable guy flash back love that movie
misspotential 5 months ago
for the first time of your videos i find this racist this is Arab writin all over it so you presume that all Arabs speak load with no grammar and are dochebags im actually white but Arabs watching this will be sooo offended
Q8footballFan 5 months ago
@Q8footballFan The fact that you said you were white completely ruined your argument, also Arabs don't act like this, and this guy acts like a douchebag, no specific race or ethnicity or gender ect ect ect
Fl4m30f3d3n 5 months ago
people r dancing to no music
StripedRooster 5 months ago
Who does Jacob try to have sex with?...probably a wall.
Winter12345100 5 months ago
KIM
PoesKlap133 5 months ago
Marry Carmen, Fuck Kim, Kill trisha :)
TheLestijn 5 months ago
I clicked kim :O
SvennemanZZZ 5 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
laughed so hard when he jumped into screen from the steps :D
FashionBboy101 5 months ago
He reminds me of my neighbour rob seriously XD
PsychoProductions369 5 months ago
My name is Jacob :/
Dipsetinstrum 5 months ago
@Dipsetinstrum mine 2
JacobJohns100 5 months ago
Ahhh.... Im running windows 98 here, do you know how long it takes me to load a video.... FOREVER... so im not gonna play your stupid choosing game OK!
TheUserofallusers 5 months ago in playlist RecklessTortuga 58
@TheUserofallusers dude we are in 2011 i think you should consider a upgrade
flambello 4 months ago
@TheUserofallusers Wow, windows 98? Get off the internet you poor shit.
iBaNezRG95 4 months ago
@iBaNezRG95 stop being an asshole
RawPandaMeat 4 months ago
@TheUserofallusers the secret is to get a better computer, or get a software disc.
ASSWERTASS 4 months ago
@TheUserofallusers It's not 98's fault. It's your PC parts or Internet.....
EcazStudio 3 months ago
@TheUserofallusers aaawwww someone's mad?
carloskillerbiatch 3 months ago
choose the first 2 girls trust me
XxAlphaKillaxX213 5 months ago
Does a U turn and tries it on with the black dude
eddp777 5 months ago
he wouldnt fuck kim????????
jsiff93624 5 months ago
Have you ever considered doing a show called Xenophobia in America? Nope, because you'd have to have some empathy for the discrimination people face when their first language is not English.
Honestly, it's not necessary for your douchebag to be an immigrant.
gilbertpinson 5 months ago
that guy is so funny xD
evilerooler 5 months ago
Id Fuck kim.
xKyoful 5 months ago
The only way to sing jingle bells if with a foreign accent
silorakops 5 months ago
He kinde reminds me of Borat for some reason...
FiremanSSkarmoryfan 5 months ago 2
his entrances are always so funny. (:
JasonHasSarcasm 5 months ago
fuck you kieth stone. your not smooth at all.
awesome9001 5 months ago
doin the creep!
lindaannedegnan 5 months ago
kim is my whore i called it
TboneSteaks4 5 months ago
Carmen is mine.
LuigiTheItalian 5 months ago
sooo funny!
myballisticbeetz123 6 months ago
Seizures? Yes.. I think so too
oPossumSlayer 6 months ago
Kim is soo hot !!!!
mutterficker01 6 months ago
All the music from vsauce are on these videos!
Suparing01 6 months ago
ROFLAMFAO
KevinPineda619 6 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
whats the problem all he wants to do is put his package in their sleigh, i like this guy all he wants to do is make sweet love lol
SickBroProductions 6 months ago
ROFLMFAO
MsDubati 6 months ago
he should have gotten the part.....
Boms501 6 months ago
the creep
hbkwillrule 6 months ago
Why is it a choice when everyone chose Kim first and then Carmen and Trisha just to see what would happen
mkb285 6 months ago
Jacob Time. It's quite hands-on.
MrMintox 6 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
We coulda been homies. I'd love to drink you. But you wanna play it the hard way.
C'mon over here man. You know what time it is.
*Whose the coldest. ?*
THUMBS UP FOR BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL LOL
DJBreezyFilms 6 months ago
your ass
supathome 6 months ago
thumbs up if u choose kim first
inSovietRussia0101 6 months ago
2:00 ...what teh fuck
boot280 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
HEY! LETS PHOTOCOPY OUR BALLS AND PUT IT ON THE FREAKING ELEVATOR!
Zombieman27 6 months ago
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Zombieman27 6 months ago
For being such a dick, Jacob is actually pretty hot xD
golden24680 6 months ago
@golden24680 he is, id do him
amindr 6 months ago
i love these shows
Lakisha530 6 months ago
kim is hot kim kim kim kim !!!! ;)
svampur20 6 months ago
kim is so hot!!! KIM KIM KIM
LilMinzTV 6 months ago
KIM IS SO HOT
LilMinzTV 6 months ago
in soviet russia box puts dick in you
LilMinzTV 6 months ago
sack tapped bitch??
RANDOMclipsism 6 months ago
hahahaha
Shirmanator 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
he should have sex with his mom
xXfailpersonXx 6 months ago
Press 2 repeatedly, wait like 0.5 secs between each spam type. Someone needs to remix that.
IBeOrange 6 months ago
kim
freakyman42 6 months ago
@KamaraAlex Except that this video was made a good 2 years before TLI made "The Creep"
pwnoobhax 6 months ago
why is he wearing the same shirt?
Rapatz100 6 months ago
I dont know but if you ask me, the douche bags are the two gays who are thinking what the latin dude is saying, they just hate him cause they don thave the balls to come out of their corner. Pricks.
sid8980 6 months ago
the blond one
cssisbest 7 months ago
holy shit hes doing the creep!!!!!!! look it up
surge1oo 7 months ago 178
@surge1oo lonely island?
ZzKillFirexX96 7 months ago
@surge1oo Lonely Island should totally sue them for that xD
KamaraAlex 6 months ago
@surge1oo
It doesn't really look like it though...
Lardman678 6 months ago
@surge1oo HE INVENTED THE CREEP
8past8 6 months ago
@surge1oo Somewhat like it but yea haha
IDEKGSMD 5 months ago
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barukul 7 months ago
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barukul 7 months ago
Press 1 to see ghost
SinderZz 7 months ago in playlist Office Douche Bag
@SinderZz i dont see it or him
187deathman1 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@SinderZz i dont see it
187deathman1 7 months ago
and i think hes gonna have sex with the guy in the back
youngweslymoney 7 months ago
why does he have the same shirt on? lol
youngweslymoney 7 months ago
is it just me or does that guy in the blue shirt looks like that doctor in the simpsons that says ''Hey eberybody''
ProjectNatal12 7 months ago
Kim has slutty eyes.
AlphaNorcalli 7 months ago
press 5
bbigdouble 7 months ago
I swear this guy is homeless.
Gets paid 5 dollars a video and is given only 1 shirt to wear.
iSoMuchWin 7 months ago 2
Trisha's in "Twilight Vs. Harry Potter"! In that, Eric says he hates her and calls her a bitch, but in this he says he'd fuck her!
Winter12345100 7 months ago
Eric looks so funny in a Santa hat.
Winter12345100 7 months ago
while he is going down the hallway someone should yell stop fucking with the lights
comicalmason 7 months ago 58
depends... does she do a strip tease?
MultiColouredBear 7 months ago
lol jingle bell jingle bell 0:33
Ieatpieasudie 7 months ago
why are they dancing with no music?
RandomSandwich01 7 months ago 3
i want some serious jacob time.
MrYoman710 7 months ago
marry, fuck, kill lmao!!!
davola100 7 months ago
mary fuck kill lmao!!!
davola100 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i think the douche bag is gay
StaviDesigns 7 months ago
omg turn on the google captions thing its so funny
AZIANxPRIDE1 7 months ago
The sexy foreigner. Every office must have one.
vampy551 7 months ago
thought he was jewish
ActionSnack 7 months ago
yo tommy i just saw you on dr House! :D
miticomarci 7 months ago
they should make dis an actual show and put dis on MTV or some shit. like if u agree
pimpinazgirl 7 months ago
I'm going to start playing marry fuck kill
ChristiaanL14 7 months ago
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thegreatODEN1 7 months ago
hha he'd do the one in the red;D
blossomswirlz 7 months ago
what nationality is this guy meant to be?!
tessatriskel 7 months ago
@tessatriskel jersey shorian
horndog2224 7 months ago
@tessatriskel i think he's supposed to represent roman.....
MRDEADLYSNIPER1 7 months ago
@tessatriskel Jewish Pole would be my guess? or Albanian some Eastern European Jew. His accent fits the character
ChristiaanL14 7 months ago
that dance was amazing, jacob, thanks.......
omg seriously this is the best shit on youtube!
BeautyOfAHurricane 7 months ago