Bette Midler - Balls!

[MistyMuffdiver]

Hahahaha I can hear Winifred Sanderson in this.

[JDHill1974]

Mug,nb$'lho,ogjghmtj

[XanosKnyghtshade]

O.O I'm on the weird part of Youtube again.

[hell5309]

And remember, there is no greater fish stick than Mrs. Pauls'.

(bites fish stick)

Yes...oh yesss....they're even better RAW!

[MissCAEH21]

Fucking FABULOUS!!!!

[martorellchristian]

1:44 Whats tha name of that song??

[CherFann12]

how the fuck can someone dislike this ? <.<

[89raider89]

Gotta be the first time poi balls were used in a show of this caliber... pretty cool

[Rebaneller1955]

i love bette midler!!!!!

[ErikkChattman]

... Lady Gaga copied the mermaid in the wheelchair >.>

[futuristfood]

POI BALLS!!! such a good Hawaiian Girl...

[HowieP]

Isn't that Tisha Campbell from "Martin" and "My Wife and Kids" at 0:30?

[mewdeeone]

@HowieP No....that quick image did look like her, though.

[Chuck1974]

Waiting for Lady Xerox to copy this, too!

[xxStevenNguyenxx]

Balls! Yes Balls! They can come up on my talent! xD

[CherFann12]

$39.95 For a Pair Of Balls ? :b

ill Take 3 ! (;

[koolnesskid21]

i love Bette Midler!!!!! I got to see her show in Las Vegas when i went and it was beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mike6E]

She has tremendous energy.

[LifeInBrunswick]

Gaga might get her balls sued off :P .

[JBerkeley]

Suck. Her. Balls. LadyGaga.

[crys2002]

So many balls. I'm so happy.

[OsirisIxchel]

not just like....she iz adorable!!!

[CarleyKathleen]

I Wonder How Many Times She's Hit Her Face Doing That (; Lol I Love Her ♥

[CherFann12]

@CarleyKathleen Lmao iWonder (x

[angelagriffiths29]

great Balls.. lol.. they are actually Pois (google Maori Poi dance).. but the Devine and Fabulous Bette does a fantastic job :oD

[JAYCREEPBITCH]

lol...there is sooo much that could go wrong in this video...but the divine miss m pulls its ALL together!

[trumpetfruzia]

BALLS!

[LifeInBrunswick]

0:28- That's great delivery.

[LifeInBrunswick]

Bette twirls balls very well.

[QcAngel69]

Gotta luv sexercise.......... :))

[TheYay121]

it is so wonderfully weird

[rickzappala]

She is the BEST !

[ktheterrible]

yes BALLS ladies and gentlemen!!!

[MsLovelybones12]

BALLLLSSSSSSSS

[cloudeekd]

My god do i freaking love Bette!!! She is sooo amazing. I laughed so hard at this...BAALLLLSSSS!!!!!!!

[spadetheaceforme]

lol...wheelchairs and BALLS......lol...only Bette......lol

[talbab1994]

@kimashton Bette, mermaid and Balls- now that's entertainment!! LOL

[RandomTalkingMonster]

sexercise :)

[Puff154]

Balls are the solution. :-D

[lovedapizza]

HAHAAHA I LOVE HER jokes

[StoneyEnd444]

yo look at her face bahahhha

[HughesMob]

she is awesome

[barrymorestreep]

hahahha great

[nancyboysnz]

the "balls" she is referring too is apart of the Maori Culture in New Zealand and they are called Poi. Poi are used apart of Maori Cultural performance by females.

[100Cheerleader]

She is HILARIOUS!!!

[RavenOnnix]

LOL she's hilarious. the four of them had to have practiced that like crazy to not die laughing!

[hell5309]

If anything, they practiced to the point where it was no longer funny.

[moochie987]

oh my i have some of those lol got them 3 yrs ago in hawaii..

[NellieLovett1995]

Happy Birthday Bette!!! :D

[CHERADICTO]

DIVA!

[Farrlap]

they toitally ripped off the maori

lol

Maori have had "balls" for years but they're called poi

[SeattleGLAM]

I wouldn't say she 'ripped them off'. Bette was born and raised in Hawaii - she's had them in her act for years, and they're called poi balls there, too.

[hell5309]

Thank God she didn't rip off their balls.

That would have sucked.

[rgrmatt69]

were there seriously mermaids in wheel-chairs? LOL

[leoma1985]

i am soooooo confused YET oddly ENTERTAINED!!!

LMAO

[crazziii]

OMGosh I remember this from when I was little. This made me fall in love with her.

[sgarlone]

I'm just back from Las Vegas where I saw the show of Bette performing now. She is absolutely Fantastic!!!

[AlexaBabyy5]

i saw this in kiss my brass i was only 12 but very funny.

[di5n33]

o....m....g..... How RANDOM hahahaa

[fjays]

What.. the.. hell?

[hockeyham3]

I saw this show live...whatever year it was....90 something maybe. It was a riot! Love Bette!

[AndyAdrenaline14]

That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever watched or heard!

She is hilarious!

[henleyst]

Don't cha just LOVE the poppa wheelies? Kind of makes you want to get your own chair - ha

those Harlettes are awesome, funny as all get out too

[imstillpurple]

I watched this when I was feeling really shitty one day, and laughed my ass off. How the hell can I watch a pair of fake balls being swung around like that and still feel down??  "Ballin To The Oldies!!! Woooo!"

[ragazzo1976]

FAN-TAS-TIIIIIIICCCCC!!!!!

[StoneyEnd444]

woo funny ladyy

[savannahts]

pois are actually easy with practice.

[vxhorusxv]

who knew Bette was a poi boi?!

[Celestialdome]

I love how she makes fun of the random exercise equipment comercials that play non-stop at eight in the morning that you're forced to watch if you're home with strep.

[RL789]

What is that by the way, ropes?

[fanofalice2]

she plays with balls!

[RL789]

how in the hellll did they do that at 1:31???

[hell5309]

Mentally, I put myself in this as coming on as an aged merman king who juggles cantalope melons.

[ModernitySlays]

"they cant take away my dignity!!!" and she's in this mermaid costume talking about balls, lol. brilliant

[hell5309]

Who or what is Mrs. Paul?

[stphncrmr]

It's a company that sells fish products, like fish sticks.

[natatata88]

baaaaaaaals)))))))))))

great performance!!Bette is adorable and so divine!!LOVE IT

[EMPRESS0FIRELAND]

Mama Empresso is most impressed! SHE IS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE DIVINE ONE!!  Toodles

[Lowensteinova]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD omg Bette youre so divine! :D

[StoneyEnd444]

she does the most random shit! its awsome!

[bassandguitarguy]

Laughter is the best medicine! Thanks to Bette for years of belly laughs, great music, movies! - Today 12-01-08 is her 63rd Birthday - she's 63 going on 13...........

[sixthenergy]

*giggles insanely* WTF? this is extremely weird but entertaining and omg i wish i could see a Bette Midler concert

[StoneyEnd444]

this is sexually awsome.

[AlexaBabyy5]

this is from kiss my brass concert..cuz i saw this.

[fantastic2008]

shes fanny....

[MislaidAlbum]

Wheeeeeeeeee!

[MJtjedaementje]

Hahaha! I love this video! I tried it myself at home. It was harder than I thought, I hit myself all the time! :P

[fengfipe]

Maybe we weird, mayby we've just got good taste! I've loved her since 1977. She is just the best and the greatest of them all!!

fengfipe, Denmark

[operastar1994]

Bette is my idol of all time and i am only 14 people think i am weird but i just say well at least she is better than the spice girls and she can sang i hate the spice girls there crap.

[lovebettemidler]

I just want to ask... Does anyone know what the "strings" to the balls are made of? I've done balls in my textile craft but the strings got to thin...

[proudmary4ever]

When they were sold during her "Miss Millennium" tour in '99, it was 3 thick yarn pieces braided together.

[lovebettemidler]

okay!! Thanks! I'll try again :P

[lovebettemidler]

I borrowed this from the library today!!! It's really good!!!! I want this movie/show in a better quality! In the movie I watched there was a stripe coming up all the time and the sound was bad :(

[thepoiboy]

a one-hand butterfly!?!?! good job bette!

(wow)

[samantharox1327]

hehe i love delores delago!

[kiwidiva]

Bette Midler has spoofed Maori dances in her classic spectacles on stage before, even doing the New Zealand poi-ball dance in "authentic" costume in previous performances.

This is from her new show in Vegas, "The Showgirl Must Go On" - it is BAD on so many levels!

Yeah, thousands will see this show - but there's no respect for the mana of poi!

[MikeICoN]

Good at poi... Hahahahahaaaa!  Heh.

[lovebettemidler]

She's so good with her balls! My friend goes around and screams "BALLS!" XD :P

[dmwhs07]

this is awesome!!

[ahsatanllesob]

i love these things! I actually found a place online to buy them. I'm gonna get some! XOXO-natasha

[CUPCAKE69456]

SHE IS THE BEST

[yeukelduck]

I thought poi was from New Zealand not Hawaii... Well either way it doesnt matter, shes good. How does she do that one where their both in the same hand going different directions?

[virtualrocko]

it is m8. its called a one-handed butterfly... check out homeofpoi for lessons

[AlexeiKowalski]

Shes good at poi

[operastar1994]

Bette midler is the best hats own of my fav patr of the show when she playes delores. shwe rocks operastar1994

[putasuzia]

I forgot Bette can do poi balls. She IS from Hawaii you know.

[wiguy2007]

I saw this concert live!!!! it was awesome.

[Joshlemizrahi]

Such Energy! Such Talent! Such Balls !!!!

[boyline]

Crazy woman - fortunately :)

(she's got a smart figure here!)

[danameshollywood]

it is so funny and she is so talented

[mariah777carey]

bwhaahahahahahahahah!

[muhie711]

OMG she is freakin' brilliant!

[om92555]

Calling Mrs. Paul!!! love it!!! Thanks.

[spikejunior]

who is mrs Paul? i always thought is was Mrs Pole - but still don't know what that means.

[om92555]

Mrs. Paul's fish!! Just trying a little bit of humor. I love Bette

[spikejunior]

Not being located in the US, I don't know that brand. Thanks for the info.

[samantharox1327]

what does that mean?

[vitajoergensen]

Hey! Wow.. my depression is suddenly gone.... hahaha.

[imightjustbeinsane]

This just got me out of the "muddy bank of degredation". ROFL. XD

[andyeyecandy]

hahaha bloody brilliant !

[IsntSheDivine]

YES!!!!i love the Poi Balls!

[maximal29]

HILARIOUS LFMAO LOL^^