Jay And Silent Bob Lightsaber Battle

[Deavi783]

This is better than the Star Wars prequels.

[arago999]

37 people dont like the cock knocker

[LopezFam4Productions]

Man was I glad that Mark didn't get.....cockknocked.

[LopezFam4Productions]

I think George Luca gonna sue somebody!

[TheBoheri]

hey yo bitchface!.......call me dark balls! BOOONNGG!!

[DrStrangefate]

"Chaka!! CALL OFF DAWSON, WILL YA!!??"

Hahahahaha! Hamill is too boss.

[Zenzaki]

anyone know the song when Jay comes out with the dual bong sabers?

[SynysterUchihaA7X]

They call me.....darkballs.....BONG!

[gt57298]

fuck what movie is this in ?

[srt4pwr]

@gt57298 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[bb72975]

37 people got punched in the cock by Cockknocker.

[DaneYoussef]

Oh, I get it. This is a perfect honorary tailored part for Hamill. Smith wrote this specifically for him to show the hallmarks of his career--a mixture of his role as The Trickster in "The Flash," The Joker in "Batman" and "Star Wars." It's nice that Smith gave him this here--showing off what he can do and what he has been doing for decades.

Sad.... most people don't even know of his more recent accomplishments.

[MH90]

"Hey, that wasn't in the script!"

Right, like everything up to that point was.

[DesertDragon96]

Its like Joker and Luke Skywalker stubbled inside the teleporter from The Fly

[Demithegoddess]

"Don't Fuck with a Jedi Master son!" Best line in any movie ever! OMG!!!

[Polymorphable]

This video has sucked 37 dicks.

[peewenkz80]

don't F**K with the JEDI MASTER son!!! lmfaoooooo

[Webzlinger]

I love how you can hear the Joker is Hamil's laugh.

[GlasgloClown]

silent bob used the power of the blunt!!!

use the power of the weed!!

[jektezak]

This was my favorite scene in the movie, and yes I clapped when the film asked for applause!

[crazychadmb]

bong saber, nootch

[xalwine]

@1:57 

[thecrow795]

blunt man:yea i got last words u bust chronic's balls prepare to die

[leo11lim]

BEST BANGCOCK EVER

[southerncajuncharm]

Dont fuck with a Jedi Master son is the GREATEST movie line of all time!

[TheErasmus93]

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

Chronic is my hero 

[898doffo]

"Uhhhh........Snoochie Boochies?.........." :P

[beethovenboy]

How have I never seen this!?

[Brittonsp]

@beethovenboy These movies don't get a wide screening and, as such, are relatively unknown.

[JediMaster101796]

Don't Fuck with the Jedi Master SON!

[DukeNukem96]

@JediMaster101796 hahahaha i fuckin died lol

[Jawsphobia]

Who the hell is Ty Head?

[pete1210able]

Don't fuck with the joker son !

[Demithegoddess]

"Don't fuck with a Jedi master son!" LMAO!!!!! Best line of any movie ever.

[Metaalhoofdje123]

I wish i had a bong saber...

[SimpleKindOfMan604]

@Metaalhoofdje123 Me too man, me too...

[CMDRKillsalot]

Mark Hamill doing his Luke Skywalker character doing his Joker character! Brilliant!

[MyNational88]

snoochie boochies

[darkman30200]

b...b...but i want a bong saber D:

[richyl23]

BONG!!!!

[GreyRook28]

I found it great that he somewhat used his Joker voice for this role

[browncoat697]

I hear The Joker in so many spots.

[JackFriedRice]

"DANCE PIE FUCKA"

[themurph2000]

Oooh, you are NOT upstaging me, Van Der Beek! :-D

Hamill's got such a good sense of humor about all of this. Can't wait to see what he does on Chuck this season.

[IAMWBH3]

Best parts at 2:01, 2:15 and 3:14

[Azrael20k]

JOKER LAUGH!!!

[MrJokersMadhouse]

its awesome that kevin smith (silent bob) writes comics and has done batman before and mark hamill voices the joker in batman cartoon and this scene about bluntman is spoofing batman :D XD

[Shane21111990]

@MrJokersMadhouse and star wars ofc. cant forget that hahaha

[theflyleaffreak]

booooNNNNNGGGGGG



[Skrileks]

France loves Jay & Silent Bob !!!

[Koala675]

i want that hat silent bob has

[peewenkz80]

exactly folks. don't fuck with the JEDI Master. hahahahaha! LMAO!

[ironballs16]

O_O He's doing the Joker voice!

[Vampire1effect]

yo bitch fist gotta fucking love it

[DJScorpion234Forever]

I love this scene, when I saw Mark Hamill pop out, I was like "Holy shit, it's the Joker!" And then he laughed and then I thought "Oh yeah, this is gonna be good." One of my favorite scenes in the movie, Mark Hamill, Kevin Smith, and Jason Mewes were funny as hell.

[Lichbane1]

actually silent bob does say some stuff, but when he does he is actually pissed off...

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Lichbane1 or when he has an interesting point to make.

[themillieblog]

Kevin Smith may not say much as Silent Bob, but he makes the BEST facial expressions that speak for many words.

[xwingx1gt]

Best. Villian. EVER!!!

[madhaseo8]

that laugh

[ikesp8895]

Look kids! It's Mark Hamil playing Cloud Strife!

[Rougamaru]

@ikesp8895 NICE! (I'm amazed no one thought of that sooner!)

[HenryConway007]

Am I the only one who prefers Cock-Knocker to Luke Skywalker?

[brighton1968]

@HenryConway007 Yeah, Lucas should re-edit the Star Wars trilogy, remove Skywalker and replace him with Cock-Knocker!

[HenryConway007]

@brighton1968 Certainly “Star Wars” would’ve been a much better film if done that way.

[Terneyah]

hilarious xD

[WRK004]

Jay had it coming. I mean asking a guy with a huge fist why he's called Cock Knocker deserves this to happen to them.

[joshliamdunne]

Mark Hamill, playing himself, playing a character in a knock-off of Star Wars, the film he is famous for, while also using the voice he used to voice The Joker in Batman: The Animated Series?

I just had a nerdgasm.

[FEARSWTOR]

@joshliamdunne I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

[seljeks]

@joshliamdunne Also looking like The Trickster for which Mark Hamill also provided the voice for. Just look up "Three Superheroes Walk into a Bar" and the first video should be it!

[Minecrafter3331]

@joshliamdunne  He is from Star Wars Actor name luke skywalker pretty much i think u know

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@Minecrafter3331 he's a fucking legend too

[arklop5]

@joshliamdunne "the film he is famous for"

Corvette Summer?

[TheMilyMiracles]

@joshliamdunne FOR REAL. I saw this movie in the theater and thought my head was going to explode from the Nerdgasmic intensity.



[WigginsPete]

And then the universe imploded by from the collision of sheer AWESOME.

[Splatford]

duck pie fucker !!!! lmao

[BigO2daG]

Bitchfist xD

[relo999]

34 people had there cock knocked

[VGAfanatic]

Kevin Smith clearly made this cameo happen with both Skywalker and Joker in mind.

[daralzand]

mark hamill still has the skills.

[bliskit66]

this is the greatest

[Demonicnemesis]

0:36 joker laugh

[ZenPsyko]

I didn't know 1:15 was a Mallrats refference until after I watched mallrats. That and "chocolate covered pretzel."

[JonathanBloggs]

Don't fuck with the aspect ratio son

[bigchunn]

The Cock-Knocker! What a name lol and to have the Jokers voice makes my day every time I watch this movie!

[jumpinjax2]

And how the Trixter, played by Mark Hamill on The Flash, was the basis of his Joker voice in the first place :)

[LawrenceSouljah]

Joker Voice, I came a little.

[bkev93]

I love how he basically uses his Joker voice for this appearance.

[Spaztique]

Something tells me that the whole reason Kevin Smith made this film was so he could have a lightsaber duel with Mark Hamill... That clever, clever son of a bitch.

[daralzand]

close your eyes...and imagine the jokers face.

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

You are not upstaging me Vanderbeek!

[BloodJunkieFireFly]

NOT AGAIN!!!!

[ColoradoSamurai]

I hear a hint of Joker ;) gotta love Hamill

[JackTheGreat1100]

@INKASANT LMFAO!, Nice

[GreystoneMedia]

Not again.... 3:14 LMFAO XD

[AethosDkaari]

Thumbs up for [APPLAUSE]

[HowManyTimes234]

Gotta love that Joker laugh.

[AmbroseKurt]

Duck, Pie Fucker!

[stingerhead666]

what the hell is this???

[axel91370]

"I think george lucas gon' sue somebody" XD

[Hoovmoney]

YO BITCH FIST. Call me DARTH BALLS. BOOONNGGGGG.

[Curttehmurt]

Fan-Made eh?

I think Kevin Smith Gonna Sue Somebody!

nah whatever I don't care

[KingVashan1367]

*cuts off hand* Not again

[Trevguy00]

I love the Joker laughs he throws in. =D

[chrisloUSA]

Awesome clip, awesome movie. Punch him in the nuts FTW!!!

[TheLegendaryDelta]

if joker and luke skywalker made a love child together they make cock knocker :D

[tfrye1227]

i love how you can hear mark's joker voice and laugh

[11Sweeneytodd]

call me darth balls.....BONG

[epwnda]

You are not upstaging me, Van Der Beek!

[bluetoaster8822]

Mark Hamill truly is an ace actor.

[theoneandonlysarab]

"Uhmmm,  Snootchie Bootchies?"

[nabilzh]

That is the best scene in the movie! Too bad I didn't get a chance to see it in theaters.......I wonder how the audience reacted to Mark Hamill and the Star Wars reenactment?

[edr777]

@nabilzh As I recall, when the caption came up saying "It's Mark Hamill, Applause!" only about 10 people in the theater I was in clapped (including myself!). Some of the younger people also said "who is Mark Hamill" and I had to restrain myself from getting up and slapping them. Those of us who were old enough and got it where laughing our butts off. ;)

[nabilzh]

@edr777 Righteous man!....(Whispering) Righteous!

[Knight121198]

you know wats really funny mark got more skillz here then whden he fought vader lol

[Apophisguard]

Mark Hamill - the best evil laugh EVER!!!!

[Yougothorde]

cock knocker

[worldindo1]

DIE PIE FUCKER!!!

[zombieslayer2003]

@worldindo1 It was "duck", not "die". :)

[jwicklun]

Holy shit its the Joker.

[Enk64]

Ha ha, he looks like Syndrome fom the Incredibles.

[INKASANT]

33 Dudes Disliked This Because They Got Their Cock Nocked :D

[pubpukeNfight]

The joker laugh...lol

[randystephenson]

Cool to see Mark Hamill making fun of his most famous role.

[romkenshin]

snoochie boochies

[c0ckNockeR]

woooooo!!! awesome scene =D

[mwong666]

oh jesus, Mark Hamil in a ridiculous costume has made my day

[majorscarr]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...my ballssss......................­..........nice catch bob darth balls hahahahahahahahahahahaha my lungs

[EMUmonster]

"Don't fuck with a jedi master son"

Thats my favorite part of the movie.

[Rakored6978]

I bet if Luke Skywalker would have turned to the Dark Side, that's how he would speak

[Torterra625]

@Rakored6978 He obvious couldn't "hand"le todays lightsaber fights.

[suedebear]

"dont fuck with the jedi master, son!"

LMFAO

[A86]

@suedebear - I wonder how many Star Wars fanboys jizzed their pants to hear Luke Skywalker say that? I know I did. Lol!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Not again..."

[ShaDHP23]

Joker and Luke in one!

[LegionOf3]

He did the voice of Muska in Castle in the Sky. :)

[jonidimo]

@KiLLeRMiKe632 because he was

[castilogne]

0:38 i laugh every time.

[ohsodreary]

"You are not upstaging me, Vanderbeak!"

[iq12212]

darth vader:the balls is strong with this one 

[SidNightWalker]

You don't fuck with The Joker, or Mark Hamill.

[xburner337]

33 ppl miss the like button!

[pg13superstar]

"George Lucas Gonna sue somebody!!"

[thevillageyid]

lol, I love how the lightsaber dildo jizzes at the end of the fight.

[retro331]

snoochie bootchies

[baldylocks2009]

"Call me Darth Balls BUUUNNNNNNGGGG!!!" LOL!

[pg13superstar]

@baldylocks2009 "Good Lord" XD

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Dance, pie fucker!"

[southerncajuncharm]

Dont fuck with a Jedi Master

[sliver1992bullet]

"any last word before i but ur balls, bluntman." love it

[retro331]

yo BitchFist, call me darth Ballz,

[bowarrful]

lol love his joker laugh.

[jedimasterkyle]

hahahaha dont fuck with a jedi master son!

[xlrwolf10]

have to wonder if darth maul ever smoked his lightsaber

[jackass311]

i love mark hamill's little laugh after he's like "They call me the ... COCK KNOCKER, hee hee!" hahahaha, this scene right here made this one of the coolest movies ive ever seen

[gary83uk]

damn these white boys can't fight!

[Shinomori127]

i'll never get tired of hearing that laugh... patented joker laugh!

[2S2BMachinima]

Lot of people associated with Batman here. :D

Bluntman & Chronic/Batman & Robin, Silent Bob (Kevin Smith, an occasional writer for DC Comics) with a Batman-esque cap, Mark Hamill using his Joker voice, Paul Dini (writer for Batman: TAS) as a cameo [not in the video].

Epic.

[heresjohny32]

fucking awsome this is aint it mike

[oneall14]

holy shit the jokers laugh

[xlrwolf10]

@oneall14 he did the voice for joker in the batman cartoons and the recent batman game

[csikcs]

"Not again..." Man poor Mark Hammil deserves better than this but hey he's joker in the batman cartoon he's got carreer.. I guess..

[Cyanidesin]

I love Mark Hamill. Hes such an underrated actor, an amazing voice actor, and he can laugh at himself sometimes with his parodies.

[ChaosMaster7]

So silent bob wearing a cap with batman like ears fighting mark hammil in a lightsaber battle. I see what you did there

[darrellkaiser11285]

0:38 That giggle... LOL

[Beholdthecoma]

Call me Darth Ballz-BONG!

[mrtylerdurden91]

dont fuck with the jedi master son

[PearlDante]

god i love this damn movie

[VGAfanatic]

Love Mark Hamill. Love the Cocknocker to death.

[Dannon0]

I think george lucas gonna sue somebody lol

[ayon849]

Call me dark ballz, ha ha lol

[TheMunchMaster]

darth balls u mean

[indyg1138]

thats one scary ass face at 0:37

[coolkill31]

haha rofl cock knocker