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  • thunmbs up for beau burnam

  • tampa hahahaha oh wait i like dallas...... shit

  • 0:40

  • @purpleshark97 RANT.

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  • Was that kassem kissing a dude. jizz

  • He's kinda hot ;)

  • Kassems penis is so small whenever he goes to take a piss its like he is trying to find waldo!!

  • i don't think i can watch your shit anymore it get's too gay

  • Song at 1:40 anyone knows it?

    Seems really really familiar....

  • fuck you theres no one with boobs, just checked

  • Kassem is HOT ;D

  • Music 1:40 what song is it?

  • kassem, you're so cute.

  • 1:34 lol I am Cuban, hilarious

  • whats going on at :40

  • I think YOU'RE good looking.

  • At 1:34 was I the only one who knew the background song was "Rant" By Bo Burnham?

  • @sallygirl2066 no its actually from imovie.

  • @sallygirl2066 Actually it's "Believe Me" by fort minor :>

  • @TheMakaso I know now it was "Believe Me". I didn't before. But Bo did use a sample from it.

  • It's funny how people actually think Kassem is gay

  • I like your nose...

  • KASSEMG IS the best nothings wrong with him just his oversized nose!

  • y u have bo burnam rant music on the part were u wondered y no1 complimented u or somthin

  • When he sang with the high pitch edit, I died laughing.

  • I kindof start thinking your gay.... no offence

  • ??

  • Song at 1:36

  • How many of you took the time to look for the one with the boobs...

  • i came here looking for the pikachu guy

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  • you saw raged against the machines!!! oh my god!!! Tom Morello is my favourite guitarist!!!

  • whats the name of the song at 3:38 to 3:46 anyone know???

  • @xASKINGxBLAKEx Fort Minor - Believe Me

    They are awesome :)

  • 0:58 was laughing soooooo hard xD

  • MUSE ARE GODS!!!!

  • ...all the seats at the sunday masses, filled with a massive mass of asses... bo burnham <3

  • Machine gun orangutan!!!! Can I keep it? PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASE?????!!!

  • are u fukin gay bro inow bros before hoes but dam

  • lol the hater comment was so funny hahhaha

  • my fav was the pedo bear

  • loved the matt koval theme :)

  • Kassem is such a natural at being a sarcastic dick. lol That's why I watch the show.

  • Soooo funnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!

  • Woop Woop a fellow Buccaneers fan even though they suck.

  • KassemG, are you gay?

  • what kind of douche wears sunglasses on inside....

  • i miss john fucking na

  • 1:44 epic fail.... guys in the mirror:P LOL

  • I think your good looking...

    

  • @kimsuey08 really??????????????

  • @thewonder990 why couldnt u message him that?

  • YEAH BO BURNHAM WOOOO he is great

  • 3:40 bottom one in the middle

    :D

  • Where was the fucking blonde girl

  • @methupwnzlol bo burnham rant

  • BO BURNHAM

  • you were right, it is the one with the boobs...

  • hey i think ur attractive

    

  • What was the music starting at 1:38?

  • all witty bullshit aside, i LOWE YOU

  • whats the song at 1:41??

  • @xtdremzny believe me by fort minor

  • @xtdremzny Fort Minor - Believe Me

  • Why are you so attractive Kassem?

  • I am jealous that you got to see Rage Against the Machine!

  • All that video, and nothing of Muse...... What a fuckin' shame.

  • This is like a funny version of rwj tbh :)

  • KassemG nose how to make a pedophile feel uncomfortable !

  • sweatin till kassem's clothes come off WAIT WAIT NOOO KEEEP THEM ON KASSEM.!!!!!

  • KassemG you are the most funny youtuber!

  • Mediocre films ftw

  • I actually think this is one the best shows on the internet. Seriously!

  • LOL too funny!

  • You are so good at your shrill screams. Hot damn.

  • Wolf eat plad

  • Well because Kassem told me so....

  • You can see boobs at 4:11 right next to kassems left arm. the video is titled "Never pass off an asian chick".

  • hahah. just saying, awesome reference to 2001: a space odyssey 

  • The happy birthday part was funny lol

  • Kassems nose is bigger than Jay-Z's.

  • what's that song at 1:41? I think it's a song but can't remember what it is

  • kassem's really cute XD

  • 8====D

    that is all

  • 0:59 hahaha tht sounds so funny xD

  • The background he uses from 0:33-1:09 is the same one that RWJ uses at the end when the girl is showing off the 'shirt'

  • whats that song playing at 1:42 ????

  • @therealadisa it's 'fort minor - believe me'

  • It sounds like vinny is taking a shit

  • Go buccaneers!

  • WHAT SONG IS AT 1:35? thanks

  • @kleenexofdoom remember the name -fort minor

  • @kleenexofdoom i dont think it is remember the name, i'm pretty sure its rant by bo burnham

  • 3:41 Middle of the bottom row! :D Me!!!

  • Kassem G Makes out with old men (True fact)

  • pause-unpause-pause-unpause-Fu­ck Yeah!

  • "TOO MUCH DICK!" ROFL

  • @TheLMBOX it's a song called Rant by Bo Burnham.

  • @TheLMBOX That sounds like the opening to the song Believe Me by Fort Minor.

  • What is the song at 1:35?

  • @TheLMBOX I think it's a loop on garageband.

  • @TheLMBOX its the song rant by bo burnham but he made it on garageband so it's probably on there too..

  • hey giys plz help me wats the song at 1:35 plz helllp

  • Kassem are you gay or bi?

  • KassemG sits down when he pees and always pisses on his nutsack

  • KassemG makes fake Facebook accounts so he can have questions for his videos...

  • KASSEM SHOUD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER GETTING A NOSE JOB TO STOP ALL THE INSULTS................ but then again, we would still have his small penis to insult

  • i show up twice. :3

  • KassemG makes pedophiles feel uncomfortable.

  • @SHIFTYMCSHIFT21

    i feel just fine. :)

  • anal probe at 2:33 xD

  • KassemGs mom died during childbirth when his nose started crowning.

  • @Askefasto THANKS! m8 :)

  • 3:40 but i hate melonsss!

  • 0:40 what am i watching

  • WHERE THE F*CK IS DEREK?!?!?

  • Why do I gotta help keep this shitty show running? Its because I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!!!

  • Fuck yo couch nigga bring john na back, vin reminds to much of that guy who raped me in prison

  • Ey! Do Some1 know the song at 1:36 ?:)

  • why wont you bring jon na back? it makes me saaaaddddd:(

  • so now the number of guys you have kissed is more then the number of girls

  • Kassem is like his dick... Doesn't get any action

  • Kassem is attractive though.

  • kassem would kill himself, but he cant get the Noose around his nose

  • @tyrock55 I loled at that :P

  • What's the song at 1:44

  • @SquareBowlcut it's "Rant" by Bo Burnham except it's the background music

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  • the only difference between KassemG and elmo is elmo needs a hand up his as to speak, KassemG just prefers one.

  • 8===-

  • kassem g has jon na locked in his basement

  • Kassems nose is so big that when he is taking a shit he sticks his nose out the air vent

  • I rewinded and paused, but i saw no boobs :(

  • sweet imovie song at 1:40

    thats just embarassing, Kassem

  • BUT I HATE MELONS...................

  • BO FUCKING BURNHAM IN A FUCKING ASK KASSEM!

  • What's the song at 1:37?

  • stop kissing guys

  • love the random pic of yu and michael gallagher at 0:40 <3

  • damn it Kassem! there was no picture with boobs i looked...6 different times

  • Kassem's Pen1s is so small and insect can't suck it.

  • Kassem is like a vaccum cleaner. He sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.

  • Haha a Laker game in the middle of summer/in the middle of the lockout.

  • Kassem, why didn't you tell my sister happy birthday?

  • FUCK planking

  • WAS THAT AN ENTROPIA SOUNDTRACK IN THERE??

  • dragonball z at 4:11 !!!

  • kassamG sucks his own dick for money opsss he doesn't have one

  • kassamG stole a porn stars mustache

  • FUCK YEAH, REPRESENT BUCS BABY

  • I would just like to take the time to let you know that kassem g is gay. Thats all thank you

  • Kassem how'd you grow your nose?

  • WHO IS THAT HOT GIRL AT THE END "

  • Kassem is smart, He nose everything. 

  • for the 50th episode kassem will shave his pussy...

  • Kassem, Don't wear glasses, it brings out your nose.

  • askkassem, he nose

  • i saw a surprised pedo bear

  • Im going to get a taco now, and when i come back i expect kassems nose to be normal size..

  • homo... nuff said

  • Why did you steal my machine gun?

  • before KassemG made a youtube account his actual name was Dick Smalls

  • Kassem G's nose is bigger then his penis was when he interviewed Kimber James...

  • Kassem G is not a person, his body is just a feature of his nose.

  • Kassem G's Nose is bigger then the debt ceiling...

  • can anyone plz tell me the name of the song playing at from 3:38 to 3:43?

  • brb, i need a shit

  • KassemG is Head of Marketing at Ralph's Grocery Store