Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris

[QuestionableVids]

chuck norris vs chuck norris = in extinction of the universe

[JavierTorresTV]

this is fake there can only be one chuck norris and thats chuck norris.

[cilcannonvryce]

man carpet. .....ahahahhaha

[TheKingbhavik]

the person who killed osama is chuck norris because he flick a bullet that made the bullet go for 13 years and shot osama at right time

[badassgamer202]

magicians can walk on water chuck norris can swim through land..... chuck norris can pull a wheelie on a unicycle..... chuck norris one faught superman just for kicks superman didnt have a second.....

[ismellahater]

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

[komotu68]

CHUCK NORRIS WON

[Anikan1005]

bald eagles aren't endangered.

[XDriftingkingx]

thumbs up if you thought he was wanking at the start

[XDriftingkingx]

thumbs up if you thought he was wanking

[Cowpwnz]

this cant be true, because there is only one chuck norris

[heartless776]

@Cowpwnz ur smart aint ya

[djdan151]

this is actually well funny :) gooooood goooood

[KPO848]

Terry is gay.

[25dragonraider]

if he fought bruce lee he would lose like he lost in return of the dragon

[FonnyPonny21]

I bet chuck norris wins.

[Wiseajayk1]

CHUCK NORRIS WINS!!

[123Ureadthishah]

Chuck norris is so cool he can't even lose to himself.

[MarcsLab]

210 people jack off because they can't get a girl at all.

[darkforestwarriors]

the top military base in the world is in chuck norris's back yard

[darkforestwarriors]

if i get 100 likes on this i will name my first born child chuck norris

[railstoot]

Chuck Norris versus God (unfair ... to God)

Chuck Norris versus Chuck Norris (Clash of the Titans)

[LegoInr]

@railstoot :D

[XErockmanX]

Chan Lee dos taekwondo and he is better then Chuck Norris

[ShanePlew]

This is insulting.

[XKarateKatX]

chuck norris would win

[HSSKxx12345]

wtf is wrong with this chuck norris hes a f**king dumb shit

[epicduckeh6]

6:50 that what happens when chuck norris bro fist some one

[TheWezel1995]

Chuck vs chuck? That'll be like an atomic explosion

[slayerT75]

from 1:05-1:15, god went hiding under his bed and the gates of heaven were closed..meaning those who were currently waiting all went to hell...all of u who went for bruce lee and are asian...i hope godzilla becomes chuck norris' tag team partner...like jtmunney...go chuck urselves

[KlarKman1000]

fucking idiots... Chuck Norris is a martial arts phenomenon, And Bruce Lee was assassinated by the Americans so that the other american martial artist would become the best in the world. And Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee's son wa salso assassinated by the americans, on a movie set, a UNLOADED gun was being used, when Brandon's back was turned that gun was SWAPPED with a LOADED gun.

[fablescape1]

diamond could NOT be scratched by any substance. Until Chuck Norris was born.

[TheEpicTank]

This is not possible, there is only ONE chuck norris

[xxxJTMunny777xxx]

GO CHUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!

[TheMsMETALscorpion]

actually if chuck Norris were to face himself the world would explode

[RobbyLite95]

there is only one person that could ever destroy Chuck Norris :( RIP Bruce Lee

[VictumRoManius]

Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris is like dividing something to Zero. O_o

[big4lego]

chuck yeah

[euyfdvfhj]

/watch?v=JeFpM2OEWPs -Even Chuck doesn't dare to laugh at the man with no names mule...

[bartfoppes]

wha t is wrong with kittens...?

[THEEDGEOFIDIOCY]

im more deadly than cigarettes

[RincrowTheOmnipotent]

Well we went fishing and ate barbecue. And then I kicked his ass.

This video has so many great lines.

[mrtundra45]

Tom Green?

[superaj22]

What I would like to see is Chuck Norris vs Gaben

[adrian55303]

and your winner is chuck norris

[hadi447]

This comment has been removed by CHUCK NORRIS.

[Aarondray09]

"I'LL LET YOU USE A MACHETE" HAHHAHAHHA

[GruberKrinkle47]

not funny

[randomancrossoverfan]

1:11 chucks screem broke everything in my house...and my house...and my entire body...ow...

[MrZulusniper]

Rocky vs chuck

[abeliansylluk]

matate culiao

[SuperRedbaron221]

3 minutes after he posted this video, the navy seals, MI6, and texas rangers stormed his house and killed him. Mossad was at home because it was saturday

[Sacklar]

British Military Intelligence don't take their orders from the Queen... eh...

[Sacklar]

This show is just :/

[armydudeboy]

there may only be one chuck norris and your screwd i you inmatate him

[wangsta231]

cod doesn't mean comedy on demand it stands for call of duty. dumbass...

[lpskbmx]

i will let u throw the first punch

no

first 25

no

lol

[23xwafle5]

this is madness!!!there can only be one chuck norris!!

[randomancrossoverfan]

@23xwafle5 NO HTE UNIVERSE WILL EXPLODE FROM THE SHEER AWESOMENESS!!!!!!

[tysswe1]

Norris vs Norris will happen at the begining of 2012, when the world goes under! Norris vs Norris= yin & yang!

[alexoprel]

˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥ punoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[ismellahater]

@alexoprel The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

[NONAME1838]

@alexoprel i did a head stand to read your comment

[MrBearRoars]

Terry is now extinct due to Chuck Norris.

P.S. Chuck must not know about the Spetsnaz.

[PwnageGobeProduction]

if chucks punches colided and did that what would happen if roundhouse kicks colided?

Would the universe explode?

leave a reply

[AngustheNug]

if only he would have faced Eastwood yeah baby!

[bangbangboys09]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[TheUnlifeExile]

so that expalins hiroshima.

[GibyForce5]

bruce lee would chop off chuck norrisez balls and eat them for sushi

[Georggg16]

MI6 is the best. Easy... wow... this is what it feels like to defy the guy who killed two stones with one bird.

[meteor4163]

The big bang is a result of a Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris fight. Everything in the universe is Chuck Norris minus Chuck Norris. Because infinity minus infinity is an unspecified quantity which could be equal to anything.

[SuperRedbaron221]

@donutplay XD

[BroadcastingRS]

You wanna know why this man is already dead?

Reason: Chuck Norris.

[macrochipss]

C.O.D isnt Comedy On Demand, its Call Of Duty!

[liamdudeeee]

@macrochipss its not Call Of Duty, its Cock Of Dooty

[FreelancerRNC]

@liamdudeeee

arby: chief what did you do with call of duty

Cheif: itz th3re c4nt y0u see c0ck of do0ty 4

[liamdudeeee]

@FreelancerRNC lol



[MrDiezombiesdie]

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[grubjoey]

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LMFAOOOO! MADE MY DAY! XD!

[1mazarel]

how is this even possible? oh wait, chuck norris

[1mazarel]

how is this even possible? o wait, chuck norris

[evilkyo66]

i'm sorry but bruce lee would tear chuck apart if he was still alive but i'll refrain from saying anything more because i don't wanna get roundhouse kicked in the face by the mighty master chuck norris xD

[MrViltsukka]

Gordon Freeman cuts Chuck Norris in two with a piece of bread.

[donutplay]

chuck norris would never fight himself, he would bring peace and reproduce, and create an entire army to take over the world

[YamhaEx440]

You better be ready. chuck won't like this. He will RH kick you in the BACK of the face.

[kakusger]

@therealdude100 im so scared right now

[100microsoftsam]

fuck you chuck norris is going to kick you in the face

[TheKoshe]

only Chuk Norris can beat Chuk Norris, but there can't be 2 Chuk Norris, even when he looks at the mirror, he can't anything Chuk Norris is only one :D

[kyotochristian00]

HEY EVRYONE when chuck norris looks at the sun the sun goes blind. LMAO

[ZnakeLover]

Winner: Chuck Norris!

[bodygardc2]

Isen't it 1.689-1 because if chuck noris wins he gets a point and if he lose second side gets a point so; hi loses and wins!!!

[cookiemonst3r171]

wow gay doesnt even look like chuch norris

[Reluctanttreehugger]

Not going to fight you Chuck...... ever.

Smart man

[SirKingCobra]

brave man.................

[TheAnonymouslyknown]

...Obviously this isn't Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris... The universe will cease to exist if such a thing happened...

[VampireKitten1994]

*hides from chuck norris and searches 'find chuck norris' on google*

[naterd13]

@VampireKitten1994 wow >.>

[t9man9]

What would happen if Chuck Norris used his own hair fertilizer?

[SuperAmazingsinger]

1,688 - 1 bizznitch!!! bruce lee snapped his neak

[luxors1919]

@SuperAmazingsinger This deserves 1,688 more thumbs up

[nejckra]

@SuperAmazingsinger

Then why is Bruce Lee dead and Chuck alive?

[SuperAmazingsinger]

@nejckra because god was afraid that bruce would take over the world so he had to take bruce out

[sheametsfan6]

@SuperAmazingsinger That was a staged movie.

[ChrisXPZ]

1,688 - 1 actually... though that's debatable, cuz bruce lee died... probably a long term effect of one of Chuck's roundhouse kicks to the face.

[SuperAmazingsinger]

@ChrisXPZ nope god was afraid that bruce would become too powerful and destroy the world so god took bruce out

[wooblyjelly]

@ChrisXPZ Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee and split him in half. They are now known today as Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

[clemboy500]

Comment Removed by Chuck Norris

[MrJr1302]

Chuck Norris does not approve of this message.

[ChadzTalk]

nolan ryans son used to be my neighbor

[Zoroark7]

7:25 Chuck Norris approved!

[sparta101ification]

next he should fight jackie chan :D

[theallstarmat]

chuck norris vs chuck norris is like weegee staring at himself in a mirror, the computer, my face, your face, your country and the universe would asplode.

[dxterious2341]

def not chuck norris just imitaters that epically FAIL cuz his godly-ness cannot be imitated

[mechazx300]

Everytime Chuck Norris Voids his bowels a Mushroom cloud is designated.

[Unit645]

If there were 2 Chuck Noriss' the universe would implode. Its simple logic.

[Valentinnus]

if this was rlly chuck norris my tv would have exploded like usual.

failfakes >_>

[Xgen6]

0:17-0:20 looks like hes masturbation lol

[COMMANO38]

this... is dumb, its a disgrace to the real chuck norris!

[dxterious2341]

@COMMANO38 definetly these guys should be ashamed

[eldude123456789]

one time chuck norris had sex in a truck and one of his sperms escapedinto the engine

we now know this truck as optimus prime

[tommapar88]

The day that chuck norris battles chuck norris, the vatican will have a new messiah.

[omegakratos123]

Chuck Norris VS Chuck Norris !? They will destroy the universe !

[NSPcrazYKABK112]

Who will win in a fight, Patrick Swassy or Billy Mayes? Chuck Norris

[CCBAfilms]

Cloning is banned for 1 reason:

If Chuck Norris was to face a clone and both roundhouses met in a blow, the power it would exert would be equal to, Y=BOOM

Y being Norris's feet.

BOOM meaning the Big Bang.

[MrMustangElite]

you guys fail at life id love to see you fight chuck norris run check every entry point three times then look up DEAD

[suckycumshot]

die die die imposter bastards die

[whitebarproductions]

the real chuck norris would roundhouse every living thing in that room

[SpinDashpro]

As much as a love Chuck Norris jokes, you guys are pretty stupid telling him that "Chuck Norris is going to get you."

[nessman21]

You may not think so but Chuck Norris will get you. He will find you when you are least expecting it and will beat the fuck out of you. You have crossed the line.

Hes gonna fuck you up.

[shadowofdread]

Is that the real chuck norris or is that someone pretending to be him?

[PIWI033]

@shadowofdread IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!

[froggermax]

chuck norris will kick ur ass so hard youll be shittin through a tube u fake bastard

[RoxusTheDarkOne]

Chuck Norris vs Wannabe is not a match to be included, bitch.

[huwgojones]

derivative shit.

[me128166]

Chuck Norris is related to EVERYTHING. I reached this from a MegaDeth video!!!

[dacjan321]

chuck norric vs chuck norris,

dam, the last thinm that really happend it caused the big bang

[djsubliminalreeve]

chuck norris caused hiroshima lol

[TheDylandProductions]

correction... 1,688 - 1... Bruce Lee PWNED Chuck!

[lostchanceman]

@TheDylandProductions Yeah but Chuck Norris got the last laugh

[TheDylandProductions]

@lostchanceman well, you'r right! :)

[SpartanLaser]

Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris? It's been predicted by Nostradamus that the world would end if such an event occurred.

[megatrondecepticon2]

chuck norris cant harmed by anything, not even a lightsaber.

[cpSeargant1000cp]

The best army is the Chuck Norris One Man Army

[TheMasterminds207]

punishment for impersonating chucknorris is death by CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS i fear for you

[StarWarsHalo3]

@TheMasterminds207 dued O_o there just making fun. :| no reason to go all Die Impersonator.

[TheMasterminds207]

@StarWarsHalo3 dued really it was just a joke no need to take this absurd humor literally O_o

[StarWarsHalo3]

@TheMasterminds207 Hey, I was saying that man! no reason to send me to the Firing Squad!

[h32956]

THIS IS THE REAL CHUCK NORRIS .. i can tell cos he is an OLD FART and fights like a girl so it must be CHUCK NORRIS ...

[undisputedchamp1986]

This dood is making fun of chuck Norris" anyone can tell he's not the real chuck norris, I can tell by the tone of his voice"

[Machinetti]

U SUCK!!!!!

[ger111]

oooh. this guy is sooo dead.

[nathanmellop]

Chuck norris's bag of mayo isnt really mayo..

[nathanmellop]

1:48 i have that headset

[angryace13]

this is so stupid.

[JimTheJames]

lol "Aside from being more deadly than cigarettes, I've got the hair and the beard." XD Epic

[XxKyleAndStanFGxX]

5:05 thumbs up if yo said "chi chi chi chia!" XD

[marvin90044]

@XxKyleAndStanFGxX No I said Ch Ch Ch Chuck Norris at 5:05

[longsought7]

If Chuck Norris ever fought himself, he'd win.

[supermant11]

That was amazing...

[NobleEagle1]

who will win Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris

[Whiteout888]

chuck norris's tears can cure cancer to bad he dosent cry  EVER!!!!!!

[Whiteout888]

when the boogyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for chuck norris

[Whiteout888]

chuck norris looked at this video then he blow up ur computer with a peanutbutter sandwich from long range and wash it down with some acid tea