Comfort Wipe

[braidsbraidsbraids]

WTF America seriously??

[DaRealBlubberyWalrus]

thats cool i guess

[smackknot]

"Being a big guy certainly has it's advantages, and it's disadvantages. This..is a good product."

What the fuck did that have to do with anything?

[coltonAPI]

too good to wipe your own ass?

HAVE WE GOT AN INVENTION FOR YOU!

[ladycplum]

What in the name of all that's decent and holy......

[Zavrick6969]

shit i thought i seen it all and if u need an extra 18 inches to wipe yer ass it time to lose weight

[FTFoodieCraft]

WTF? 0:45 THAT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE , HOW IS WIPING YOUR ASS EMBARRASSING? USING THAT SHIT IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING .

[XXXXX83XXXXX]

Extends your reach 18"...a lot of people have a difficult time reaching their ass?? LOL!!

[truth1nessinc]

I bought this for my GF, her G spot orgasms have really come along...I don't have the heart to tell her what it was really for...

[IsuckGamer]

Seriously man, these infomercials should begin with "Do you suck at life? Are a grown person and you fail to wipe your won ass?"

[gabrielleung]

@IsuckGamer Have you watched jacksfilms parodies?

[eatingthecolourgreen]

*dramatic shoulder clench*

[andreirocks1992]

and! it fits into your purse ;)

[50FittyCent]

WTF is up with the lady slipping into a horrible fake accent at 0:51?

[50FittyCent]

OMG when they showed some lady washing her back with something that looks eerily like the Comfort Wipe (0:21), for a minute there I seriously thought they were trying to say that the Comfort Wipe could also double as a back washer!!! Haha, sickkkk

[tommyg320]

who in the HELL needs help wiping their ass?

[iluv83vettes]

@tommyg320 Fat people. Like the guy in the video

[loner1878]

@tommyg320

Old people. 

[yanirawr]

thats why we have arms for ...

[PikiruMuzu]

this has got to be the wort invention of all time ._. if i saw one of these in my friends houses i would think it would be used for... something else

[retuy1234]

is this a dildo?..

[1RaRaKo]

Modern solution? More like LAZY solution!

"I'm sooooo tired of having to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom! If only someone would invent something to skip that step so I dont have to take 15 seconds out of my day to sanitize my hands!!!"

[tbrons72]

1:29 i'll give her a comfort grip to get out of the tub.

[SueJungle]

1:40 LOL, 

[11meow11]

What exactly are the advantages of being fat?

[happieroc]

@11meow11 He never has to worry about being full.

[packerfan748]

that looks more difficult

[l0LzUrz]

I don't know about you guys... but I can already reach my ass.

[weirddude42]

um... a dildo?

[squintstheninja]

"I'm too British to use the bathroom like a poor person."

This is proof that there is no just and merciful god.

[raichann]

ಠ__ಠ....

[mikeyjwf]

There's no way anyone's butt is getting thoroughly wiped with this thing.

[11srask]

is this a joke?! wow a tool for fat people i guess haha and what happens when you get poo all over it :/ FAIL

[vegasnegas111]

@epoxy321 Better than niggas

[kkcryant02]

I don't even know what to say to this...

[ChristineBStanley]

yea because using a wand to wipe your butt keeps ur dingnaty

[Wellmesh]

"Being a big guy certainly has its advantages..." oh yeah? does it? why don't you list those advantages for me.

[TaperedMomJeans]

Hey all! I'm the self proclaimed 'BIG GUY" at 0:40 & I'm here to say that no amount of money in the WORLD can silence me any longer. You heard it here 1st, from the horse's mouth: the COMFORT WIPE is a LIE! 1: It's NOT comfortable 2: it does NOT mold to the contours of your body & 3: I acquired a rectal infection due to errant fecal matter left behind from the Comfort "I SUCK AT" Wipe-ing! Perma skidmarks, lingering breakfast burrito BM stench, the works! COMFORT WIPE I WILL NOT BE YOUR WHORE!

[shaniaxrockxmom]

@TaperedMomJeans Your telling me bro, I thought this would end all my arse wiping woes when I saw the infomercial. I thought 'FINALLY! An invention that can manage the aftermath of them beer & guiness messy shits passing through my cornhole on a Monday morning 5mins before I have to leave for work & haven't got time for a shower'. Well I was wrong! This thing is actually incredible difficult to control. I ended up smearing shit all over my butt cheeks more than I would with standard TP.

[TaperedMomJeans]

@shaniaxrockxmom Woah, a kindred! I feel ya, dude! I was an out of work actor & my girth made it near impossible for me to do anything but commercial work as the token 'fatty'. I couldnt even hack it as a character actor. Now, from one beer swilling big guy to another, I also had some tech difficulties in the shitting dept. So, when CW came a callin, it was like Gabriel's trumpet! What I got was a measly $50, a butt like a frosted Devil's Food cake, & an eventual sphincter ass to ass transplant!

[kulo0903kid]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. this is just too much.

"Extends a full 18" inches!"

What do I need that for? To wipe the ass of the guy a stall over?

[Haloskulls117]

someone shoot these people

[pinkstewie]

the get a grip is what you use when you are having a really hard time reaching

[andretheshadow]

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE SHIT STICK!

[MrAsassin2698]

This is so stupid, it makes it even harder to wipe your butt

[GoRockQuads]

Oh, JaboOodyDubs...?

[MiotasSisceal]

1:13 "Or if you're someone who just doesn't want to touch dirty toilet paper, don't be embarassed." Unless you're doing your bussiness with someone else in the room, why should you be embarrassed to wipe your ass and wash your hands after? And if you're pooping with others and don't want them to laugh at your phobia of dirty toilet paper, just give them a reason to laugh at you as you reach your ass with an extended dildo. Either way, germs are still probably getting on your hands.

[NINJAxxPH0X]

What are the advantages of being a "big guy"? ._.

[50FittyCent]

@NINJAxxPH0X People mess with you less

[fortheloveofzina]

"it's as easy to use as a shower brush." OUCH!!

[kris1329]

Glorified dildo.

[THELOCUST234]

is this reall?

[MagicJohnsonHasAids]

There is not one advantage to being as fat as that man was.

[WolfTheGamer]

18 inches long? How far away is your ass?!

[RLAII]

If youre so fat that you cant wipe your own ass...it's time to hit the gym and put down the snickers bro

[bobbydylanio]

You still have to fold it though. it cant just stuff it in.

[mzzzhedison]

First of all, who still uses shower brushes?

[MisterPeetBull]

"Being a big guy has its advantages."

Like... well ok fuck it, I can't see my feet or even my dick, I am always short of breath, I never get pussy, I smell, diabetes, AND- I need a fucking stick to reach my asshole with TP. GOD DAMNIT

[wizenhiemr]

Finally!!!

[extremeeXrement1]

i get it if you buy the comfort wipe you really need to "get a grip"

[Mercurius]

So this is for ppl who are fucking scared to wipe their ass because they can get a bit of shit on their hand....that, AND if your reach is shorter than a FULL reach-a-round, which is rare to find! *facedesk*

[lrydude]

"It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters. The comfort wipe allows you to maintain your dignity..."

I don't feel like whipping your ass with a stick is too dignified.

[TheSpiralDownward]

Wow this is disgusting.

[Imabluntblowin]

so won't shit get all over it?

[movinfoward]

Show us how it works! I AM CONFUSED!

[eisfh]

"It's EM-BAR-ASS-ING to have someone help you with your PHER-SON-ALL MAH-TAS. The comfort wipe allows you to MAIN-TAHN your DIG-nah-T. While YA maintahn your PHERSONAL hygeeeeeeen."

[eisfh]

I need someone to demonstrate this.

[JonnyUnderrated]

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"...

[popos22]

now why would the camera guy wanna zoom in as the lady is getting out of a tub? oh thats right, its the same camera guy for poopy stick

[fruitblood]

..........I can't even make a witty comment about this, my mind is so fucked.

[Stephie2007]

How lazy do you have to be to use this?? REALLY?!

[XpoldingToast]

What? No travel size?

[SirShakeJunt]

But wait! Call now and we'll include a shit-handle bar so you can conveniently take out your pain and anger on a grip bar during you insanely enormous shit that your fat-ass created and needs to use an 18 inch pole to jam in your ass crack because your stubby arms can't reach! All for only $19.99!

[MyBloodbrother]

what do you do if you get shit on the tip of that thing wash it? if so seems like more work than its worth

[nohabody]

"Toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting, the Comfort Wipe is a modern solution".

Excuse me, but didn't you just attach toilet paper to the Comfort Wipe? How is it a solution if you're STILL using toilet paper? LOL Fail. Product is a fail.

[onLYbyMoon]

@nohabody lol good point

[ragnarok214]

@nohabody i think they meant to say wiping your ass using your hands is disgusting and archaic.

[TXNole10]

@nohabody Not to mention you still touch the part that touced your ass or other parts..lol

[Lightstrikers]

LOL

So the superrich are still not wealthy enough to hire a regular Butt-Wiper to the household staff?

[elkpointscanner]

no... just no....

[BrokenPHIxD]

right.. a stick designed to help you wipe yourself because you're incapable of doing so yourself helps you maintain your dignity...

wheres the dignity when a relative or a friend walks into the bathroom and sees THAT next to the plunger...

[MovieGuru251]

I just watched that informercial for like 10 times and I STILL don't know how it even works smh :P

[kbk182]

Haha we sell the Get-a-Grip where I work

[GetterRay]

The get-a-grip actually sounds useful.

[LuckyNinja]

It's important to me that bacteria-laden fecal matter doesn't come in contact with my weeping bedsores. I was worried when I reached 685lbs and could no longer reach around to wipe. With ComfortWipe, I need no longer worry about putting on additional weight.

ComfortWipe = FREEDOM

[arsenalfanshukri]

seems like a dildo....

[pouspoul]

FAIL! ..... We do not throw toilet paper into ... toilet!!! :P

[ThePhantom4516]

get a grip? sounds like get a life

[rosalielove11]

Looks more like a fucking big as dildo

[roadifier]

Toilet tissue is really archaic and disgusting... Really? If you don't like touching toilet paper, get a bday for your bathroom...

[epicfailguy2]

@ManBig4 you fucking cancerous piece of shit

[RhiannonMattingly]

If you got poop on itt...and u didnt know...It would mold for a while...ew the visual.

[speedofdark06]

Maintain your personal hygiene? Really? I'm pretty sure anyone with basic motor skills not living in the fucking paleolithic age can muster up the ability to stick a piece of paper in between their butt cheeks without getting shit all over their hand. Honestly you've got a better chance of smearing ass evacuation matter all over the tip of this thing...

[sweetgreggo]

At first I KNEW this was a joke but now I know it's not and I'm very confused about the future of our world.

[LovetheRainbow]

No thanks, I'll use my hand to grab the tipe paper and wipe my own ass.

[rosalielove11]

ALLOWS YOU TO MAINTAIN YOUR DIGNITY!!!??

Are you kidding me? I'm pretty sure keeping your dignity has nothing to do with wiping your butt.

[SourExplosion]

that old lady has such a brooklyn accent lol

[ReallySveet]

now we have things to wipe our Assseeeesss for us! definition of lazy

[thegreatersnake]

I'm bigger than that guy and I can wipe my own ass, I really think it would be more difficult to use a stick.

[Renskaz]

notice how she pauses after she says "maintain your dignity"?

[ScottyWheels]

Only Billy Mays could sell this...he's dead now, just like this product!!

[amyrosefan926]

its called ARMS

[Alexislaney]

Now, let's be honest. What if a family shared this? You know there's that one nasty person that would total miss their butt and get something on the stick... then that stick has to live in your bathroom, just waiting for you to touch it again? Gross.

[MrTurtlebonesteak]

why not just call it the anal wipe because we know what its ACTULLY used for

[cutekitty9487]

umm..you still need to fold the toilet paper to put it in o-o and its pretty funny they compare a poop holder to a back washer XD

[ITPsandstar]

"toilet tissue" ........ omfg LMFAO

[himemiya1650]

1:03 touching sh*t end with shoulder.... why?

[defencepurecc]

having a comfort wipe is like having a hand extention to jack off because your having a hard time reaching.

[SethiXzon]

IT'S THE FIRST IMPROVEMENT EVER SINCE THE 1880s!

[Cynthia284]

OMFG. If ever there's a time I am unable to reach my own asshole....shoot me.

[mitxelus]

@Cynthia284 You couldn't have said it better

[pinkshrimp990]

Dang I gotta get me one a these!!!

[xxbigt206xx]

What if it breaks and is stuck in your ass??

[eternalgracenote]

Goddamn how lazy can old white women get....

[xjohnson42]

I CAN'T COMPETE WITH 18 INCHES

[PachoVila]

That's the first advance in toilet tissue in 130 years?! THEY PUT IT ON A STICK?!!!

[stardots213]

OMG really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mansurus]

If it's as easy to use as a shower brush - why don't we just use shower brushes? I just got a great idea for a new invention:

"THE SHIT SCRUBBER"

[1fanofmileys]

hahahahahahahaha reading all of the comments makes me laugh so hard! hahahaha what a waste of money. hahahaha

[PurpleConverse288]

U still have to put it on the stick

[SirSexyAlot]

Or just wash your hands after...

[KittyKax]

THANK GOD!!! All the prayers have been answered!!!!!!



[TaylorSwiftRoxMe]

a shower brush???!! after you wiped ur ass???

[doomslayer133]

@TaylorSwiftRoxMe Its says its as easy to use as a shower bruch. It doesn't double as one

[socdk]

"Thinks about it. Toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting. The Comfort Wipe is a modern solution!" - No, the freaking bidet is a modern solution. Shit on a stick is not a modern solution.

[TheMotiveMedia]

This is stupid...Just use your tooth brush.

[ih8mcfly]

so does every1 have 1 each? or do we share 1 ass stick between the family?

[xxxdrainy0uxxx]

yea, she's maintaining her dignity

[gastronomist1]

I just use my shower brush!

[erw165]

and you don't lose your dignity when using this how?

[Giles231987]

WTF ? 

[patient451]

"Being a big guy has its advantages."

Does it? Or does it mean you have to buy a weird ass-stick to reach all the way around yourself in the lavatory?

[shadoweon]

I can't believe someone would need this.

[flyingtoothpaste]

so you use it to wipe of your butt first... and then you take it under the shower...

[LALABLUE32]

What if you leave you ass wiper out and you have a friend over and they see it how weird and ackward???

[Mr24kohl3mike]

doesnt she have to touch the toilet paper anyway to get it on the wipe ass thing

[DeathDoomyVidz]

So... she gets someone to wipe her own ass?

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

Jesus fucking christ. "Cum-fort WIPE" Wipe your ass with a piece of plastic.

[hugomstorquato]

honey, you lost your dignity shooting this ad! 

[anzin74]

"It extends your reach by a full 18 inches!"

That's what she wants.

[pinkiepie36]

So, after every wipe you need to stick in more toilet paper? How inconvenient.

[snickersisdead101]

i see a product that is a shit wiper and a dildo

[jcirilot]

can you scratch your balls with it

[blizzardballz]

@jcirilot just pay extra shipping

[blizzardballz]

whole new meaning to the word "Ass Wipe"

[benjaminjanet]

or how about just wash your hands after you take a shit

[roguegoliath74]

This is an excellent product! My 17 year old daughter loves to use it, she spends hours in her room with her friends with it!

[blizzardballz]

@roguegoliath74 creepy

[roguegoliath74]

@blizzardballz heh heh heh

[MrSonic5]

At first I thought the get a grip was made to help constapation

[BrooklynBaller101]

Get-A-Grip Dont Buy The comfort wipe

[joshuak47]

In case anyone watched to 1:08, they show people faking shoulder pain. I was hoping it would also show the obese man from 0:39 shrugging, as if to say "I don't have an excuse, I'm just too fat to reach my ass-crack."

[ThePipoca77]

i laughed my fukin ass of with this mother fuckin epic product

this is the best shit of all time

[talksxalotx101]

The lady changed her accent into something british at the end....?

[joshuaunderwood7]

I need this because I'm afraid of my own ass.

[Stigmatikk]

Oh great, we've invented the poop stick. -_-;;

[Doomstar65]

I need this because the toilet paper in my hand cant reach my butt. I need another 18 inches to reach it.

[beerfish55]

Capitalism: WHAT THE FUCK?

[kefer123622]

that jew bitch is being ironic because she's telling everyone about her buissness and shes a snobby shit you can hear it in her fucking voice.

[elshpen]

20 dollars for a plastic stick??!

[1fanofmileys]

@elshpen when you could just go buy one at the store! hahaha

[RDkun]

Did that old ladies accent change??

[intellj]

@RDkun

Yes, it did. And I for am appauled by her "so called" dignity...

[Jimendrix]

unless you are nurse taking care of very sick or old people and you have to clean a lot of asses each day I see no reason to but this product (and if that was the case they would have to be dispossable).

Even if you don't wipe your own ass you still have to clean the wipe EACH time you use it... FAIL.

[tyblips]

ok tiddy bear, booty pop, kush, and now the comfort wipe :/ what will they think of next

[Bigdavebeast42]

I love the suggestion that you can injure yourself wiping your own ass. If you're that fragile, the sun might snap you in half with it's death rays.

[girlingreensocks]

ill wipe my own ass thank you

[cuzzythewolf2]

why would some one invent this?? why make something that wipes you ass, when we dont even do it that much,