I said, "It's all very well transforming the altar into something out of Bambi, but do not forget, for the vicar the altar is his working surface. Furthermore," I said, "should the vicar sink to his knees in prayer, which since this is the altar he is wont to do, he's quite likely to get one of these teazel things in the eye." I said, "This is not a flower arrangement, this is a booby-trap; a health hazard. In fact," I say in a moment of supreme inspiration, "it should be labelled Haz Flor."
I love her in this; the wit is so subtle. 'These acorns and fir cones. What's that conker in aid of?'
StickmanShifter 8 months ago 2
Do not worry about the shop ;)
chanel2711 9 months ago
I said, "It's all very well transforming the altar into something out of Bambi, but do not forget, for the vicar the altar is his working surface. Furthermore," I said, "should the vicar sink to his knees in prayer, which since this is the altar he is wont to do, he's quite likely to get one of these teazel things in the eye." I said, "This is not a flower arrangement, this is a booby-trap; a health hazard. In fact," I say in a moment of supreme inspiration, "it should be labelled Haz Flor."
essslj 1 year ago 6
@essslj In a moment of supreme inspiration.... HazFloor. Brilliant!!
ThePropertyExperts 1 week ago
"This is the alter of St Michael and All Angels. It is not The Wind in the Willows."
Classic!
lottywood 1 year ago 6
@lottywood made me lol too
Shanniquitie 1 year ago
She is a genius!! The best.
71bab 2 years ago 2
Am loving studying this for my english work. Exhilirating.
ASqUEe183722 2 years ago 3
she's amazing! Excellent actress
porsche1yea 2 years ago 3