Karate Guy Craps in His Pants

[CCMDangleMittens4]

''this will b on youtube tmro'' haha lol

[katiefaiez]

Lol omg this is funny!!!! Watch my video its called Ray peed his pants or you can just click on my name. Its not as funny as this video but theres a lil resemblance! lol

[jokkergar]

ROFL!!!

[QuarterMasterGaming]

Press 9 for a laugh

[QuarterMasterGaming]

1:04 makes me laugh EVERY TIME.

[stueckdreck]

This is judo you noob.

[Tactual]

Three days later he killed himself, still think it's funny? Because I do lol

[C14U2NV]

HaHaHa he shit his pants lol. No wonder he was winning. Thats was his plan all along. The other dude was fighting to get the fuck away from that fat stink ass shit his pants fuckwit.

[Kyros]

The dude on bottom "Get off me, you fucking stink!"

[DESCALEROFFICIAL]

Lol! the Kung POO master

[b2436]

I think hes doing it wrong.

[CALUCATCEPS]

its judo

[eddyflair]

It's the Karate Skid

[LisaChuUK]

he's noorullah shirzai from leeds... he has youtube too! xD

[imyourlordsz]

uh ohh... he shit himself hahahah

[snufkincat]

HAHAHA! x

[andyoh0123]

"That is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen" -monotone voice.

[Imran500]

At first I thought there was a big turd on his back.

[MrQuackism]

Nice video. Btw this should be Ju-jitsu / Judo, not Karate I guess. 

[MoosicandCritters]

ROTFLMFAO!

[jokerman93]

This is karate you freaking retard it's jujitsu

[BBAstrata]

@jokerman93 what? "THIS IS KARATE you freaking retard ITS JUJITSU" its one or the other, retard!!!!

[jokerman93]

@BBAstrata Isn't* excuse my typo

[lando9386]

i hate seeing people who do karate n all that shit but never have the body for it if u gone do karate n kung fu n shit workout motherfuckas fat ass mufuckas trryin to do karate thats why u shittin yourself

[Dunderhead36]

wuts on his back though? did his back shit too?

[DavidJGroark]

Pushing too hard

[jack3868]

Next time he shouldn't wear white pants.

[Filiist13]

Shitstorm coming through!

[daroyalgeneral]

@Filiist13 ....LOL!! 

[heath832]

Haha funny.. however its judo (poodo).

[ridethebibby]

@heath832 its jiu jitsu not judo retard

[heath832]

@ridethebibby You know there's grappling in judo to right....? I believe when this video came out years ago it was labeled judo guy. Either way those martial arts are very close were karate... not so much. Thanks for trying out champ better luck next time.

[ridethebibby]

@heath832 yes i do, i do judo. and jiu jitsu. but thats jiu jitsu, not that u cant use judo moves also in a jiu jitsu comp . sorry for calling u a retard butt, better luck next time

[heath832]

@ridethebibby Thats cool no problem man. I know theres lots who claim to be masters when they dont know the first thing about martial arts. They watch a few UFC events and think they are pros. I guess the real funny thing here is that this video doesnt even matter one bit so why waste time like we have haha.

[ridethebibby]

@heath832 yes u made a valid point. and no i dont think i am a master haha but i do know a fair bit. im a blue belt in brazilian jiu jitsu which is only the second belt soo ye theres alot of people out there much much better than me but still im not to bad my strikings probs better tho. but ye i understand ur points and nice discussing with you

[JackHaynes30]

LOL

[8800888]

Только в Америке.

[elimdeyonkersny]

DID HE SHARTED?LOL

[LittleCuteKitteh]

It's Wet Smoothie Type Diahrea

[iarcheese]

not karate,its jiu-jitsu,buts its still funny as shit

[deutchland51]

he idolized master poop the 11 dan black belt

[drjones2645]

Those jokes are pretty punny. no pun intended

[NedHed100]

" OH NO , HE SHIT HIMSELF " LMFAO!

[kyliexkreep]

You have got to be shitting me..

[viomartyr]

Ironically, I shit myself laughing while watching this.

[7keepyaheadup]

joder

[kbs1212]

He's using the brown eye technique.

[2222beeeep]

At first I thought the poo was the thing on his back XD

[MrsDogLover]

Lol not Kung Foo any mor now it's Kung Poo =P

[wwnoodles]

its Jodo



[mrsdkckr1]

@wwnoodles wth is jodo....do you mean judo? it's not judo

[PearlJam12345678]

Never fuck with a brown belt O_o

[16sandwich]

EWWWW he's Like wiping it on da other guy lol omg

[infernorock11]

hey im going to beat the shit out of....... guess i already did?

[MsHatetheworld]

someone name and shame this guy

[SicVic187]

I would Totally Tap.

[6PACKABCHALLENGE]

wada knob lol XD

[dobrydziadzia]

o_O he won a bronze medal ! !

[Mazequax]

ewwww! ewwwwww! omg!!!! xDDDD I'd be ashamed to death! xD

[zzflash]

Dookie blast :)

[calcatchem]

"this is goin on youtube tomorrow"

[toguiter9]

i love how the guy says thats most halarious thing ive ever seen but he wasnt even laughing lol

[513ashtanga]

He's just practicing martial farts

[muffinhozer1]

@513ashtanga ur gay

[waldomarek]

i'd instantly give my opponent a win...

[Cybercreeps]

That is the dirtiest technique I ever seen in Karate!

[destined2sleep]

his style is Kung Poo

[Simplemindedgenius]

Is this not KARFATTY?

[wildgene24]

LOL I bet that other guy was like " I GIVE UP NOW GET THE HELL OF ME AHHHHH IT"S IN MY MOUTH!!!"

[daisyhinojosa23]

POOP STAIN!!!

[Davion1937]

Lol there doing Kung - shit lmfao!

[dieselscience]

THIS is obviously not karate, it's POO-do.

[kasteman1]

It's a new karate move. Very effective. Your opponent always forfeits.

[TheMrdenver20]

he is now a brown belt

[gramboliciousness]

This is from the movie "Hidden Gerbil, Crouching Shitsmear."

[HaSkeBAbish]

thumbs up if you think 117 people also crapped there pants in the middle of a fight

[PrincessSinderella]

SHART!

[marcmody]

Hey! Mr.Fuji didn't teach me this technique!

[lambswitch]

This is JIU-SHITSU!! Not Poo-do!! No, but really its Jiu-Jitsu cause the guy pulls guard. In Judo they fight for the takedown and its more of a throw or trip :)

[jbntipickuivaginu]

by the way, it's not karate, it's judo. there's a big difference.

[strawberryfields396]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm................­..

[SlenderTroll]

I'd forfeit just to get away from him.

[VideoMaster2560]

judo

[icecrimson]

he should have wet his hand with his poop and grabbed his opponent's face!!

[CrazyAlsuwaidi]

this dude has balls but their too hidden inside between his MUSCULAR THIGHS! ;)

[Wammy92k]

Should I... Should I rub his nose in it?

[6spongey98]

We was using the secret asscannon move to shit on him to win

[adeelfareed]

shame on him

[sinyorita9]

omfg hahahahahahaha

[Sarahmajig]

What I'm wondering is why he didn't stop..

[johnblaster]

@Sarahmajig Because then you lose the match. Why don't marathon runners stop when they shit themselves? It happens a lot with them.

[GwalaUntouch]

Maybe the other guy said "I'll choke the shit out you" before the match

[chickpearson]

Thats Yellow? Eww.

[usuc77]

he ate a burrito last night, lol!

[Wadeforce]

666 likes

[Fiesty94]

ewwwwww !!!! lolz

[HinVids]

that is so hot

[Cowboylikeme]

Anal Leakage..... eww

[ihatelumberjacks]

Underpants? This is Ass....Shits on his way

[shadowtriber666]

this just made go take a crap!

[bigboss25262]

That is just fucking disgusting, WTF.........

[curtaineater]

This poor man committed suicide after millions of people saw this clip. It was in the news.

[SweStuff94]

@curtaineater is that true? can u send a link to artical?

[SeventhSandwich]

@curtaineater

I call shenanigans.

[thomas91793]

He might of done a wet fart and didn't realise he shit

[ernz3712]

What kinda shit is that? Fool got shitted on! Damn, thats some shit! Man what kinda shit is that! Thats crazy shit! I bet he thinks he's the shit He beat the shit outta him. The shit was a dope fight. He thinks he's the shit now. Fight was so good, The shit got on youtube He must of felt shitty when he found it the video got on youtube. Shit outta luck now. Who's the shit now!

[xStephenLambox]

The best part is that he shit himself and still won. Epic Fail Win?

[mewmiu123]

i would have cried if that guy was on top of me

[nonginger]

its just that he was so exited

[xsobbingx]

if u look closer its actually green

[BANDDPRANDPC]

lucky he dident spin the guy round, could have had egg on his face, along with a few other ingrediance haha

[theitalian556]

The guy was just trying to get shit done!!!

[TheTeaPartyChannel]

that smelled like a chalupa!

[cheddachayze]

the yellowy browny patch of shit slowly appears lmao thissum funny shit...literally lmfaoo

[jdotjoker]

i feel sorry for the other guy hes got to smell that :S

[backatchalol]

thats why you where black karate pants!

[guitarrocker1]

oh man i feel for the guy, lmao

[rippa9]

For the love of God, stop the fight. His technique is shitty.

[ItsTimothy]

@rippa9 " Sevral bad puns later"

[rippa9]

@ItsTimothy Why did you reply to my comment with a incomplete thought that is in quotes for some reason.

[ItsTimothy]

@rippa9 ITS FROM SPONGE BOB

[AmandaVocals]

LOL!!!!:P

[ibeondagrind]

I mean if ya gotta go... Ya gotta go

[DeepDarkCore]

EAT DA POO POO !!!

[atsekjoker]

brown belt wins !

[karnakun]

It's judo, not karate.

[antman9868]

@karnakun WHO CARES ITS FUNNY!

[karnakun]

@antman9868 WHO CARES ABOUT UR FUCKIN OPINION, MORON!!!

[mjwilsn33]

@karnakun true its judo, karate is striking.

[RECAbeccA]

@karnakun lol I was thinking that myself. JUDO is way better than Karate :)

[DEADLYROCKSTAR]

hhahahahah Balor22 it cant be a brown belt couse look at that its like right at his butt crack so it's not a brown belt

[DARTHeeek]

@DEADLYROCKSTAR Fuck your smart

[bluecatky]

If I was the other guy, I would surrender just to get the guy with the shitty britches off of me.

[dragonlence25]

eather that guy just poop himself or he hid chocolate befor the match

[Piercedmetung02]

GIVE HIME THE RIKISHI STINKFACE MANEUVER!!!!!!

[1daygon]

op he shit himself this will be on youtube tomorrow........youtube win! xD

[UBERxZHOOM]

hahah funny

[Killergymsox]

dude needs a shit tampon

[hassan78651]

he might have dyaria

[XxIAmRedeemedxX]

It's all a technique! D:!

[Xyan11]

EWw thats fucken nasty.....

[911GuitarFreak]

soulda worn brown pants.........

[Ogizzie]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA Yo I feel bad for the other dude he's on top of...Good God man...Lord have mercy...you would think they would have stopped the match.

[Cambria2007]

I think this poo jitsu, not karate

[nghialikegirls]

FYL lol

[PUREWRONGUIN]

OMG

[shimmisking]

This video has made me paranoid while wearing my aikido gi for the rest of my life :(

[tiggojr]

aaahaha "he ate a burrito last night and hsent been right since" lol

[dennyfrontier]

Ahahahaahahahaahah epic.

[Missa111Melissa]

This is sad. The poor man. :-( You people are so mean for doing this.

[adzer19]

@Missa111Melissa but its funny so shhh

[kouxiongpeterhawj]

sick

[taylornixon1]

OFMG when it was over and he got up can you imagine how embarrsed he would of being omg...

[m1up]

@taylornixon1

Poor man :(

[jigsaw9919]

jiu shitsu

[jaaaamz]

At what point would you have TAPPED OUT?!?!?!?!

[noobpwner85]

is that a turd on his back? wtf is that?

[ClGARPAlN]

The Karate Skid

[guitargodlevi]

diarrhea ass pee.

[puregenius711]

This reminds me of the time I got so drunk. I woke up the morning after, and somebody had shit my pants

[jpd2009RV]

@puregenius711

someone shit YOUR pants lol hahaha dude im using that

[FanzReviews]

I would have fucking puked no joke. I would be like "Put on a fuck'n snuggy baby huey." Thats sick the dude should have taken imodium AD.

[Balor22]

my be a brown belt

[bigboss25262]

@Balor22 hahahahahahaha

[Persiana]

reminds me of Krap Karate from Tripod.

[DigitaIQu33r]

That'll be an interesting story for the in-laws. The mystery of the brown stain.

[McBeefsupreme]

ceeeeeed

[LamentOfInnocence1]

The ultimate attack. Awkwardness.

[BlutFleur]

Looks moar like chubby rape then karate. =/

[HoXiNaTa]

its not karate its bjj

[Tardbreathtard]

hes using the highly secret fecal blast technique to win the match

[bigboss25262]

@Tardbreathtard hahahahahahahaha