To massive: You've got that mostly right, with one exception. "Oral contraception" is a specific reference to a birth control pill. i.e., contraception which is taken orally. "Oral contraception" is not a reference to oral sex. Although I guess oral sex is itself a form of contraception, but that's beside the point.
Oral = associated with the mouth; e.g. oral sex, where the mouth is used for stimulation of sexual organs. BUT, also, you can orally communicate with someone.
Pause for you to catch up.
Woody wants sex, girl says no, so she is orally denying him sex, therefore - oral contraception. Not contraception for oral sex, which is what he led the audience on to believe.
I came back after watching 20 minutes of other videos to say I finally got this. *shame*
kaishaku72 1 month ago
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Woody Allen is an ugly, creepy dwarf who preys on young women. He makes my skin crawl.
karezza6 2 months ago
Woody Allen wasn't funny... then he took an arrow in the knee
Reed7777777777 2 months ago
The audience is slow with catching up. :P So was I. XD
KarrieDreammind5 9 months ago 4
That one snuck up on me. Hilarious.
Jkfilms7 9 months ago
a tie between eminen and trombone shorty...
how about steve martin and woody allen at new orleans jazzfest 2011?
we can fit you in. simon and garball po'boys cancelled.
ePhilosopher9 1 year ago
OK, that was cute
SupernalOne 1 year ago
crazy that the crowd take so long to understand that joke it is massive but pretty obvius
ErikCartman 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahaha
DeviantAtavist 1 year ago
To massive: You've got that mostly right, with one exception. "Oral contraception" is a specific reference to a birth control pill. i.e., contraception which is taken orally. "Oral contraception" is not a reference to oral sex. Although I guess oral sex is itself a form of contraception, but that's beside the point.
duckprods 2 years ago 15
@duckprods no it's not beside the point. Nothing is beside the point, that what makes the joke what it is.
metyuewb 1 year ago
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Gipper4433 2 years ago
Contraception = preventing pregnancy.
Oral = associated with the mouth; e.g. oral sex, where the mouth is used for stimulation of sexual organs. BUT, also, you can orally communicate with someone.
Pause for you to catch up.
Woody wants sex, girl says no, so she is orally denying him sex, therefore - oral contraception. Not contraception for oral sex, which is what he led the audience on to believe.
argh.
massivedickweedohyea 2 years ago 2
Funny how it takes some time for the audience to understand it!
luizcadu 2 years ago 3
The timing is perfect
AnticlockwiseTea 2 years ago 20
Love it.
nut1717 2 years ago
genius
mattincalifornia 2 years ago 3
That's awesome
flyguy6532 2 years ago
zajebiste!!
rozwal 3 years ago