Dwight Schrute Bear Attack PSA

[timkamlagTV]

Battlestar galactica



[zoikles1]

Is this a joke? I don't know much about bears.

[TheTorri98]

FALSE!

[joshbrunner1989]

FACT!! Dwight Schrute is amazing.

[JollyDrunkPanda]

"when the bear is done batting and mauling at you" lol.....

[RESTxINxPIECEZ]

what idiot is going to lay down? i garauntee the dumbasses who come up with this stuff have never encountered a bear before.

[exonerator]

@RESTxINxPIECEZ I salute your stupidity.

[yohandot]

Or

You could shoot it in the Face.

[Paladin1998]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[P5eudonym]

@Paladin1998; Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?

[iarcunt]

bears eat beets.

[poisonviper1]

This video beats Battlestar Galactica. Get it? Am I cool now?

[Diedhard]

Question - Which is the best bear?

[Rovidicus]

@Diedhard that's a ridiculous question...

[Diedhard]

@Rovidicus lmao :D

[DonnerParty1000]

@Rovidicus False: Black Bear

[11pinrelay]

I'm waiting for Dwight's Mex Attack PSA; I understand he offers the same advice.

[Sclunger]

I love beats.

[BrookeeKesleyy]

and never, ever, EVER: SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!!

[godsbbf]

I saw wedding crashers accidently. I bought a ticket for grizzly man and went to the wrong theater. After an hour I figured I was in the wrong theater but I kept waiting. Thats something about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it !

- Dwight K. Schrute

[Valisk01]

37 people were mauled by black bears instead of brown :3

[MyName42]

37 people could not take anything Dwight says seriously. Consequently, they ignored his advice, subsequently went on a hike in the woods, encountered a brown bear but mistook it for a black bear, and were mauled to death when they failed to observe proper safety procedures. The more you know.

[emaxhengst]

And if you were real smart, you wouldn't have placed yourself in that situation in the first place. But if you hunt and fish always make sure you have either a 44mag or a Glock 20.

[310Smirnoff]

Bears

Beats

Battestar galactica

[TheVJProduction]

god dam this comercials 5 years old now and i just started to watch the office :(

[pacmandem]

Bears, Beets...Battlestar Galactica. Nuff said.

[MrJPayne91]

never turn your back on a bear

[SuperKrafty101]

words of wisdom..............

[ndmi07]

Dwight! Tell them that Bears can climb faster than they can run! lol

[joelski11NCFC]

I would do a lot to spend the day with dwight k schrutte!!

[thedude1240]

...Then shove it up your butt!

[KING84491]

I LOVE THES SHOW BECUZ OF DWIGHT 

[joker0187]

@KING84491

dwight and creed is what make this show awesome

[aldoreshgaramok]

he's wrong

black bears only run away from you if you are wearing a police uniform.

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

@aldoreshgaramok

hahahahah dude!

[PatchUKUS]

Didn't I learn from Dr. Grant that I am NOT supposed to run from a bear. I am certain that my knowledge of Biochemistry saved my life. I will always be indebted to him. He's the bestest ever and a hero to all of us!

[MrHeavanell]

IT'S SPELLED BEETS DUMBASSES

[ypperlig89]

@MrHeavanell Bees? Bzzzzzz - We'll see who brings in more honey!

[Shotzeethegamer]

Bears eat beats.

[elodionocesa]

I couldnt take this seriously

[lotzapoppa89]

is it just me or does that norway psycho look exactly like dwight?

[Mordocyanide]

You know whats better than a triceratops? Every other dinosaur that has ever existed.

[Lucke189]

Is this a commercial or where is this from? :D Haven't seen it in any of the episodes at least.

[ThePhillip721]

i hate when top comments are repeated scripts

[Lucke189]

Snoop Dog is alive! Don't believe what the media tells you!

[nrgman2014]

fact black bears better

[pervysage35]

@nrgman2014

well thats debatable, there are basically 2 schools of thought

[sarahlovesyou2222]

When the bear is finished batting you around and mauling you, contact the u.s. forest service. hahahahaha

[Donbadger97]

@nemrodscar haha ok. Because one day in history a kid commented on how I look like Dwight. Then every agreed inculding my teacher. : /

[Donbadger97]

I've been told I look like raiin Wilson (Dwight) is that a bad thing or a good thing?

[nemrodscar]

@Donbadger97 be proud ;)

[LenoreAndMcrAreBeast]

im sorry,, but who can take that seriously i mean really? "when the bears finish batting you around and mauling you, contact the us forest service"

[PashedMotatoes]

"Bears have been sighted in the area, keep loud bells and pepper spray on you at all times. Identify Black Bear feces as small with berries in it, identify Grizzly Bear feces as large with bits of bell in it that smells like pepper."

[Zeina107]

you lay down face down, and shit yourself lol the bear will leave you alone thinking your dead as most animals dont bother attacking a dead body

[BabblingCrap]

"When the bear is done mauling you..."

[Kaitlyn102798]

they should have let him say: also, FACT black and brown bears eat beets! that would b awsome

[WormYourHonor64]

Just shoot the bear, dude.

[kenny1309]

False! You should contact the coroner to pick up your body.

[pricelessangie]

@kenny1309 to pick up YOUR body? lol

[IrishChris1979]

OMG this guy is hysterical ha ha.  He really makes the office so much funnier LOL. I love all the weapons he has stashed around the office and the mens room ha ha. He is one strange cookie that's for sure =)

[bax450]

"When the bear has finished batting you around and mauling you" LOL

[gt198gtr]

"It's a trick question. The bread is poisoned. And the family isn't your real family. You've been cuckolded by a much stronger male."

[broski90]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo

[WingsOfWind001]

@Richig761

What the fuck just flew up your ass?

[HeyCrabman14]

Question: Which bear is best? False, black bear.

[FornicationEducation]

@HeyCrabman14 well that's debatable.. hahahah

[HeyCrabman14]

@FornicationEducation MICHAEL!!!

[Th3Imp3rialAnarchist]

poor koi fish :(

[WingsOfWind001]

Now I know...

[richig761]

@WingsOfWind001 WOW SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! I WILL FUCKING CUT YOUR GENITALIA OFF! FUCKING SHITHEAD! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!

[kiffinhater]

i was thinking about carrying a salami in my pocket so i could feed the bears...

[cannibalkitten]

BEETS, people.

[mharris0128]

Jim is my enemy, but it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is actually my friend.......But....the friend of my friend is also my enemy....so Jim is my enemy.

[andrtaker]

So... You want me to stay on the ground with my hands in my head like surrendering to a terrorist and just stay there while this 1000 pound bear starts fucking me up... FUCK NO!

[rainbowstargreengirl]

@andrtaker well then i hope you have a good gun

[Favre4ever123]

They actually don't there are a ton of bloopers for this show. A scene like this can take several tries.

[youaresomeanihu]

@HarrisonOdell how do you think he keeps a straight face through every episode of the office??? lol

[CodeIamx]

Bears beat...battlestar Galactica.

[dockfog]

@CodeIamx It's, "bears....beets....battlestar Galactica" so it implies the winning but at the same time he means beets the vegtable. Get your office facts straight man. ;) Haha. just fucking with ya, but letting you know at the same time...

[multicultures]

is this reliable information lol I really want to know what to do if I am attacked by a bear. I can't help think I will need this information in the future.

[Spottedpool42]

bears eat beats. bears beat...BATTLESTAR GALACTCIA!!!!!!!!!

[AsianDTown13]

Bears... Beats... Battle Star Galactica...

[AgentP0wer]

@AsianDTown13 False. Battlestar is one word man. Dwight would be pissed.

[TheSonorama21]

@AsianDTown13

BEETS ASSHOLE, BEETS.

[ekream2]

@AsianDTown13 Its Beets

[JJrocksmysocks127]

@AsianDTown13 OMG favorite scene from the office!! :D

[DeadbeatXT]

@AsianDTown13 Beets, not Beats

[Drewcifer6789]

@DeadbeatXT he has 140 likes from a two month old comment, it's obvious no one else cares lol

[ballinupcrazy]

@AsianDTown13 if he was in a gang itd be Bloods

[chimeycinga27]

@AsianDTown13

its BEETS smart one

[AsianDTown13]

@chimeycinga27 Yes we all know the internet is the place of correct spelling.... I can tell by your sentence structure that you are indeed smart....

[thechochris]

@chimeycinga27 who cares?

[chimeycinga27]

@thechochris

me. obviously.

[cani510]

@AsianDTown13 Hahah Its Bears, Beets (cuz Dwight owns Beet farm), Battle Star Galactica..

[karl1087]

@AsianDTown13 it's beets

[futureleader17]

@AsianDTown13 Bears... BEETS... Battlestar Galactica

[AsianDTown13]

@futureleader17 I'm the one with the likes :P

[futureleader17]

@AsianDTown13 congrats, 417 are as brainless as yourself...

[AsianDTown13]

@futureleader17 yes because I mis-spelled one thing that must mean I'm entirely brainless... I enjoy trolls such as you.

[futureleader17]

@AsianDTown13 it's not simply a misspelling, it means you missed the point.

[SirHoboTheSecond]

@AsianDTown13 Good effort but... it's spelled 'beets'

[Lazyboy5298]

@bacoosta1 No, he got it right. Dwight Schrute owns a beet farm. "beats" means to punch or attack... it wouldn't make sense for Jim to say "Bears eat beats"

[MrBlahblahgaga]

@AsianDTown13 "HEY! What is going on here?!"

[FernieTRON]

@AsianDTown13 *Beets

[encycl07pedia]

@AsianDTown13 Beets, you dumb fuck.

[AsianDTown13]

@encycl07pedia Does it really matter? I had a typo... It's not the end of the world my friend.

[encycl07pedia]

@AsianDTown13 Hate to tell you this, but accuracy does matter.

[6235river]

@encycl07pedia Look at you correcting grammar on the internet. You must be a blast at parties.

[encycl07pedia]

@6235river At least I go to parties, Battlestar Galactica.

[6235river]

@encycl07pedia Being a fan of a tv show =/= not having a life

[encycl07pedia]

@6235river Fair enough. 

[MrNewOrleansz]

@AsianDTown13 You're arguing with a guy named encyclopedia, Just give up lol.

[AsianDTown13]

@MrNewOrleansz haha true that man!



[kabla13]

@AsianDTown13 It's actually Bears..Beets..Battlestar Galactica, since he talks about bears, he has a beet farm, and he loves Battlestar Galactica.

So no ''Beats'' : d

[bjmills123]

@kabla13 your kind of a dick bro.... joke is a joke get over it

[AmericanJediKnight]

@kabla13

Actually, Jim says "Fact: bears beets battlestar galactica."

[LBCengineer]

@AmericanJediKnight if youre gonna call people out you should at least be correct with what you say. he really says,"fact: bears eat beets. bears, beets, battlestar galactica." why the hell would you care enough to correct someone else anyways? you, on the other hand, need calling out.

[jaymanbuzz89]

@AsianDTown13 

[jaymanbuzz89]

Beets*



[HarrisonOdell]

How he kept a completely straight face while saying this, I will never understand.

Respect.

[MrFlaminroids]

@HarrisonOdell mad respect.

[kustomkure]

Pfff, everybody knows that you have to throw your clothes on the ground while running from the bear.

[beno45954]

And what should i do if a beat or a battle star galactica attacks me?

[awesomesauce117]

The more you know

[nukeurhouse12]

I guess 37 ppl got attacked by a bear!

[RayRay20Allen]

I fuck sheep

[ZMW9]

Bears, beets, bears eat beats, battlestar galactica

-THat doesnt make any..WHAT R U DOING

[FanOfMelBrooks]

So battlestar galactic is about this guy name dumbledor calrissian and he has to bring the goblet of fire to mount doom

[Giddaz]

FACT: Bears eat Beets!

[l3ubba22]

@Giddaz Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. lol

[pissedoffdude87]

Blackbears are the best type of bear

[suerves]

Dwight Schrute>Gareth Keenan

[zKATRYNz]

"when the bears finished batting you around and MAULING you". . .

[TMSProd]

In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild, healthcare is 'Ow, I hurt my leg, I can't run, a lion eats me, and I'm dead'. Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

[chillybew]

@TMSProd But I thought you broke your leg?

[gt198gtr]

@TMSProd LMAO I still remember that so clearly

[MynyddBaddon]

The proper way of dealing with an angry attacking bear is to grab its cubs as collateral. The bear will be so worried it will leave you alone in exchange for their safe return.

[naji12]

Co za asy!

[mrmastercheif7]

the key is to press 8 repeatedly

[Renazabank]

black bear and brown bear is the same bear.

[ndmi07]

Question! What kind of bear is best??

[eugenepaek]

Actually...

[iloveuggs100]

37 people didn't contact the U.S. Forest Service.

[Spencerthemam17]

Lol

[NicolausSmith]

Bears Beats Battlestar Galactica

[MoseSchrute55]

FACT: Bears eat beets.

[pepebuckles]

FALSE

[TheJamiam]

Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.

[TheGrimAvenger]

@TheJamiam I don't watch Battlestar Galactica "..."

[WarSn1per]

I did this and it didn't work. I almost died. Thanks a lot Dwight.

[csbob2010]

@WarSn1per Pretty sure getting batted around and mauled by the bear innately means you 'almost died'.

[jordaniac89]

In an ideal world, all of my fingers would be on my left hand so my right hand would just be a fist for punching.

[tjCarr9911]

I do not remember any office episodes with that in it, but I still don't know.

[mecagoenboba]

Is this for real? I can't tell.

[themanwithnonose]

37 people didn't contact the us forrest service after being mauled by a bear

[Lemasal]

LOL

[Op3rationMongoose]

There are basically two schools of thought

[volleyballmaniacz]

hehe i love dwight

[idkDRuMMER96]

Lets Just Say Last Week I Outran a Black Pepper Snake.

[fluxcapacitor21]

dwight is an offspring from a hairfiber from ACHUCKA NNNOOOOOORRRRIIIIISSSS

[Crayolapup]

Not to be rassist but i thought the black bear would run after you, not the brown one.

[superbobby324]

in soviet Russia, you run at brown bears

[passionspit]

i run at brown bears

[Gurgle727]

dwight=beast

[TheBumbleBunny]

Black bears run away frm you. Brown bears run AT YOU !

[stevesan]

Just need to say, this is poor advice and meant to only be humorous.

[JS090299]

OH MY GoSH!! SO FUNNY!

"when the bear finished mauling you, please call the US forest service

[kidkong584]

@JS090299 Thanks for quoting that for me. I must have missed it in this 20 second clip...

[sassilicious1008]

@JS090299 if your even alive lolz