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  • the hardest thing to do in sports is to make a hole in one. but that doesn't mean that people will all watch golf. football is better because its an interesting sport to watch. and teams can't just go out and buy the best players. a two hour game of standing around 162 times a year is like hell.

  • @unchangingwrathify

    That's your opinion. I find baseball much more interesting to watch.

  • Football is Americas past time now..

  • football is way better than baseball by a longshot

  • baseball is not a contact sport. sure there are contacts in baseball, but there are contacts in soccer to, does that make it a contact sport?

  • Has anybody seen a colison at home plate their both contact sport also getting hit. By a 100 mile per an hour fast ball you have to walk off injurys in baseball football they take you off thje field

  • @TheCrashfan110 And I've also seen football players break an ankle tape it up and go back in.

    I've seen baseball players injure themselves giving high fives, shaking hands and flicking sunflower seeds. (Greg Harris )

    Baseball players are not athletes. If they are, so are poker players, professional darts players, snooker players, 8 ball players and golfers.

  • Carlin's delivery is what makes this bit so damn good.

  • It's a shame the video of this with over a million views does not allow comments. I hate it when people enforce censorship.

  • @brightlights456X It was probably to stop the flame wars that may or may not have been occurring

  • @AquaPhoenix2006

    True:/

  • from "carlin on campus"

  • @ xph1l actually in football you have to memorize over 100 different plays. i guarante you that no one in the nfl at ALL is stupid or dumb in any way. and in hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in any sport.

  • @ xph1l actually in football you have to memorize over 100 different plays and

  • BOTH SUCKS.PLAY SOCCER,WHAT IS WROST THAN WATCH BASEBALL,BASKETBALL OR FOOTBALL?SOCCER IS THE BEST

  • @TheTerrorscape

    Nice joke....

  • Have you noticed that as America gets dumber with each decade, football's popularity increases? Makes sense, because football is a sport that idiots with short attention spans love to watch

    (Yes, America is getting stupid, the chinese and japanese are killing us on test scores. and by the way, all you football fans dont bother replying to this because I'm sure as hell not going to read it)

  • @Mortskcab HEY HEY, WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!! in over packing our prisons. . . .but still WE'RE NUMBER ONE WE'RE NUMBER ONE lol

  • basically it's this way

    football = lots of physical toughness and some mental toughness

    baseball = lots of mental toughness and some physical toughness. 

  • should have put Louis Castillo error from 2009 when he mention errors.

  • Brilliante!!

  • GUYS HES MOCKING BOTH SPORTS!!! LOL!! BOTH GREAT SPORTS

  • @HARDYZrock14 BOTH SUCKS.

  • at least we don't steal other sports name like soccer looks more like football than nfl gridiron football sooooooooooooo baseball rocks football{gridiron} not

  • ppl can say what they want but getting nailed by a 80-90mph ball in baseball hurts more than getting tackled in football. I play both sports. i know. in baseball the pain stays there for a while and you cant show any emotion or anything. in football if you get hit hard enof u can't feel it, and if it hurts its only for a couple secs and wen u get back up the pain is gone. but honestly altho i love basebal football is physically the tougher sport hands down

  • @xph1l True. In football, if you feel hurt you walk off the field and people will nurse you. If you get nailed in the back by a 90mph fastball, you would be mocked for wanting to get a pinch runner.

  • @CapnKrunk If you listen then you'll hear that he uses a girly voice for Baseball and a manly voice for football. He might be making fun of football downs, but that's it.

  • geez you ppl dont think at all...baseball is my number one favorite sport...i like football too, but if i was asked to choose what would i rather watch, Game 1 of the LDS or the Super Bowl, im watching baseball....if i was asked to go play football or go play baseball, im playing baseball...baseball is my life, but not the only sport i like

  • 1:45 WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  • omg, this is not football, but american football !! Americans -.-

  • football has a penis shaped ball that u chase around like a fagg :)

  • @MrHappypaper wow your a dumb ass

  • @thewitness2012 how am i a dumb ass if its true????

  • @MrHappypaper first of a a football isnt wide enough to shape a penis and if it is it ram into your pussy ass sport like a bitch

  • @thewitness2012 dude u made no sence

  • @MrHappypaper

    You got a penis shaped like a football? Tell me doesn't a base ball look like testicles? So i take it all baseball players love handling other guys scrotum's?

  • @Xantheus07 lol, jesus be more mature, plus football players have no room to talk in gayness, your sport is based on tackleing a guy with a penis shaped ball lmfao gtfo

  • @MrHappypaper haha better way to put it "their sport is based on running and tackleing other guys to get a ball shaped like a cock"

  • wait...which communist nations hate baseball??? bc its Cuba's past time too, and they probably play harder than Americans...all i know is that Baseball is my sport, but i love football too

    Go Astros!!! Go Texans!!!

  • Baseball is a great sport. But, if you live in a communist country, at least you won't have to run into morons like Chevy64w, who is probably the most vivid example of everything that is wrong with America that I've ever come across.

  • Football a bunch of 300 lb fat fucks grabbing each other and jumping on top of each other like homos and why do they wear pads? because they're pussies who are too scared to get hurt.

  • @JAYDED

    Surely, you could find more pertinent subjects for trolling.

  • @JAYDED you try getting hit by a 300 pound lineback who benches 3x YOUR body weight...then youll see why you need pads

  • @KingOfKingz819 That's exactly what I'm trying to say, Football isn't about talent or skill, only a small majority of the population can play it. Not everyone is 6ft tall and 300 lbs.

  • @KingOfKingz819 and u dumb fuck try getting hit my a 95mph. solid cork baseball straight to ur pussy nuts!

  • @HARDYZrock14 ummm what??? getting hit by a ball at 95 mph to my nuts??? wow, that there is "dumbass" at its finest

  • @KingOfKingz819 no dumb fuk thats what you call a 95 mph ball that you have a split reaction to get too lol fkin football hollow head

  • @Arcink football hollow head??? my favorite sport is baseball man...ive been playing ball since i could walk, i live and breathe baseball, and cant imagine a world without the great sport

  • @KingOfKingz819 Its funny, because you say a 95 mph ball wouldnt hurt or it would be stupid to get hit by, because you know, your perfect and never miss balls that hit you in the shin, or some shit like that, lol yeah you would know if youve played since you could walk.

  • @Arcink when did i say that a 95 mph piece of cheddar wouldnt hurt???

  • @KingOfKingz819 bro look at the "or"... how the fk do you go from some stupid ass saying "getting trucked by a 300 pound guy now you will know why we need pads" to a little innocent fk saying "oh iv played baseball since I could walk, if it was football or baseball, then id choose baseball" , and you dont even know how to stick up for your own sport. Moron

  • @Arcink so all of a sudden its a crime to be a fan of multiple sports??? if so lock me up bc im a baseball player and fan of baseball, as well as a fan of football, basketball, boxing, and hockey

  • @KingOfKingz819 Never said its a crime, it means you look like a real dick, and idc what sports you like, just sayin getting hit by a baseball hurts more than getting tackled. By the time you stand up the pain is gone

  • @KingOfKingz819 lol doesnt affect rugby players pussy, try getting a 90+ mph ball hit at you and trying to catch it, with no pads, you miss it, tough shit they probably just scored a run

  • Football a bunch of 300 lb fat fucks grabbing each other and jumping on top of each other like homos and why do they wear pads? because they're pussies who are too scared to get hurt.

  • A person can be an adequate football player starting at 14 years old (9th grade).

    If a 14 year old tried to join the baseball team having never played little league it would not work, at all

  • baseball and football are no way near a like in case you didn't know. His comedey just uses the word play used in each sport and uses it to make football sound tough and baseball sound weak. Both sports are great and we really don't have to argue about it cause they are played in two different seasons. In the summer i be watching baseball and when fall comes around i'll be watching football. So who cares what's harder to play people. Your still gonna watch. lol

  • change the name to gridiron or fagball.

  • I was reading the comments here and I noticed that some of the people don't understand the comedy. George is mocking Football and Baseball, not one or the other. Whoever cannot realize this is either ignorant or has hearing problems.

  • i love george. i was in school 2day listening to him do i love my dog. i LMFAO. XD XD some1 please post it up

  • and football requires a hell of a lot more teamwork

    eleven guys that need to do there jobs perfectly in order to execute a play properly to gain yards or score

    that's why its the greatest sport...teamwork

  • @xfamous1x football requires almost no skill. even 4 year olds can play it. and its a faggot sport. why dont you take the pads off faggot, and play rugby like real men.

  • @bloodynachos how can kids play it there are more chances of injury in football than baseball and explain theres no little league football but a little league baseball cause little kids can play it lol your sport is a joke rugby is a horrible excuse and i bet you dont even watch it if all the ppl who say rugby is better and theres supposedly alot then why isnt rugby any popular

  • football= guys that have balls

    baseball= girls that are scared to get hurt

  • @xfamous1x "guys have balls" football fans are always talking about gay shit like guys balls. Tell me one thing if they have "balls" like you said why do they have to wear pads?. Baseball players don't wear pads and they have 90+ mph baseballs coming at them and they sometimes have to slide with no pads.

  • @xfamous1x LMFAO!!!! your such a little meathead football player, says the bitch who wears pads to get hit be someone, check this out bro, in baseball you can truck whoever is in your way, we have no pads, we get a 90+ mph ball hit to us, look no pads but a glove, sometimes you dont have enough time to react, watch sports science bro, when someone is batting, this is what happens in less than a second, 1, they have to see the ball, 2 they have to choose to swing or not, 3 swing, try doing it

  • football is the toughest sport and takes skill and strength...

  • Baseball is better because you need to have a lot of skill. Anybody can score a touchdown. But not everyone can hit above .500. Baseball is a TRUE SPORT. Its LIFE.

  • Ok, if it's so easy why don't you play football. why don't you try and read the defence in 2 seconds, after the ball is snaped and then try and make a choice on who your going to pass to based on what you see is GOING To happen. then planting stepping throughing, coming to balance and not worry about the 6 foot 3 300 pound Defence of end ready to take your head off. do that learn the game then talk shit you ignorant pussy. :) baseball is still a good sport, but football takes skill to play.

  • @aceofspades1092 I agree with you, but you see my friend, in baseball we all have the same problems, 90+ mph balls comeing at you, haveing less than a second to make the play, knowing where to throw it as soon as you get the ball, and a backup plan, hitting a ball you only see for a second, trying not to get thrown out, watching the pitcher if he trys to throw you out, to be honest I would wana be trucked by a 300 pound dude then hit square in the face with a 90+ mph ball prolly breaking yourjaw

  • football is a true MENs sport. its WAR.

  • Their both hard. I play baseball and football and I do agree with you that not just anyone can hit .500 and that is taken for granted, not just anyone can go score a touchdown or make a tackle either. Football is a very hard sport also.

  • Hahaha, i'd like to see you on the football-field!

  • Id play football if it wasnt 4 the assholes on the team.

  • your just mad you cant play football because you suk at it

  • I used to. But since there are assholes like U on the team i decided to play baseball.

  • are you a idiot, you try to play football and see how it feels. In baseball anyone can hit a BALL. In football you got read the defence, try not get smashed, speared by the big, tough defensive line .You need skill in football, you need to know how to run, tackle, and alot more. Baseball you just need to know how to throw a little ball, catch it unlike in football where you got to worry that a big defensive guy is going to smash you or flipping you over and causing you to break your neck dieing

  • ok look footballs a great sport but dont piss on baseball and no not everyone can hit a BALL, theres only a few that can smack a 90+ splitter with back speed on it and make it go 400+ feet, Im sure u can't do it can you? infact watch sportsscience a show on espn and they show you the hardest thing you can do is wait for it. . . .HIT A BASEBALL! and no you need to be a top athlete and have a canon of an arm to play baseball, and try playing catcher, its unbelievebly painfull. so dont talk shit

  • @yankeepunk3000 who care about being to hit a baseball 400 feet or throw 90 mph if i wanted to watch that i would go buy a cannon

  • @mlbfan3 lmao just because you said cannon instead of anything else you are awsome lol We should all buy cannons!

  • @mlbfan3 hah but you couldnt do either of those things

  • @yankeepunk3000 BASEBALL SUCKS DEEZ

  • @yankeepunk3000 THANK YOU!!!!!(i play catcher)

  • @MRACDCGUY lol I was an umpire for a long time, So i saw how hard a Catcher job was, all the pain all the hits all the extra work outs, very very tough positon, not including the 100 pounds of gear on you

  • @yankeepunk3000 John Kruk, Babe Ruth, Kirby Pucket, Todd Coffey, Matt Sapps, David Ortiz, Bengie Molina, Bobby Jenks (the only man in "sports" with breast) and Prince Fielder .

    Don't forget, most baseball players are huffing and puffing after hitting a double. and sports science had pro baseball players listed at an average of 19% body fat. while in hockey it's 9%.

    For fuck sakes some competitive sumos are as low as 11%. The average office worker is %17 body fat.

    Athletes? Sure they are

  • @rrtodd95 lol i really dont care what your trying to say because in football half the players, D line O line have man pecks the size of some porn stars, weighing 300 pounds but hey thats ok since thats "there job" to look like that, i am clearly saying that the hardest thing to do in the planet for sports is to hit a fast ball. and yes they are athletes, Bengi molina caught for 15 years, thats pain that most people never feel. and Babe Ruth, did you know babe ruth for the first 10 years had

  • @rrtodd95 a body in great shape, people only remember him from his late 30s, and prince fielder? look at him now, the guy is a vegetarian now for the last two years nad has lost 100 pounds, if your saying which sport is tougher it doesnt really matter, if you like football more great, if not great, end of story

  • @yankeepunk3000 you silly goose, sportsscience said a softball was harder to hit haha

  • @tcbball13 lol yes because of how it's thrown the angle and the speed of pitch, second is the baseball though lol

  • @Litch1234528 lol your so nieve, you dont know shit about baseball obviously you dont know what we have to watch, how much talent is involed in grounding a 90+ mph ball that sometimes is just a split reaction, knowing where to throw, makeing the throw catchable, catching it, hitting a ball that is there for less than a second, ect, yeahhhh bro you dont know shit, btw take off you pads pussy

  • perfect

  • My god kobe, you really are ignorant, next time u have a thought, let it go.

  • football rules only wankers like baseball

  • fuckoff, baseball is the fucking past time of our country, you communist liberal dicksuck

  • HOW the fuck am i a Commy when i live in swedem u fucking americans sould lern some more about the fucking world couse your all redneck retards

  • u misspelled "sweden" and the capitalization of "how" was unnecessary.

  • like i give a shit dont care if i spell wrong when talking to a fucking yank

  • ok. but next time u have a convo on the internet, dont sound like a stupid 8 year old.

    and dont forget, we are the ones with the nukes. not u.

  • are u fucking serios think your fucking badass because your redneck coutry has nukes! that is just fucking pathetic. wow nukes badass!!!... fucking loser

  • u wont be saying that when u die tomorrow

  • have you ever won a war?

  • oh lets see...

    our revolutionary war

    WWI

    WWII

    mexican war

    we've only been a country for about 325 years, which is really young compared to other countries, so we havent had many chances. but we won the big ones. some of the wars we've been in had no winner (i.e. civil war, vietnam war, korean war)

  • i'm sorry- that was for the swede

  • oh. its ok lol

  • lmao??? We lost in Vietnam, we gave up because we coudlnt help stop comunism, we lost thousands of lives there for nothing, thats a loss in my book, it was a mistake to get involved, and in WWI yea that was a mistake, we lost 50,000 soliders and got nothing out of it, dont sound ignorent

  • your an idiot, you neutral dicksuckers

  • baseball is from puerto rico

  • no its not

  • @yuothineyesasian Baseball is the American past time you dipshit commie.

  • I so frick'n love him I miss him soooooo much both games are awesome in there own right for there own reasons George Carlin had the most amazing mind!!!!

    and to beat all he was FUNNY AS HELL!!!

    LMAO!!!

  • OMG CALM DOWN PEOPLE THIE DUDE WAS JUST TELLING A FREACKING JOKE! and for all of these people that are saying that baseball is better and that footballl is better....THATS YOUR OPINION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • You guys are fucking morons. It's about comedy not "what sport is better."

    Football is more manly.

  • shhhh....calm down buddy

  • i hope you know your going to hell.

  • because you like baseball you fucking fruitcake!

  • yes i do you dumb fuck it has nothing to do with that, i like football to, i still dont get the point of this shity joke. i would have loved to see this old fuck try to hit a 96 mph fastball.

  • baseball ftw

  • I'm Asian but

    I never heard about Football

  • what?

  • O_O you're kidding!!!!! omg its an amazing sport and can be very rough even with the shoulder pads an helmets it just gives the opposite team more confidence to knock you over and give you a concussion without killing you yet its very strategic and if you pay close attention it actually is a war based sport

  • In baseball:

    937 rules!

  • LOL he's so funny and very clever.

  • He will be missed.

  • RIP .... a truly great American!

  • this guy is soo awesome lol

  • why Americans play football with thair hands?

    is it because they have 4 legs?

  • what? i dont get what ur askin...

  • LOL

    I understand completely. Very clever.

  • thats not even funny....your a fag, and american foot ball is a form of rugby with stricter rules, its a game based of war

  • In baseball:

    937 rules!

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