Blackout SOPA

[legofan370]

There Is no show? That sux

[DarkElfDiva]

Jory is "Girl Drink Drunk!"

[Thaliathetree]

Tipsy Jory is hilarious :D

[Nepbot]

Thumbs up if you thought the bearded guy was John.

[Hordiyevych]

YOU THOUGHT SOPA WAS BAD?? ACTA WHICH HAS BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS, HAS BEEN PASSED IN THE EU AMERICA SINGAPORE CANADA AND MANY MORE COUNTRIES. THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE SEES. GOOGLE "ACTA" AND ACT NOW! SAVE FUCKING DEMOCRACY

[mostaryankidyouknow]

Cosmopolitan? Jory, are you gay?

[TheCuber2400]

This is a real bar, or Ryan's mini bar at home, or something?

[legoman1171]

this was on my birthday to which sucks

[IR1SHBASTERD]

Waiting for more stuff Jory!! Whens the microwaving start up.again?

[delawarespeedway26]

@IR1SHBASTERD never

[bonzoscarpetcleaning]

@IR1SHBASTERD The show ended.

[IR1SHBASTERD]

Best one so far

[petepenguinytp1]

(Comment Removed by SOPA)

[SkullCandy580]

@petepenguinytp1 lol?

[13hason13]

All I have to say is (press 9)!

[chowner]

I'm not sure I want to check out his channel his skills aren't that great. Maybe learn how to make a Long Island first and then get back to us?

[mp2611]

As soon as you are of the drinking age, be it 18 or 21 or whatever, in my opinion drinking becomes considerably more boring. I always preferred drinking underage in house parties etc than spending shit loads in the bars and clubs. Same with pot, if that were legal it would be expensive and a lot less enjoyable... but yeah that's just my two cents.

[SrryIThoughtUWasCorn]

Just watch DerekDrinks

[CorCat87]

thumbs up for jory saying fuck

[BlackTiger653]

Where I live (Australia) the legal drinking age is 18.

[brimbles72]

"Drink responsibly, Drink often. Fuck SOPA" story of my life.

[elkinsinboxinc]

We just won. They pulled SOPA from the house floor

[kennethmk1989]

@elkinsinboxinc for now

[Kamakazi242012]

haha i knew about the fire/skin peel trick from Jesse from PVP

[MaeTheWolfDemon]

Just out of curiosity...how STRONG is a long island ice tea? It is strong enough to get you really tipsy or does it make you pretty well hammered? =D

[robsunderlin]

@MaeTheWolfDemon he put like 5 shots of alcohol in the drink if you are under 150 lbs you will be super shwasted. you will only be tipsy if you are over around 200 lbs you are supposed to consume around 1 shot's worth of alcohol per hour. you tell me.

[jeremyshaw]

Wow...um, well I like your videos, Jory and I like Ryans' work as well. When you guys work together you make a great and hilarious team and I'm a loyal viewer/supporter. But I hate alcohol with a mad passion and thus, reluctantly cannot subscribe to/support a channel dedicated to teach people how to mix drinks and all. I'm sure Ryan's very talented and skilled and that's fine but his lessons would be wasted on me. I don't mind people who drink socially but more than that no way. SOPA/PIPA suck!

[1k1ll3rp0ll0]

Wow that must cause a good hang over

[mex55]

RIP

megaupload

[Martheworld]

I wish I had half that much care put into a Long Island I've purchased. I've never been black out drunk.

Hell, I want Ryan to make me drinks, shit.

[fuke3]

fuck sopa they close Megaupload

[hinro]

@fuke3 Yeah because random pieces of paper are magical. Sopa doesn't exist yet. MU could have been taken down a long time ago if desired.

[Breadbug240]

What happens when you divide Jory by zero?

[91HinataHyuga]

I F**KING HATE SOPA

[kickerpunter]

As soon as he pulled out a lighter I knew exactly what he was gonna do. I do that all the time with oranges.

[CompactVenom]

Long Island Iced Tea? LongIslandIcedZ! #WWWYKI

[GaryYudman]

Can you upload the Gin Gin Mule as well?

[wargasm1210]

I just watched this video while sitting at a bar and now I have to order a long island. Unfortunately I know it wont be as good as the one Ryan just made. =( Oh well, its still liquor. =)

[squidbeer]

jorys mind: ima nooot droounk!

[cal920c]

he's that short? he had to stand on a board?

[mackysplace]

18 drinking age in the UK...oh America, why you so silly.

[XxFluffyToastxX]

@mackysplace 21 drinking age so teenagers dont drunk drive...oh UK, why you always stereotyping us and having bad english?

[mackysplace]

@XxFluffyToastxX By that you're implying that noone under 21 consumes alcohol. That is an ignorant. Raising the drinking age doesn't stop the problem, it drives it underground and can in fact lead to greater volumes of alcohol in single nights.

[XxFluffyToastxX]

@mackysplace No.But they will be more responsible.You can learn alot in 3 years.

[matthehat]

@XxFluffyToastxX Another brit here. Your whole argument is based on the idea that nobody at all drinks underage. I started drinking at about 12 or 13, as is fairly common here. Regardless of whether it is legal or not, teens will drink. It seems ridiculous to criminalise them for doing something like drinking. Fair enough, if they get in a car and cause a crash then they should be prosecuted, but I fail to see any advantage to a higher drinking age.

[XxFluffyToastxX]

@matthehat My arguement is based on the idea that nobody at all drunk drives underage.You should listen more.

[kennethmk1989]

@mackysplace more or less how prohibition worked out

[XxFluffyToastxX]

@mackysplace Your a perfect example of what happens when your an underaged drinker.

[mackysplace]

@XxFluffyToastxX I drink and I drive but I'm sensible enough to not drink if I know I'm driving. If I have been drinking I get a taxi home. I know my limits so I don't drink to excess. I drink enough to enjoy myself and then stop.

Technically speaking I have never been an underaged drinker as the drinking age in the UK in 5 in a private home with parental supervision.

You seem to think that alcohol is a bad thing when it's not. It's only a bad thing when it is abused.

[Jory]

@mackysplace someday I'll go to the UK... someday I will meet you... we will drink pints... deal?

[mackysplace]

Cosmexpolitian...Jory's drink.

[SneakyCheese8]

next time mix 8 types of absinth.

[MrPedro8192]

21 legal drinking age in the USA? 16 in Portugal. :D

[videogamer55]

@MrPedro8192 <=0 im moving to portugal!!!

[MrCarrot14]

inb4agerestriction

[NickLaz0r]

HAA-BI(Comment censored)

[Riotmakertk]

21? Why's the legal drinking age so high in the U.S? Btw in the UK to buy and consume alcohol its 18 but at home or a friends house with parental permission its 5yrs and up ;).

[FAB12UCB]

Yeah, but in he UK, you can drink from 4, so the age restriction on Ryans show won't apply to anyone over 4 in the UK.

[Nintendorulez]

If we ignore Protect IP and other ones they'll just slip it through...

[WpA09]

FUCK YOU SOPA!

[MNJason78]

3:30 made me laugh out loud

[jja1990]

The Scott's must be rich if they have a bar like that...

[SniperMod90]

4:37

[darkinertia2]

hahah looked like ryan jizzed his pants at the end

[Cittykat27]

I can't legally drink until the day the "World is suppose to end" Yeah...I was born on 12/21/1991...my 21st is on 12/21/2012.

[lhlee888]

@Cittykat27

dude. thats. cool.

[Cittykat27]

@lhlee888 Haha, I think so. I keep telling people. Ima get drunk, wake up the next day and yell "HA B!TCHES! I TOLD YOU SO!" Sounds fun.

[CandyoxLove]

@Cittykat27 sounds like the best excuse just to get very drunk

[Cittykat27]

@CandyoxLove Yeah, I never actually thought of it like that though xD

[mirorih2]

I'm 18, soon 19 and I don't drink. Only soda and Powerade on me, but will try to drink beer once in a while.

[Asgard2693]

18 here in the UK WOOO

[hawky133]

I want to see the bartender show!

[farlay]

fill glass half way with ginger beer add a shot of apple juice and top off with a quality double whisky of your choice. garnish with a slice of lemon or orange. awsome.

[gabuks1]

i'll find out where SOPA lives and when it goes to sleep i'll rape it... :(

[fredlllll]

in germany you are allowed to dring with 18 :P

[kratos4evr]

@fredlllll same with in canada

[hendo121212]

press 3 for epic laugh

[draagon9900]

i hate the 21 age drink limit ... not like i avoid it drinking at home every so often ... strangely i dont really like it as much as i thoght i would

yet i still have a lot of boose to go ^_^

[Lymice]

Oh, and SOPA can kiss my scandinavian ass!

[Lymice]

Joryy, so great. I have wanted to learn to make drinks :> Im usually the one in parties to make random drinks to everyone. In Finland you only need to be 18 to drink! Its great :D

[TheBuffaloChicken]

Anyone get this reference?- Go smoke pot and drink till ya drop, baby that's my advice in a fucked up world!

[ampthebest]

Look at me I'm Jory, whatch how awesome my lifestyle is.. derp -_-

[emozombe]

i think u shouldnt have beeped Fuck Sopa

[Hamsterliciousness]

Drinking age is 19 in Saskatchewan, Canada. Wanna share some of that Long Island Iced Tea?

[firemonkey4me]

haha! Drinking age in australia is 18!

I'll join you with some Absolute Vodka :D

[H31MU7]

@firemonkey4me no E mate :P had a few already? at least you're not drinking bundy!

[samplingrate]

But Wikipedia is blacked out!

[559musicislife]

how do you feel that the e.s.a. is supporting sopa and pipa and we have to stop them by pulling from e3 this year and get gaming companys to pull from e3 this year to stop there money flow

[TuhdTheTroll]

lol, i thought that was Ryan's house.

[Ramones1234100]

I'm sad that you and Ryan aren't living together anymore, but is is awesome that you guys can remain friends. Good to see that you had a friendship before a relationship.

[Whtevrichooz98]

holy F**k... i want one hahahah xD

[Kano7713]

Is it a good idea to... WhaDdYA say BOut Ma MomMA!

[russtex]

Cheers to Ryan!!

[theawesomestawesomer]

To SOPA, being destoyed

[abcdefgwynn]

Every time I see Ryan or Josh in one of you or Zach's videos, it makes me miss AFO even more!

[mattcopani]

ooh he done.

[coms758]

SOPA - Super Over Protective Assholes

[trapjohnson]

Long Island.... Excellent!

[MrBabaa]

Is it still light out? Jory you alcoholic you.

[lily1879Jaime]

Microwave special? Microwave a very flammable sign that says SOPA, maybe with a bit of gasoline...?

[Beach5and]

He has a bar in his house. That's fucking classy.

[EricksHinumaru]

Wait... are you serious about the new show being drink mixing? Because I heard it was mentioned, but didn't hear any details. If it's true... fuck man! That's awesome!

[pinkaholic30]

i dont normally like ryan nor am i 21....but ill prolly still subscribe to that channel because amazing drunk jory told me to :P

[AmtrakBoy42]

go to wikipedia to find the person to contact? ITS BLACKED OUT!

[ryno2085]

SOPA is bullshit, so is PIPA, fuck that

[simplystatic]

i wish i was getting blackout sopa drunk tonight

[luigi1855]

I've Blackout too early

[SuperSpyMonkey]

I hate how the government can tell us what we can and can't drink.

[crazyboiT]

JORY HAS A TYPO IN HIS DESCRIPTION! GRAMMAR NAZI POWERS..ACTIVATE!

[chrissjhill]

@crazyboiT Their is not three periods in your whatever you call it.

[Jory]

@crazyboiT are all of you gonna combine now into a giant megazord asshole?

[krakljak]

@Jory I was in the middle of a fucking school project, when I had to look up Charles Darwin on Wiki, god dammit. xD

[VagueReferenceHere]

@Jory I think you already have that covered. :P

[GOLDRICKINATOR]

@Jory lol

[aurarus]

@Jory

Actually, we're just going to burn you at the stake for making that typo.

[thtprsn98]

@crazyboiT high hail spell check

[ManfredvonKarma7]

@crazyboiT A typo isn't a grammatical error.

[ladyshimlyfase]

Ok i figure SOPA is bad,so i say fuck it?

[richardsonXOXO]

holy shit youre both fucking sexy as FUCK

[chrisadmaley]

yes tout your alcholism like your proud of it. everyone should be jealous of you your probably so happy with your life.

[TheImpromptuChef]

Ryan thinks hes so cool because he took a bar-tending class! pshhh

[CrioCherokee]

Ryan's cute, but Jory's cuter! :D Btw fuck SOPA and PIPA!

[TheSecondEvolution]

A Good Drink is the shit. SOPA is just plain shit. Questions?

[mrmatt2525able]

fuck that shit, underage drinking is the only thing i live for

[rrbSK8]

@mrmatt2525able ur sooo cool

[Ennsey]

soap, black, black out sopa!

[Tyloric]

Jory... you get giggly when you've been drinking. :o

[wildcat2087]

just give me 3 shots of vodka and then send me to the hospital, cause ill have alchole poisining. oh the fun drinking can be.

[ttttiiiieeeessss]

in holland you are aloud to drink yourself in a coma at 16...

[o0Rice0o]

@ttttiiiieeeessss thats a good way to weed out the retards early

[goodrita]

@ttttiiiieeeessss In three years, i'm moving to Holland.

[renesmeeinez]

i heard that there is no legal drinking age in italy there u can drink when ever u want to

[PossumCuber]

This should have been your Weekly Dose of Jory for the Soul

[ModernDayArt]

Haha... Blackout... I get it... Punderful.

[B335430104]

Im from Canada... I can drink at 18...

[SquarecowStudios]

So, is he the bartender there?

[Jory]

@SquarecowStudios yeah...

[level70steve]

Is it a good idea to microwave SOPA, PIPA, and the DMCA?!

[dudeproductions100]

When they say SOPA blackout, they mean for websites, not your body.

[Jory]

@dudeproductions100 Potato... Potato...

[juliox9]

@Jory only if they say something like SEDA( stop excessive drinking act) XD

[boonies4u]

@Jory That doesn't work when you type it... You have to say it.

[solcario2]

@Jory POTATOESH

[high5one2ten]

@Jory that dosnt work typing

[Hamham300]

@Jory This is internets, it no make sense.

[theholyviper]

@dudeproductions100 you no say

[Decker22]

FUCK SOPA, PIPA & ACTA!

[TheGeneralPain]

ive been drinking since birth. Ii's only been legal for 1 year trololol

[thefireguy1]

no more boobies noooooooooooo

[Man2Break]

Jory is drinking! Ladies...?

[timmy69690]

I've been drinking for at LEAST 5 years now.. and I still may not drink in the U.S.

[SilasCilice]

I just get excited whenever I see Ryan. The fact that there's alcohol involved is enough to give me strange feelings down there.

[1234MusicEqualsLife]

Ryan is hot

[AMP88GODale]

Jory LOOK At you inbox there is a bomb

[muffinlady18]

Why do I find you and Ryan sharing a drink so adorable?

[Bunearylover7]

Here's a good idea for the title of his show... "Is it a good idea to Drink This?"

[delaghetto813]

is it a good idea to microwave SOPA? ... SORRY^^ it was easy

[CorCat87]

should have been white tequila

[kazooga1234]

ryan just poisoned jory with diet coke because that stuff will cause jory health problems and its worse then any alchol

[Jory]

@kazooga1234 yeah... THAT will be what does me in...

[kazooga1234]

@Jory well it will give you diahrea aspertame fucks with your body and should make everybody sick its catorgorized as toxic waste

[175myles]

SOPA, Driving Jory to drinking since 18/1/2012.

[Jory]

@175myles hahahahahahahahaahaha you're not from the US hahahahahahahahaa

[175myles]

@Jory, Nope and I did it on purpose too.

[billymayer1000]

@175myles Hehe, I see you aren't American

[billymayer1000]

@175myles Oh, should have read Jory's comment first :/

[Lazie18up]

FUCK SOPA! (amen)



[Nikotiini69]

I wonder how they think it is a good idea. I mean I have seen no one exect some greedy corporations support sopa. Also why isn't any countries giving US some mean looks? Sure they are the terrorist cops of Earth but I would assume Britain and Germany for example could stop them from doing this if they tried to.

[kazooga1234]

i hope that google and FB do a black out day and ha bisky upload

[bonfire302]

To be honest, the first time I heard about SOPA I thought people were making up some kind of conspiracy theory about Hispanic people washing themselves.

[grw830]

Sooo are you finally going to make your own beer now?

[dannajude]

Look up donkey punch on urban dictionary