Psycho Mall Walker

[PrimerDust318]

Better than hoarding cats, I suppose. Maybe she just needs a job walking up the down escalator?

[HPlookalike94]

BEL VA RAH

[timmytheclown6969]

press 7 to feel better.

[cobrachoppergirl]

Every time I go to the mall, I take my pith helmet, and ride the escalators and sing this song. Hell yeah. Be good to yourself. Then I take out a security guard, and yell out "Long live the Counter Revolution!" and "Four legs good, two legs baaaahhddd!"

[MechaSnoopy]

Waka waka waka waka

[wowser4life]

She stops a lot, isn't that bad for her exercuise?

[energetically1]

Woman goes to doc with various complaint ---> Doc prescribes some pain killers or pep pills ----> Woman ends up on youtube in a pit helmet:)

[CliffMcVodka]

I'm almost certain that she has Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[meevable]

O________O

[addictedtotext]

I swear I saw her on We the People with Gloria Allred. I can't find a link to it though. It was on and I wasn't watching it but the way someone said Walk made me look and she's older and bigger but I'm sure it's here.

[otakukj]

no....

[jonolikesbuster]

This might as well be straight out of a Christopher Guest film. Amazing.

[4945656]

I have the weirdest boner right now....

[bmh4d0k3n]

Her song reminds me of "God loves a terrier" from Best in Show in its pure obsession.

[Bunnykillingdeathray]

Hasn't somebody dubstep'd the shit out of this yet?

[JohnPetrucciness]

Not gonna lie, she kinda sounds like Lucille Ball.

[jLittle865]

looks like sally kern from oklahoma

[PhotonicDoctor]

wtf is wrong with walking outside where u get fresh air and sun? Oh u silly Americans. 3 things u do best. Eat, consume, and make wars.

[drcurio]

@PhotonicDoctor you forgot the 4th thing: be better than you.

[conqueror389]

lolwut  ze fuk?

[RobertJFreemantle]

Oh it's Rab C Nesbit's small wee son...

[ghaleon0075]

Extreme mental disorder is hilarious

[narutigre10]

Guys, i have to admit, that's a good song!

[thesidewayzone]

OMG...This was hard to watch

[msdukaaa]

This is how Rebecca Black will be in ........2 years maybe?

[addictedproductions]

@msdukaaa i'd give it a year tops

[filipwax]

Some way this girl reminds me of Antony from smosh

[turtle79070]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[KillingIsMyBusiness6]

ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! ill go to the mall and get healthy just... just please dont hurt me!

[cputecch]

i made a song to, troll troll troll this bitch gently down the street Mary Kay don't have enoff makeup to cover up her face. troll troll troll this bitch gently down the street she needs to be gagged and bounded and put into a never ending sleep.

[MalikJ323]

2:06 jizz in my pants

[TheKailanful]

this lady has too much oxygen in the brain

[laurierchick11]

she makes intense eye contact.

[Tarislover1]

I could see her turning into the "Happy stalker girl"...

[iwantedhisnamejb0013]

WOW that actually that made a lot of sense...sniff...

[HobosPlaceTV]

WHAT THE F*CK .

[ashaw1387]

she is a good actor. she plays a good crazy women. but anyone that sees this as anything but an act is just as crazy as she makes herself to be.

[JohnPetrucciness]

You know, I actually tried my hardest to take this woman seriously. And I succeeded all up until the song, that's when I lost it.

[bubbagaw]

what brain???



[YouViewer08]

Oh no, my mom mall walks in the morning! I gotta do something before this lady gets to her!! (runs out the door in a hurry)

[toriphilewill]

At first I added it to "Watch Later", but once she started singing.. straight to favorites.

[psychoducklin88]

Shes seems terrified of rain XD

[nugg3ttoprock]

Mrs.Wonka much?

[bobble2themusic]

Its funny..but in a way i feel bad for her because she looks so innocent... >.<

[christopherhillmusic]

i seriously just laughed possibly harder with this video then any other video i've ever seen.

[skeletonmom]

Craaazzzzyy Eyyyessss!

She needs a tinfoil aerial for her pith helmet.

[ZacharyStreet]

It's a pith helmet! I absolutely love how enthusiastic she gets nears the end!

[KOHF34]

She only bought the pith helmet when she couldn't find a football helmet.

[donjaun88]

She loves it when enough oxygen flows up into her brain. not like her dead husband...

[rehezin]

She right It's not silly it's beyond insanity !

[TonkyTube]

When she starts singing, that's killing me.

[gladitsnotme]

i would like to show you how i close youtube and run away in fear... if you don't think it's silly.

[bellatheliar]

This lady reminds me of Cheswick from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...

[MsLithiumBaby]

Is this lady for real??? This has to be fake.

[XjacksonhaltomX]

Funny as hell

[THELUKESTIR]

and they walked in the rain...... O_O

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

Shoot on site.

Burn with fire.

Lock torched body in lead coffin.

Lock lead coffin in lead coffin.

Bury in volcano.

Still have nightmares.

[PostcardMike]

Nadine Hurley.

[chango42398]

Mrs.garrison is a happy walker girl

[whysoserious6969]

...and they walked in the rain o.o

[THELUKESTIR]

@whysoserious6969 LOL i made like the same comment before even reading yours

[fatmanreturns]

Susan Boyle, everyone! A real inspiration..

[mja712]

she clearly has a mental disorder. it is kind of funny though

[eatyourmumshead]

IT'S A PITH HELMET

[SkelanimalKitteh]

I wanted to scream and run the other way D:

[TheMintyMuffin]

Is this real life? O_o

[masturdater]

id like to kick this broad right in the dick

[bekindtoyurbuds]

@masturdater LMFAO!

[om3g4z3r0]

CONTROLED medicine ... KIDS stay AWAY !

[MikeOShay]

The mall in my area is one floor and like a half-block in size.

[o0oTheBeesKneeso0o]

I wonder if it's a combo of drugs or a specific mental disorder...

[cobrachoppergirl]

You think she sounds crazy? So was the guy who said the world was round, you could circumnavigate the globe, men would be able to fly someday, even go to the moon, illness and disease were caused by little pathogens in your body and not evil spirits, and we could broadcast pictures and sounds thousands of miles around the planet. Your entire life, everything you do today, has been shaped by brilliant crazy people. In pith helmets. Be good to yourself. Shine on you crazy diamond.

[bubbamittens]

@cobrachoppergirl I think Psycho Mall Walker has a Youtube account.

[TheMintyMuffin]

@cobrachoppergirl

LO-fucking-L :P

[DAltar]

@cobrachoppergirl to much to read...

[cobrachoppergirl]

If there were more awesomely cool people like this chica pumped to the max, America wouldn't be the stinking shithole of hatred, sloth, mediocrity, and pussy ass cowardess that it has become. I can walk a mall from end to end and back again, without a single person speaking to me, but by damn I'd bet I'd get one hell of a conversation out of her. She'd talk my ear off and keep me rolling in stiches. She's not crazy, she's FREE; you're crazy, because you're a slave to being cool all the time.

[cobrachoppergirl]

That's it, you go girl!. I could see hiking up the freaking Alps with you and getting to the top and singing that crap. Hell yeah. Pass me a Pith helmet. Guys just don't understand what gets us horny and gets our motor running. After that I'd probably throw a guy to the ground, rip off his clothes, and straddle him. And hit those high notes!

[gazillionandone19]

I think she should do her breathing warm ups while she is driving. I can already see what a great outcome that would be.

[NBAsGreatest]

MILF.

[itachiowns]

i want to know were she is now :(

[mightydojo]

at least she hasn't hurt anyone... yet

[singah101]

whats a piss helmet?

[HavocGunStar]

@singah101 Correct spelling is 'pith' helmet. Favored by the british and others in desert climates.

[rmsst62]

I can't find ANY info on the show this came from! I've loved this clip for years but the only conclusion I can come to is that the Discovery Channel did a special on the clinically insane and their interactions with the real world.

[G1uTiN]

Many thanks to discovery channel for discovering this unique creature

[frescodecacao]

she's the kinfdof person you wouldn't want as a copilot on a cross country car trip.

[TwoIsANumber]

Rape face.

[SpelKille]

Mark my words people; this lady will rule the world.

[AlliEbeanSx]

is this fake?

[mcandros111]

shw must be a smart stupid person who thinks there awesome

[jimmyPain2121]

am i the only one thats thinking she would be reeeaaally good in bed?

[freedomforgiven]

OMG what is the lady on. I want to know what drugs they gave her.

[Turtleman1211]

It says the discovery channel becasue you are learning about psycho ladies

[AnnieNitemare]

Wow, how did she get out of the nut house?

[TheMathaniel]

omg that song, it NEEDS to be my ringtone

[Johnnyboy2594]

I want what drugs she's on.

[kaykimmango]

she's got a point there.. ;)

[Lafoliex7]

It's a pith helmet!

[LU1G140]

Crazy Grandma!

[jazz3121]

I'm scared

[Fulcanelliii]

chick should have been shot with a lithium cannon directly after this interview she is straight up dangerous.

[bloodnoseThePirate]

female kramer.

[Showstoppah]

I want what shes on!

[kizaroll]

Was that an actual interview, or was it just staged.

[sneeb]

Is that Jennifer Tilly?

[slickdicko]

@sneeb cathy bates lol

[drummer1brt2gzs]

hm. she gets an A for effort

[wjdsoccerdude]

Schmoyoho should songify this! Tell him on his channel

[sunsandstarz5186]

@wjdsoccerdude that's exactly what I told them! It is an excellent one to songify.

[senfood]

This is silly.

[sano2000]

I think I know where all the missing children went.

[beerhands]

well i'll be having nightmares tonight

[frickfrock999]

1:40 - 1:44

I'm pretty sure she was expecting everybody to join in singing with her at that point.

Despite the fact that she literally just made this song.

[NeedBetterLoginName]

@frickfrock999 The tune is from another song. I'm forgetting which one though.

[JWFokker]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[FinnishFuturist]

This lady's bat shit insane.

[CitizenSweeps]

If you've ever worked an opening shift at a mall you know that every mall walker is exactly like this.

[VENOMandSKISGAAR]

Thank god Hot Topic and C.J. Banks don't sell assult rifles...

[benbabolat]

this is just silly.

[1992Sunflower]

WOW. ITS A PITH HELMET!! HAHAHAHAH psycho lady

[ilovesportsism]

@bubbagaw a solid beating is the least we could do

[blowupyourspot]

BAAAAAHA!!! 2:26 - She's walking up the "down" escalator.

[katiezientek]

I WALK THE SHOPPING MALLS [crazy eyes]

[bubbagaw]

should we kill her?

[DJINDJIPLQKTOR]

@bubbagaw YESSS GOD PLEASE

[bannanerman]

I like to hike.......the malls

[unct1004]

discovery channel. truly the best at observing the most wild of wildlife.

[bannanerman]

AHHHHH

2:46

she is like a robot her head snaps into place

[bearddragon]

@bannanerman Dang Thats CREEPY

[Iambenjoz]

What the double fuck?

[otchacha]

she makes my heart happy

[DanielToshIsABoss]

Omg I was so scared that she would pull a human head/weapon/one her many cats who "died of natural causes" no joke!!!!!

[xXJDMXx420]

IM A HAPPY MALL WALKER TOOOOO

lmfao not really fuck this bitch is nuts

[jamiebird666]

if i ever suddenly hear that song in my head while im in the mall i might have to kill myself

[coachguy]

i think that needs to be her all the time helmet

[Be1smaht]

is this a joke... please someone tell me that she is not serious

[d4rk4knight]

@gogiants43 JOKES! SAME HERE YO I GOT 2 BONERS AT ONCE!

[Umbraeku]

Hey use the wrong escalator for exercise. Not a bad idea. =D

[TheCrumpmasters]

okaaaaaaayy.....

[BaronofToiletTown]

How does this not have a millon views!!!



[tayterbugggg]

"its a pith helmet."

O.o

"ITS NOT SILLY ITS WONDERFUL!!"

[actionbrad]

i wish I had a pith helmet.

[kindofmagicmike]

this reminded me of a substitute teacher i had in highschool

[m1up]

@kindofmagicmike

Ditto.

[elc1960]

What a cool improvisational actress! I love how she sang the song to the tune of "The Happy Wanderer". She's truly amazing and gifted. Funny stuff.

[xBEACHMUSCLESx]

WTFLOLROFLMFAO

[Mr4419733]

someone belongs on shutter island

[kapal1am]

I don't think I'm high enough for this right now... lol

[riotgrrrrl1288]

does she need a sweatband for walking in the mall? :-)

[Pilkingtube]

oh shit, they walked in the RAIN!?!? O_O

[xViickyy]

...and so I became a Happy Walker Girl.

[AllegroDragonstorm]

wow

[ScreamBloodyMetal]

Yikes.

[derpenstein]

One of the surest signs of bad-crazy is when someone is convinced that, even though they don't know any words and have never sung a clean note in their life, if they just concentrate hard enough, they'll be able to sing you an awesome song.

[lBaNeFuLl]

She's got the best eyes in the business.

[Liverpoolfc89x]

me and her are getting married.

[robinrobin4]

Jesus will give you the fulfillment you are seeking. Get closer to Him.

[Sweetness2006456]

ROFL, someone should send this to Ray William Johnson....

[PavelBici]

look at those eyes!!

[linky202]

crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy woman

[gosenskat]

"But they walked in the rain..." *crazy eyes*

[colinmon99]

She likes to talk like her husband is still around to hear her. Let's just be glad bananna republic and hot topic don't sell assault rifles . Haha.

[pdplexml17]

Someone out there has to know this woman's name. We need to find her! Who is she?????

[envey18]

LMAO THIS MADE MY DAY!!!

[MrBaryar]

I really want to be her friend.

[Rennpanzer]

She reminds me of Cindy Williams. Take 20lbs. and 30 years off of her and it's like you're watching an episode of Lavern & Shirley.

[Nanteos]

@Rennpanzer The whole time I was watching this, I was thinking "Man, she looks so familiar!". And THATS who she looks like! Thank you

[BeeZee1992]

um maybe she's got some type of syndrome?

[bravexbroadcast]

Theensing was sooo creepy 0.o she was looking off into the distance imagining the happy pith helmet hiking girls

[clavira]

creeeeeeepy