seinfeld dissing blackberry and iphones

[Evco993]

Re-runs of Seinfeld just started this week on Sky Atlantic and ironically they're sponsored by Blackberry!!

[Mr3665464]

so true only gays and pretentious people use iphones 24/7

[ienjoyapples]

i love that its the host's job to fake laugh his ass off when he has a comedian on. i mean its funny, but it aint that funny.

[TheMrmi22]

TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!

[ristau]

At least two jews should go to heaven. Love you Seinfeld.

[raspad67]

Hahaha funny guy

[ellpaxto]

The magazine part was in Curb Your enthusiasms Seinfeld Re-union Episode. Love the Sein.

[tailsmanizer]

i was always waiting for the jazz beats :P

[umanggupta95]

@TinklestheGoat FUCK YOU FAGGOT , I NEVER DO THIS SORT OF STUFF BUT SAYING SEINFELD(MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN) IS DEAD IS NOT FUNNY , ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING TROLLING , SAYING SHIT LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE (SHAME ON YOU)

[suberkin]

@umanggupta95 but it just got an all caps rage post out of you. it was a good troll and you fell for it.

[wovelscotch]

@umanggupta95 Bro! You're full on mad! Calm down bro.

[RedSnyder141]

@umanggupta95 Funny how you get all riled up with someone named TinklesTheGoat. lol.

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

@TinklestheGoat Rick the Mullet man says: "FUCK YOU!"

[BboyArmo]

what's the deal when you take a shit and you have to turn around and wipe your ass and see how much shit you wiped, are you surprised that there is shit on the toilet paper? that's my impression of seinfield ..... I never though Seinfeld's jokes were funny, just mildly entertaining

[jtflush]

@BboyArmo Just got out of the loony bin Bboy?

[BboyArmo]

@jtflush lol the audience is just laughing so hard, they sound how trolls say it, fake and gay

[brooklyn560]

Android :)

[koktelici]

Conan's laugh is fake. they prepared this bit earlier.

[vneveryone]

the cavemen predicted right...we will be using fruit to communicate with eachother..

[ethicks00]

fuck man Jerry never retires bits. The bit where he talks about slamming phones is at least 10 years old.

[ktuluag]

All of you fuck off with your fucking god damn arguments like little bitches. Internet is serious business these days.

[nonesuchone]

@dunti21 Wrong.

Why? Steve Jobs said so.

The end :)

[hmadanee]

Hilarious :-))))

[FuzzyPandaHD]

Fuck that was hilarious! He's an actual hero

[PleatherGirl]

I totally agree with Jerry on this.

[h2dude69]

The iphone joke was a recycled version of the old cordless phone joke.

[svenneri]

@h2dude69 Yeah, but not the other stuff, he still got it!

[MadSquirtle]

@h2dude69

I think it was intended to seem that way.

[jackhole91]

@h2dude69 reminds me of what he said about the heil five joke. "it was a good bit in the 80s, and it's still relatable today..." 

[h2dude69]

@jackhole91

Hahahaha!! Yeah. Thats ture

[SteveJawbs]

@h2dude69 YA BUT THIS TIME HE DID THE SWIPE MOTION THING INSTEAD OF PRESSING A BUTTON MOTION!!!!1!! SO ORIGINAL LAWLERSKATES!!!

[kourosh8517]

JERRY SEINFELD IS THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD

[JAREDMICHALLE]

@DoctorTREX Well really as much as like android,I totally prefer the iPhone.Everything works better and is better quality on the iPhone.That's what I love about the iPhone.

[JAREDMICHALLE]

@DoctorTREX Really what's gay is the fact people need to learn when to put away their fucking cell phones.I hate that shit.I love my iPhone but I don't get it out in front of people unless I'm checking the time.I hate Blackberry though.My mom had one and that thing was a piece of shit.Not good phones at all.I'd at least get decent Android smartphone.

[DoctorTREX]

Yeah, Jerry is right: iphone users are so gay... :))

[spp41]

Seinfeld stole that iphone joke from his 'cordless phone' joke back a long time back

[GLADYOUWEREHERE]

@spp41 cant steal a joke thats already yours

[rockincoffee]

Funny how the people who diss Seinfeld are blackberry our iPhone users...typical and no sense of humor

[dilray90]

the end stand up routine in Seinfeld season 2 episode 4 is very similar to the iphone line

[Easleytee]

90% of what comes out of the mouths of 95% of people in this country is pure adolescent drivel.

Keep texting + tweeting.

The most powerful technology on the globe cannot mitigate STUPID.

[Slockry]

slamming down phones has never been the same.....and it never will be.

[kyoodlenoodle]

Seasons 1-5 were the best and hilarious

Seasons 6-7 some were awesome and some were OK

Seasons 7-9 all unrealistic and a few funny

Larry David made the show!

[deadithink]

@kyoodlenoodle Seinfeld's an idiot, the other characters and David's writing made Seinfeld what it was and I hate the way Jerry takes credit for the show like he does.

[Fushell]

@kyoodlenoodle wrong. everything ruled minus the finale.

[therealcapitalist]

@undudster- Are you sure? It doesn't look like he's wearing a little bag of gold around his neck.

[NeMiDrEm]

I miss Seinfeld the last seasons was so good, why they shut it down ?

[styx8]

@NeMiDrEm They didn't, Jerry did

[act318]

I concur! One of my biggest pet peeves is someone texting or looking in their phone while having a conversation.

[MrDanbloom]

google this:

Winner of Taiwanese "Emmy": "I'd like to thank my iPhone"‎

[neocdiaz]

this is so true! I've been overseas and without a cell for four years and I have notice a big boom in smart phones when visiting the US. It's crazy....everyone is always staring into their phones.

[nicolasfigglehorn]

Hahahahahahahaha

[inrwizards]

the last bit is a renewed version of his bit about wireless phones in the 90s. Any1 who watched Seinfeld realizes. Still, it's even funnier with the little slide :)

[08WSChamps]

@inrwizards yes i remember that episode too, and i agree the little slide just makes it that much funnier. hes true tho we keep an old school phone on our wall and whenever a telemarketer calls i pick it up let them say hello and shit and slam it right back down haha

[DeeJayTDoggs2011]

Was this made in 2007 or ?

[Jezreel7773]

How did you ever get to be so FUNNY??!

[noodlesmealey]

He's not a sephardic or hasidic he's one of those usurpers of the faith of Jerusalem a Khazar. The synagogue of ha satan. (Look for the Mediterranean olive skinned features and Wisdom for real Torah Jewish people)

[kalai131]

jerry seinfeld is a veteran in the pop culture business, he knows what he's talking about, he's one of the people who can call himself a master of pop, he looks at cyberbullies like what???? lol. cause he had 80 million Americans watch his last show and was multi millionaire in the high hundred number figure, think 800 million +, and he still gets money from Seinfeld from all the reruns on t.v. that is awesome, he doesn't have to please anyone anymore.

[Kidis82]

Seinfeld was NEVER funny, if it wasnt for george kramer and elane, he wouldnt be shit. He's a big hedded cocky, fuckwit jew. 

[harry426]

@Kidis82 Elaine was the worst character in the show.

[AlmightyJesus]

@harry426 Your mom is the worst character.

[elSargent93]

@AlmightyJesus Is your head damaged?

[AlmightyJesus]

@elSargent93 severely

[SeventhSun]

He did an advert with Bill Gates so probably he's pro Microsoft, not that it's a bad thing.

I don't care much about Apple too myself.

[cybeliandream]

First it was frozen yogurt in the 90's .. And now it's I-phones and Blackberry's.

[savedfaves]

Seinfeld is not funny.

[fLcGambit]

fucking classic seinfeld

[MarcIzKool23]

Apple and Blackberry......... who comes up with these company names. Remember the greatest american company in the world? Kramerica Industries?

[Taramw32]

@MarcIzKool23 I messed up once and called someone's Blackberry a blueberry.

[himynameisoleander]

@MarcIzKool23 the company name for blackberry is RIM. No defense for Apple though.

[dunti21]

@himynameisoleander Apple is named after the fact that one of the creators of computers, Alan Turing, committed suicide (because he was gay and didn't want to go to a "straightifying" institution where they shocked you) by eating a poisoned apple. That's why the apple logo has a bite in it.

[TheKing2494]

@dunti21 not true.

[dunti21]

@TheKing2494 lol, ok then give me an argument instead of just a random opposition

[iroveashe]

@dunti21 Watch QI. This was pointed out during an episode and Stephen Fry says that he actually got the opportunity to ask Steve Jobs about that myth and Jobs said he'd wish it was true, but it isn't.

[roadrunner76b]

@dunti21 Please do the proper research on a product before posting "fictitious facts",there are some people who might actually believe you instead of checking into it themselves. A man named Rob Jannoff designed the logo. He made the apple with a bite taken out so as not to confuse it with a cherry,and the rainbow colored apple was to showcase color on the screen,but don't take my word for it.

[dunti21]

@roadrunner76b I kind of learnt that "fictitious fact" at University. You think i just made the shit up? So ok, Mr Rob didn't want to make it look like a cherry, that doesn't say why he wanted it to be an apple! The colour logo story was just a joke on my part...

[roadrunner76b]

@dunti21 Steve Jobs worked at an apple orchard and named the company after Mcintosh Apples(they intentionally spelled it Macintosh) The original logo had Isaac Newton under an apple tree.When Steve had the logo updated,Rob chose simply to use the apple.I only corrected your comment because of it's falseness,no trolling was intended.

[dunti21]

@roadrunner76b Ok thanks for the explication :-) Now I gotta go shit out the professor at the university :-P

[Exoand]

@MarcIzKool23 Or Vandelay Industries? Import, export latex.

[MarcIzKool23]

@Exoand Vandelay Industries was nothing more than latex manufacturing in a small manhattan apartment

[Mezzz]

@nxvznx WOW, YOU ARE AWESOME

[sumetsuxx]

That's true i do it all the time and everybody that i know do it too

[dragonslayerED30]

Hes so right,my sister does that all the time with her phone,I think its rude....Its real annoying

[ScaniaChan]

Apple products suck.

[savedfaves]

@ScaniaChan Very deep brother. Probably an Android user. You're product looks the way it looks because of the iPhone.

[ScaniaChan]

@savedfaves You are misinformed. Like every Apple fanboy out there.

Educate yourself on the subject first, and then I'll gladly have a debate with you. Until then, you will remain ignored.

[sUBzEROvOv]

:D great

[bobfrompikecreek]

that last joke is ANCIENT. he used it in one of his seinfeld openers.

[12fortyseven]

That's GOLD Jerry...... GOLD

[therealcapitalist]

Can someone please tell me if Seinfeld follows a faith, or is atheist/agnostic?

This question is based on my curiosity, whatever he believes won't change my personal view of the comedian.

Greatly appreciated.

[GodzzzSon]

@therealcapitalist stop lying

[undudster]

@therealcapitalist He's jewish, dude

[ajxxr0cks]

@Hemptastic47 thanks for trying to spread the word about cannabis to these close minded people

[aidyrow]

He never said anything bad about an iPhone

[kMC303]

This is so true and which is why I refuse to buy a cellphone. All you see these days is people on their phones texting or whatever else. I hate following trends and falling into companies.

[Nieghorn]

Pretty much true for most mobile phone addicts, whatever the brand.

[toastichedu]

I'd rather look at my Blackberry than listen to this washed up hasbeen comedian anytime and his dumb jokes.  Loser!!!

[kvillage1]

hey guys..i made a dubstep type chill out song sampling this video..please check it out

Kabbalistic Village - Soulfield

Thank You.

[NickyNickyWaaWaa]

the iphone joke's a rip off of one of his old gags about cordless phones.

still jerry's definitely the king

[BRm2008]

fuck blackberry. dumb name for a mobile device.

[fancy787]

هالممثل مظلوم

لكنه رائع وخصوصا في مسلسله ساينفلد

[eclipse74569]

I almost missed the "I hate that shit" lol.

[thinkulye]

Whats the deyull with an iphone Iiiiiii dont Phone So why is it an Iphone

[bogdanuts]

fake laugh

[JMB129]

Someone explain to me, how is it rude to just not answer a phone call, but it's perfectly fine to ignore the person you're talking to face to face? What's the difference? You're ignoring one of the two people involved either way.

[sekamenacerecords1]

@JMB129 It isn't rude...The person phoning has no idea whether you even have your phone on you, let alone that you're not picking it up on purpose.

People who claim this are just pretentious twats in all honesty. Fuck the middle class western world and their pompous self righteousness.

But hey, it is what it is.

[JMB129]

Exactly. There's this new thing they JUST RECENTLY CAME OUT WITH, and it's called......are you ready for this? VOICEMAIL! HOLY FUCKIN SHITBALLS! LOL

[JMB129]

Seriously people have turned into retard drones. I'd say just about everyone spend about 12 hours a day looking at either a cell phone screen, a computer screen, or a tv screen, and has no face to face social life.

[cajenner10]

The second joke is old material, but the first is new....and true.

[joelstwisted]

I never wanna talk to you for the rest of my life... Then slide. Hahahhaha.. I have both of'em and I'm watching this on my blackberry. Funny

[MrBigpopo]

not funny...

[jackhole91]

that's GOLD jerry... GOLD!

[EliRome1825]

Funny guy man haha!

[BardocksSynphony]

the next time someone is talking to me while using their iphone or blackberry... ima pop out my magazine and start reading while i talk to them

[Moonlampje]

I own a Blackberry, but I loooooveeee this :D I hate rude ppl who think their phone is more important than the people around them.

[silentrain1203]

I am watching this on my iPhone ;)

[Inaluogh]

@silentrain1203 Good for you.

[AaronBaker12345]

I agree with him, fuck cell phones!

[chap6595]

he is looking much older now!

[iloverikku714]

how is this dissing?

[bertus198]

@AodhanVEVO how do you end your call then???

[jayyu4u]

The iPHONE joke is classic!!..

[shotsky94]

not funny

[Archedgar]

Seinfeld has a point.

[mashmiles]

he stole that last joke from some black comedian..can't remember who

[josiahho1]

is it just me or is jerry starting to look like Nicholas Cage.

[MisledTrick]

We can safely say Jerry uses an Android smartphone.

[UltimateReviews1]

1:22 Conan and his retarded fake laugh made me laugh

[LethalJizzle]

RIM had such a hold on the consumer. Now nobody cares about the blackberry.

[1955wc]

this is really funny......and so true

[Snoberrie]

I love Jerry, he always stayed funny, relevant, and always sticks true to his morals. Loved it when he called Lady Gaga a jerk, cuz she totally is!!

[maresca585]

:)))



[Marsdevilsvolta]

i hung out with these people a few times who were blackberry people before long i was done. everything he said is true and annoying. also they were the type of people that think a 6 pack will fill up my gas tank.....gtfo.

[EV1DEN5E]

seinfeld rules

[agreenjinjo]

seinfeld isnt very funny

[tpstrat14]

@agreenjinjo u either love him or you hate him.

[MalakGabriel420]

jealous much Mr.Seinfeld....lol...jk...BLAC­KBERRY IS THE DEVILLLLL

[BoyDough08]

laugh)

[BoyDough08]

Hahahaha! (Thats my fake

[Kelly119119]

I remember Seinfeld making the exact same joke about dial / hook and cordless phones 20 years ago, it's in his book.

[davorunner]

@Kelly119119 I was thinking the same thing, except he acted out pushing a button. He's a man that sticks to his beliefs, obviously.

[Douken]

Damn, I thought this was ridiculous until 2 days after I got mine lol.

[ThatReporterKid]

My god, conan is such a fucking dick. His fucking fake laugh... -.-

[MissJessyeNorman]

I think it's ironic that Seinfeld would be complaining about Rude and Narcissistic people (which btw, I agree with his point), When he's famous for playing the main jerk on a show all about Rude and Narcissistic people! Just sayin' I thought he championed that kind of behavior...

[Xear0]

the last laugh was so fake 

[anon55555555]

Okay I love Seinfeld and all, but saying your routine joke which you've said in stand up and on your tv show... saying it during an interview on a late night show is not cool. The audience expects to hear him tell new stories and such, not repeat his routine. He's not doing stand-up right now, he's on a talk show!

[valois89]

@anon55555555

You'd be surprised what a common practice among comedians this one is. Check out interviews conducted, for instance, with Robin Williams, Bill Hicks or George Carlin, sometimes their entire answer to a question is just some fragment of their material

[DialectOne]

Still prefixing social phenomena's with "the"..."The slow head down". Jerry is the greatest!

[slugBuTtxXx]

LOL

[mongolenpup]

my little sister who's significantly younger than me has a blackberry...and this is exactly what she does...in her teens now...I'll walk past her and her friends and they're all sitting there, their heads slumped over their blackberries like they've given up on speech...freaking weird...wtf ever happened to a phone being something you just exchange information with, with people who are far away and can't talk to...oO

[Ruckus9]

The phone slamming joke: Mitch Hedberg anyone?

[Chance8638]

@Ruckus9 Seinfeld made that same joke on his show probably almost 20 years ago.

[ninjajesus81]

@Ruckus9 Mitch Hedberg's joke was slamming the door on a tent, not a phone.

[Hemptastic47]

Marijuana when ingested cures cancer. Look it up.

[MrBlemph]

@Hemptastic47 No it doesn't. Look it up.

[ADXJgaming]

@MrBlemph How fucken funny is that kid,cures cancer lol, Im glad you said it doesn't and didn't just let it slide good job :)

[ADXJgaming]

@Hemptastic47 LOL HAHAH CURES CANCER AHAHAHAHAHAH



[Hemptastic47]

@ADXJgaming its funny that you laugh at something you have never even investigated for yourself. Google Cannabinoids and Cancer. ....The system has gotten to you clearly, where you laugh at something because you think it is so far from the truth, because the system has manipulated you to believe this. read a true book, turn off the video games.

[michaelyouth]

Seinfeld, the show an the person, ain't all that...

[49ers995]

Still the best ever.....

[hahawzz]

loooooooooooooooooooool this guy is AWESOME!

THUMBS UP! and dont deny it...that was funny about the iphone!

[at90percent]

Seinfeld is still funny. Love the angry iPhone hangup.

He isn't dissing the BlackBerry as much as he is dissing the rude people that use them.

[gotriceandshrimp]

2011 and Jerry still telling it like it is. Now THAT's legendary.

[pokemonmaster08]

@gotriceandshrimp this was in 2009

[zaxophne]

@gotriceandshrimp Or, 2009...

[M076n7]

not funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thepspman116]

@M076n7 I'm guessing you use an Iphone or blackberry?

[rockloyalty522]

yawn

[GuitarManSam555]

Jerrys still got it!!

[5emtio4yra]

0:53 "i hate that shit.."

[beavis226]

@5emtio4yra HAHA great catch