E3 2010 Microsoft Press Conference - Part 3

[mike43167]

11:09 calls Skittles a Dog

[TheBansheeBomb]

i got here from rule 34 'shivers'

[LilMushyMushroom]

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen... Blah blah blah... :P

[COZYTW]

"Why not make a game where you can fuck an imaginary girl / get fucked by an imaginary guy?"

... Rule 34... You made this come true, in the worst possible way ever.

[VIXI2008]

what the fuck is that -.- ....

[KiroToru]

MA BFF OSKUR

[pj552003]

I like kinect...for what it is, great implementation in Mass effect, Tom clancy stuff, kinda cheesy, I also like my move, And YOU DO HAVE TO GET UP TO PLAY MOVE AS WELL...MY real issue with microsoft remains the same..they try to buy everything (first 40 minutes of conference all multiplatform games) there isnt enough effort and money put into exclusives, thats where i think the ps3 seperates itself from 360...this year is a perfect example of that. Take some of that cod money, make a new game

[OMGFracturez]

Is funny how people don't like the kinect because they have get there fat asses up and play. while your hatin on the on kinect microsoft is making money lots of it to. If you notice they show moms playing the kinect a kid and even dads. they trying advertise that any one can play with the kinect and guess what they rather make money by the parent buy the system and not little teenager waiting for the next call of duty to come out just to play that all night.

[ZeroJinKui]

@OMGFracturez fat asses? no one i know who plays video games is fat or lazy... but video games are supposed to be about RELAXING after a shitty day of REAL LIFE... you stupid fucking jockstrap.

getting up, jumping around and running around your living room, knocking shit over by swinging your arms around like a goddamn retard isnt fun, its stupid.

real life IS a workout, and its hell for most people, video games are supposed to be an escape from it, not add to your stress.

[RisenGnom]

155 accedently bougth a ps3

[fp9876]

kinect gtfo

[spiro37]

nfl or gtfo

[MrPrisonpimp]

1 sex

2 jacking off

3 food

4 PC games

5 the worst games on PC

6 the flash games on PC

7 Xbox

8 ps3

9 pooping

10 wii?

[TheLovemusicguy]

2:48 Microsoft world wide leade of games?

*uch*

*uch*

[XBOXGUY7]

WHY what brought microsoft to show kinectimals come on they showed reach,blackops and then that i have a kinect but i would of been fine if i hadent seen that.

[LOves2Kil]

I hope they focus on good games rather than kinect this E3

[Rojano100]

@LOves2Kil i hope :P

[DARTHPIZZAROLL]

@LOves2Kil what conference were you watching?

[Grandmastu]

Faggot shit for grandma.

[Thomasgrandgrind]

gears of war 3

[Replicantrob]

With Kinect I should be able to jack off virtually! 

[Undertaker3879]

It's amazing with the right marketing, people still fall for piece of shit products like this.

[hinata2sexy3]

@Undertaker3879 it's your own fault if you bought it

[WDHellSOnLineKILLER]

Just the perfect thing playing with that cat,

lots will be there forever for a play.

[kingdomheartsmikey]

so kinectanimals make boys and girls form like 2 years old to 9 years to dont have a live outside of you house, play with an un-existing animal and make stupid move and face expresions to pretend that you have an exotic animal wuaw im gonna buy it definitly to dont have a life with real friends

[knither]

I HATE LITTLE GIRLS + SKITTLES

[josneak28]

yeah, he likes that

[ThePunisherNWO]

Those guys are douchebags

[TheMatrix4Ever]

Between 9:00 - 21:06 my eyes started bleeding.

This has got to be one of the worst press conferences I've seen at E3!

[dtsioutsiouris]

@TheMatrix4Ever hahahaha!!!!!!!!lol xD!

[hinata2sexy3]

@TheMatrix4Ever maybe but they did better than sony. sony's was a trainwreck

[TheMatrix4Ever]

@hinata2sexy3 True. The only good game they showed at Sony was Twisted Metal.

[honeyhotsauce]

I have both consoles xbox and ps3 but this conference so much about games but other stuff sports and video chatting? I just care about games

[IslandBros15]

12:04 Oh how the mighty Rare have fallen.

[DARTHPIZZAROLL]

@IslandBros15 yeah, and people still say that it was necessary for them to make the new GoldenEye game.

[MrAxemana]

Dat skitles shit is so scripted.

[michaell8000]

stop with god dam fan boy shit there is absoulutly no point for it besides to have 100 of useless bullshit mesages all over the internet i have played almost all the consoles made in the last 13 years and besides the wireless sistems there is almost no diference

[sw1tbe]

Kudo Tsunoda kinda sounded like Nicholas cage..

[rcmixed]

I am not a ps3 fanboy but you have to admit playstation only needed kevin buttler to send all this effort to the trash

[aldemirinho]

kinect is decent, but ps3 kicks ass 3d bitch

[hoppen97]

Im a "ps3-boy" or whatever its called, and even I have to admit that kinect is pretty cool!

[DARTHPIZZAROLL]

@hoppen97 no, it's not.

[marcusgear619]

why are ps3 fans looking a "microsoft press conference" if they hate 360?.

(i hate trolls) :B

[Thanatos595]

@marcusgear619 becuse we whant to see what stupid things the Xbots are putting out :D

[marcusgear619]

@Thanatos595 i should defend microsoft but...even if they get a nice idea they always want you to pay for it :B

[DARTHPIZZAROLL]

@marcusgear619 well maybe they're just curious to see what bullshit they do next.

[toneset]

That little girl is very brave! I'm 12 and I wouldn't dare to even move a muscle on that stage! How the heck does these people remember what to say without notes!

[Swampert384]

@toneset The trick is to not think about the people as an audience, but more like either friends or not even being there.

[DARTHPIZZAROLL]

@toneset maybe it's because they promised her 5 bucks.

[MassTV94]

Can you imagine...No Skittles, stop it, please, IM A VIRGIN

[markoadiaz]

@MassTV94 jahajhjahajahajahjahajahajahaj­ajahj xD nice on dude xD!

[AndrewVenner]

18:16 He gets to play with his BFF Oscar...how cute.

[usualbikegtgt]

ps3 sucks dick

[MexicanDicer]

i laughed my ass off in the foot racing game!

[MexicanDicer]

i actually liked that tiger pretty cool

[katana137]

rofl at the kids fake enthusiasm for kinectimals :P

[TORCHM91]

if some of you guys go for sony why do u watch this

[cookiewaa]

lol having asians play the demos. so very insecure :D

[Getterades]

In Soviet Russia, Xbox sucks and PS3 is better.

[shatteredglassluck1]

@Getterades yeah cuz ps3 is communist. lol failed

[Getterades]

@shatteredglassluck1 I'm not understanding if your trying to insult me or trying to make a joke that went horribly wrong. No offense.

[shatteredglassluck1]

@Getterades well u see ur joke went wrong. u said a soviet russia joke and the soviet russia r communist and the point to those joke is that soviet russia is the opposite of democracy so soviet russia say the opposite thing to what democracy say things. the joke u attemped, that in soviet russia ps3 is better, u r saying the communist love ps3 n u are reffering the ps3 as a communist device. im not insulting u or anything im just saying that the joke failed.

[Getterades]

@shatteredglassluck1 no, the soviet russia joke, or the way i used it was just saying that the opposite of reality to prove a point, and it could even be considered in a different context to say only communists would enjoy ps3 or think it's better. If I did mean it that way, then you were too blind to understand the joke and couldn't get it and you would've been the one who failed, since you are so interested in picking people out for no reason and trying to negatively impact their day for no...

[shatteredglassluck1]

@Getterades nah i dont really comment or pick on ppl for negative reactions sorry if i did to u. didnt meant to. n i like soviet russia jokes n maybe yeah i couldnt understand urs but i did laugh on the darkboy3010 soviet joke. lol in soviet russia, game tickles you. lol

[Getterades]

@shatteredglassluck1 ...reason

[DarttheLegend]

it's funny, he said that ESPN was partnering with the worldwide leader in games, but I thought they were partnering with Microsoft, not Nintendo (I say nintendo because although i'm more of a soy fan, I'd say nintendo is still ahead and they own Sega too)

[sharpshooterm107]

they put more time into the stupid animals

[vickimec]

The only reason ESPN signed with Xbox is because microsoft is an american company and sony and nintendo are from japan. But why would you watch sports on the Xbox you could just wath it on the tv its pointless!

[hemansx]

i really wanna know what happens if i decide to slap skittles the tiger

[trueprolouge123]

0:00 to 21:39 is the worst moment

[mauroap87]

@trueprolouge123 for Sony jaja

[PSspecialist]

xD xD LOL ROLF LMAO DID HE SAY 'WORLD WIDE LEADER IN GAMES?!!?' xD BRILLIANT JOKE THE BEST IVE HEARD SO FAR LOL

[HigHGuyism]

i'm just watching this how microsoft wants their fanboy's make look like a retard

xD

[james65508]

@HigHGuyism i agree sony all the way

[glezjuanito]

@HigHGuyism are you kidding this is awesome

[mellowfrizzbee]

I love my xbox but this is just sickening cheese factor stage acting of the highest level...

[XTutorialesAKilleSX]

Basicly you'll never get out of your home

[sesestro]

Where's Bill Gates?

[james65508]

@sesestro he got shot XD

[sesestro]

@james65508 Agreed.

[xStePzx]

9:25 is so LOL i bet pedophiles would love to hear that

[ryderfira]

that kinect kid sounds like a porn star

[sesestro]

@ryderfira seriously there are no porn star kid at that age i will believe you if you show your proof -_-

[ryderfira]

@sesestro i ment she has the makeings of a porn star. posibly a good one if she keeps that way of tallking

[sesestro]

@ryderfira LMAO :)

[ryderfira]

@sesestro you know you would have a hard time keeping it down if i girl stared talking like that to you

[sesestro]

@ryderfira sorry.

[thecheatlord999]

Bye skittles i love you. now wheres my 20mill?

[FlatGameWalkthorughs]

kinectifucks

[WR2seb]

worst actors ever!!

[tonychart77]

It seems Kinect's technology is 2nd to none with what is on the market, but the games are far from being a home run or have any reply value. Microsoft should hire some Nintendo Devs or something. (^_^)

[DragoonEvolutionX]

of course it wouldnt be a Xbox video on youtube without some PS3 fanboys.

Stop hating, if you dont like then dont buy. i rather Kinect over PS3's sex toys with glowing lights on the front.

[AndrewVenner]

@DragoonEvolutionX Well, at least there are real games available to be played with Move. Microsoft has become more casual than Nintendo Wii with their kinect games.

[RMCLmaker]

@DragoonEvolutionX yea i mean people are like "xbox fanboys and ps3 fanboys stop the console wars" i never seen noone from xbox trollin ps3 why cant we just get along both consoles got problems -_-

[loljeck]

@DragoonEvolutionX im not a fanboy i just like ps3 better but you are obviously a xbox360 fanboy

[1795me]

@DragoonEvolutionX thats what your mom wants ps3 is better the xbox

[dannyyao123]

@DragoonEvolutionX Hypocrite...

[XIjimmyXIthq]

@DragoonEvolutionX there glowing dildos dont forget lol....

[mycoolgoodvideos]

This looks like something thats fun at first then gets lame later. Like sometimes i like to come straight home from school and chill while playing the game.i dont have time to be running and jumping etc thats to much. This just seems like it gets to tiring after a while

[brainysnaeha]

At least a little girl is very cute and her english is even better than me! (accent)

It so good when you're know you're half asian-american and i'm native asian...

[wendywolfman]

kinectimals gtfo

[jagdigarstoratuttar]

9:54 did I just hear a lifesaver kill the tiger? lol

[jacobzwarner]

wtf

why would u get kinectimails? It would be cheaper to buy a real pet

[professionalshooter1]

13:31 that is just gay and boring heehe

[professionalshooter1]

with kinect you can be as gay as the xbox and Microsoft its self

[treedude217]

its rather cheesy!

[WilliamLanceHancock]

lol I almost feel sorry for them no one claps if they do it's very weak

[seargentermy]

@WilliamLanceHancock lol

[SM853]

Now I dare these Xbox fanboys talking about the Wii being kiddy and not hardcore after all the crap they shown.

[arizonaboss]

XBOTS STOP SPREADING LIES RROD HAS NOT BEEN FIXED(elite) ONLY A AUTOMATIC SHUT DOWN OF THE XBOX OCCURS WHEN THE XBOX IS OVERHEATING (REACHING RROD)

[Vick144]

so...if you pull your dick out is there going to be a yellow dick on the screen?

[dennisomaet96]

PLAYSTATION 3D IS BEST THAN XBOX 360 

[Triplemyi]

@dennisomaet96 GO LEARN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH BEFORE U COMMENT U FANBOY CUNT !!!!!

[Proz428]

uhm the part with the little girl is just WEIRD.

[EcelipseGaming]

17:02 - 17:05 orgasm??

[arizonaboss]

ps3 wins

[darkboy3010]

GASP!!! In Soviet Russia, game tickles YOU!

[ThePlasticBowl]

So I could go through the trouble of turning on my Xbox wasting more power to watch live TV or i could just watch live TV on my regular TV ummmm ok that makes perfect sense : |

[TheLordEmbob]

i think kinectimals reminds me of something, oh yeah... Eye-pet...

[iDeKlein17]

@TheLordEmbob

noo nintendogs !

[rockurworld14]

wonder why one of the reporter dude is holding an xbox elite controller........

they're using the original one to showcase not the elite

[ravensburger89]

tigers are bad pets

[professionalshooter1]

joy ride=copy of modnation racers fucking microscope fucking copy cats keep it up xbox and world will sew you for copying

[AZCopperHead]

@professionalshooter1

Heh sew? Either you meant sue or you're saying that the world is gonna make Microsoft a nice sweater. lol

[reet0121]

if i buy xbox 360 slim .but it is original cd or the fake 1

[milk454]

Damn you kinnect where are the figthing games? I wanna whoop some one

[thelondon3r]

Skittles is for Christmas. Not life

[thelondon3r]

Skittles DO ONE!!!

[ahkeemmo]

wow the girls retarded stop licking me um it's a gay game wow is that supposed to be cute

[mynameis3005]

fuk xbox 360s.!! whose wid me??.. ps3 fanboys!!

[TheCug]

Avatars are so fucking creepy....

[iPaulTube]

Dude, What do you think WEB CAMS are for? If I wanna see someone that bad I will go visit them sheesh? After watching that movie eagle eye no wat im letting all that crap into my livnig room!

[joseinasio]

Years of study and thousands of dollars wasted yoy create a 360's version of PS Eye toy???. There are a lot of idiots with money at Microsoft!!

[Sizzonz0r]

you're my good skittles LMAO had me rollin'! xD

[KDOGTHEGAMER14]

that little girl is a FUCKING NOOB!!!!! lol

[jwp1ful]

@KDOGTHEGAMER14 fuck u she is just a little girl so stfu

[AGentertainment]

19:13 Awesome Job... clap... clap... clap ROFL

The audience was probably like... what the fuck is this shit?

[TwX2k10]

i love how cheesy this is

[THEC0DFATH3R420]

oscar is his butt fucking friend forever!?



[THEC0DFATH3R420]

what about nfl?

[angelG14]

kinectimals - or: How do I make a super Nerd?

[EasyFreind]

I would laugh if she tripped when she was going back and skittles jumped out the screen and ate her.

[SuperMr503]

this audience is sure hard to please. sounds like they all have a stcik up there asses

[nino1911]

@SuperMr503 that wast watt they were expecting from kinect

[Dragonathan]

would be cool if kinect can detect heat vision,

[landonrevels]

Cant We All Just Get Along.. I Dream Of A World Where The Kinect And The Playstation Move Worked 2 Gether To Satisfy Every 1... But Lets Face It When Its All Said & Done The Playstation Network Is Gathering So Much Momentum.. Who Can Stop Kevin Butler... Certainly Not Master Chief...!!!!!

[PokemonSonny]

cant imagine an old guy playing kinectimals

[adnangrosic200]

you guys have no lives dissing on xbox both game systems are good and xbox doesent get red ring anymore so why dont you just get a life or a girlfriend

[TheSBWproductions]

2:48 WOAH WOAH WOAH! Slow down there bud. Microsoft is NOT the world wide leader in games.

[brainysnaeha]

@TheSBWproductions

World wide leader in games?!

We don't even have the official marketing of xbox 360 in thailand.

And now we all playing modded xbox 360 without online and a game costs

less than a bag of chips in US!

Playstation got me covered i can play online legally in thailand.

[sesestro]

@TheSBWproductions no one.

[VieaTv]

@TheSBWproductions They mean the biggest partners of gaming indusries!

That means they get exclusives -_-

[VieaTv]

@TheSBWproductions And they said teaming up with world wide leader in gaming!!

duche

[glezjuanito]

@TheSBWproductions actually is they have a long industry of games look up there history and some fanboy aint gonna change that

[megaspizza1]

I would be laughing so freakin hard if the xbox that they had at e3 got red ring of death XD

[usualbikegtgt]

@megaspizza1

hahaha fucking retard hahaha

[japaniqueo]

" good dog skittles"

[WorldsProductions]

@japaniqueo good job skittles

[regonark]

how bout stop bitching lolidestroyallofu and robscousejones because they were there and you weren't . and you weren't. They're just trying to show how the game works.

[lewisbj999]

Nobody plays video games like this!

[shadow18900J01]

ok espn looks sik, but every thing else looks gay and it looks like a poor knock off of da wii... i love xbox but they need better games for the kinect....

[bartoge1a]

Kudo is a pimp

[PreGameler]

i dont like that guy *kudo

[akm169mm]

ha ill admit it,i thought the kinectimals thing was cute.

[babygirl91580]

@akm169mm yeah it looks cute and fun for kids

[jesusfreaklol1]

Kudo looks like a creepy purple child molester... oh wait thats Barney

[TheGamer961]

microsoft hiers great actors

[RustyNaiil2]

0:8 ''No headsets, no controller, no games, no porn, just nothing.''

[brainysnaeha]

@RustyNaiil2

At least kinect have the best game ever...Pimp my whore,you can

use the whole body to fuck your virtual reality female superstar of

your choice! (Bad Bad joke)